Following Al's restoration, the Truth sends the Elric Brothers to another universe with zero information. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. Book 6, Brotherhood.

Everyone says it gets better, but how do I move on without her? Modern AU, implied past Ed/Win, future Ed/Roy

Slave number Twenty Three didn't know what to make of his new Master. The strange boy was nothing like other slave owners. Short on both height and temper, yet strangely kind to him, Master Ed seemed to know something about him that he didn't himself. Just what was it? Time-travel fic.

Nicholas Flamel was famous for creating the philosopher's stone, but like Lockhart's smile it was all a lie. Flamel stole a part of the stone and it took Edward 642 years to get it back along with the souls inside of it, one which was his brother. But after traveling to Hogwarts to retrieve it, Dumbledore has other plans for the ancient hero. Newly rewritten. Please Review.

It was foolproof. He'd trade his arm and Gate for Alphonse and go home. Simple, right? Unfortunately, nothing is ever that easy for Edward Elric. At least the secret societies, countrywide conspiracies, and evil overlords are par for the course. Rated T for language.

A collection of FMA/Brotherhood one shots featuring not only pairings (Ed&Win, Al&Mei, Roy&Riza, Trisha&Hohenheim, Greed/Ling&Lan Fan, Homunculi fics, Truth fics...etc.) but also various side characters of FMA! Hope you guys enjoy! From angst to romance and all in between! ;) New cover photo!

AU The assassination of Fullmetal set forth chaos that was never anticipated. Hughes loses his trust in Mustang as his investigation leads to him being suspicious of his friend. Mustang attempts to stall Hughes to protect his subordinates, while Ed is in turmoil about hiding the fact he is alive to his brother who is struggling to discover the truth of what happened to his brother.

Edward Elric is sent to Hogwarts to become an ambassador between Amestris and the Wizarding world. Can Hogwarts survive the Fullmetal Alchemist? Can Ed keep all of his secreats hidden? Can he afford to abandon his search for the homunculus? How will Harry and the gang take to a strange newcomer? Disclamer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or Harry Potter or any or their characters.

"You know, if this fails, they'll blame you," he said. She paled. "The war will start again. More will die on both sides. But make no mistake, The People will lose." Not exactly AU, but written as if the books never happened. A/H. Bday present for CaptainS10.

It had taken no less than three hours for Edward to be convinced that Magic was real. He wanted to study it. But if Edward wanted to be at the school he needed to work there. Teaching Alchemy. It took no less than 5 minutes to convince him, even if he shouted loud "Nos!" at first. All Dumbledore had to say was "It's equivalent exchange. To gain knowledge you must give knowledge."

Edward found a blue jacket.

Nothing ever went the way he wanted it to. His Mum died, he lost his brother and then he lost everything but himself. He kept distracted as much as he could, whenever he could and every time he could. But now, someone's offered him something to do.

There aren't any guidelines for being best friends with an alien, no map key, no index, no safety instructions. Roxanne tries, so very hard, to get it right in spite of this. Don't copy to another site.

When Ed tries to heal his wound in Baschool, he miscalculates, and is sent to another world as payment. Hurt, scared, and out of his depths, it will take all of his wits to get himself home - as well as the help of some new friends. Ed/Draco, eventual Ed/Roy

Equivalence states that there is always an equal exchange. Fathers attempt at ascension on the Promised Day opened a door to another world, just prior to Harry Potter's first year. Four years later, Dumbledore brokered a deal for two alchemists to come teach at Hogwarts and help in the coming war. Shadows are stirring across England. Father's influence never truly left.

So what if Harry found out about Magic early how would thing develop differently? So this story will start before Pre-Hogwarts so slight AU, also Dumbledore/Weasley bashing, mentions of abuse, there will be relationship just do not know what yet.

Edward Elric became the Fullmetal Alchemist at the age of 10. At the age of 11 he received his Hogwarts letter, the same time as Harry Potter got his own. However, it is unknown to the staff of Hogwarts that there is both a foreign military officer and a traitor in their midst. Set during the philosopher's stone and pre FMA. Rated T because of Ed's mouth.

AU. Ten years ago, on a solemn hour, one trivial mistake breaks Lapis Lazuli free. Fueled with hatred, she seized the Crystal Gems' most prized possession; their legacy; their Steven, and fled into the night. History as you know it, has been rewritten since then. [Covers for this story by SsjGojux20.]

Edward has just lost his brother and the only one he trusts. Now placed on probabtion with Roy they are sent to a private school to teach posing as father and son. But when trouble builds will Ed be up to it? Takes place during book 4. Roy/Ed parental fic

AU in which Roy is a new hire for Amestris University's applied sciences department and Edward is a truth-bending little shit that likes to fuck with the new guys. For those of you that tried to read the second chapter to no avail, it's been updated with corrections!

He had broken the one promise he had sworn never to break- the one that had meant everything to her, and now they could never go back to that happy world of hugs and smiles.

The country of Amestris is a series of islands rather than a landlocked mass. When Roy doesn't show up to recruit Ed and Al, they resort to other means of obtaining the Stone: Piracy.

Artemis was always misunderstood and when an accident forces him to rely on a family both new and old that doesn't know him as well as they think he does he has to let them closer then he's comfortable with.

Truth refuses Ed's Gate, instead he makes a surprising deal; use alchemy to get rid of negative energy and serve as an inspiration. With the promise of Alphonse, his teacher's organs, and Mustang's sight, he can't refuse. However, when he arrives in this new "world", two tolls were taken. How can Edward survive with these new problems and complete his mission to return home?

Edward Heiderich, the Slytherin, the snarky, bookish transfer student, seems to drift through the school with a strange disconnect to the rest of the world. But when the Triwizard Tournament begins, and Harry's name is drawn, Dumbledore advises the Golden Trio to go to him. "Do you think he put my name in?" "No. I do know, however, that he can protect you from whoever did." [AU]

The peculiar new Alchemy professor at Hogwarts, Edward Elric, never wanted to teach some spoiled magic-using kids the art of Alchemy. But when he gets to piss off fat, pink toads, protecting some Potter kid, and knocking some sense into some people, maybe this year won't be so bad after all.

A collection of one shots and drabbles in my favorite AU. I own nothing.

After the death of his estranged student, Nicholas Flamel, Edward Elric gives the man one promise: To protect Harry Potter, the child who helped save the Stone. But when writing in blood start appearing in the walls of Hogwarts, hinting at an old evil returning, Edward must prevent the repeat of fifty years ago. Discontinued.

The Gleeful Twins: Dipper and Mabel rule the city. Popular, adored, and filthy rich. But Dipper ain't content... hoping no one will be able to see what he truly is in the inside. A monster. Tackles the Reverse! Falls AU. Includes Dipcifica and Madeon. Rated T for suggestive themes, violence, and shiz a teenage boy with hormones can think of.

Draco Malfoy is seven years old when someone says no to him for the first time.

Winry never knew the boys could sing. She knew Ed could play piano, and Al used to play violin. But she never knew they could SING. So when she and Rose find Ed and Al singing a familiar song, she's shocked, to say the least. One-shot (My summary sucks, I know. But give it a try?)(Also, not set in any particular time or place in any story line)

It's the night after Kimbley's trial. Maes finds Roy. Dark oneshot.

Hollywood's looking for its next big thing, and its roving gaze settles on One-Punch Man. Brace yourself. – "Can you explain to me why the hero looks like this? Is he old or something? Why is he bald? We can't market an old guy superhero."

A giant blast came from the Crimson Lotus' fingertips and the Flame launched himself toward the villain. He was a moment too late, and the blast hit the right side of the building causing part of it to collapse inward on itself. As the Flame watched part of the building's destruction in anger, the Crimson Lotus disappeared. RoyXEd Superhero AU

Ed goes to a stationary shop to buy a new pen, and everything dissolves into chaos. I guess. One-shot, sort-of-crack!

As the title suggests, it's Father's Day and Ed wonders how he is going to repay the man who has given him the one thing he's always wanted- a dad. However, when a familiar face from his past returns, he will have a much more difficult choice to make. Parental Roy/Ed with some Royai and lots of humor.

It was a time of glory. The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was about to be created. The four most famous wizards are planning it out as I write this, and... wait, who's this extra blond kid? (K plus for a couple curse words.)

Sans was done with dating. He was well and truly done with girls, who only dated him for the novelty of dating a skeleton, not because they liked him or were attracted to him. It didn't matter that a pretty girl literally fell into his lap and kept shattering all his expectations, because he was not up for having his heart broken again. SansxFrisk, (not really a) highschool AU

The year is 1341 C.E. Edward Elric, alchemist extraordinaire, finds himself completely at a loss. He's got this weird red serpent tattoo on his palm. Probably means nothing. And then there's Nicolas Flamel, whiny fourteen year old. Nicolas thinks Ed is insane. Ed thinks Nicolas is insane. Neither are wrong.

Sequel to A Sorcerer's Science. Edward is sent back to Hogwarts with his country in complete chaos. Edward was having a hard time surviving the year, but now the school is packed with the Triwizard Tournament approaching. With Skeeter and Dragons on the loose, Edward finds that he probably bitten off more than he could chew. Reviews are welcome and story status updates on profile.

Edward Elric was accepted and attended Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry at the age of eleven years old. After his first year there, he attempted human transmutation and never returned. But now that the Promised Day has come and passed, he may be returning... (Books 1 & 6) IRREGULAR UPDATES

In an attempt to strengthen alliances with other country, the Fuhrer decides to aid the England's magical government by sending them an operative to infiltrate the school. Because Edward Elric's luck is quickly dwindling into nonexistent, he's selected to pose as a student and infiltrate Hogwarts, reporting back to both Central and the Ministry. Fucking wonderful.

Cecil does the show as usual, but the way the show ends is not so usual. Fluff, fluff and more fluff. not spoilers but sorta relates to Episode 84.

Ed doesn't pay mind to the secret admirer leaving him notes. Until the notes stop, that is. High school AU.

a small chapter of the idea (that has gone around the internet) that one punch man is all in saitama's head.

If anyone was going to change the path of Albus Dumbledore's life, he certainly didn't expect it to be Edward Elric. However, we can't always pick who the universe throws our way and Nicolas seemed perfectly content with their new research partner. Whether the wizarding world would still be standing at the end of their collaboration however, was another question. Crossover

You finally have what we spent so many years trying to obtain, and yet... You're still a prisoner in your own body.

Completely overwhelmed with guilt and resentment over Garnet and Pearl's feud, Steven runs away from home. One problem: there isn't exactly anywhere to go. But what if, by pure coincidence, he was to meet the person (or gem) he least expected, the enemy? At least, who he used to consider the enemy. Begins after Ep. 63 "Cry for Help." Complete. Cover art by Candy-Vegetto.

The Godfather Modern AU: A young man returns to New York after leaving for 4 years. He learns that the Family is in trouble, they're trying to keep him away and he must live with a girl from another Family. But if they began having feelings for each other, can they be together? Or will they separate for their own Families? (Has bad language,sexual content,blood, gore) (Finnceline)

A war is brewing and the Fuhrer will be prepared. Amestris has always been a military power and it's time everyone remembers that. The battle will be bloody, but they will fight. 5th year/6th year, AU - No homunculi, RoyEd, HR, Hints of DracoxHarry

When Peridot falls into a secret relationship with her taken best friend, she's already well aware that it can only end in disaster. But if she gets the one thing that she's always wanted, then who cares about the minor casualties along the way? [Pearl/Lapis][Lapis/Peridot] Complete. human AU. Rated M as of chapter 7.

Crack-y fic. Author ends up in Amestris, if you read, please enjoy! One-shot.

Neville faces off against another student in Dumbledore's Army for the very first time.

On a perfectly normal Sunday afternoon, Hermione makes a startling discovery.

Filch and Umbridge: a match made in hell, some might say. The story of how Filch asks Umbridge out on a date.

saitama is confused to his students displeasure towards some fanmail. now saitama has to become an actual sensei and teach genos something.

Now 17, Finn the Human has become a mature hero of Ooo. However, repressed feelings for Flame Princess are desperately trying to tear him apart, and the fiery girl knows his pain. As an ancient evil rises to consume all existence, a final chance will present itself to Finn and his friends to not only stop the madness but finally unite a couple struggling for each other's love.

Edward is not the same after the Promised Day and Mustang needs to drive it into the boy's head that it isn't his fault, or else he fears that Edward will just stay lost forever. PTSD/Depression. Parental Roy/Ed. Oneshot.

"Ed, did you steal my chocolate?" In which Ling accuses- "No." ...And things don't turn out well for Ed- "I don't believe you."... But excellent for Ling! EdxLing One-shot

He sighed and stared at the empty milk glass in his hand. "I can't believe I finally..." He shuddered violently. "...I can't believe I finally drank you, you bastard." Oneshot.

Umbridge is never up to good. So when Harry and Ron see her smiling widely at dinner one night, of course something must be up. What else to do but follow her? A crack!fic written for the QL Daily Prophet competition (Round 8 & 9 issue).

"Finally pleased with his isolation, Dipper parted a small section of his cape to reveal a hidden pocket. In it was his greatest treasure (not even Mabel knew about the way he would carry it with him) and it had been far too long since he had last had the chance to use it." Reverse Gravity Falls and possibly Dipifica if you squint.

After suffering a loss, one will take extreme measures to get them back.

Edward is a junior at Central High School…and so is Envy. This high school takes sexual education to the next level, but Ed doesn't realize just how intense the class is going to be until he is paired up with Envy. Modern day high school AU.

Envy marvels at the destruction a single bullet can create. Two-shot.

Well Hogwarts may not be standing after this after all Ed, Greed/Ling, Heinkel, and Darius are going to Hogwarts Greed/Ling x Ed

Hello Friends! I have spent the last several years sextensively studying the English language and have decided to use my newfound skills to pursue my true passion: Erotic Fanfiction. I present to you the latest installment in my quest to become the Great Fanfiction Writer Ever! Kvothe meets Denna. He learns a new name. Elodin is there. Lute is Kvothe's waifu.

The Truth had to wonder, why was the world so unfair? One shot. Please review.

Ed was pissed. The Colonel interrupts his precious sleep, only to tell him that his new assignment is to teach Alchemy at some school called Hogwarts where magic rules instead of science? However, no one warned him about the fat pink toad called Umbridge who has made it her life's ambition to get him fired. Oh, it is ON! Set during Harry's fifth year. Rated T for Ed's mouth.

He's rude, crude, mystereous and all of the girls love him. But there is something more to him than meets the eye. Meet Professor Elric. HPxFMA crossover

The armor is empty but my soul remains – I'm here, Brother. I'm still here.

Edward Elric is known to most as the champion of the common man. However, some people find it hard to believe that a military dog has turned to their side. On this day, every doubt has been erased from their minds. The people do have a champion. A child who spilled his blood to prevent harm to the innocent. He was their blood-stained hero.

Foaly never actually pulled location surveillance on Artemis, and when he goes into the one area monitored by neither humans, nor fairies, he can't help but be suspicious. Holly just wants to know how they missed this. Sequel to 'A Heart Forged in Steel'.

The light from the classroom windows glimmered against the shinning steel. A collective gasp echoes throughout the classroom. This was the symbol of his sin; his mistake. they all had wondered why he had left and had heard rumors, but they never expected this. Their former peer had returned at last, but with an arm and leg made of the same material as the watch in his hand. EdWin.

Remember those two random prison guards from the first episode of brotherhood? That old Mcdonal-erm McDOUGAL killed? This is they're story. WARNINGS: silliness (you expected something else?), cow pies and I might up the rating IF I add more.

"Are you trying to kill me?" the Ishvalan asks. His voice is as calm and casual as ever, even as his blood drips on Buccaneer's shirt.

Roy should have known better than to leave Ed alone in his office. Ed should have known better than to play with fire.

He sits in a bar...waiting to see if his lover is truly being unfaithful to him... it hurts even to think about it and he can't figure out why...but he blames himself. A story about unfaithfulness, it hurts to be deceived by the person you love. PostMangaverse/Roy/Ed/Coarse Language/Includes CoverArt

This is a poem about Kvothe's tragedy and his regret. Pls review if you like it.

"the gods fulfilled his curse, even Zeus of the nether world and dread Persephone." -The Iliad of Homer

Poem. This is the full version of the children's song Kvothe hears about the Chandrian and their signs.

Just a random story about Edward and Envy. It's hard to describe really

Tell me, Headmaster, have you ever picked favorites?

'"You're awake," Scar noted. It was the first time Maes had heard him speak. Maes' hiding spot had been out of earshot the only time anyone had managed to confront Scar. The serial killer's voice was surprisingly smooth, but that did nothing to quell Maes' instinctive panic.' Scar saves Hughes' life and the two discover they have a common enemy.

Voldemort doesn't know what true immortality is and Pride decides to step in at the battle of Hogwarts. Fma brotherhood/manga-verse.

Based off of the fable the Tortoise and the Hare. It is completely written in the Hare's perspective so might get a little insulting at times. It is rather entertaining. I wrote it for my english class and then turned it into a rather lengthy monologue. Enjoy!

It is clear from some of the Doctor's off-hand comments, and from the fact that Jesus doesn't return before the end of the universe in 100 trillion A.D, that in the Doctor's universe, Christianity is false. This story comes from the question, "Then who was Jesus in that universe, and how might a Christian companion react to learning the truth?"

George and Fred are sitting by an oak tree near the Burrow. George recalls a promise he made to his brother long ago.

Not even the Wizarding World is exempt from the Truth. Spoilers for the Deathly Hallows, gift-fic for alchemyfreak42.

Kvothe is a Dungeons and Dragons character. Drabble.

Whatever you believe, Winry, doesn't matter.

He just wants them to see him as something more than a useless nincompoop. Set in 52 episode of Brotherhood.

Homunculus is irritated and confounded by its attachments. Van Hohenheim, the source of this frustration, continues to be completely human and, by extension, terribly idiotic.

Apparently, Edward is not old enough to skip school. And not legal enough to murder his higher ups for assigning him to a bodyguard mission. For Malfoy.

Dipper has a dream AGAIN that he, Mabel and the rest of the gang are going through the occurrences of bohemian rhapsody and forcibly singing along with a slightly modified version of the song. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN QUEEN NOR GRAVITY FALLS, Please support these guys by watching gravity falls on Disney channel and listening to queen, THANK YOU NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO PINECEST! Never!

Strangers are a sign of change. And not always a bad one. Harry knew what this meant...Edward Elric was a change...a change to his newly aquired peace and life as he knew it. Yet another chaotic school year was about to begin. HpFma AnbuPair sequel RoyEd

A quick lesson on the magnificent thestral, whose origins are rather unsurprising. OotP, human!Al, one-shot. Warnings inside.

What happens when Roy Mustang gets nonstop letters to Edward Elric about entering Hogwarts of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Edward Elric goes to Hogwarts! With the help of Edward, will the golden trio be able to figure out the Chamber of Secrets? And what about Alphonse and Winry? You guys will probably hate me for this but...::Hiatus::

"His soul sleeps inside, sealed away with dark magics. Witch magics. Unable to wake, unable to synchronize his soul with another's, unable to change back to his human form." Lord Death calls him Fullmetal.

Don't read this story expecting to be blown away by unique plot points and an interesting story. Read at your own risk. And don't bother reviewing because this is the truth.

After the Lich was unleashed and a meteor struck the Earth, the Land of Ooo was created. This is where the heroic duo Pen and Bartram live. What they don't know is that there is a relation between them and a certain ruler of the Ice Kingdom. Rated Teen just to be sure.

Hohenheim and Dumbledore talk and drink butterbeer. One-shot.

Van Hohenheim and Remus Lupin are very similar men with a very similar problem. Happenstance leads them to a possible resolution on a park bench on a foggy night. Because there may be just a little more ease in confiding in a stranger who somehow understands your situation. Who understands how well you miss use the word 'monster'.

After the Promised Day, Ed is turned into what he never dreamed of becoming. And when he goes to Hogwarts, it is not to search for the Philosopher's Stone, not to regain his humanity, and not to return to his home. EdWin in the end

Ed and Al are just passing through when Alphonse sees it. And he really, really loves cats. Meanwhile, professor McGonagall waits in feline form for the arrival of the famous Boy Who Lived.

Ed loses his voice and has a report to turn in. How will he get by in Roy's office without talking about it? What is Roy to do about it? What if Roy thinks its all a game of charades? Will he lose his patience with him? Read to find out - RoyEd One-shot

James, Sirius and Peter didn't expect Remus's mother to be so healthy when the met her at Kings Cross after First Year. Even less expected is the fact she has one of the manliest jobs of the Muggle world. Needless to say, they are questioning their friend's claims, but not without some excitement over power tools.

Harry finds a sanctuary in a strange place and makes a special connection with the one Founder he can truly empathize with.

A new subject will be taught at Hogwarts this year. Who better to teach it than a prodigy? But a class filled with rowdy students is REALLY bad for an eighteen year old with a short complex..

AU. Edward Elric is the top agent for a secret organisation who's assigned to protect Winry Rockbell;a brilliant doctor,who has developed a cure for a deadly virus. He believes the relationship to be purely professional,but can he keep it that way? EdWin, AU.

Because Peter Pettigrew is just as human as everyone else.

Envy's suicide...why did he do it? Not for anyone who does not like death. One-Shot and reviews wanted.

His sanity is crumbling away, but then, so is the entire wizarding world.

Well, the title says it. Just a little fun.

With Al's body restored Ed Al and Winry go to a school called hogwarts where they meet none other than Harry Potter. But alas when you mix the boy who lived with the Alchemist of the people you better bet your *** somethin's gonna go wrong. Note, this story is completed by it's sequel is discontinued.

In hindsight, there had to be a reason as to why Jade hated Drago so much.

Where did Envy go after he commits suicide?... Short One-shot Manga/Brotherhood

Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?

Ed and Winry learn that it's never good to lie - or to keep things to yourselves. EdWin. — Annie&Summer.

Roy writes some rather disturbing things in his journal...

Romi hates her father, a man that she's never met. She idolizes Edward Elric, the famous Fullmetal Alchemist. What happens when they turn out to be the same person?

As long as I kept thinking about the science parts, I wouldn't have to think about the horrifying, terrible, devastating parts. He said he wouldn't die. That was obviously a lie, and I had to fix it now. At least help him keep his promise.

Edward discovers that weird food combinations can create even weirder side effects. Al discovers that his brother is just plain weird. Not like that's news.

Ed loves Roy, and Roy loves . . . Roy.

I cannot even look after my children any more. What kind of a mother am I? I am a terrible excuse for a parent. Let these be, my last dying thoughts.

Ed suggests that he and Roy include the next person they see in their activities for the night, and gets an unexpected surprise. RoyxEd..., RoyxEdx...? Crack, Humor, Oneshot

Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?

Another Songfic. Slightly AU. Roy and Ed reflect on their monotonous lives as powerless fuhrer and emotionless doctor. Song by EPIK HIGH.

The Gate has sent Edward to Ancient Rome. He has to survive Ten Years before he can go home but that much time can change a person, it can also change a home....EdAlter!Roy....Edvy...ultimately ED x ROY

The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!

Current chapter, 'Apparently she wanted a cookie' Oneshot collection, Pairings vary, mostly EdxRiza. updates infrequent. Was The Toll of Sin. Second chap the original oneshot.

When a sudden influx of homunculi arrive on Dante's doorstep, even she eventually starts to run out of names... COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK. Rated for language mainly.

Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.

Just Edward singing if u were gay to Alphonse Heidrich. very random I know I can just picture eveything in my head. Lol Hope you enjoy Edward enoying Al :P

First almost seven, then ten years after Conqueror of Shambala. The Gate is destroyed, but has been rebuilding itself. Will Ed and Al go back home or will they stay in Germany. If they do go home, can Edward's broken heart be healed? EdxWinry later R&R

Alfons liked Professor Hohenheim well enough, but his son just seemed a little too standoffish and strange for his liking. Oh well, not as if he’d ever see the guy again anyway. [HeiEd]

Edward," Hawkeye said kindly. "Has it occurred to you that you and Alphonse may be spending too much time alone?"

This is just a little filk I wrote to the tune of Killer Queen.