Angel-with-Guns
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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

HIATUS until I get over IchiRuki obsession.

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Welcome to the Real World! by boredyetinspiredartist reviews
AU Welcome to the life of a lowclass nerd named Suke. Being dunked in toilet seats, being bullied and forced to do other's homework. But WTF? He's not really who he think he is! Will he able to live a bully-free life without his getting cover blown? NEW CHAPTER UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,864 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Silver Ice by Shadow Oblivion reviews
Short stories with Sesshomaru and Rin.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 43,207 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3473 - Favs: 5,343 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Beautiful and the Damned by stfuSPARKS reviews
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. AU/Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,460 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Would the Real Uchiha Please Stand Up? by SaNdEr-ThE-rUbBeR-bAnDeR reviews
Sasuke's life is perfect. He lives in a Mansion, His Older Brother is there to support him, and his schedule is perfect. He loves his schedule. But now, His father just had to adopt those 11 orphans from the orphanage. Oh Cruel Fate... [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,308 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
She did WHAT! by Raefire reviews
Taking a deep breath, Sasuke was hoping to get one more piece of vital information prior to moving on “Before I drink this, tell me is Sakura still alive?” STORY REWRITE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,827 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Legend of the Century by lilxcutexmonstah reviews
[AU] You freakin...! I don't CARE if you're a Dragon Rider, you're going DOWN, HARUNO SAKURA! HOW DARE YOU FLICK ME! In which one is an Uchiha Prince and the other is a dragon riding peasant, fighting for the enemy kingdom. [sasuXsaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,075 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Setting Sun, Rising Moon by Jaina reviews
At the end of his life, it's time for Ichigo to become a real shinigami, but with death comes unexpected challenges—not the least of which is that presented by seeing Rukia again for the first time in years.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Not So Simple After All by artist in the spotlight reviews
If it had been any other person it would have been easy. But no, it just had to be her. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Itachi and Sakura Don't Mix by Michiharu reviews
Itachi captures Sakura at 18, they end up drunk and time traveling to appear right in the middle of the Chuunin Exams Gaara vs. Sasuke now their unable to move ten feet from each other until Deidara can be found to remove his juutsu, chaos ensues, SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura's Poem by Just-A-Kiss reviews
Sakura has told Sasuke her feeling but, he didn't care. Now, he wants her back but, she ran away.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Foolish Heart by Heartless Breaker reviews
They pretended to be a couple to fool his fan girls and her fan boys. Hugging, holding hands and even kissing each other in public! But what if this simple deal comes to reality? Will they have the guts to accept the fact and face the challenges ahead?SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,025 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Silver Cross by Starseer reviews
I am going to tell you to do something very important. Take the mouse and click the blue letters that say Silver Cross. SasSak vampire fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,726 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 558 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Repercussion by iMissa reviews
Sasuke makes fun of Sakura’s hair. Bad idea, Sasuke. Very, very bad idea.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love's Rapids by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
It's simple. Two in a small raft, plus one raging river. Warning: Perverted Sasuke. "Uhm… Sasukekun, can you take the flashlight out of your pocket? It's digging into my back." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tactile by Vialana reviews
Rukia wasn’t exactly what Ichigo had thought a best friend would be like, but it wasn’t as if he was actively looking for one.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Narrow Freedom by ChiisanaAnisa reviews
Rukia closes her eyes and dreams of freedom that is painted only in orange.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Rukia Kuchiki Has an Obsession by Elric-Chan reviews
Yes, Rukia has an obsession. And Ichigo is going to fix it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Lips of an Angel by Crystal Renee reviews
Sasuke returned to Konoha with a wife. It wasn't until afterward that he realized his feelings for Sakura. He dreams of her, thinks of her... and then one night, she calls. Songfic chapters inspired by Hinder's Lips of an Angel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 317 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plushie Pr0n by Wicked Child reviews
There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
On the Subject of Kon by Kuu-sama reviews
Ichigo doesn't like Kon's new body. IchigoRukia hints. Swearing. Edited, finally.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
His by asiancherries reviews
A SesshomaruRin one-shot death fic. Some ways are too hard to change. Rin dies, and Sesshomaru is forced to come to terms with what her life meant to him.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Sakura on a Rampage by SaNdEr-ThE-rUbBeR-bAnDeR reviews
Please don't let her kill me! Sasuke prayed desperately. But no Sakura's wrath was inevitable, run for your life Sasuke! [Includes Super Milkchan]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Insomnia by Seppuku Doll reviews
RukiaIchigo. Ichigo can't sleep. And since he can't sleep, he complains to himself.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
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Feminidiot reviews
Yes, it did hurt when Uchiha Sasuke's ass fell from Heaven and when he was forced to do his job as Cupid. And yeah, it did hurt big time when he fell for one of his 'clients'. Thanks for asking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fanatics From Now On reviews
When Naruto stumbles upon a [fanfiction]sasusaku story, he reads it, and tells everyone. Starting with the Konoha shinobi, soon, ALL of them are gonna be SASUSAKU FANATICS! Without suspecting a thing, Sasuke & Sakura will start having a LOT of fanclubs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Shinobi Prince reviews
Like the frog prince, Sasuke has been turned and cursed to be a baby tiger and the only known cure for him is to be kissed! Three years later, he finds himself living with a potty mouthed princess. But will she agree to be his ONLY medicine?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Blood Type reviews
A girl who never believed in magic just got herself bitten by a pureblood and now they tell her that she's now owned by her predator. Meanwhile a boy who finally finds his prey just discovered that his brother is the girl's guardian. Is fate mocking them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Overprotective Alert: on reviews
Our mission is to protect Sakurachan from her DAMN FANBOYS, AN ENEMY WHO FREAKIN' KISSED HER, AND BUSHY BROW BASTARD. We have rules and if you don't follow them, expect your ass to be electrified with chidori.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,746 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic reviews
It was raining cats and dogs, but when she steps outside... BAM! The rain clouds go away, the sun dominates the sky, and happy music fills the air. And worst of all, flowers grew every time she took a step. And she has all the guys following her! Insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Wedding Trouble reviews
Haruno Sakura is finally getting hitched! Everything is going well, except for one little detail: she's gonna marry an idiot against her will! And now changing her mind of becoming the bride, can her former team get her out of this mess?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kunoichi 'n' Kimonos reviews
Konoha is having a festival which includes Sasuke not knowing anything, Kunoichi hiding from their teammates, disguises, troublemakers, hard times, punishments, prizes, and love? An OOC story. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,515 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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