Fanatics From Now On
Chisumi: I am on an uploading fire!! Congratulate me peoples! Lols, just kidding.
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The Sasusaku virus traveled throughout the Naruverse. Seriously, if you just chant "SASU!" suddenly, out of nowhere somebody would reply "SAKU!" But everybody was somewhat happy with this, even Ino and errm, a few Sasuke fan girls-
Lols, try the WHOLE Sasuke fan girls. And Sakura fan boys.
But within good resides evil.
Yes, there lurked some anti-sasusaku fanatics. You could her them everyday, bickering with the Sasusaku fans in the forums.
And among one of them, were none other than ROCK LEE.
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"LEE!! You did not have to flame my story, dammit!" Neji cursed at him. His Uncle had decided that his Team and yes, Lee included, could come and visit the Hyuuga estate today. "Fate did not make it your destiny to flame me!!"
"Relax, Neji." Tenten said, unwrapping the 'Spybot' setup for P-kun (which she brought). "It's not that bad."
"Not that bad?" the white-eyed boy repeated angrily. "Listen what he typed here, and I quote:
'Omg vanilla frosting, this must be the worst story in here!! Considering that it was also Sasusaku and NOT Leesaku, I expected more from the Hyuuga genius, not some crappy excuse of a story!! Haha, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go read some worthwhile, youthful Leesaku, which is FAR better than yours will ever be. Peace, Love, Youth.'"
Tenten raised an eyebrow. "You memorized it?"
Neji's cheeks heated up a little. "Well, yeah, I wanted to find and murder the person who wrote it. Isn't that normal!?"
"I don't know Neji, Sasusaku is affecting the way you think. I think you should stop." The weapon mistress said, shaking her head at the same time.
"Are you crazy woman!?-"
"Yes, un-youthful woman, are you crazy!?" Lee suddenly cut Neji off. "He shouldn't quit, he should edit his story and make it Leesaku!!"
"Who are you to talk about whose who is crazy!?" Tenten yelled, dropping the Spybot package. "Neji will NEVER be a Leesaku fanatic!"
"Yes he will turn his story into a Leesaku, or so help me-"
"So help you what?"
Lee paused for a bit and grinned. "Your laptop."
"What?" Tenten seethed.
"He said: YOUR LAPTOP, Tenten." Neji yelled, adding more fuel to the fire.
"Nu-uh, boy. NOBODY brings my baby into this. Not you, not me, NOT EVEN NEJI'S UNCLE!!"
"Well he just did." Neji chimed in again.
"No he didn't!!" Lee said defensively, afraid that this might cost him his life.
"Oh yes he did!" The inevitable Hyuuga said –again-.
"Well, BRING. IT. ON." Tenten yelled angrily.
Lee cowered. "NO! We should never bring ANYTHING on!!"
"IT'S ALREADY BROUGHT!!" Neji yelled back happily. This should teach Lee not to flame his story.
And without a second of hesitation, Tenten leapt, knocking Lee down in surprise.
Neji purred. "IT'S KITTY TIME!!" and cheered his fellow teammate- I mean sasusaku fanatic, on.
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Naruto was bored.
He couldn't find any interesting story in the site.
"Naruto, remember there is a Sasusaku meeting today." A voice called in.
He grunted. "I don't want to go."
"You have to."
The Kyuubi vessel frowned. "Why?"
"Because you're the founder of the club." Said the voice.
"Fine." Naruto's frown deepened. "What's the issue today?"
There was a shuffling of papers heard on the other line. "We have… a debate over what name is better: Sasusaku or Sakusasu, we have a fight over anti-sasusaku fans, and then he have a cooking contest-"
"Wait, what was that?" Naruto suddenly stood up, excitement brimming around his electric blue eyes.
"What was what?"
"What was what you said?"
"What?" the voice asked, confused.
He growled. "No! The middle part!"
"The middle part of what?"
The boy let out an anguish scream. "NO! NO! NO, idiot! Say 'what?' again and you are fired!!"
"I don't even work for you!!"
"Well then you're gonna be banished from my club!! It was your mistake to remind me that I was the president so now shut up and repeat the middle section of our agenda!" He let out a deep breath. Wow, that was a lot to say, and WOW I can type faster!!!
"Uh…… that we have a fight over anti-sasusaku fanatics?"
"YES! THAT'S IT!!" He grinned like a maniac, now walking back and forth in his little apartment. "Whom are we fighting against today?"
"Um… I believe its Leesaku fanatics."
Then the world stopped as Naruto screamed.
"What's wrong?"
"There's such a thing as a Leesaku fanatic?"
"Yes..."
"Who is it made of?"
"Just… Lee. He is the founder, the president and the only member of the club (no offense Leesaku fans!!). His clubroom is located right beside the Hyuuga Estate."
Naruto laughed wickedly.
"Did you…. Forget to take the pills Sakura assigned you?"
"Yes. But that's not the subject here. Prepare our fan-girls…. We charge at midnight-"
"Two of our rabid fan-girls have already attacked."
Naruto flopped back down to his bed. "Who is it?"
"Tenten-san and Hyuuga Neji."
Silence. Then,
"Neji's a guy." The yellow-headed boy informed.
Some more awkward silence…
"Oh yeah, dammit I forgot."
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Somewhere in the Hyuuga Mansion.
"GO TENTEN!" Neji rooted, but his vanilla eyes suddenly widened. "No, NO don't tear off his spandex –RRRRIIIIIPPPPPP! - Oh FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. UNCLE!! My eyes!! They burn!!!"
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It was a lovely day in the Yamanaka's flower shop. She smiled as she stared at the roses lovingly, because just out of coincidence, the two rose's colors were black and red. She sighed longingly, it reminded her of her favorite pairing: Sasusaku.
There was a ring at her door and her gaze snapped up: Ugh. Ami came here to 'play.'
But even though Ino hated her so much, she still pretended to be sickeningly sweet like they were best friends. "Hello Ami, you're looking more and more beautiful." The aqua-eyed teen smiled.
Ami also gave her a smile also. And even though Ami hated Yamanaka Ino so much, she still pretended to be sickeningly sweet like they were best friends. "Thank you Ino. I could say the same for you too."
They smiled for a bit until their faces hurt.
"So what's a bitch like you doing here in MY territory?" Ino said in a bittersweet tone.
"Nothing much, except to say that if you don't abandon your club soon, then WE'LL have to do it for you."
Ino snickered. "You and what army?"
Three girls appeared behind her. "THIS army."
"Bring it on, BIATCH." Ino slid out of the counter.
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"Apparently, there is a new fight starting."
"Sweet, who is it?"
"Ino."
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"Sasuke-kun."
"Hn."
"Sasuke-kun..."
"Hn?"
"Sasuke-kun." Sakura seethed.
"What?" the onyx eyed lad hissed back, shoving his hands down his pockets.
She looked back to a group of people using disguises, similar to what Naruto used in his childhood. "Someone's following us."
"Wow. Really?" He was being sarcastic of course.
Sakura huffed. What was that supposed to mean? That SHE couldn't feel them and he had already felt them before she did? Did the boy EVEN know that SHE had higher chakra control that him and therefore could read them before he did? Did he? DAMN RIGHT he should!!
"What's that supposed to mean?" the pink haired girl snarled. "Besides, it's probably your fan girls again."
"No, Sakura. It's your fan boys. They have boys with them."
"Well maybe you didn't know that you're face was adored by more people." (No offense.) She huffed.
Sasuke scowled. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Oh I'm sorry, are you dumb as you are egoistical?"
Ooh. Burn.
"Shut up Sakura." was his simple reply.
She growled. "See! This is never going to work out!! I don't know why Tsunade-shishou paired us together to patrol when we are not doing a very good job of it!!"
"It's your damned fan boys Sakura. It their fault."
She raised an eyebrow at his sentence. Or more like the way he said it, like he was secretly telling her that because it was (probably) her fan boys, it was suddenly all her fault.
But she shook this thought aside; she couldn't help but pity the boy. Her mom died too soon that she didn't tell him about how 'hell hath no fury than a women's wrath' yet. She indeed pitied the boy.
"I'm sorry Sasuke-kun that you never heard of it yet." Sakura suddenly said.
Sasuke's eyebrow raised. "Haven't heard of what?" he was curious.
"Nothing." she said in a singsong voice.
As they passed the Yamanaka's flower shop, they suddenly stopped as they heard a loud bang and a thud.
Sakura squinted her eyes and looked closer. Hmm, Ino was having a fight with Ami and her gals. Nothing special.
But as she looked harder, it hit her.
Her best friend was having a fight with their archenemy with three other girls and Ino was clearly outnumbered.
As Sasuke began to walk, Sakura tugged on his arm -insert a sudden giggle from the group that was stalking them and Sasuke saying that it WAS Sakura's fan boys- and dragged his ass to Ino's shop. "Sakura, what the hell?"
"We're helping Ino," the girl said simply.
"Why?"
"Cause that's what friends do. Duhhr."
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"Sir, there's been another fight."
Naruto grinned. "Who is it? Kakashi-sensei and some other jounin? Damn, I'd LOVE to see that!!"
"No..."
"Then who is it then?" the Kyuubi vessel whined.
"It's Sasuke and Sakura."
"Sasuke and Sakura what?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's the teme and Sakura-hime."
Naruto inwardly gasped, not caring if he sounded like a girl because he'll beat the living shit of the person who said that. "What? They dare attack our main pairing?"
"Apparently so."
Suddenly, Naruto had become serious. "Contact all our troops and charge at Yamanaka's flower shop. When I go there, I want to see 150 ninjas ready to attack by my orders."
Silence.
"We don't have that many."
Naruto grumbled. "Fine, but I want to see your ass there, Shikamaru!!"
Silence.
"Dammit." the lazy genius spoke before hanging up.
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And then after that, all the sasusaku fanatics trashed the Yamanaka flower shop and Ino's father suddenly appeared and made them all clean up his shop and fix it, at the same time grumbling about this sasusaku business, which Sasuke and Sakura raised an eyebrow too.
Yes, even the old people knew about them. That was how far the virus was spreading.
Dun.
Dun!
DUN!
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Chisumi: Damn my fingers hurt.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE AND MERRY CHIRSTMAS by the way.
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