Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))

There was no troll in the girls bathroom in 1991. Hermione found no friends that night. Therefore the brightest witch of her age is on a perilous path. Because with magic it is so very true that knowledge is power. But is it also true that power corrupts? Will the only daughter of two dentists become the third Dark Lord that rises in Dumbledore's lifetime?

Hazel Potter has always been strange. People say she knows too much and says too little. When Aunt Petunia utters that forbidden word, 'magic', it sends Hazel on a hunt for the truth. If only the Wizarding World could have guided the direction of her search… femHarry with a focus on witchcraft

Everyone knows that wizarding children often take on an aspect of magic during their childhood. Innate specialties. Children of quidditch players might be able to fly without a broom for a time, those raised by fisherman might be able to manipulate water with great ease. Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts able to heal from any injury. At least he's got Tom keeping him company.

Alucard discovers the joys of bubblegum...what could go wrong?

What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]

The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.

When Voldemort died at the Battle of Hogwarts, nothing had prepared him to reawaken as Tom Riddle circa 1943, rid of his madness but left with a gnawing sense of defeat. Things may have gone wrong the first time around, but Tom vowed not to let the course of history run unchanged. He could do better, and this time... no one would stop him.

Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.

Albus still didn't fully understand what magic young Lily had wrought that night. At the time, he'd only been grateful her noble sacrifice had earned them peace, however temporary. He should have looked into it deeper. He should have done something. Unknowingly, long dead, that arrogant girl might just have ruined everything. (independent!GWL, black/white magic)

As Ron Weasley finds out, the Sorting hat is a vengeful little bastard but this changes everything. Slytherin Ron. Warnings and genre may change.

My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.

The story of Alucard and Anderson as they battle through the vampire invasion... Warning: 18 and above only (I will NOT deal with any "damage" caused). More detailed warning at the top of chapter 1.

Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth and arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this. ON HIATUS

"Daphne, do me a favor and go befriend that poor girl," Circe nodded to where the scared, bushy-haired girl sat with her eyes fixed on her plate. "We'll teach her the beauty of the ambitious." A take on the 'Hermione in Slytherin' and 'Hermione rules the world' tropes.

WIP -Better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path. Better still to be the consort of Hades than a part of his collection of souls. Ten years after Voldemort has won the war, Hermione reaches a breaking point and shreds the flow of time to change her future. If she can't change the world, she will change her place in it. Extremely dark Tomione/Volmione. Warnings inside.

One-shot. The grown daughter of Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange struggles to cope with a dark legacy. Revised 8/31/19.

Just a bunch of ficlets, in which Enrico Maxwell suffers physical abuse at the hands of our favorite vampire stompin, cigar chompin Hellsing Leader, Integra Hellsing.

Harry ends up back in time on the steps of Wool's Orphanage. Raised in institutional squalor with Tom Riddle, he has a very different attitude toward magic, Hogwarts, and friendships. dark!harry, brotp!tomarry. On Hiatus. Thinking of abandoning. Just isn't fun to write.

Part 3 of The Arithmancer Series. Hermione won the war, but her career as the world's greatest arithmancer is just beginning. Now, she has places to go, spells to invent, and a family to start. Oh, and a whole lot of dementors to kill.

Hermione Malfoy is the cherished and sheltered only daughter of Lord Abraxas Malfoy, and lives a peaceful life at the center of her brother Lucius's world. But when, at age six, strange dreams and visions of another life begin to plague the young lady Malfoy, it becomes clear that she is not what she seems-and neither is the world in which she lives.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Oneshot: When he was ten years old, he'd caused a glass window to disappear at a zoo, allowing a snake to escape. Now, seventeen years later, he was getting a bit of deja vu in regards to that incident.

The pride of a Slytherin is in his resource and cunning, and in the serpent's discerning gaze. Slytherin!Harry, assorted ships. Heavy violence. No Lord Potter, no creature inheritance, no bashing - AU plots (no Riddle diary, no Department of Mysteries, no manipulative!Dumbledore, no Horcruxes). Character-focused and plot-heavy. Cross-posted to Ao3. POV between HP and SS.

Terrible things happen when wizards meddle with time, Miss Granger. Particularly to those caught in their way.

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

Ginny's resentment at her family's poverty explodes while shopping for school supplies. Under the cover of her mother's embarrassment, Lucius Malfoy slips a diary into her cauldron and suggests she'd be welcome in his home. Throw in a sorting into Slytherin and let the dark games begin. Slytherin!Ginny, Dark!Ginny, AU. COMPLETE.

Elizabeth Riddle knows too much about things that prove to be both out of time and mostly useless as her twin brother searches for the castle where eternity dwells and the revolution which must open its doors. AU SI insert.

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

Part of being free is making your own stupid decisions. [Night on Fic Mountain 2018 gift for Tarlan.]

Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Based on the theater version of the 1982 film. Deckard leaves Rachael to confront Pris and Roy, leaving Rachael to confront...herself. I don't own these characters, or a flying car.

"I know you won't ally yourself with the Order any sooner than I would join the Resistance. But that doesn't mean we can't work together, on our own terms." Rey and Kylo Ren secretly meet to practice using the Force, causing irreversible changes to not only themselves, but the entire galaxy. COMPLETE

Wallace wanted to change the world, and the human race. But he wasn't the first one with that dream, or that kind of ambition. He wasn't the first one to make Replicant's either. That was Eldon Tyrell, and he made Rachael for a very unique purpose. This fic explores the themes and plot of the 2049, but is set shortly before the Original Blade Runner.

The Force seeks balance. A scavenger from Jakku has become entangled with a deadly member of the First Order. Both wield the Force and both are torn between the Light and the Dark. She will be his redemption, but he will be her ruin. Picks up after the events of TFA.

Book 1 out of 7 in my rewrite of the series. During his trip to Diagon Alley, Harry meets a young blonde boy starting Hogwarts as well. Harry quickly befriends him and figures he might as well be in same house as him. Slytherin!Harry, NON-Slash, "Ron-Bashing"?,

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.

Rachel didn't know what she was. Roy knew, and wanted to change it at the most basic level. Deckard knew exactly what he was, and hated it. All three of them knew what it was to be a slave. All three of them had one chance to change their fate. Two missing scenes from the movie. Rated hard T; because that's how it is in a noir.

Hermione remembers everything one day as a nurse stands in front of her, tray with bland food and medication held in her hands. The memory makes her angry. So angry. Fortunately, she has a friend in the hospital with her and he's happy to help her. ONE SHOT

Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...

"God, I hated you." Tony tossed out the statement like it was nothing. If Pepper had been there, she would have heard the truth behind the words, the decades-old resentment. She wasn't there, of course. And Steve didn't — couldn't — hear the truth about this or about anything, apparently. So nobody heard. Story of Tony's life.

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.

AU. Snape's first Defence lesson goes horribly wrong for Hermione when she is caught in a freak spell explosion and finds herself in a strangely altered version of the world she knows. While desperate to go back, she can't resist getting involved when she realises her memories may be the key to thwarting Voldemort's plans. But can staying lead to anything but heartbreak for her?

ONE-SHOT: The first time they decide to run away is a crisp, cool day in the middle of October, with claret and amber leaves falling down, that, when walked upon, sound like the crackle of a broken radio on a folksy static-filled channel. HG/TR.

Rey is not dating Kylo Ren. Dating a recently "reformed," patricidal, emotionally unstable former Sith man-baby she barely knows would be a terrible idea. And the regular scorching-hot panty-melting humpathons do not count as dating, no matter what Poe and Finn might say, and no matter how much she looks forward to seeing Ren's stupid face every day for training.

His name is Matthew Williams and it'd been a year since Alfred last touched his snow-brushed skin. His name is Matthew Williams and he only ever likes to go out during the wintertime, when the world was cold and iced with white and people were wrapped up tightly like the gifts under decorated pines. [AmeCan/CanAme. NSFW.]

Annie slips among them, unseen save for the children that stare and smile shyly from behind their parents' legs, and the punks who nod in recognition at seeing one of their own. They don't realize how closely they brush with death, an acoustic guitar from her days as one of them slung across her back; no need for theater halls and concert stages.

"How long do you think it'll take you to burn out without the Morrigan here to hold your hand?" The memory lingers on every inch of his body, won't ever leave his head, and Baphomet knows he's headed towards the point of no return. So be it. Post-Issue 10.

Arthur Kirkland, a popular tattoo artist, is met with irony when an over-romanticized Frenchman opens a florist shop right next to his tattoo parlour. At first, the two struggle to find common grounds, but eventually they come to realisation of the company in one another. [FrUK, Human!AU, Porn] DISCONTINUED.

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.

Baphomet wants to give them something extra. Something to have the crowd sick with revulsion and desire in equal measure. Something to terrify them with perverse lusts, wake up that sick little lizard brain in all of them, and make it crave the kicks they can't get anywhere else. Baphomet/Morrigan; performance art, bloodplay

She doesn't scream when they kidnap her. Her dress is ripped and her hair is a mess, but she balls her hands into fists and straightens and she looks at him – honey coloured eyes with specks of green and silver – and she spits blood at his feet and then - And then she starts swearing. Tomione/AU/Persephone/ONE-SHOT

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

When Luna Lovegood and Theodore Nott use the same tree to read under during her fifth year they become friends but can romance survive when you're on different sides of a looming war? ONE SHOT.

After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.

The Joker, sick and heartbroken, plans to recreate himself. Another scheme is in motion; one that'll shake his darling to the core and break the Bat like no other clown can. Post Death of the Family.

Happily ever after depends on how hard you look. The war with Voldemort still rages—inside Harry's head. Dark, but simplistic.

Guardians of the Galaxy is a D&D campaign played by the Avengers team. And Bruce is the most frustrated DM in existence. (Warning for swearing, because there is a lot).

Roderich is astounded when a baby piano 'chooses' him. This is a weird fic.

Would you go back to those who left you to die? Probably not. Allen always thought his friends would stand by him, but they didn't. So he turned his back to them just like they had to him. And they will regret it. M/M. Tyki/Allen. Hints of Allen/Kanda, Lavi/Kanda.

"Neither can live while the other survives": Harry Potter trades his ability to die for Voldemort's life. A somber look at immortal!Harry.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

the thoughts of a man who watches worlds die [The Collector: a story of futility]

On October 31, 1991, Hermione Granger ends up in the Room of Requirement instead of the girl's bathroom. She meets eleven-year old Tom Riddle, and thereby begins an exciting companionship with a boy from the past.

Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.

Sometimes, she pretends that the world is a dollhouse. A character study of Pris. Movie based.

The mind of a prodigy is a scary thing. Hermione Granger's however is downright terrifying. AU. Slytherin!Hermione, Slytherin!Harry

Instead of making new friends on the Hogwarts Express in 1995, Luna loses the only one she has. In the lonely year that follows, she discovers just how well the name 'Loony Lovegood' fits her. Insane!Luna. Very dark.

How Mathew Williams lost his voice and became invisible. This is an extremely dark Holocaust fic. This is apart of the Realms universe.

During a night of drinking to celebrate the end of exams, Remus and Sirius discover that what they feel isn't just platonic friendship. An unconventional start to an interesting relationship, in which Remus drowns Sirius and Sirius hates lavender.

Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

So this is the sequel to Celibacy is a Choice...I hope you enjoy.

Because even when there's a war, even when the sky is falling and you're so much older than you are, you still find the time.

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

The lemony flavoured version of the chapter 10 of The Misadventures of the Hellsing Organization. Rated for lemon.

CRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/Allen

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.

An innocent pawn, two self righteous sinners and a clever devil who wants them to face their vices. The deadly passions that lead to eternal damnation sometimes aren't as pleasant as they appear to be. AxI & AAxI.

The tale of a replicant who wants to know love, and the blade runner who hunts him.