A badfic parody in which Seto meets his bubbly 'other half'; Yami gets his own body thanks to the Plot Device Fairy; and Yugi ponders life, the multiverse, and everything. Or something. Crackfic. Pokes fun at multiple fanfic tropes, but with love.

Yami decided to stick around after the ceremonial duel, but the modern world is not exactly like his time. While there may not be any force trying to take over the world, normal life still has a way of proving challenging. Like many of their exploits, it all started with Joey. And now Yami has started a list of what NOT to do in the Motou house. Latest update: Cookies.

Yūgi gains the Gamer ability, and after one look at the Millennium Puzzle's description, shrieks. "There's a Pharaoh," he says, faintly, "a Pharaoh in my room." [Gen]

Ginny finds an old artifact that houses an evil soul that keeps trying to possess her. She is NOT doing this again.

Joey gets asked to watch a pizza parlor for a few hours and his friends decide to help out. It's just pizza, after all. How hard can it be to deliver?

Because the Kaiba mansion really is too big. And they're going to prove it. One-Shot.

Whether they liked it or not, they were family. And the fact that one of them was not even technically alive could be overlooked. After all, blood is thicker than water, but love is thicker than blood.

A… minor malfunction - okay, they broke it, but it was an accident! The Millennium Puzzle is in pieces, but this time there's an unfortunate side effect. Namely, Yami is now stuck on the outside, and Yugi is the phantom. And until they can find all the pieces to put the Puzzle back together, Yami is going to have to be Yugi for the day. …This won't go badly at all…

While hanging out one day after the Ceremonial duel, the gang finds out something interesting about one of their friends.

It's crowded inside the Millennium Ring, and identity is catching.

In which the Monster World game degenerates. "That's too far in-character! Way too far in-character!"

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Oneshot! Another year at Hogwarts, and the Sorting has commenced upon - the Yu-Gi-Oh! gang! Watch in terror as the Sorting Hat confronts the gang about which House they are destined to enter! (Rated T to be safe)

Only two people have ever told Ryuuji he's not good enough, but only one of them will ever be open to persuasion. Canon universe, minor/dice/tendershipping subtext. For contest.

Tournaments come, tournaments go. A world-class CEO goes missing. Seto reads the papers, goes on with business as usual, and waits. Toonshipping, post-Battle City. For contest.

After Battle City, Bakura was left with a promise Marik never kept - and now he wants his payment. So, he sets up the Egyptian in a nice little alleyway... (Thiefshipping oneshot, rated for some kissing, some fighting, and some blood)

Ryou has always been able to see spirits, but he isn't scared of them until one attaches himself to his best friend Malik. The monstrous spirit seems born of darkness, but he promises to bring Malik into the light if Ryou can only trust him. Deathshipping AU. Rated for violence.

Marik, the crime lord of the Ghouls, seeks revenge. When he stumbles across Ryou and Bakura, two members of the rival Sennen gang, he finds an opportunity- and perhaps his salvation. MarikxRyou

(thief AU) Don't bother dysfunctional detectives Malik and Bakura for a trivial case; they're more terrifying than nearly all the criminals they put in jail.

Ever wonder what Yami Marik does in his spare time? Rated T for silly humor and some interesting language.

Pre-canon Ancient Egypt. Little Mana and Prince Atem find out that practise does not always make perfect when it comes to magic. "It's okay! I'm sure it's only temporary and I can fix it before anyone sees!"

A teenage criminal mastermind's account of how he steals a boat, controls people's actions, takes on a five-thousand-year-old Egyptian Pharaoh, and contemplates snack foods. It would all be much easier if his minions were at all competent.

I think its fair that the world knows the truth of the events that occurred five years ago on the Day of Freedom. It didn't happen as the media told you it did. This is the beginning. This is the first part of the story, the beginning of the end.

...or "Why You Should Never Bring the Dark Spirit Inhabiting Your Body to Gym Class". Pure unadulterated silliness. Rated for smacking ppl with dodgeballs? R/R, enjoy!

Yuugi was great at getting blood stains out of clothing. Season Zero, and everything that implies.

Working in a game shop, Joey and Yugi meet their fair share of customers that are... a few cards short of a full deck, so to speak. Unfortunately, sometimes those customers are more plentiful than others.

A midnight run for ice cream, a defiant gesture against the responsibilities and constraints in his life that prevent him from enjoying his teenage years in a normal way, serves as the springboard for Seto's Grand Rebellion.

They are not Hogwarts-bound exchange students, nor are they teachers of magical arts. They are purely prisoners of war, thrown into a dangerous new world that they didn't know existed. There are no alliances here. There are no strings attached. YGOxHP

Ryou never meant to murder, Yuugi never meant to lie. In the end they were just as crazy as each other. "Is this what it comes down to, Yuugi? You and me. You and your delusions; me and my sick, twisted mind. Hasn't it always been that way?" AU, horror.

More than once Marik had decided that his idea was an extremely stupid one and that he should take the next plane back home.

The world is ending. Ryou feels indifferent. Could be considered as Tendershipping.

/One-Shot/ It looked like Malik. It really, really did. But Malik wasn’t that tall or muscular, and didn’t have such a strong gaze. “Oh, I’m not Malik.” Ryou could only stare.

Things Bakura and Marik shouldn't do...but did anyway!

One-shot. Marik and Bakura decide to go to the Antique Roadshow to pawn an important object... Rated for language.

Even the 'King of Games' has to lose sometimes... Oneshot

The thief is strewn about Ryou's soul room like the bloodied fragments of a jewel. Ryou wonders if there is enough left of him to even give him a name. Darkfic, Tendershipping.

Between card games and Knightmare frames, saving the world and taking it back by force, two men play chess. Yu-Gi-Oh/Code Geass crossover drabble one-shot extraordinaire.

To save his classmate's soul, Bakura Ryou trades in his own and is quickly absorbed into the chaos of the underworld, a household pet of the eccentric fiend who shares his name. For Itooshi. Tendershipping and others. HIATUS UNTIL JUNE 2010.

Yami Yuugi and Bakura are invited by Malik to his home in Egypt in the hope that they will remember more about their pasts. Simple enough, technically. However, when Yami Malik puts in a reappearance, things start to get rather complicated very quickly...

Odion returns to his peaceful home after a long day. But is 'peaceful' to him what some others might label 'mild insanity? complete

Ever wonder what goes on inside the head of the infamous Seto Kaiba? Read an assorted collection of his thoughts, opinions and daily ramblings here. You may just be surprised... INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Miho Nosaka always wore her hair in a ponytail tied with a yellow ribbon. Some classmates called her ‘Ribbon’ or ‘Ribbon-chan’. She went missing when she was fifteen. No trace of her was ever found. An explanation for why Miho vanished after Season 0.

About a year after the ‘death’ of Atemu and Seth’s taking power, Egypt is at war. Rumors surface that Atemu is among his people once again, and Seth follows them. How will the former high priest react to seeing his cousin again, or the rest of his camp?

Oneshot: Camping with the Kaibas. What more could you possibly need to know?

Set during BC: Bakura Ryou finds out that one thing worse than being controlled by one millennium item is to be controlled by a second millennium item. The ring spirit is planning ahead.

You knew it had to happen eventually... Noah's arc kicks off with a bang! Well, actually, more of a light fizzle.

After Doma, the U.S. Navy conducts interviews with Jounouchi, Honda, Anzu and Kaiba in regards to Yuugi Mutou. All reports and information should be treated as classified material.

They share bruises, cuts, headaches, schizophrenia, stomach pains, insanity, insomnia, and pseudo kisses. Defying all logic, opposing all RB angst. [crack, Bakura x Ryou shounen ai, or vice versa]

Everybody gets bored. Even undead homicidal tombrobbers get bored. And sometimes they go to unusual lengths to relieve the boredom. Poor Ryou and Yuugi are the ones to catch the fallout when it happens...

A trip to the museum, courtesy of a tombrobber and his host. Some things never change... or do they?

A reluctant Yami is given an impossible task: tutoring Bakura in math. The former tomb robber can't seem to focus at all. But does he have a point? Oneshot Not romance. Rating for language.

All the girls in school want to give Valentines to Kaiba, but there's a little problem. Enter Jonouchi, champion of true love and commercialism!

Poor Set... sometimes it’s difficult to know whether he’s a high priest in training or a babysitter. The young prince of Egypt surely needs the latter more. And exactly why does Bakura hate Yami so much? Oneshot, no yaoi. No romance at all, actually.

It was a perfectly normal day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and his brother had been kidnapped. Again. Intimidation gets tossed around, ice cream rains from on high, and all he wants is to get his brother back.

Death is just an obstacle.

Eternal darkness. Blood. Pain. Death. What is perfection to Bakura Ryou? Character death. COMPLETE.

Insector Haga hasn't got any friends. With an enemy like Dinosaur Ryuuzaki, he doesn't need any.

[complete] An experiment gone awry sends Kaiba through time to unexpected, unacceptable future.

Ryou Bakura has been accused of insanity. But is he really insane? Or are people just to afraid to handle the truth? This is his ‘insane’ story the truth that the doctors refuse to see...

(One-shot) Set after the series ends, Yami goes home, right? And Yuugi gets left in the future. But what if they could get together again? Frequently? Wouldn't that be nice?

Mokuba wants to give his brother a gift. What do you give to a guy who can buy anything in the world he wants? Well, you make something.

The tale of a Pharaoh, a Priest, and a Psychotic Tomb Robber. All left to rot in the hot Egyptian sun! Ok, so that's not all that happens, but as always, madness abounds! ShounenAi Complete

(for rain-streaked) Ryou can't sleep. Therefore, neither can Bakura. Late-night discussions, personal djinns, and strange wishes that will never come true...or will they?

COMPLETE After Malik betrays Bakura by giving Yami the Sennen Ring, Bakura is determined to get it back by any means possible, even if it means teaming up once more with the traitor himself. BakuraMalik

Ryou Bakura learns, from the most unlikely of persons, that immortality can be a curse when you're only a child of sixteen.

Téa never thought she’d have anything in common with Seto Kaiba. She especially didn’t think it’d be homicidal rage directed toward Joey. But every girl has a threshold… and being locked in a bathroom just might push Téa over hers. [slight ST]

Eternity is a long time to exist. Can you imagine? For some people life really is just a game.

Deal with the Devil, Part Two. Yami Bakura and Ryou make another deal, and they are to switch places for a whole week. Will Ryou’s friends notice? No Yaoi!

Random little one-shot. Who chose Ryou to be the passive, succumbing host? How easy is it to break a habit you've kept for years? And how do you ask all the right questions if you don't even know who's involved? Very...rambly.

Bakura gets amnesia! Yami and the crew try to change it so he's not even tomb robber! Chappie Seven up, and it contains a shameless Mission Impossible paraody! Yay!

The school throws a costume party, with the prize for the best costume being a set of exodia cards. Well, just how far do you think Yugi and the gang will go to get them? (OLD STORY. Permanently discontinued.)

Yami's cursed, Kaiba's deck has been stolen, Bakura becomes a sales executive... throw in TristanCorp and you've got yourself a story!

Kaiba finds Yami standing on the ledge of a bridge in the middle of the night with no idea what's driven him to do so. But things are not always what they seem. Parody of a million angst and eventual romance fics

Bakura comes into class beat up. Hyjinks ensue.

Harry Potter xover. Dumbledore decides it's time for a change, hiring a new... History of Magic prof! A History of Magic prof with tricoloured hair, violet eyes and an unusual affinity for black leather.

Ryou pushed his yami too far one Friday night. Now it gets interesting, 'cause he's about to find out exactly what his yami does in his spare time... and maybe build a little trust while he's at it? Chibizoo contest entry.

The door to the darkness has been opened, and it's the end of the world (as we know it...and Ryou feels fine...).

Standing on top of a building, Yami leans into the wind as he contemplates how much of a slave he is to the Puzzle, and to Yugi. Getting goaded on by arguably the most unsympathetic person he knows does not help.

When Ryou is temp. transferred to a boarding school, he thought the worst he had to deal with was keeping his councilor from getting too suspicious, but when old enemies start poppin up... Is this what normal teen life's supposed to be like!

A Jehovah's Witness has decided to visit the Bakura household. Yami Bakura opens the door. Do I need to explain the rest? [Note: a Jehovah's Witness is one of those religious people.]

[OLD STORY] Mokuba is having a hard time getting to bed, and so goes to his dear brother to try and get him to read a story. You'll never read fairytales the same way again! (One-shot)

Ryou unveils to Malik a horrendous truth about humanity. Thus begins their ploy for world domination…or destruction. [Not recommended for younger audiences]

Also known as "Zoo's monologue", using Yu-gi-oh as an excuse to attract unwary readers. Best read when drunk.

Another speculation on how the Shadow Realm was sealed. Told by Shadi.

In case you can't guess from the genre, this is a humorous parody of the movie "Titanic". For some reason I just love spoofing stuff. Anyway, please R/R!

A fic about insanity. Not funny insanity. Insane insanity - enough to make the characters not what they appear to be.

What happens when too many fanfiction writers write Yu-Gi-Oh fanfics? A little bit of craziness, especially with the characters ^.~ Simply a silly spoof fic