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--Basics--

Name: Vanessa Alexis Parker (Jonas!)

Nickname(s): V, Van, Ness, Nessa, Ness-Ness, RockStar, Miss Music, Lexi, Lex, Lexis, Alexis, Jo-Gurl, Joanne, Cookie Dough...(OMJ, DONT ASK!)

Age: 12 (Currently, almost 13...)

Birthday: October 9, 1995

Birthplace: Montreal, Quebec (Was that right?)

Current Location: Laptop, Bedroom, Bed...

Eye Color: Dark Brown

Hair Color: Blackish-Brown

Height: 5'5...My family has...tallness problems...

Weight: 111.0!! Yup, im fat! EY MISS FATTY, FATTY, UR A MURDAH!!

Lefty or Righty: Righty

Zodiac Sign: Libra (And proud!)

What Do You Drive: Dont drive, only 13, need to start to drive at 18!

Screenname: This one? Or MSN? Gmail? WHAT?

--Favorites--

Color: Back, Red, Blue, Green, CLEAR

Number: 15, 16, and 5.

Band: Jonas Brothers, Fall Out Boy, Jonas Brothers, My Chemical Romance, Jonas Brotheers...

Music Genre: Rock, Pop/Rock, Jonas Brothers!

TV Show: Uh...The Hills? Suite Life? Cant Choose!

Movie: Camp Rock!

Actor: Uh...Hmm...James Bond, i guess :P

Actress: Demi Lovato, if she is an actress/singer :P

Kind of Movie: Romantic Comedy, Action!!

Cartoon: Uh...Barney!! If its a cartoon...

Animal: Uh...same. Barney...if its an animal :P

Sport: None

Fast Food Restaurant: Uh...Um...Meh...Cant Choose.

Food: Pizza, French Fries...

Ice Cream: Vah-Vah-VANILLA!!

Cereal: Corn Pops, Boy!!

Candy: Aero Milk Chocolate!

Drink: Coke, Pepsi (Same...almost...), Orange Crush, Apple Juice

Alcoholic Beverage: Dont Drink. Never have, never will. Well, except Red Bull...

Song lyric (so far.): IM HOT, YOUR COLD, YOU GO AROUND, LIKE YOU KNOW, WHO I AM, BUT YOU DONT, YOU GOT ME ON MY TOES (Toes, Toes...)

--Do You--

Have any siblings: 2, Older Sister and Younger Brother

Have any pets: 0, used to have a Chinese Fighter Fish names Osspring, but it died September 2007.

Have a job: Nooo...

Have a cellphone: No, but i use my parents iPhone...

Have any special talents or skills: Uh...no, not sure...Singing, i guess...

Have any fears: Pregnancy...Pain...Heights...CLOWNS

Have a bedtime: None. I can sleep WHENEVER...UNLESS its Monday and Tuesday, I go to my Cusins house at 9, and gotta sleep at 12:00.

Sing in the shower: Yes. Once, I was so loud, in my room, My door was closed, the fan was on, and it was raining HARD, and my sis could hear me!

Want to go to college: Yea...any vocal/music College.

Have any piercings: 1 hole in each ear!

Have any tattoos: No, but want a fake Joe Jonas one, no real ones!

Smoke: HELL NO

Drink: and again HELL NO!!

Do Drugs: HELL NO, ONCE AGAIN!!

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: Joseph Adam Jonas/Nicholas Jerry Jonas, Zachary David Alexander Efron, Kid in my school named Tushar, and other kid in my old school named Anthony, thats it.

Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: I’ve never had a boyfriend.

Are you single: Yupp, except im kinda dating Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas! (Not really, but in my dreams!)

Are you in a relationship: Nopeeee

Do you have a crush on someone: Look at 'Ever Been In Love.'

Ever been dumped: Noppeeeezzzz.

Ever dumped someone: Eh...look up.

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit!

Black or White: Black! Except skin, im not racist!

Lights On or Lights Off: Both, depends, actually.

TV or Movie: Both!

Car or Truck: Car!! Hellz ya, dude! PORCHE, LAMBOURGINI (Sp?)

Cash or Check: Cash

Rock or Rap: Rock, no duh!

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vuh-Vuh-Vanilla!

French Toast or French Fries: Both, depends on the time of day!

Strawberries or Blueberries: Uh...neither. Hate em.

Cookies or Muffins: Cookies, and Banana Muffins, hold the nut!

Winter Break or Spring Break: Spring, love heat.

Hugs or Kisses: Joe Jonas is a kiss, Nick Jonas is a kiss, Kevin Jonas is a kiss, all my old crushes, hug.

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: Of Course, hasen't everyone?

Smiled for no reason: Yes

Laughed so hard you cried: Yes!

Talked to someone you don't know: Uh...

Drank alcohol: Never, and nevah gunna happen!

Done drugs: look up!

Partied 'til the sun came up: New Years, BIG parties...

Gotten a ticket: Dun Drive.

Been arrested: NO, NO WAY

Been convicted of a crime: Eh...let me see...no

Been in a wreck: Huh?

Been out of the country: Uh...Quebec? America? Painful and tiring drives by my father??

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: Of course, and i will be one till marrage. (No, dont wear a purity ring, I'm Muslim. But I still promise.)

Ever TP'd someone's house: Hmm...maybe i will!

Ever egged someone's house: Might...

How many languages do you speak: uh...3 i think. English, Urdu, French, and a LITTLE Spanigsh...thank you, Dora The Explorer!

Who do you compare yourself to: No one, but my friends compare me to Joe Jonas, since im clumsy, and funny...

Ever regret anything: eh...wont tell what, but yes.

Do you like being tickled: Men...Joe Jonas -Evil smile-

What are your goals: Get through my crappy life...get through school...get through marrage...

Are your fingers tired: No! I type alot!

Are you tired of this survey: Hell, yeaa

Are you happy: No...kinda...FUCK YEA

Camp Rock Couples I LURRVVEE:

Smitchie

Naitlyn

Jess

Jeggy (Kindaa)

Jella (MOST FAVE!!)

Nelena

Nalex

Jemi

Joenessa (Me n Joe Jonas)

Nickali (Nick Jonas and my BFF, Sonali)

Kevjali (Kevin Jonas and my BFF's sister, Anjali)

Camp Rock Couples I HATE:

Shess (NO, never gunna happen)

Shaitlyn (ew...)

Niley (GROSS, EWWWW)

SLASHES...ewwwww

anything except the ones i LURRVVEE :P

Read My Stories!!

If you have any story ideas for me, email me at zanessaluver@

--Random Profile Thingys--

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In the Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends and please don't start Pushing Me Away. Let me help in situations so you can Take On Me. Just don't Take My Heart and Put It on A Shelf. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you're a Jonas Brothers supporter!

.-.-//\\.-.-Put This
.-.//-.\\-.-On Your
.-//.-.-\\.-Profile If
.-\\.-.-// Know
.-.\\.-//.-.Someone
.-.-\\//.-.-Who has
.-.-/\\.-.-.Diabetes
.-.//-\\.-.-like Nick Jonas.
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It's a four letter name for a gentlemen. But if you go to a mere dictionary, it means something. From Roman it means 'humble', but to others the word means 'handsome'. But to most of us, he's Kevin. But when you stand in the crowd of a Jonas Brothers Concert, who is everyone screaming for? Joe and Nick. But what about the other one? Who plays his heart out, and breaks a sweat to bring that amazing guitar skill to the stage? Oh you're talking about Nick! No. Nick does play, but who does it for 2 hours straight only stopping for a intermission between the songs. From 2005 to now, there's been one guy who stands on stage, in the back, on the left. Oh you mean Garbo! No, not at all, not even Garbo himself can take his place. It's Kevin. Paul Kevin Jonas II, the hazel eyed brown curly haired boy, who is famous for his love for guitar and the band. Everyone sees him, but no one knows him. Going to city to city, who is your favorite? When you say "I support the Jonas Brothers", does that include the oldest? The 20 year old, hasn't had it easy. "Oh he's gay! Why do you like him? Joe is SO sexy! Nick is so hot!" What does that say to you? True fan right? Not at all. He has something so real. Nick is indeed a hero. But the ones who do love Kevin, have been known to have fallen for his charm, and irrestible looks. What was the last thing you have said about Kevin? He's SO hot? He's SO ugly! His chesthair needs to be shaved! His sideburns are really tacky! What does that make you think of that person? She has a favorite. Why bring him down? Joe isn't the only one who has fallen onstage. Kevin has too. Think about spinning, while playing guitar, and trying to master the spin in front of millions. Sure, he is the oldest, okay he's rarely sings loud in a song, his heart is pure gold. What makes him different? He's Paul Kevin Jonas II. When watching videos, do you laugh at Joe and Nick's jokes, and when Kevin speaks you ignore it? Can you tell a jb fan right now his favorite color is green? or he loves butterfingers? or is THE starbucks fanatic? Stop the hate. If you were teased because of your looks would you hate it? He's pushed and shoved in interviews, as the older brother, djs can tease. would you hate that? if you people THOUGHT you were the first to try drugs? the first to have sex? the first to lose your purity? Think about it. Step into Kevin's shoes for a minute. Waking up at 4 a.m to head to a brand new city on the tour. Walking out of the tour bus, with thousands and thousands of fans standing there. "I LOVE YOU JOE!" "I LOVE YOU NICK!" "OH MY GOD!" But Kevin just smiles, and waves. He's being ignored. Well maybe it won't be bad. He gets dressed in his dressing room. Hears thousands of screaming girls. Steps up on the stage, and smiles. Begins the introduction of a song. Then the lights hit them, and then hits the audience What does he see? Nick and Joe lover signs. How would you feel. He's does alot. He's dragged down, but what does he do? Quit being a Jonas brother? NO! He loves us, and when that Say now text comes in, and all you hear is him. Think about it, he's taking his time to say hello, and he loves us. He taught me what love is, and how romantic boys should be. He is beautiful to me. There's something inside of him, that shines through him, and when I see him, I can't help but love. He's amazing in my eyes. When I sit infront of him, in a crowd at a concert, I looked him in the eyes, and smiled. Because he is so beautiful to me copy and paste if you agree with this. That you are a true jb fan. Join the fight to make Kevin just as loved as Joe and Nick

If you have OCJBD (obsessive compulsive Jonas Brothers disorder) add this to your profile

1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?

Why make me choose? HUH?

2.) Which CD do you like better?

ALL OF THEM!! IM GETTING A LITTLE BIT LONGER!!

3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

YES, Kevin smelled like fruits...Joe Winked at me and made me crack UP, and Nick just gave me a nice hug...what gentelmen!!

4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?

I HAVE EVERY SINGLE THING!!

5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?

YEAH, BURNING UP TOUR, BABAY!!

6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPOD?

Yeah, babay, 76 and counting!

7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?

Well, i have a door, and 2 walls

8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time?

Well...all of them! But mostly Mandy! Oh, how i wish to be JB's best friend...

9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers?

Well, cant choose 1! I luv em' all!

10.) What's your all-time favorite song?

ALL OF THEM ROCK!!

11.) Does Mandy always know?

Well...If The Jonas Brothers say so!

12.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?

Well, i just hate her. Seriously, get away from my men and become a non-slut! SHEESH!!

13.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?

Nope...maybe...yes...she is iight...

14.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?

Yeaa, its crazy!

15.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?

Of course!! Who doesn't?

16.) Do you buy magazines just because of one poster?

Yeah, but sometimes i dont have enough money, so i BEG my parents for money :P

17.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?

YES I cried for a WEEK!!

18.) Do you miss the joehawk?

Yes, i do. but then again i love his hair now too.

19.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?

Hmm...both are shmexii

20.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?

Uh...hum...Yo, im so hot, just like a tamale, so destructive, just like a tusnami, every time im near, the red cross is there, cause thats how i'll be doing things, be-cause, NICK J IS OFF THE CHAINS, uhm...something, something, they fear his name, NICK J IS OFF THE CHAINS, he's of the chains, ready Whats my name, say it once again! NICK J, NICK J, NICK J, NICK J, Whats my name say it once again, NUCK J, NICK J, NICK J, NICK J!! Uh...yeah...

21.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?

Ok, uh... "Yo, i know the muffin man, i know the muffin man, im the only one who nows him, knows him, knows him, he lives on my street, wassup? OHHH, heyy, muffin man!"

22.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?

maybee...

23.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?

Yeaa, duhh

24.) Have you memorized every song?

Noo, i didn't! OF COURSE I DID!!

25.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?

No. -sniffle-

26.) Are you going to the WYLMITE tour?

Nope, its over. -another sniffle- BUT I went to the Burning Up tour!! -smile-

27.) Do you compare people to the Jonas Brothers/their age?

Sometimes...

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nicholas Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE! lol

Check all that apply to you:
((If you're not a JB fan, dont even attempt to understand this))

(x) You have the release date for their next album in your calendar

(X) You're planning your wedding already

(X) You were dissapointed when they didn't take off their shirts in the "Poor Unfortunate Souls" video

(X) 'One Day at a Time' doesn't makes you tear up (but, When You Look Me In The Eyes does)

(x) You comment JB everyday on myspace and constantly check for their messages/comments

(X) You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new unreleased ones

(x) You know what "CAMPFIREEEEE!" means and can almost do it as good as the boys

(X) You wish you were Mandy

(X) A comment from the Jonas boys is received - you jump up and down screaming for about 15 minutes (more like an hour)

(X) You constantly think about one of the boys

(X) You argue with anybody who thinks they like one of them more than you

(X) You liked Kevin before he became "Hot", and always thought he was

(X) You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs that were on it

(X) You call them by Nicknames Joey, Kevy, or Nicky, etc.

(X) You know all the boys ages and cant beleive Nick is only 15!

(x) You know the TRL number and have all the extensions for 'Mandy' memorized

(X) You want a tambourine even though you don't play

(X) 'I Am What I Am, I Cant Help Myself'

(x) You have your local Radio Station's number memorized and have gotten to know the DJs by requesting 'Mandy' so many times

(X) You don't understand how the girls in "7:05", "One Day at a Time", and "You Just Dont Know It" could of been so mean to them

(x)Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers so much

(X) You beg your parents to move to New Jersey

(x) You have a JB Pirate eyepatch

(x) You know the relation between JB and Busted

(x) Your whole Zanga/Myspace page is practically dedicated to the JB

(x) You have/had an AIM screenname with "Jonas Brothers", "JB", "Nick", "Joe", or "Kevin" in it

(X) You have at least 10 JB songs in your Ipod or MP3 Player

(x) You put Peeps in the microwave (me: can someone please PM me and explain this one to me?? It makes no sense!!)

(x) You know where "I Believe I Make Sense to Yo Momma" came from, and crack up when you watch that video

(X) You beleive that Joe is the funniest thing EVER

(x) All You want is for Christmas is a Hippopotamus, and the Hippopotamus wants you too

(X) You know where "OMG NICK, YOURE SO HOT!!" came from and can't help but laugh

(X) Your computer desktop screen is Jonas Brothers and so is your Screen Saver

(x) You know what 'Eternity' was written for, and who it was written for

(x) You are caught singing "Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a Pirate's life for Me"

(X) You know what "Poned" means and you use the word on a daily basis

(X)You promote the Jonas Brothers everywhere you go

(X) JB = LIFE, no questions asked

(X) You know their parents' names

(X) You say "Holy Jonas" and "Oh My Jonas!"

(x) You know the holiday "Kwan Ziggy Ziggy Zam" and plan on celebrating it this Year!

(x) You know every girl the boys have dated and get jealous just by thinking about them

(x) You hate AJ for dating Joe

(X) You use the catch phrase "It was Fantastilistic!"

(X) You keep calling the airline companies to book a flight to 'Alklahoma', but they have no idea what you're talking about

(X) Whenever you see alot of cars you yell "TRAFFIC!"

(X) You use the phrase "Yo, thats illogical, I can't have it", whenever you dont believe something

(x) You wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement

(x) You know what "Retainer Time" is and you laugh about it often

(x)You would date about anyone with similar features of the boys

(X) You cant help but say "Awesomeness" when you're really pleased

(X)When you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say "Look at Nick, hes such a Stud Muffin"

(X) You know where "Hi, My name is Kevin Jonas, and I'd Like to sell you a Car" came from and laugh about it everytime

(X) You buy Baby Bottle Pops, just because of the commercial

(X) You truly beleive that Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun

(x) You know about "Moo, Bah!"

(X) You can't help but jump off the walls, literally, at fast paced songs

(X) You wish you lived in the Year 3000 with the boys

(X) You know who the "Bonus Jonas" is

(X) Limited Too is your favorite 'Restaurant'

(X) You cried when you watched the speech where Nick announced his Diabetes

(X) JB is the reason you get Magazines

(x) You have a Fan Page or Myspace Group for JB

(X) The whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding lol :)

When Disney Channel gives you HSM3, throw it back and yell "I WANT CAMP ROCK!!"

if you do not understand these, get the hell off my profile.

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!"

If Joe Jonas said that breathing wasn't cool, 95 percent of teenage girls would be dead. Copy and paste this in your profile if you would be a part of that 95 percent.

I definitely DON'T appreciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalities are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond mad at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your mouth and talk about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!

1. Your real name: Vanessa

2. Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): Vanizzle?? (Wat Tha Jonas?)

3. Your detective name (fav color and fav animal): Red Monkey! (Awesome! RED MONKEY IS ON THA CASE!)

4. Your Soap Opera Name (middle name and curent street name): Alexis Torrisdale? (Freakish...but kinda normal!)

5. Your Stars Wars Name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of first name, last 3 letters of Mom's Maiden name): Parvaahn (Alrighty then...)

6. Your superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Orange Soda? (Thats messed up!)

7. Your Arab Name (2nd letter of first name, 3rd letter of last name, any letter of middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of mom's middle name): Arxan (Whoa...parents have no middle name, so that name is crazyy)

8. Your witness protection name (mothers middle name): None. No middle name!

9. Your Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Osspring? (Now THAT is gay.)

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. +SHANE/MITCHIE+ . , RULES. + PUT+ . IT + . ON. .
+ . YOUR. + . + . + ..HOMEPAGE.. + . +

If you think that Jemi (Joe Jonas & Demi Lovato) make a cute couple put it on you profile

If you think that that JoJoJoe wtj?!(Joe Jonas & JoJo) DON'T make a cute couple put it on your profile

~Copy & Paste This In Your Profile If You Support The Jonas Brothers~

~Jonas Brothers~
~It takes 1 second to love their looks~
~It takes 1 hour to love their songs~
~It takes 1 day to fall in love with them~
~It takes 1 lifetime to forget them~

~I pledge to make peace~
~Between Jonas Brothers~
~Haters and Fans,~
~And be part of the~
~Solution-not the problem~

/////IF YOU WANT TO GO TO CAMP ROCK- POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND SMACK YOUR NAME ON HERE!\\\\\: Theoneandonlygirl, MitsukixTakuto 4 ever, cullenzutarakyourufan, x.o.x PceLuvJonas x.o.x

If you love Demi Lovato, copy this to your profile.

If you love Camp Rock, copy this to your profile.

If you hate/highly dislike Miley, copy this to your profile. (I AM SO SORRY TO ALL THE MILEY FANS WHO SEE THIS FOR COPYING THAT, BUT I REALLY DON'T LIKE HER! I AM SO SORRY!)

If you can't help but laugh at 12-year-old Nick's cute sqeaky voice copy and paste this into your profile

If you know Mandy always knows copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh with Mandy when "They act stupid" copy and paste this into you profile.

In the summer people like to have their windows open and blast the radio. Most people will blast rap songs because they think they're cool. I don't do that. I know I'm cool because I blast Jonas Brothers music. Copy this in your profile if you do just that.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Jonas Brothers...Camp Rock...Music...Singing...)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (MILEY CYRUS...GRRRRR...TAYLOR SWIFT...)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe in love, post this in your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Lady Aki, LilyGinnyBlack, cullenzutarakyoutufan, x.o.x PceLuvJonas x.o.x

If you believe in second chances, post this in your profile and add you name :Ga Nat Nat, Lady Aki, LilyGinnyBlack, cullenzutarayourufan, x.o.x PceLuvJonas x.o.x

If your one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profile looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers ( or think their stupid, among other insulting things) then copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...if you are bored then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at a TV or computer or any thing like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wonder who made these 'copy and paste' thingies, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have embarrassing memories that you want to smack yourself for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt this sudden urge to slam your head into something, then copy and paste this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. IF you agree, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie or show part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (YES, okay, once, i was watching HSM3, and when Troyella kisses, i burst out laughing! EVEN THOUGH I LUV THE COUPLE!)

If you have ever started writing one story/idea and ended up writing something totally different, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like your mom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely think that CAMP ROCK is WAY BETTER than HSM, copy this to your profile.

If you still have a life, and haven't offered it to your idol yet, copy this to your profile.

If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile

If your a computer addict, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless; stupid; annoying; and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it; copy this into your pro! (stupid semicolon)

If several inanimate objects hate you CAPTIYP

If you have ever wished that you had ghost powers CAPTIYP

If you think the father should just his daughter ask for some stupid Ego walffels CAPTIYP

The electric chair was invented by the dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, CAPTIYP

If you have long hair, and keep it up with a pencil on a daily basis then CAPTIYP

If several inanimate objects hate you CAPTIYP

If you have ever wished that you had ghost powers CAPTIYP

If you think the father should just his daughter ask for some stupid Ego walffels CAPTIYP

If you have long hair, and keep it up with a pencil on a daily basis then CAPTIYP

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:

57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere, 8 Africans.

52 would be female, 48 male.

70 non-white, 30 white.

70 would be non-Christian, 30 Christian.

89 heterosexual, 11 homosexual.

6 people would possess 59 percent of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.

80 would live in substandard housing, 70 would be unable to read, 50 would suffer from malnutrition.

1 would be near death, 1 near birth.

1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education, 1 would own a computer.

Ha-Ha Quotes

Joe: You know what always gets sore throats gone?
Girl: What?
Joe: Eat a bowl of sugar.
Girl: A bowl of sugar?
Joe: Pour water on it and just drink it. My mom tried it with me once.
Kevin: And then he turned out the way he is, so I don't know if you really wanna do that.

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Interviewer: Are there any instruments that you cannot play, but would like to learn someday?
Joe: Nick says violin, I would say ummm..the xylophone.
Nick: You can play the xylophone.
Joe: Fine, the zzz..uh..whats that crazy thing that they play in Jamaica? The bwwoooohhoooon (makes didgeridoo noise)
Nick: Jamaica! Its Australia dude!!
Joe: Oh...no i know, whats that thing they blow at?
Kevin and Nick: The didgeridoo.
Joe: The didgeridoo...I want..yeh..that was..that was sweet.
Nick: You said Jamaica..
Joe: No..but I want one from Jamaica...they get in Jamaica and then its from Jamaica.
Interviewer: Alright man, I think we're done..

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Joe: Oh my gosh Emily are you alive?
(joe asks screaming fan on radio, who keeps on screaming)
Aah! I think she's getting attacked by a cougar!

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Joe: I just found out the other day, like, putting a pop tart either in the microwave, or, like an oven, taste so much better.
Nick: Yeahh he just found that out.
Joe: I thought that was the way they were supposed to be made!
Nick: ..They're called POP tarts. xD
Joe: Yeah but you -- I, I didn't expect oh you know, that it doesn't say in the instructions to put this in the oven or microwave..
Nick: Yeah it does!
Kevin: Yeah it does.
Nick: It says on the whole back of the box
Joe: You ever read the directions?
Nick: It has all of the facts on the SIDE of the box
Joe: And an egg doesn't say crack this. It doesn't say that, does it?
Nick: No, cause you don't HAVE to do that

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Kevin: I'm Mufasa King of the land, I’ll come slap you with the back of my hand

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Nick: "My pick up line is: Slow down sugar, cause I'm a diabetic!"

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Joe: I don't believe you make sense!

Kevin: I believe I make sense to your mamma!

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Joe: My pick up line is: Hey, girl, I have my library card, and I'm checking you OUT!

Camp Rock Fave Stuff!

Fave character: CAN'T CHOOSE!

Fave Shane Quote: "I looked at a tree."

Fave Mitchie Quote: "It's nice. Totally blingilicious."

Fave Nate Quote: "Yeah, it hasen't."

Fave Jason Quote: "Yeah, man, this is where Connect 3...Connected!"

Fave Tess Quote: "If it wasn't obvious, you are so out of the group."

Fave Caitlyn Quote: "Okay, this is creeping me out, why are we talking?"

Fave Ella Quote: "BTW, your lip-gloss is SO not glossy anymore!"

Fave Peggy Quote: "Uh, I thought we were suppouse to wear the same thing?"

Fave Smitchie Scene: ENDING, FACE-TO-FACE!!

Fave Naitlyn Scene: Well...i don't think there was any...

All-Time Fave Scene: uh...Canoe scene, I guess.

Hated Scene: NONE...well...except when Tess ratted Mitchie out, but every thing before and after that was AWESOME!

My Stories

BLANK Devonne Grey (Deleted...)

Camp Rock Challenge (Complete)

HSM 2 Jonas Brothers Style! (In Progress)

Mitchies Birthday (Complete)

Unititled (Complete!! But Fanfiction Deleted it, so im making a new Version...)

Can't Stop Lovin You (Complete)

Super Jonas (Deleted)

Female Jacket (Complete)

Untitled The Sequel (In Progress)