herhellishnesshide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Naruto. sup i'm steph i write and stuff im married to societys_failure in case you were wondering - you know, my sunshine pls dont look at anything ever on this page ok its all bad. pls. A note on Crisis: IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE CANON AT ALL. It is a total AU, and I try to keep the characters fairly aligned with their normal personalities but thing is, in that kind of situation there's nothing that people won't do. Yes, there are a lot of OC's, but that's because I don't want to have the same ten characters or so continually doing the same things. A note on my oneshots: I do appreciate it when people say that they love them and that I should continue them, but it won't happen. Ever. Not wanting to sound mean, of course, but they are a oneshot because I like them that way and really don't have the creativity go further. | |||||||
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Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same. UPDATE 11/2019: Went back and cleaned this up, fixed Konan's chapter, adjusted the ending. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,237 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara, Konan - Complete
Final Cut by pernkpeppercorms reviews
None of the others were worth his time. Robin's blind ideologies were easy to pervert. Terra gave in without resistance. But what will Slade manage to do to Raven and how much is forced?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Raven, Slade
Darkness Becomes Her by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Longing. Need. Desire. The Dark God has never felt these until a chance encounter with a young Goddess of Spring. And thus started one of the most famous, loving, and enduring marriages the world has ever known. Hades x Persephone
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Hades, Persephone
23 Smiles by Society's Failure reviews
But most of all, he cherished a smile. It wasn't his own smile, no— well, not the one on his face. He did like to think of it as his in private, though. And he was willing to do most anything just to see it. 23 drabbles of NaruSaku fluff, one a day for a special reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,377 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ailment by Miss Celsius reviews
ItaSaku:: Sasuke had finally recovered from his injuries. Itachi had finally, unexpectedly, made it to twenty-three. Even so, considering what was truly important, he hadn't expected anyone to acknowledge his own aches. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name by talanai rialric reviews
Two white roses, stained black by the blood of demons. Sebastian decides to resolve some outstanding conditions of the agreement, and Claude tries to make amends.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
From a Different Perspective by Dustbunny3 reviews
[One-shot][NaruSaku] Body-swap. When a jutsu goes awry, Naruto and Sakura find themselves walking in each others shoes. And feet. With no solution immediately in sight, all they can do is make the best of a strange situation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Mix And Match by Society's Failure reviews
100 Themes Challenge for DA2. No order, some will be AU, some short, some long, take your pick. MariBela, Fenrrett, Carrill others LATEST #58 - Kick In The Head - Hawke comes home injured, and Isabela deals with her wounded lover accordingly.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - unknown 1, Isabela
Round and Round by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura and Itachi are high school students facing the threat of college breaking up their current relationship. When they're alone on a school bus together, Itachi takes the chance to show Sakura just how much she mean to him. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Train by Mistress Krane reviews
Two strangers. One comes from a rural home, the other a more urban setting. A small train, running at an unusual hour, brings them together. AU, ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,665 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Experiment by Bainaku reviews
"Marceline tastes like dusk, like violet stormclouds and thunder and lunar eclipses and tree branch shadows scuttering over windowpanes and words, so many words never written down in books, geez no."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 140 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Marked by Ignite the Airwaves reviews
Oneshot. My take on Slade and Raven on the top of the tower during Birthmark. M for rape.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Raven, Slade
Perfect Circle by Faux Promises reviews
Chell arrives at Aperture with a special someone and a request. One-shot, fluff ahoy.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/11/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 4,627 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Crossing The Line by thatcoolkids96 reviews
Years after the war the Fire Nation is in need of an heir that the Fire Lady has yet to produce. A favor ignites intrigue that could lead to a great scandal if rekindled desires cannot be locked away. Zutara some Maiko; Warning: Affair/Sexual Situations
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,782 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Beyond Flavorless by The Sincerities reviews
50themes. 050. Nostalgia: Naruto declares his love. Complete. — Naruto/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 36,735 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Little Pieces by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
Lady Hawke/Fenris one-shots. Smut, angst, drama, stupidity, and whatever else the muse spews out.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,744 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - unknown 1, Fenris - Complete
EVIL by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Every. Villain. Is. Lemons. One-shot. It really was wrong, in every sense of the word. But that still couldn't keep them apart. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,426 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Masquerade by Society's Failure reviews
With a rising level of pure attraction between the two, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Itachi must find a way to end the game that was started with an innocent dance. ItaSaku; Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sleep by Society's Failure reviews
There were times she just... Couldn't sleep. And this time, she reached out during one such time, and is surprised by the response. NaruSaku-ish fluff that makes no sense
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Histoire d'un Amour by reflecting reviews
Collection of K/S drabbles. there will be canon, AU, genderbent; a healthy mix. "He was standing next to me," he says, seeing the same confusion in another pair of eyes, "but he seemed really far away. I was trying to close the gap."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,890 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock]
Quote The Raven by J-Pop Princess reviews
This is where I will post the short stories written for the Edgar Allen Poe contest over at LJ. Each chapter will be in response to a prompt inspired by his work and all will feature Kakashi and Sakura. Lemons and other adult situations are present.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4270 - Favs: 9,206 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Philter by Society's Failure reviews
"Don't worry. It's okay, Naru-kun." He couldn't see the smirk on her pretty features as they made their way back to the group of friends. "It's perfect." -Rated M for durhurdur; set in Ninjaverse; Rookie 9 are all 19; NaruIno/Various pairings later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Not now and possibly not ever by piticbob reviews
It happens in another warehouse, a few jobs later. Arthur/Ariadne smut.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meet His Parents by Itaweasel-hime reviews
They are in love, so they should be married, right? Wrong, at least according to Mikoto. How can she really be sure that they are in love anyway? Non-Massacre one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Braid by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. It is a matter of duty. Itachi is betrothed. female Shisui/Itachi, pre-massacre. Angst. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Heatwave by SilverStarShine94 reviews
A chance meeting coupled with a series of aggravations... It was just too hot for this. ItaSaku. Non-Mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cinnamon by Miss Celsius reviews
ItaSaku:: When forced to move into a new apartment, Itachi did not know what would kill him first: the deplorable location or the maddening smell of cinnamon coming from next door. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
little green frogs by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. Happiness is difficult to acquire, but it won't run from you. You just have to find it. Of dreams, wishes, and blindingly searching for what's already in front of you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hot Medicine by Saphri reviews
Kakasaku one-shot. AU. Fighting fires was a tough job by all accounts. But when the job requires getting treated by beautiful pink haired paramedics it was worth the hardship. Contains lemon. Over 18's only please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,051 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Seeing Red by Chief Spazork reviews
Sakura's squad is late from a patrol, and Naruto overhears. He takes it upon himself to go out and search for her in the storm. 100 Themes Challenge 86; NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Introduction by Chief Spazork reviews
Young Naruto is alone as always, trying to figure things out. But then someone comes along to change his day, and life. For 100 Themes
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Play With Fire by Elyang reviews
Rikku had her legs wrapped around him and he couldn't push her away. Auron contemplates on how they came to this.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
Cheeseburger vs Eh by Chief Spazork reviews
After watching the Olympics at Matthew's house, Alfred and he get into an argument. Parody, lulz. Quick little idea, very rushed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 4,609 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Hair Cut by kisukebenihime reviews
Dedicated to TheRoseandtheDagger. Sometimes, it only takes a hair cut to bring people together… even former lovers. Rated M for a reason. AU. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sketches by SnowLion no Miko reviews
He was a starving, out of work artist, in need of a model. She was a simple waitress, who just happened to have the look he needed. NejiSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,209 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Kinks and Quirks by J-Pop Princess reviews
This is a collection of oneshots written for a LiveJournal kink meme. Characters and content is varied but all are sexually explicit. Not for the underage or unadventurous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009
Innocence by The Cat's Paw reviews
The innocence of an angel is tainted by a demon that has learned to love her, despite all the odds stacked against them both. NejiSaku. Rated M for the lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/30/2009 - [Sakura H., Neji H.] - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Softer than Scarlet by VesperChan reviews
Sakura a girl with a secret life, a secret passion, a secret past. At night she's an underground boxer risking her life or what's left of it, by day a school girl.Will one of her new friends earn her trust and shatter her secrets? Sakuracentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,856 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Laughing With a Mouthful of Blood by eosdawnaurora reviews
Sakura seldom kissed Sai without tasting blood. PWP Lemon. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Midnight Snack by Zelha reviews
In which Sakura has a craving, Neji is pretty much uptight, and the rest of the Hyuuga Clan is holding back their laughter at their resident tensai. AU NejiSaku crackish smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Denouement by hasu86 reviews
“Haruno, Sakura. Classification: Missing-nin. Activity: Akatsuki. Defection from Konoha: Three years ago. Reason for defection: Unknown. Would you like to tell me why?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Love Amongst the Embers by delectate reviews
After the Ember Island Players' performance, and with the help of a little rice wine, Zuko and Katara decide to rewrite an alternate ending to their story. Oneshot, Zuko/Katara. Rated M.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 157 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by Miss Fahrenheit reviews
The unusual beauty of Sakura, thought an unsuitable wife, is sent to work as a servant to the Daimyo's son. Under the pressures of familial conflict, war, and prejudice, neither predict the added issue of an affair. AU. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,732 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Chronicles by Juniper11 reviews
Chapter Seven: The first ever interview with the reclusive band Seven! Warning! Songfics Ahead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,956 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Might Have Been by Baby Cougar reviews
Rou and Yami never did get back together. What happened to them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
A Mile More by Cheerie Mai reviews
She will never have him, and she hasn't a clue. Auron/Rikku
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Male Strippers by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Why Sasuke was angry was not beyond her. “Naruto,” Sakura said slowly, “why did you hire me a male stripper for my eighteenth birthday?” For EWHH its Kenna.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Destiny by Miss Fahrenheit reviews
Finding herself in an illicit affair, Sakura muses on their humble beginnings. Six months ago he taught her the gray shades of the world; nearly seven years ago she learned the concept of destiny. Pre-massacre. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Better Uchiha by ronny-of-yore reviews
Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 232 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Conquered by Zelha reviews
In which Itachi gets a visitor in his dreams. A pink-haired demoness that will put his tight rein on his urges to the test. AU kinky smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
By the Book by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 272 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Selfish by Zelha reviews
A few years later, she hadn't forgotten him. How could she, if those eyes were the very epitome of despair? Warning for mature content and smut. Also, manga spoilers like whoa.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Coffee by alifestylechoice reviews
She sat up straight, her pink hair tickling her naked back. Oh, god, she was naked. Kakashi / Sakura Kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Moonlight by Baby Cougar reviews
A continuation of an OC thread on a Naruto RPG. Aburame Kagerou and Kyousei Yami.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Eyelash Wishes by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Once upon a time, there was a prince, and a princess. Except, the prince was near insane, the princess was emotionally unstable, and happily ever afters didn’t exist with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Differences by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. There were many things that Sakura couldn’t see, but she couldn’t believe that she was blind enough to miss something as big as this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Could Be by Elyang reviews
We could've been great, but we just don't know. Aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
Dreams by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Of bedtime and unusual sleeping habits. Poor Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Empty Tears by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. Sasuke hated it when Sakura wasn’t the way she always was: single and in love with him. And it wasn’t like she had a boyfriend, either. No—she had a fiancé. And his name was Uchiha Itachi. REVISED: 07-31-09.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sunshine by hasu86 reviews
Sakura wonders why, of all men in Konoha, she has to fall for him. But when this 'phase' just won't go away, it seems the world may just be against her confessing anything remotely romantic to him. Ita/Saku. Non-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Kunoichi Way by ronny-of-yore reviews
While male shinobi usually summon a few shadow clones for a little personal time, kunoichi, the more intelligent of the two, have genjutsu… and they know exactly how to use it. Kaka/Saku/Bushin/Yama/Kaka/Gen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Vested Interest by Alory Shannon reviews
Two strangers happen to have matching attire. Deidara doesn't see what the big deal is. Sakura insists it wouldn't've happened if he hadn't shopped in the women's section. Tempers flare, words are exchanged, clothing is ruined. & thus, a romance is born.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Bet by J-Pop Princess reviews
Kakashi and Sakura are competitive people by nature, even in bed. When Kakashi comes up with a little bet to make things more entertaining, Sakura takes a risk by trying to outdo the man who knows every page of Icha Icha by heart. Kaka/Saku, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by crispypeas reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SAKURA HARUNO! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of rasing and caring for Konoha's beloved Cherry Blossom!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Wolf by and you fall reviews
It was just her luck, really, to stumble upon Uchiha Itachi when he was bathing in the river. ItaSaku. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Announcement of Two by Chesca Tipton reviews
Sakura and Kakashi have an announcement to make that seems to spread through Konoha faster than Ino can gab about it. KakaSaku with slight GenmaTemari and ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleeping With The Enemy by smid309 reviews
Sakura woke up to the feeling of a presence next to her bed. When she realized it was Itachi, she didn't scream, but invited him to bed. Sakura only wishes that should could hold Itachi one last time. DARK ENDING! ItaSaku ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Breaking by Micayasha reviews
In which Rikku builds up muscle, swings a sword, and - seduces Auron. All in a day's work. .:RIKKU/AURON:. Contains spoilers up to Zanarkand.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fade to Gray by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Asphyxiation by F.M. Wrights reviews
ItaSaku: Itachi is the predator, Sakura is the prey. Lines between good and wrong get blurred beyond belief from time to time until there really is no more separation between right and wrong, just perspective and opinion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Complicated by Kaneii Aki reviews
ITASAKU . AU, OOC . When Sasuke gets sick, Sakura has to take over his job at the Uchiha company and works with his older brother whose only objective seems to be to get her in his pants.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaktime by SophieLikesWaves reviews
February 2018. Teddy and Victoire make use of a stockroom. Rated M for sexythings. TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Hidan has STDs by and you fall reviews
Hidan woke up with the feeling that his penis had shrunk about two inches back into his body. TsunadeHidan. No, I'm serious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hidan, Tsunade S. - Complete
MakeOut Tactics: Crack Edition by and you fall reviews
Konan couldn't understand why the hell she was so sticky. KakashiKonan. No, really.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Konan - Complete
exchange by kay wiz reviews
Because whether Kisame liked it or not, her heart had always belonged to Itachi. KisSakIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sakura H., Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Little Voice by reflecting reviews
ItaSaku It had been a one night stand, so why was he asking Sasuke about her? It was a fling, so why wasn't it just leaving her alone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Revision by SophieLikesWaves reviews
March 2018. Victoire realises she's made a huge mistake. Kissing, and bad study habits. TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 481 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Svelte by hikomokushi reviews
It was obvious to her within the first few minutes that she was out of her league. KakaSaku. oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sex Therapist by Kay-san reviews
Sakura has a new job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
No Further Than Before by Wyntermute reviews
The genjutsu genius of Konoha, Kurenai Yuuhi, writes a letter to someone who does not yet exist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5612 - Favs: 6,496 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 304 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
blood limit by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. Look at me, he whispered fiercely. I want you to look at me. Don't turn away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pitterpatter by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. How they ended up with four children. It was all Itachi's fault.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Party of Three by J-Pop Princess reviews
This fic has been stolen several times. If you see it anywhere else under another name, know that I am the original author!Sakura has never really explored the world of sexual desire but after a little too much sake, all that could change! SakuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,139 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Replacement by moodiful819 reviews
Her relationship was a sham. She knew from the moment that he kissed her that it was all a lie. [one sided SasuIno] [one sided Sasusaku] [Implied Kakasaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 555 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Three Blossoms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Two and a half years is a long time. Time enough for a blossom tree to bloom three times. Time enough for a child to become a girl, but not enough to become an adult. Time for a heart to crack in loneliness, but not enough time for it to heal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Welcome Home by Wonderfoal reviews
[KakaSaku][oneshot] Sakura is having his baby. Too bad he doesn't know it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Morning After by Novelist Pup reviews
Some people just weren't made for 'the morning after'. [Sephiroth x Cloud x Kadaj?]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Lie With Me by Erisabesu reviews
Haruno Sakura has always loved one person. But love is as much of a weapon as it is a shield, and lies are sometimes more comforting than the truth. [SasuSaku, ItaSaku.] Angst, Psychological Abuse. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fly by DreamingIris reviews
Gaara... and a fly. Teehee...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bleak by Glass Mermaid reviews
She is everything he has never thought to want. Aurikku. Heavily Edited for the sake of brevity.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Poker Face by CaramelPudding reviews
[Neji x Sakura] One shot. It started out as a Friday night poker game, but ended in a duel of strip poker.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Threesome by breadandchoc reviews
[ItaSaku, almost] Night and twisted moments: grieving, of a sort.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Naked Dead, And Her by Guardian1 reviews
Post-game; Rikku deals with her red-coated ghosts the best way she knows how. It's tough being newly sixteen, sticky, and heartbroken.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2004
The Seduction of Severus Snape by Marie Goos reviews
It's the year after Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort and left Hogwarts... The current seventh years need something to lighten the mood. A Ravenclaw accepts a challenge, proposed by Ginny and Luna: pretend to be in love with Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 168,650 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 5,467 - Follows: 815 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Wicked Innuendo reviews
Older and feeling inadequate as a ninja, SAKURA drops her guard allowing ITACHI the chance to get close as means to instigate his brother's anger. Itachi X Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003
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Crisis reviews
Two competing companies have somehow created the end of our world, and there's nothing left to do but fight for survival and try to start over. I never expected anything of my life, but then I met him... The one that would help me end it all. AU, ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,761 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Fallacy reviews
The world has never been entirely black and white, but she had always told herself that she and 'they' were different: she was good, they were evil. But when it all comes crashing down and darkness sets in, she finally sees her life in a new light.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,524 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
through glass reviews
"You said you loved me, you lying bastard!" Because sometimes it is better to ignore the dark and create your own hope. She was like glass to him, and he was as cold as stone, forever a brick wall. "…I never lie."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Diva reviews
For someone who was supposed to know it all, Itachi really didn't think about what he was getting himself into. Theme #9 for LJ/ItaSaku/OOC/AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Puscifer reviews
Summary: For them it was a source of pleasure, but for her it was revenge. He knew she had the control, and he knew it was over. ItaSaku, AU, warned for OOC. Done for 50 themes; #28, blood limit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reminisce reviews
One sunlit morning, Itachi asks Sakura to recall how they met. It began nine years ago... non-massacre AU, ItaSaku, slight OOC-ness. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Nightshade reviews
She was nothing but a blur in the night, a shadow without a name. Beautiful as she was deadly and a thief the likes of which had never been seen, it was all he could do to stop the elusive woman known only as the Nightshade. Collab with Miss Fahrenheit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Muse reviews
All she wanted to do was listen to the wonderfully intricate sounds that emanated from the music room. Instead of merely observing, she could not help but think about what it would be like to be his muse; the instrument beneath his fingers. AU. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Accident reviews
She was normally fearless, but some nights he would catch a glimpse of the woman beneath it all. He would merely hold her and watch the rain tumble down, replacing the memories of his past with memories of her. Done for 50 themes on LJ. Theme 10.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always reviews
It had been one night that would have been a drunken mistake. He was always there, even when he shouldn't have been. ItaSaku, a tad OOC. Limey-lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
