Hello! Welcome to my profile!

Name: You can call me Gwen if you'd like!

Location: YellowBrick rd, Oz; P.O. Box 9 3/4 (That came from Studio C, so I didn't make that up :P)

Likes: Musical Theatre (Mostly Wicked, Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen), books and reading (Particularly Harry Potter), writing, drawing, animals, being crazy, playing instruments (bassoon, clarinet, piano, and violin), and generally being happy!

Dislikes: As I said, I like being happy, so I don't really have many dislikes, but I hate slow internet and long lines.

Fanfiction: I mostly write Wicked stuff, but I MAY write a little Harry Potter. I'll see what comes to me. I like writing one-shots because I can never think of very long stories to write, but I WILL think of some multi-chapters! I have a minimum of two multi-chapters at a time so that I actually update things (though now I realize how bad I am at updating things) :)

Also, in my stories, I use the sentence, "Reviews make my heart smile" often. I just wanted to make a disclaimer that I didn't make that up. My friend made that up one day, so I used it. So just saying, that's not my creation! Thank you.

Twitter: I'm under the name "ElphieNeedsAHug" and my handle is @MiliEverActor

(P.S: I did not draw the picture that I used as a profile pic, so I don't own it or claim to own it)

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile! (Elphiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!)

If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever used a Galindafied word and gotten weird looks from people, copy this into your profile.

If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile. (How does it not?)

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Survey Time!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Inkdeath, By Cornelia Funke

I'm sorry, Meggie, thought Mo. Your father is an idiot.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The bedpost

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

President Obama getting roasted at a dinner for the last time in his presidency (I left after a few minutes 'cause I got bored).

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

6:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:26 (Wow. Just wow.)

6. The exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV and the fan. And my dad moving around in his sleep.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

An hour or two ago, going to the city.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A computer, what else?

9. What are you wearing?

Light pink capris, a hot pink T-shirt, and my glasses. And hair scrunchies if that counts.

10. Did you dream last night?

I think so?

11. When did you last laugh?

I laugh so often that I can't really keep track. Probably a few minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Yellow paint, a few hung pictures, and a cupcake calender.

If you are a complete and total overly-obsessed, die-hard, green-skinned, magic-wielding Wicked fanatic to the point that your rants and tirades sometimes make the obsession seem unhealthy to others, and are admittedly overprotective of Elphaba, but extremely proud to admit all of this, and are more than willing to openly smack someone as hard as you possibly can with all the strength in your body if and when they say something bad about Elphie, copy/paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Defying-Gravity-ForGood; mothermonstersElphaba; WickedSuperFan; RavenPuff Girl; Eriphabottackson; Elphabalover101; Wickedly Hope Pancake; Broadwaygirl21; Fae'sFlower; ElphieNeedsAHug

The Wicked Creed

When ever it rains, I promise to remember Elphie.

When ever I see animal abuse, I promise to remember Doctor Dillamond.

When ever I see someone with disabilities, I promise to remember Nessarose.

When I see someone who's vanity blinds them, I'll think of Galinda.

When I see someone who's changed for good through a death, I'll remember Glinda.

When I hear about cruel dictators, I'll curse the Wizard and his deeds.

When I see a bullying teacher, I'll remember Madame Morrible.

When I see two lovers risking everything for the other, I'll remember Fiyero and Elphaba.

When I hear children teasing another for differences, I'll remember Elphaba and her strength.

When I see two friends fighting, I'll remember Glinda and Elphaba...and how one argument can effect the rest of your life.

When I see a boy lovesick over a girl that'll never be his, I'll remember Boq.

When ever I see a monkey chattering, I'll remember how hard Elphaba worked to get Chistery to talk.

If you love Wicked, You'll think of this creed and post it in you profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with them. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would just laugh and say, "Oh, jeezum, where do I even start?"

Need more proof that humanity is one day going to kill itself out of sheer stupidity? Here are a few label instructions that can be found on various consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (darn, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

A bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (maybe it's the shoplifter special?)

A bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (And... How?)

Some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (Of course, It's ONLY a suggestion that you don't eat it frozen.)

Tesco's Tirasumi dessert (printed on the bottom): Do not turn upside down (little late for THAT, don'chya think?)

A Korean kitchen knife: Keep out of children (this is either a minor translation mistake or I'm scared!)

Marks Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating (You don't say Captain Obvious?!)

Packaging for a Roweneta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (but that would save so much time...)

Boot's Children cough medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication (yes, if only we could get those 5-year-olds with nasty head colds off the forklifts, the rate of construction accidents would go down dramatically)

Child's Superman costume: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly (Awwwwww!)

Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness (And Captain Obvious strikes again!)

Most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (Uh-huh. So where CAN'T I use it?)

A Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Huh???)

Sunsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contanins nuts (No, duh.)

American Airlines peanut packet: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts (You mean I have to EAT them???)

Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chains with your hands or genitals (Wow. Just wow.)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating! :D

The Soundtrack To My Life

Opening credits: Opening up - Sara Bareilles (That makes so much sense!)

Waking Up: Poker Face - Idina Menzel Live (I really don't know)

Your First day of School: Love Song - Sara Bareilles (This should go in the next one, right?)

Falling in love: Me and my Girl - Me and my Girl (It fits!!!)

Fighting song: Seasons of Love - Rent (Huh?)

Breaking up: Hello - Adele (It sorta makes sense... sorta)

Flashback song: Home - Beauty and the Beast (I have a feeling this is a very sad flashback)

Getting back together: Phantom of the Opera - Phantom of the Opera (Creepy!!!)

Prom Night: Better When I'm Dancin' - Meghan Trainor (The sense is made!)

Wedding: Believe - Finding Neverland (I am going to say I have a good wedding?)

Your Bad Day Song: Despre Tine - O-Zone (Um... Sort of get it???)

Your Pick-Me-Up Song: My Shot - Hamilton (Yeah, I get this one!)

Your Theme Song: Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen (That is slightly depressing...)

Song That Describes You: I Know Him So Well - Chess (That is VERY depressing...)

End Credits: Alexander Hamilton - Hamilton (Wait, are you saying that I die from my best friend shooting me?????)

Verdict: Um... I guess i play poker after waking up, then someone falls in love with me, but I refuse to write them a love song. Then I fall in love with someone who calls me "his girl" and when I fight with people, I give them the meaning of life. When I break up with someone, I want them to come back by belting on the phone, but they don't listen. Someone keeps me prisoner somewhere, though my heart is elsewhere, so i guess the elsewhere is in the flashback. The person who I get back together with haunts me and forces me to sing for him. (Creepy!!!) On prom night, people think I am a better person when I dance. At my wedding, The person I get married to tells me to believe in stuff. On bad days I am thinking about someone who I love, but doesn't pay attention to me and never answers my SMS. To cheer myself up, I say that I will go to war and not throw away my shot. Throughout my life I am chasing after people and asking them to call me (Which makes perfect sense when you think about the other songs) and people can describe me as a person that gets to know someone well, but then can't be together with that person. The end credits tell the story of my life where my best friend shoots me. (This story literally scared me!)

This is the stupid test. 100 stupid things people do. Bold your ones. 41/100 for me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (almost)

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole (mostly while reading)

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. I think everyone has done this one.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (almost)

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared your friends (All the time)

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (it was a game at school!)

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before.

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Ok, that profile was long. Sorry about that!