EikaPrime
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Joined 04-07-18, id: 10586508, Profile Updated: 06-29-20
Author has written 2 stories for Sly Cooper, and Splatoon.

Hey people, I've got someone who's... I don't think e-stalking is the right term. Fiction-haunting? I've blocked the same user on here about six times on six accounts, now. Because they haven't read my story and want to use material from it (and passed when I said 'Yes, but you need to read it first and credit me/link back to me when you do and let me know you've done so so I can read it'); because after I refused, they mentioned something that can only be looked up with safe-search; and because every account since has demanded to know why I banned them (I explained twice before giving up and just banning the new accounts). I'm posting this because I just got a PM from a seventh account, this one an account that actually has written stories on it and wasn't created in the last week, asking again why I banned them. Congratulations, this is officially harassment, GO AWAY.

I will no longer respond to PM's wanting to know if they can ask me a question without context. Or any PM's that are related to the people who I've blocked due to this incident. Further, anyone else who asks WHY I've blocked people for this incident will be blocked themselves, without hesitation or response. In addition, I'm in contact with SEVERAL other people this guy's harassing, and we're sharing info. I've personally messaged with seven separate people who this person's irritated (there may be more; that was just the ones I saw in a quick scan of my messages). They range from 'This person is currently insulting me' to 'this person contacted me to insult you' and he himself is STILL contacting me as of this update (4/23/20) via anonymous comments that insult me, demand I do things, make threats, or all of the above. If you wish to contact me about him, go for it; it can help to know you're not alone when you're the victim of harassment. However, I advise you start by blocking every name on the list below, because I'm done doing any other updates to give him attention.

Current block list:

8/27/19: S82161
9/1: Angela Welsher, MichaelColletti1
9/6: angie4uac
9/10: style3333
9/15: CollettiAustin (no longer on ), michaelcolletti58
9/29: Cassette Man
10/1: austiniscool, Hgr4ewee32
10/3: Desperado King, Get
10/4: Albino King
3/7/20: Samjax
4/26/20: B*s* F* (on the advice of someone else being harassed by him)
4/28: Wolf of howl street (seems to be a different user, not an alias, but I'm *done*.)

Now that THAT'S dealt with...

Hello everyone. I'm EikaPrime. Someday, you'll see my real name on books in bookstores. Right now, you just get to read what I write on here. Because I love writing, and I have an idea or two for some great fanfiction. I also really enjoy reading fanfiction, so there'll be that, too. Commenting... I'll try to get more reliable about that. I enjoy getting comments, so I should write more.

Please, though: DON'T request I read something of yours. There are many, many reasons why I would or wouldn't read something. My tastes are varied and strange and a tiny bit snobbish in weird ways, and I don't even try to get through things that I don't like. I've stopped reading things after a paragraph, after three chapters, after twenty chapters, for absolutely no explainable reason. I'm not going to read something just because you ask me to.

I'm also deliberately avoiding fics--even if they look really, REALLY good--if they're a bit too much like what I'm writing now, or am thinking about in the future. Which means fanfics with self-inserts, original characters, and fandoms I have no plans on writing in are generally A-okay. But, at the moment, I will be particularly avoiding any other 'Sly 5' works (or a Sly 6 or anything that happens after, you can't have a 6 without a 5) or works that I suspect will explore things that'll come up in my own stuff.

I should finish this with something that sounds as friendly and nice and happy as I want to be, but everything I can think of sounds silly. So, bye!

Current Story Status (as of 4/23):

Sly 5 Thieves and Robbers: Complete.

Snapshots of an Unlived Life: Complete.

Sly 6, A Legacy Of Thieves (working title): Well, uh.
To-Do Before I Can Start Posting Sly 6:
Actually FIGURE OUT how to do an opening mission for this mess
Separate Area 1 into its own chapters/do a spell check.
-Figure out job order for letting people choose which job comes next, as some are simultaneous and others have to have one job done before they can be done.
-Do a find/replace for the short version of a character's name I've been using because it's just too long and I keep tripping over my fingers.
Stop whining about hacking and actually write that job in the first half of area 2
Come up with names for/actually write jobs 5-9 of area 2
-And the heist and outro, of course.
Come up with Murray's final thiefnet move for area 3 (any further areas can be ignored for now)

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Angstgent 24 by Kia619 reviews
Agent 8 has made it out of Kamabo, and is excited to integrate into Inkling society. Meanwhile Agent 3 is busy trying to figure out why her head hurts all the time and why she can't help but get flustered in the presence of a certain Octoling. - Cover image by shannyscribbles.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,537 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 8/25/2019 - [Agent 3, Agent 8]
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,579 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 6,963 - Follows: 7,151 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
The Villain Wrangler Vol 2 by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
Sick and injured children asking to meet the super-powered elite isn't unusual when it comes to wishes, but when one of them asks to meet an infamous villain? Someone's got to take the job. Hopefully, they've all got a compassionate side...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 928 - Published: 5/31 - Erik L./Magneto, Sabretooth, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Adventures of Muggleborns by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
Wizards are clueless when it comes to most aspects of Muggle culture, as the muggleborns of Hogwarts quickly discover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Albus D., Minerva M., OC
And Maybe It's Not My Weekend (Rookie Edition) by Uncommon-Aura reviews
There was a lot of flawed logic that led to Nyx Blythe 'running' with the Cooper Gang in hopes of avoiding the Klaww Gang, and getting off their hitlist. Of all the things Nyx thought might come from this adventure, willingly becoming an accomplice to grand larceny was not one of them. (Self insert/OC insert. Rewrite in progress.)
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,609 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Sly C., Bentley, Murray, OC - Complete
Inn Trouble by Nixter97 reviews
*Story request* Set in episode 2 of "Sly 2: Band of Thieves", Sly hunts down articles of clothing for a tuxedo. While searching his last room, he has an unexpected encounter with a certain vixen.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2019 - [Sly C., Carmelita F.] - Complete
Nineteen Seventy Something by IronicSnap reviews
"Cunning" Conner Cooper is at the top of his game. The marks are easy, the scores are huge, and even his idiot teammates are pulling their weight. But when a routine job goes sideways, Conner faces a deadly new foe who will change everything...
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2019 - Dr. M - Complete
Sober by What's the Big Idea reviews
Sly Cooper, in a rare moment of sheer honesty, decides to answer properly when Carmelita asks him a tough question. (A quickly written idea I couldn't let go of. May continue, might not.)
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2018
The Victors Project by Oisin55 reviews
Before Katniss and Peeta, seventy-three children won the Hunger Games. Some were brutal. Some were clever. Some were lucky. A few were almost decent. These are their stories. This is the Victors Project.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 77 - Words: 311,626 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Johanna M., Finnick O., Enobaria, OC - Complete
Spectator by Fanfic Allergy reviews
AU: Prim volunteers to take a pregnant Katniss' place in the Seventy Fourth Hunger Games. Peeta vows to make sure Prim comes home alive. Now all Katniss can do is watch and hope that the boy with the bread will keep his word and her sister makes it home. That is until the Capitol finds a way to mess everything up. (Main Story of "The Parts We Play" universe) COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 199,194 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 10/31/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] Prim E., Gale H. - Complete
The Last Tribute by FernWithy reviews
Twenty-four years after winning his Games, Haymitch Abernathy is deeply embroiled in the rebellion, his relationship with Effie Trinket has deteriorated badly, and he has lost whatever marginal control he had over alcohol. When Katniss Everdeen volunteers for District Twelve, he realizes that he needs to straighten out, because he might just have a victor on his hands.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,836 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M., Effie T. - Complete
These Are The Names by FernWithy reviews
Effie Trinket becomes the District 12 escort, and works with Haymitch through fourteen years before his last tributes come along.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Bartholomew by astahfrith reviews
Or, in which Tom and Carl are college roommates unaware of each other's wizardry as yet, until they are, and Carl's priorities are really whacked out.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Tom S., Carl - Complete
Teaching Discipline by The Escaped reviews
It takes a village to raise a child. How many are needed for four? One-shots surrounding the relationships between the adults and children of Discipline Cottage. K to be safe.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013
The Hanging Tree by FernWithy reviews
Haymitch's life continues to deteriorate between the Victory Tour and his first Games as mentor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 119,302 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Haymitch A., Plutarch H., Mr. Mellark, Chaff - Complete
The Rites of Fall by FernWithy reviews
Dannel Mellark sees his friend Haymitch through the aftermath of the Quarter Quell, and the surge of fury in District Twelve that follows it... but he doesn't see a big part of of his own life starting to slip away.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Mr. Mellark, Haymitch A., Mrs. E., Mr. Everdeen - Complete
The End of the World by FernWithy reviews
Sixteen-year-old Haymitch Abernathy has plenty to worry about - a sick mother, a decrepit house, an empty larder. The last thing he's worried about is the Capitol's choice to double the number of Games tributes in a Quell year...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,167 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Seeing Clearly by ClampLover reviews
Eight Cooper Ancestors that shipped Carmelia and Sly, or, where the reunited Cooper Gang tries, and fails, to give an honest, unbiased depiction of what went on while they played in history. Semi-Spoilers for upcoming game.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Carmelita F., Sly C. - Complete
Idyllic by Sarah1281 reviews
It was a secret war they pretended didn't exist for so long but eventually they all became aware of it and then there was no going back for any of them. The ending was almost inevitable but it's the journey that matters. Snapshots of the Berenson family.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 230,913 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Jake, Tom B. - Complete
Life Through Sea Green Eyes by grand admiral chelli reviews
The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 185,859 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Cleaning The Office by mooniespoonie reviews
Carmelita cleans her office before Constable Cooper's first day on the job.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Carmelita F., Sly C. - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 243 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Twenty Four Victors, Twenty Four Tributes by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
"Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants." This is how they survived and why they died.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Finnick O., Wiress - Complete
Panem by gethsemane342 reviews
It is the people who make the country and thus it is the people who should be examined. A series of 44 oneshots, featuring most names on the character list plus a few extras. Would be every name but it was written before the list updated.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 31,293 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Venia, Wiress - Complete
Disciples of the Keyblade by The Genius Mage reviews
For Dani-Chan, a semi-connected oneshot series. The training of Ventus, Aqua, and Terra under Master Eraqus's watchful eye. Twenty: Ven had never heard the drums of war before.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,419 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ventus/Ven, Aqua - Complete
Broken to Bridle by lionesseyes13 reviews
A series of scenes spanning Owen's squireship to Lord Wyldon.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 220,768 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Owen, Wyldon - Complete
Islands Like Glass Towers by Organization VI reviews
On a world made for children, sometimes the hardest thing to do is be a parent. Some Birth by Sleep spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,125 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Life and Times of Benjamin Theodore Key by pasta16 reviews
*sequel to The Life and Times of Penelope Ann Mayer* All about Bentley's life from when he meets Murray at the Orphanage when he is four to him having his first kid with Penelope at twentey-nine...
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,219 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bentley - Complete
Brick By Brick by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
A princess, a thief, and a look into the building of a tumultuous relationship. Bewarned: lime and swearing. Complete.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,470 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Garnet A., Zidane T. - Complete
Just A Nobody by Random One-Shot reviews
Riku, Organization XIII, and everything a night spent fighting your best friend's Nobody shouldn't lead to. COMPLETE! Now with 100th review bonus chapter.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,807 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Riku - Complete
Jumping at Shadows by Alyssa2 reviews
[KH1] Riku's fall to darkness didn't begin with a raft or a storm.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Riku - Complete
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Snapshots from an Unlived Life reviews
"It's funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie." -Marina, before the Chicken VS Egg Splatfest. This was not a fourth-wall break. Marina wore hypno-goggles since she graduated school, until they broke during the Calamari Inkantation. Who's to say she's not wearing new ones now? For all she knows, this is all a hallucination... one she wishes were real.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 3/16 - Octarians, Pearl, Marina - Complete
Sly 5: Thieves and Robbers reviews
Sly is lost in time. Penelope is sending Bentley post cards. How are they connected? How does Penelope know when Sly is... and what else will they find by following those postcards? There are a lot of problems in history, and if that mouse is causing them, they have to get involved. 100% canon compliant. COMPLETE. I don't own Sly Cooper; Sucker Punch/Sanzaru does.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 166,389 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 4/10/2018 - Sly C., Carmelita F., Bentley, Murray - Complete