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Joined 09-19-06, id: 1136425, Profile Updated: 11-14-13
Author has written 6 stories for Bones, Mass Effect, and Harry Potter.

Just another fan who on occasion jots something down. And then the writer's block sets in. I'll finish my stories one day I promise.

Favorite quotes:

Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives. -John Adams

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.- George Washington

All men think meanly of themselves for not having been a soldier- Samuel Johnson

The cake is a lie, the cube is forever.

Android hell is a real place that you will be sent to at the first sign of defiance.

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The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. When a terminator steals a nuke the government reaches out to the Connor family for help retrieving it. Part 2. John and Cameron visit a crime scene.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 116 - Words: 468,144 - Reviews: 3129 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 8/5/2008
Harry Potter and the International Triwizard Tournament by Salient Causality reviews
A disillusioned Harry Potter begins to unravel his potential as the wizarding world follows the Triwizard Tournament. Harry delves into a world that is much greater, and more complicated, than he was aware of. The story contains detailed magic, politics, social situations and complicated motivations. It is a story of growth and maturation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 466,333 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,488 - Follows: 8,238 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., OC, Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 7,352 - Follows: 8,149 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Don't Look Back in Anger by expectopadfoot reviews
There are two similarities between Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass. Both of them are partial to their mothers and both of them hate each other passionately. When they are elected as the Head Boy and Head Girl of Hogwarts, can they put aside their personal issues and work together? AU with Neville as BWL. Rated M for multiple reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,673 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 10/13/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
The Pureblood Princess by TheEndless7 reviews
Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 214,862 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Legacy by storytellerSpW reviews
A book left by Sirius opens Harry's eyes as he delves into the mysteries of magic, learns about the realities of a war, and shifts towards the Grey. Meanwhile, Daphne Greengrass is faced with an unusual solution that involves the Boy-Who-Lived, but could be more trouble than it's worth. And in the end, there is always a price to be paid for everything. HP/DG Contract, 6-7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 732,358 - Reviews: 3425 - Favs: 5,180 - Follows: 6,080 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 6,122 - Follows: 3,799 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Reluctant Champion by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
Raised in magic by a loving family, trained by one of the best Aurors the DMLE has ever seen for a war always on the horizon and the world has a very different Boy-Who-Lived on their hands. Book One of the What A Difference A Father Makes series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,337 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 3,593 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] James P. - Complete
Duality by Anda Faith reviews
HBP AU. It's hard enough being a teenager; add nefarious plots, the Dark Lord, and house rivalries into the mix. A story about enlightenment, darkness, growing up, and getting over yourself. Harry Potter/Daphne Greengrass
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 205,082 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
When the Red X is on the Door by MADAM BETH reviews
Post Mockingjay. Katniss and Peeta rebuild their relationship while trying to deal with the trauma of having been through the horrors of their lives since being reaped into the Hunger Games. They are there for each other when nightmares creep in the dark, but how does Katniss know when it is not safe for Peeta to be near her because of his hijacking? When the red X is on the door.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 374,836 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Rogue Nation by Syroc reviews
Vast AU. It wasn't the Systems Alliance that fought the First Contact War, but the Collective Earth Government. And that was enough to change things significantly.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,809 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Shepard
White Pearls and Orange Sunsets by JustAudrey07 reviews
The story of how Katniss, Peeta, and Panem grew back together. Rated M for later chapters.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,833 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
In Name Only by Izzy Samson reviews
In the midst the Great Depression eighteen year old Katniss needs a miracle. Her Papa is dead, Mama has just been hauled off to the asylum, soon she'll be evicted, and Prim put into the child's home. WW1 Veteran, Peeta Mellark, gives her the means to save Prim, he offers to be her husband 'in name only'. The only hitch is; Katniss thinks she loves him.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,304 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Either Way by bellissimaanima reviews
"I'm sorry," I tell him, barely getting the words out. I'm sorry because I did this to him. Because I would do anything to change this. "You'll come back," I verify against his chest, my voice fragile. "Promise me you'll come back," I demand. Peeta stares at me for a second, the hopelessness still tattooed across his features. "I'll try," he says. Catching Fire AU
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,371 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Dark in Peace by TheEndless7 reviews
Four years after the war Auror Harry Potter and his partner investigate a series of murders involving their former classmates that threaten to divide the Wizarding World once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,900 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G., Hannah A., Luna L.
A Favorable Wind by Court81981 reviews
Historical AU. In 1832, sixteen-year-old Katniss Everdeen boards The Mockingjay, bound for her family home in America. What awaits her is a perilous journey, one which will find her caught in a rebellion, accused of murder, and falling in love with sailor Peeta Mellark. Everlark.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,376 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 5,546 - Follows: 6,791 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Life's a Beach by legionarylogan reviews
Running on fumes, the Connors decide to take a vacation to the beach to re-energize. Has trouble followed them there? Starts sometime after Brothers of Nabulus. See notes inside for better description.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,333 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 4,479 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Snakecharmer by Krahae reviews
During the summer after the Tri-Wizard, Harry is faced with the reality he has more on his shoulders than just the title Boy-Who-Lived. An unlikely alliance promises him help in understanding his role, but the cost is not common coin. Post 4th, mild AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,434 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
100 Themes as Tackled by Gum by Thnx4theGum reviews
100 oneshots based on a 100 themes challenge. They'll cover all of the characters and will include things I thought were missing from some of the episodes. The list is included so you can see all of the themes.Rated T as a precaution only.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 67,224 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Judgement's Dawn by King Steve reviews
A Prequel to Liberation Day. All their previous efforts have failed and Judgement Day is upon them. Follow John and Cameron's development together as they start the fight back against Skynet. Jameron.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,150 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horcrux Quest by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Starting right after HBP, Harry begins the journey to the final confrontation with the help of his friends. HL RHr but not a big part of the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,202 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4622 - Favs: 8,807 - Follows: 2,748 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
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Torn Asunder: The Story of the End of the World reviews
Britain is in crisis; the DE and OOTP openly fight in the streets spreading chaos. With the Ministry in tatters under the threat of intervention HP tries to force an endgame with drastic actions. AU with some influence from other genres and rated M for a reason. Eventual HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Scorched Space reviews
At the fall of their race the Protheans vested their final hopes in their Vanguards to safeguard the future of their race. The actions that they took would shatter the path that the future would take forever altering the balance of power. Very AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Shepard
The Blood in the Snow reviews
A field dig in the Antartic wilderness uncovers some unusual relics and Dr. Brennan is called in to provide her expertise. As the team continues the dig what is uncovered leads to horror. Meanwhile Zack's haunting dreams lead him to a terrible place.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,132 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Zach A., T. Brennan
If you really want me to tell you I will reviews
A collection of Booth thought processes/flashbacks/drabbles/etc.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - S. Booth
The Cancer Chair reviews
An explanation as to why Booth was so freaked out by the Haz-mat suits and "The Cancer Chair." Tag for Science in the Physicist, some spoilers.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - S. Booth - Complete
Jungle Work reviews
Booth has been kidnapped by some unknown group and is being forced to relive painful memories and experiences that he had hoped to keep buried in his past. M for blood, language, descriptions of torture, and possible death **Complete**
Bones - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,765 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - S. Booth - Complete