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 Author has written 2 stories for Portal. I happen to be both a celestial body and a cake. Yes, both simultaneously. Which type of cake and which celestial body, you may ask? Who knows. Hey, I'm CelestialCake, a ... well, a celestial cake. I'm into Portal, Marvel, Star Wars, and a few other fandoms. I write, I sometimes draw, and stuff. You'll probably find drabbles, one-shots, and the such having to do with Portal. Interested in talking? Want to request something? Any questions? PM me, I'd love to hear from you! My profile picture isn't me, it's my cousin! It was taken by a professional photographer, I think her name was Christine Sponchia. (That is my way of telling you, while I have permission to use the photo, it wasn't taken by me. It was taken by Christine Sponchia.) Anyways, I always appreciate any reviews or critiques you leave on my stories! (There will be more stories in the future, I promise.) Thanks for checking my profile, I really appreciate it. Sorry! You've missed me, I'm on hiatus for some time. Hopefully, I'll see you soon! |
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Of Ratts and Men by LittleInkling64 reviews
A world-class ballerina. A goofball engineer. A secretary turned monster. Told from the perspective of a madman grasping for sanity, this is a brand new take on the Portal 2 narrative. Note: chapter 9 currently up!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 4/8 - Caroline, Chell, D. Rattmann, Wheatley
A Fool's Errand by Thursday's Dove reviews
Out of all the things Chell had known she would carry with her upon leaving Aperture, the last thing she would have ever expected was a child - much less the child of the power mad android she had thrown out onto the moon in a last ditch effort to escape with her own life.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 12/12/2019 - Chell, Wheatley, OC
Do You See the Stars? by LittleInkling64 reviews
Dr. Michael gets the opportunity of a lifetime when he is transferred to Aperture's main laboratories for his robotics background. But when his daughter Stella falls ill with only a short time to live, he is faced with a difficult choice: will he resign himself to her fate, or risk using untested Aperture technology if there's a chance to save Stella's life?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12 - D. Rattmann, Space Core, OC - Complete
Portal: Convince Me by iammemyself reviews
Maybe it's time for Chell to have a say in the matter...
Portal - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Drabbles by PortalPanda reviews
Short, random Portal oneshots. Most will be for chelley or Pieces. You can request one in the reviews (though I may not have time to write all requests). Please keep it clean! Thanks!
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Chell, Wheatley
Redemption by Silverstreams reviews
After Caroline discovers her 'parents' to be Black Mesa spies, Doug Rattmann hides young Chell in Old Aperture before she's sealed off and presumed dead. Years later, she's back, and her resurfacing could lead to Aperture's downfall. A Portal prequel about what it truly takes to have a shot at redemption.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,232 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Caroline, Chell, D. Rattmann, GLaDOS
The Sandbox by PastSelf reviews
Portal AU: Portal and Portal 2 told as kids playing at a playground. Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2019 - Complete
Is this a game to you? by User724 reviews
"Why...?" "Why do you keep playing this part?"
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2018 - Wheatley - Complete
Pieces by PortalPanda reviews
Wheatley falls from space & GLaDOS returns him to Aperture to punish him. To show Wheatley what he put Chell through, She transfers him into a human body & dumps him on the surface to fend for himself. After seeing him fall, Chell drags Wheatley back to her home. There Wheatley has to work towards Chell's forgiveness & friendship, all while learning what it means to be human.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,644 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/7/2018 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Apple by User724 reviews
Blue Sky AU: Wheatley wasn't sure he'd heard her right. "Did she really just speak? " "Apple"
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Chell, Wheatley, OC - Complete
How I Met Your Mother (And Then Tried To Kill Her) by User724 reviews
Blue Sky AU: When Wheatley's daughter asks him how he met Chell, he's tasked with the impossible, kidproofing Portal 2
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2018 - Chell, Wheatley, OC - Complete
Miss Redacted by PastSelf reviews
A woman is poured into a computer. A little girl begins testing. And somewhere, a drifting robot yearns to apologize. Separated by thousands of years, these three events are somehow connected and brought back to the surface with the realization: there are humans alive in Aperture.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,586 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Chell, D. Rattmann, Wheatley, OC - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Kick by wafflestories reviews
Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
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Apple Pie reviews
After a virus menaces the existence of the facility, a group of unlikely allies teams up. What will happen when they face forgotten memories and remember old friends? How will they face an imminent explosion and regret? And most importantly, who's going to bake the apple pie?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/29 - Caroline, Chell, D. Rattmann, Wheatley
The Black-Box reviews
Back in Aperture, Wheatley realizes there are worse fates than being stranded in space.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
