Ohayou different people's of the Earth!

I'm Mihairu(with a 7); a young and inspring writer that enjoys long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinner's during dusky summer's with good compa-

CUT!!!!

Oh, are we finally done with the fake formalities then?

Yes, indeed... please, continue.

Thank you.

Pleasure.

Meet me, Mihairu7(the 7 is silent): reader, writer, speaker, believer, imaginationist. Oh, yes. And not affiliated with any or all society. I'm a weeb, though I do swim the shores of reality occasionally, however I am by no means a neet, dweeb, or in need of therapy.

Those last three have nothing to do with your Bio, you know... and neither does your entire sililoque.

Quiet, you. I will not be having an arguement with myself at a time such as this!

Speaking of this, you do realise over one-billion people from around the world will be reading this after it's been posted, right?

Of course I...

Something wrong?

One-billion people, huh?

Yes.

Oh dear...

What now?

I just hit 'post' while we were talking...

Congratulations you neet, dweeb, and shrink patient.

Please don't call me that right now, one-billion people are already reading this!

What are your particulars on stories to write? Well, particularly, I don't really have a preference. My writing isn't limited to a smiple genre or classification. When I get down to it, it's just a matter of gaining inspiration and writing about it. In fact, a lot of the time when I write something, its just a ten-page draft with no title or affiliation to any book, anime or game that I know of. And when those drafts have finally been completed and read over, I usually think of which game or anime I can adapt it to(of course, that means a LOT of editing and chunks torn off and left to brew in the recesses of my mind).

Are you referring to that stupid book where all your drafts go to after use?

Hush you Pleeb, you of all people will not insult The Gregarious Annals. That particular book you seem so fond of laughing at will pave the way for the fanfictions I will - and have - publish/ed onto this very site.

In all honesty, its BECAUSE I am you that I can so easily diss those worn out 3 Quire's you address as some sort of ancient legacy. But that aside... why are you interviweing yourself?

Well... because no one else will.

You poor, poor creature.

A-Anyways, it's not for me but for the billion people that will want to know what I'm all about! See?

Sure '_' You do that then... I'll just... hang back until you're done...

Thank you very much!

List your response to the following:

Favourite song?

Please, don't make me do it! 0 o 0

I couldn't very well choose since there's just so many good songs out there, but I'll list it as best I can for now:

-Me You by Fall Out Boy (and well... every other song of theirs)

-Every song by Uxmishi(google the anime Maid-Sama to find out more)

-Coolest by CustomiZ

-Odd Future by Uverworld

Every remix of Mewmore(I love that dude/dudette)

-And many, many more!

Favourite quote?

"What's a thousand minus seven?" - Ken Kaneki

"I'm not a big fat panda - I am THEE big fat panda."- Po, the Dragon Warrior

"So there's just the two of you... I'm dissapointed. You should have brought more..."- Albert Wesker

"My name is Ainz Ooal Gown, and you would do well to remeber it." - Ainz Ooal Gown/Momonga

What do you feel, makes a writer truly authentic from others?

I wouldn't say authentic, just distinct in style. Every writer is authenic in their own style. Honestly, I believe writer's that make this distinction prominent is an overactive imagination. You just have to have one in order to make everyday activities listed in paragraphs all the more enjoyable to read. Look at the famous author's of today for instance, and tell me how it was possible for the people that wrote accounts of the life of Frodo climbing a mountain barefoot, Mr. Holmes clasping his hands together before making the conclusion of the century, and a young 007 chatting with a bunch of friends over a cryptic crossword, seem so exciting and fun to read? Besides all that though, I think what makes a writer truly distinct is how they incorporate their perspectives into their writing. You can gain many different aspects to writing a chapter based on how you percieve the world. Personally I choose to gain fleeting slips of inspiration from the most mundane of things I see and hear around me. Other's might use things like artwork and music and other recreational methods to pre-empt their bursts of creation. Really, whatever you do to kindle that spark of imagination descerns what you belt out.

What are your thoughts to the following: 1. Anime as opposed to TV shows

Like I mentioned before, I'm a Weeb/Otaku. I love Anime to a degree whereby that has become my regular TV show nowadays. Even so, I do love a good episode of Prison Break, House MD, and an old favourite like Heroes now and again, along with a lot of others. Although, I should be honest and say that I haven't watched proper TV in years except for BBC World News. And another thing; what does this have to do with Fanfiction?

2. Crossovers and Canon

I do read x-overs but it has to be the right pairing for it to be really enjoyable for me. I mean, you can't just take Goku and decide to make Thanos jump dementions to face him(although it would be interesting to watch). Where's the plot? How the hell did an alien with an inlaid gemstone gauntlet suddenly manage to reach the Anime universe? How much more ugly would his ass look animated as it does modified by CGI and make-up (no offense to Josh Brolin, he's not bad as far as middle-aged dudes go)? Nope, Make the x-over make even an iota of sence first, THANK YOU! As for canon, I'm fine with it except for a few savoury endings and botched storylines *cough*DarlingInTheFranxx*cough*

3. Hentai

Ahh, the H- word... I'll make this one simple: if you've watched anime or read any manga that's kinda ecchi or harem, and seen at least one panty shot or nip-slip, you've already taken a few steps into the Hentai world, my friend. It appeals to a damn wide variety of people, no harm done(unless the main heroine is mysteriously turned into a kid and the sex still continues, that is. I don't mind hentai all that much since it doesn't affect me, but child porn is still a no-no, I don't care what you say)

4. Lemons

"Its love, its love its love that makes the world go round..." I've read some GREAT LEMONS, and some small lemons. Personally, I can't really write them myself so I'll juat stick to the other pervs out there. YOU GO GIRL/BOY!! YOU SEXY FREAK YOU (*WINK)

5. What do you think about your career as a writer?

Really, all I can say is this: I love writing as much as I love reading(which is 70% of my day). If I want to write something, I will, vise-versa. To me, this is a hobby and just really, really fun to do. I'm not interested in the rubbish society describe as an 'authors territory' and such other nonesensical notions, I'll do whatever I please without needing a needless label attached to my actions. When I write, I just want people to check it out and see if they like it. I want to know what they feel and think as opposed to what I as the writer thinks (and I love as much criticism as I can get in order to better my skills. I guess I'm masochistic in that sense alone), I don't write for profit, just knowlege and wisdom. If i do ever want to do this for something more than enjoyment, you'll see my face on poster's and in conventions attempting to get my name up there(yes, I'm terribly optimistic and I love it). So read, review and enjoy my works to the fullest people, THANK YOU FOR READING!! OYASUMI!!

I really wonder how you're meant to be the sane one in our split personality if all you do is screech like a buffoon for every silly little thing

Its just my... effervescence I suppose(*impish grin)

(*sigh)