Author has written 37 stories for Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Sin City, Sweeney Todd, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Earth: Final Conflict, Days of Our Lives, No Country for Old Men, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Cottage, In Dreams, 1999, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Glee, Shaggy Dog, Wilfred, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Maniac, 2012, Death Note, and Mozu. Favorite TV shows: X-Files Invader Zim South Park DEXTER Sherlock (BBC) Doctor Who (Nu Who) Favorite Characters: Doctor Who - 11th Doctor The Dark Knight - Joker Avengers - Loki Johnny the Maniac - Johnny Descendants 2 - Harry Hook Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice Dexter - Dexter Morgan Glee - Sue Sylvester In The Loop - Malcolm Tucker Deadpool - Wade Wilson Sherlock (bbc) - Sherlock Malcolm Tucker quotes: ”Terri, when I want your advice, I’ll give you the special signal. Which is me being sectioned under the Mental Health Act.” "Today, you have laid your first big fat egg of solid fuck. You took the data loss media strategy and you ate it with a lump of E. coli. Then you sprayed it out of your arse at 300 miles per hour." "Well, I’ll just have to kill the both of you, then! That's a joke, by the way. Not a nice one, a nasty one, which masks a lot of very negative feelings about this fucking department." "If you do think about running with this pill story, I'll personally fucking eviscerate you, right? I mean, I don't have your education, I don't know what that means. But I'll start by ripping your cock off and I'll busk it from there. OK?" “I’ve never seen anybody look so f*ing ugly with just one head.” Dexter quotes: "Maybe I'll never be the kind of human Harry wanted me to be but I couldn't kill Tony Tucci, that's not me either. My new friend thought I wouldn't be able to resist the kill he left for me, but I did. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. My own set of rules. I'm Dexter...Boo." Doctor who quotes: {the Eleventh Doctor} Madame Kovarian: "The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules." The Doctor: "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.” Solomon: Whatever you want I can get it for you. Whatever object you desire. The Doctor: Enjoy your bounty. “There was a goblin, or a trickster or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. Nothing could stop it or hold it or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world...” -Steven Moffat on the Eleventh Doctor Invader Zim Quotes: "Why do you have to have a head?" -Gaz (Zim's imagination) Reporter: Congratulations on finding the grotesque space monster. Tell us, how did you know he was an alien?" Scientist: Well, we noticed he had no friends." Sherlock quotes: "You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing." "I may be on the side of the angels but do not think for one second that I am one of them." "Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street." Our Time Lord Who Art In Tardis The Doctor Be Thy Name The Silence Come and Demons Run On Earth as it is was in Gallifrey Save us this Day From the Weeping Angels And Prevent Cybermen from Upgrading All of Us As We Prevent Sontarans from Conquering the Planet Lead us Not Into The Vashta Nerada But Deliver Us From Daleks For Thine is the Tardis The Bow Ties And the Fezzes Forever and Ever |