Rani
aka
The Grammar Nazi
aka
The Worst Updater on the Face of the Earth

Welcome! Don't let my second nickname scare you off; I'm actually a quite pacific person, of a calm, collected, introspective, and affable nature. It's rare when I go on a rampage and ramble like a madwoman after spotting grammatical errors, unintended puns, ineffective syntax, and misspellings in national newspapers. Gah. (shivers)

Well, what can I say…? I'm a UC Berkeley student. I kinda look like Akako. With Ai's hair color. Personality-wise, I won't even say I resemble Shinichi—I am Shinichi. Which means that I live to study, I'm usually very objective, I've known my best friend for longer than a decade, and the few relationships I have are extremely strong. I'm also pretty aloof when it comes to the opposite sex, yet I still hold an underlying romanticism which most people don't see (except for you, you poor souls, lol.) I'm also clueless on the true intentions of men, I suck at singing, and I'm a huge soccer fan.

And the only novels I gush over involve psychopaths, guts and gore.

And I also dress a little too formally.

And like Yukiko, my mom is also extremely happy-go-lucky.

And now I better stop this comparison, or I'll keep you reading 'til tomorrow.

I hope you guys enjoy these stories as much as I have conjuring them! Before you go on, please remember that infinitely more memorable and pungent literary gems can be found in your bookcase. Those novels are the Venus de Milo in the world of literature, compared to my stories, which are Play Doh structures. So grab that novel you've been postponing before reading these fics!

Enjoy. :)