Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan nor Magic Kaitou nor any of the number of things I ripped off to make this series.
Did you think I was dead?
Ai walks into a room.
Ayumi- frustrated Genta, Genta, Genta! For the 27th time, water does not boil at 90 degrees. It's the right angle that boils at 90 degrees!
Ai turns around and leaves the way she came.
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Gin is holding Ran hostage, and has barricaded the room he is in against the police.
Gin- desperate Don't come in, I'm armed!
Policemen- outside the room I say we kick down the door!
Ran- attempting to help He's a postal worker!
Pause
Policemen- Just stay calm, man! We're getting help for you!
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Ai is holding a syringe with the cure in it
Ai- excited Finally, this is it!
She injects herself
Ai- gasps Oh my- faints
Two white mice come out of the shadows and inspect the body.
The Brain- She's still alive! Pinky, you IMBECILE, you didn't put the poison in the syringe?
Pinky- Well, gee, Brain, I lost the 'cy-yo-need' bottle you gave me so I filled it with the stuff in the other bottle.
The Brain- What other bottle? What was the label?
Pinky- I dunno, Brain, I can't read. Narf!
The Brain glares Pinky for a second, then sighs.
The Brain- Let's just go back to the laboratory, Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow night.
Pinky- What are we going to do tomorrow night?
The Brain- The same thing we do every night, Pinky: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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Akako and a Party Guest are making idle conversation
Guest- Nice party, huh?
Akako- D-mn straight.
Guest- I heard that Sleeping Kogoro Mori will be coming.
Akako- pales a bit I didn't know that. To herself Oh, that means someone's gonna die.
She produces a crystal ball and peers into it
Akako- Oh, yes, he'll be here. Um...not sure how to say this...you want to know who else will be here?
Guest- Who?
Akako- apologetically Your guts, on the wall.
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Conan, now Shinichi, has confessed to Ran.
Ran- emotional, but the emotion isn't joy So, so let me get this straight. I have been worried sick about you for the last five years. I've, I've cried about you, confiding to you about you not knowing it was you for the last FIVE years, while you wer-were hiding and, and laughing at me...
Shinichi- this is not going the way he planned I wasn't enjoying it, Ran, but the, uh, Black Organization-
Ran- Oh, that's right, you were hiding from the scary -ss mafia that no one's ever f-cking heard of-
Shinichi- Well, they're very good at that. Do you think I'd lie-
Ran- No, God forbid you'd lie, for the last FIVE f-cking years-
Shinichi- Well,-
Ran- I've, I've, We've bathed together, slept in the same bed, I've changed in front of you-
Shinichi- Well, I-I-I had to, to had to keep my cover! What would it have looked like, if-if a second grader...
Out of fear, words fail him. Out of anger, words fail her. She recovers quicker.
Ran- voice breaking You stay right there. storms off into her room.
Kogoro- You do realize that she's going to kill you, right?
Shinichi- manages a confident smile She's not gonna kill me, she loves me.
Ran- comes out with a baseball bat
Shinichi- jumps out the window
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Serena is reading a "Detective Conan" manga with increasing distaste. She turns to Rachel.
Serena- Rachel, can you believe that they Japanized us?
Rachel- Those dastardly villians!
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Kogoro is on the phone.
Kogoro- Well, I realize that I've been very wrong to you. I honesty love you, and only you, but you wouldn't know that from the way I've been acting recently. I was wondering if you'd let me take you out for dinner tonight, and we could sit down and talk things out. You will? That's great! An hour from now? Wonderful. See you soon.
Ran, who has listened in, starts to glow. Kogoro showers and puts on a nice suit.
Kogoro- on the way out the door Oh, yeah. Ran, if your mother calls, tell her I went bowling or something.
Glowing stops.
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The Teacher is trying to figure out the reason for Ai's sudden drop in grades.
Ai- Well, I think it's just because I'm stupid.
Teacher- Oh, you're not stupid. Why would you say that?
Ai- starting to crack up Well, I said it because I didn't want you to feel all alone.
Ai starts laughing. The Teacher glares at her. Ai pauses for a second, then cracks up and starts laughing even more hysterically.
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Genta hasn't had anything to eat for 3 hours.
Genta- moaning I am soo hungry!
Mitsuhiko- giggle Hello, Mr. Hungry, can I call you "So"?
Pause
Ayumi- slaps him
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The Teacher writes a "D" on the blackboard.
Teacher- Now, does anyone know a word that begins with "D"?
Conan gives Ai a "watch this" nudge and stands up. Ai is already laughing silently.
Conan- innocently Miss Teacher, I have a word.
Teacher- death voice SIT THE F-CK DOWN.
Conan- sits down
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During a Sleeping Kogoro act.
Sleeping Kogoro- Now, although it may be tempting to suspect that the Doctor committed this evil murder, he is innocent.
Doctor breathes sigh of relief.
Megure - Then who was it?
Sleeping Kogoro- With a keen eye for details, one truth prevails. That one truth-
Voice- THE PLUMBER DID IT!
Silence. Everyone turns to look out the window. Heiji is riding by on a bicycle.
Heiji- screaming like an ahou THE PLUMBER STRANGLED HER WITH A WRENCH AND PUT HER BODY IN THE FREEZER! THE HAIRS ON THE WRENCH ARE PROOF! TAKE THAT, KUDO! AH HAHAHAHA! rides out of earshot