So I was getting fed up of having not uploaded a Wicked Fic all this year (I know what is up with me?) so I was looking through my old scraps of stuff and found this. It's a Normal Guy VS Edward thing with edits to add my opinion of what Fiyero. Obviously only the Fiyero bits are mine the rest is stolen from someone's profile – who I now can't remember – so yeah, whichever delusional Edward fangirl (team Fiyero forever!) wrote the rest of this can take credit for this.

A normal guy would say "I love you Baby!"
Edward Cullen would: say "You are my life now."
Fiyero would: look adorably confused about what he was doing and confess he didn't believe love was real until he met you.

A normal guy would say "I think I am falling for you."
Edward Cullen would say "The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb"
Fiyero would say "I'd better get to safety," and run away like a coward.

A normal guy would say "You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!"
Edward Cullen would say "Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it."
Fiyero would be too busy tending his own hair to notice.

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
Fiyero would sing an awesome love duet with you.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn't worth living.
If you die, Fiyero wouldn't be stupid enough to kill himself, because he'd know you'd never forgive him, he'd just sulk, be depressed and sleep around.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: "Bye, see ya!"
As you leave the house, Edward Cullen would say: "Come back to me, love."
As you leave the house, Fiyero would throw a fit because it doesn't tend to be the wisest thing to do when you're in hiding.

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn't even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
As you come back to the house Fiyero would be immensely relieved because you've been out of the house helping some Animal for the last week and you said you'd be 5 minutes.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
Fiyero would sleep through breakfast.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn't keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn't even notice the waitress was a female.
Fiyero would flirt with her shamelessly just to see you glare at him.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
Fiyero, while driving, would nearly run you over and when you complain make an offensive comment about your skin colour.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: "I miss you."
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: "It's like you've taken half myself with you."
While far apart in different places, Fiyero would risk his life joining the opposing side just so he could find you and make sure you're safe.

A normal guy wouldn't care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away."Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."
Fiyero would probably be having the same nightmares about you.

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.
Fiyero's already given up everything he has to be with you.

…This is why Twilight and I don't get along.

PS: To everyone who deserves review replies and PMs from me: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my life has been hectic. I will try, I promise.