Fanatics From Now On
Eheheh, my brain can't stop from making so many stories, yet it didn't come up with an update yet, yup, it's all it's fault, and YAY for Spring Break!
P.S this might be crack fic also.
Naruto's house, or apartment, whatever.
Are you bored? Yes. Are you depressed? Are you an idiot? NO! Do you love ramen? HELL YEAH! Are you really bored, and will do anything to have fun, or for the boredom to surpass? Yeah..? Last, and final question; Is your name Uzumaki Naruto? Yeah!
Naruto clicked through the little scroll thingies on his computer (yes, they have a computer, heck, they even have a movie set in the Naruto Movie! So why can't they have a computer?) and has recently answered these questions of who knows who (-laughs evilly-)
Suddenly, a pop-up comes and says; THEN COME TO FANFICTION(dot) NET! WHERE YOUR IMAGINATIONS (and other's as well) ARE UNLEASHED! Come and read stories, review it, save to your favorites, or even make your own stupid story! Find out if others will flame you, or love you!
Interested, Naruto typed in the website, his eyebrow suddenly raised, as an "Ooohhh….." escaped his lips.
And from now on, his eyes were glued to the once-but-now-exciting-computer-screen.
Training time!!!
"Wow," said Sakura, "Naruto is never late for training."
"Hn."
Sakura walked off the bridge, "Guess we'd better find him."
Sasuke sighed in irritation, 'Is this some kind of a method to get me?' he thought as he followed her.
Naruto's whatever.
"Naruto?" Sakura called out, kicking his door open, while Sasuke followed behind her steps.
They saw Naruto on his computer, his eyes practically all over it.
"Naruto?!"
No response.
Sakura waved her hand on his face.
Still no response.
Finally Sakura whacked Naruto on the head, "NARUTO!!??"
Naruto stared at her, "Huh?"
Sasuke looked at the site, "Fanfiction…….What're you doing dobe?"
"None of your business."
"Yeah Naruto, did you realize that you're late for training?"
"I am?"
They stared at him, stating the obvious.
"Ohmygod, I am!!!!!" he quickly got up, but sat right back down again.
"I can't."
"Naruto, don't be so hard on yourself, it's just a-"
"Can't you see I'm in the middle of reading here?!" He snapped.
Sakura backed away, "Okay, okay."
Sasuke's eyebrow rose, "When have you been so interested in reading lately?"
"Just now."
Sasuke looked at the computer screen, but Naruto shoved him back before he could even read.
"Ah-ah-ah! MINE!" Naruto screamed.
"Naruto calm down, it's just a-"
"I can't" Naruto wailed.
"Forget this," Sasuke muttered as he stepped outside.
Sakura growled, "I am not leaving here without you, now-come-ON!!!!"
Naruto clung to his computer desk, "Nonononononononononono!!!!"
"NARUTO!!!!!" Sakura bellowed.
Naruto let go, "Fine, fine, sheesh, didn't have to yell that hard. Just lemme change."
Sakura stared at him, "You didn't even change yourself?" she said bluntly.
Hours and hours of waiting.
"I bet he's still there." Sasuke muttered.
"I bet so too." Sakura replied.
Sasuke then, began to walk.
"Where're you going?" Sakura asked.
"Home." He muttered shortly.
"Okay….."
With Naruto.
Naruto began searching for the Internet about some better story, after typing 'best stories' he paused at the headline one.
SasukexSakura: When Sakura is in the evil clutches of Lee, who will save her? Or better yet, who'll start going berserk, and try to save her heart? Sasuke of course! Sasusaku, duh! Extreme fluff!!!!
Chisumi: Just made this up, and no, it's not the headline story, just made it up, people!
He looked over at the genre: humor/romance.
A huge question mark formed over his head.
Wait a minute.
SasukexSakura? Sakura is a damsel in distress, Sasuke will try to save her, and win her heart. Humor/romance. Sasusaku. Extreme fluff?
Pause.
'OHMYGOSH!!!' his mind screamed, 'It's a Sasuke and Sakura humor/romance story!!!"
Chisumi: Gee, what gave you that idea?
A grin formed in his lips, 'Oh, I have got to read this,'
Minutes later…Naruto gasped, "Oh no he didn't!!!"
Silence….
"The bastard!"
"Ahahahahahahah!!!"
"Awwww, they hugged!!!"
He frowned when he noticed that there were no more chapters.
"That was an awesome story!!!" he cried, stretching, then he realized something.
OMG!!! The story he just read was about his teammates!!! He even appeared! BUT still, his TEAMMATES! They're talking-typing about Sasuke and Sakura, together forever, a pair…AN ITEM!!
Ohmygoodness….
He grinned again, evilly this time…….Why not share this to a couple of people? Oh, I don't know…Maybe ALL of the villagers?
Starting with Ino…………….
Yamaka Flower Shop.
Naruto stepped inside, "Ino guess what?!"
"Hey Naruto, nice day isn't it?"
"Ino guess what???!!!!"
"SO, what brings you here, trying to win Hinata this time, not somebody else who's-"
"INO!!!!"
Ino blinked at him.
"Yes?"
"Sasuke and Sakura are an item!!!!"
Ino's eyes widened, "NOO!!!!!"
Naruto wanted to slap her shut, but couldn't she was a girl after all, who knows what might happen? So instead of slapping her, he shook her like crazy.
"Nonononononononononononononono!" Ino chanted.
"Ino, listen to me you damn deaf woman!"
Ino whacked Naruto, and clutched her head out of the dizziness.
"What?" she said like a drunken woman.
"Sasuke and Sakura are an item-"
Ino glared at him, "I know that now-"
"In the Internet!!"
"You don't have to rub it- wha?" She paused.
"What? What do you mean by they're a couple in the Internet?"
Naruto took a deep breath, "WhenIwasintheInternet,andbored,apop-upcametomeandintroducedmefanfiction(dot)net,andIwaslike'Ooh,what'sthis?'thenIsearchedforsomethinginterestingtoreadandfoundasasusakustory,fullonfluff!!!"
Ino blinked at him, "Slow down, Naruto."
Naruto was panting before he noticed her again, "Fine, there's a story about them in the Internet."
"Oh," muttered Ino, "How many?"
"All of them?"
She nodded.
"A lot." Naruto replied.
"I mean how many storied are there!!"
"A lot….!"
Ino slapped her forehead, "No Naruto, how many NUMBERS of stories about Sasusaku are there?"
Naruto made an "oh…." Before going into deep thought.
After a few minutes of thinking…..
"Approximately 192, or more, a LOT more." Naruto concluded.
Ino's face gawked.
"WHAT?!?!?!"
Naruto shrugged, "Hey, even if you're a flamer of them, after you read stories about the two of 'em, you're gonna love 'em!"
Ino raised an eyebrow, "What's the site?"
Naruto smiled, "Fanfiction!"
Ino typed it in.
"Go to the category-"
"Got it!"
"What story?" Ino asked impatiently.
"Just pick one!"
"Okay……"
After minutes, and minutes of reading.
Ino's eyes twinkled, "OMG! That was so sweet of Sasuke! I didn't know he had a soft side for Sakura!!!"
"I-Ino, it's just a-"
"Oh, shut up! I can't believe it! It was so awesome!!!"
"Ino aren't you-"
"They sooo make a good couple!!!"
"INO!"
"Huh?"
"Aren't you against the couple?"
Ino blinked and pulled Shikamaru from somewhere, "I'm with Shika-kun now."
"Since whe-" Shikamaru got cut when she threw him back from said location.
"And I was, but now, my eyes are opened……GO SASUSAKU!!!" Ino pulled a Sasusaku flag out of nowhere.
Naruto sweat-dropped.
"NARUTO!" Ino said, pulling him by the collar.
"What?"
"We must share the world our discoveries!"
"I was gonna share it, but then you came-"
"Hush! TO TENTEN'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ino ran to Tenten's house, with Naruto being dragged, and yelling "NANI?!"
Chisumi: Well…….That's it, sorry if it was pretty boring, I'm running out of humor! Just hope you laughed, or giggled!