Hey there, The Name's Boochan82. Well.. Call sign anyway. And seeing as how i dont give out my name on teh Internets, Boochan is all you will ever call me. Got that?

Just thought I'd get that out of the way. By the way. I am NOT a medical doctor.. but i do have a PHD in brutally honest Review BITCHOLOGY. So if i read your story and leave a not so nice comment, Dont blame me. When it comes to reviews, I become a slightly obese version of Greg House. hell, when i'm on PMS, you'd swear i was him if not shorter, fatter, and female-er. I look at it this way- If you like something and write a fanfic about it, and it TOTALLY sucks, leave the writing to more TALENTED Authors... No offense to you starting Writers.. read and look, then write by example. Would your characters really do the things you make them do? I absolutely HATE seeing characters of something being Incredulously OUT OF CHARACTER, otherwise known as OOC. Though a little AU ( alternate universe) is fine by me. most of my favorite stories are AU. Yeah.. so without further practicing of my bitchology techniques..

Onward, Ho!

Now lets see: I'm 26, Live in California near Palm springs, and am about 5'3 and 160 or so lbs, Yeah, I'm a frickin Manatee. Deal with it.I have hazel eyes and neck length rust brown hair. I'm married to an awesome man who slightly resembles Hugh Laurie (same head shape, stubble, mussy hair, chin and nose.. eyes are grey-green though) And have two daughters, 6 and 5. and a 2 year old golden retriver. Her name i can tell you: Gabreille Vanhelsing. Yeah. she roxx0rz. ( hugs the Gabbyness) I also Have a Red ear slider ( turtle) named Tuga, and Four fish: Buffy, Spike, Temprance, and Seeley. ( three goldies, One placoscamous. Algae sucker. and no, its not Seeley.)

As to what sort of fic i like, I can start off by saying i can tolerate pg-13, but if it isnt M rating its usually below my notice. I like detail, I love more than a one shot, but still one shots are better than no shots, ni?

as to pairings, you can see my list below.

PEOPLES BOO LIKES TO SEE SCROMPING/SMEXING/FALLING IN TEH LOVES:

1. House/Cameron-Because Cameron/Chase is Just wrong.. Mister Shiny hair Wombat should die.( ...Grumble little fleck of kangaroo shit grumble...)

2. Lois/Clark-Lois/Superman-Brandon Routh/Dean Cain versions- cause thats the way i like it.(KRRRRYPT-Tonite!)

3. Captian Johnathan Archer/T'pol-Because Tripp/T'pol is just EVIL. and Scott Bakula is a hottie. (PON-FARR FTW!)

4. James Wilson/Cameron- Cause Cuddy is teh boobie overlord.. (I WILL RAPES TEH WILSHUN EYEBROWS. I SWEARZ IT.)

5. Temprance Brennan( Bones)/Seely Booth- Cause Booth and Bones belong, we all know that. plus, Booth is damned smexy. (-Drool-)

6. Logan/Jean: Claws and telekineses mix. (Unf!)

7. Riddick/Kyra(jack)-Just cause I loves teh Riddicks.. Kyra is Alive, Know the Truth!( Damn.. how do I get eyes like that??)

8. Buffy/Angel(us)/Spike/Xander-Cause Riley can go jump off a cliff into a SHALLOW pool of Elephant excrement.( Riley=Dillhole)

9. Robert/Giselle-Cause I've been waiting for a true loves kiss, and a prince i hope acompanies this.. ( Robert: HAWT.)

10. Tony Stark/Pepper- ooooh. This is a deffinite fave. Pepper has proof that Tony stark has a Heart.. (Unf unf unf, is all i gotta say..)

11. Dr. Perry Cox/Elliot Reed/Carla/OC: Because the Awesomeness of dr.cox needs love too.(Jd and Cox will NEVER be an item! get used to it!!)

12. Janitor/Elliot: cause its warped,it's twisted, and it really pisses off Jd! (Hee hee get used to it Newbie.)

13. John Connor/Cameron- Derek/Cameron: Because, even terminator chicks need love. (Rawr. plain and simple.)

14. Sarah Connor/Derek Reese-SC/Kyle Reese: Face it, Sarahs a Milf. and the Reese boys cant get enough. (Again i says Rawr.)

15. Leroy Jethro Gibbs/Abby:ooooooh. This is a new fave. Me and hubby watch NCIS together now and.. Rawr.. ( What do ya got for me, Abs?)

16. Tony Dinozzo/Ziva: Italians and Jews mix. I shit you not! ( Oi vey tony.. You got an impressive stick of pepperoni there..)

17. Atton 'Jaq' Rand/ Female!Exile: I'm a KOTOR:TLS Fanatic. And Atton is a HAWT pixelated character. ( Hey, Atton.. Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me..)

18. Mandalore " Canderous" Ordo/ Female!Revan-Female!Exile: Kekeke. I ( What else can i say but Damn it must get hawt under that armor..)

I appoligize ahead of time if i flame you or leave a not so nice review. Some characters shouldnt do what you have them doing. Aka Slash. Okay i can see it if its slightly cannon. But things like JD/Dr. Cox makes me Sick. Also Sarah/Cameron ( TSCC). Eewwwww.

Anyway, thats about it. I know i dont have any stories up yet, But i will shortly. got one from a few years ago i am going to post, as well as one i am working on. Thanks for stopping by! And check out my DEVIANTART page when you get a chance!