Hello! I'm Esperanza Hyde the Vamp Queen! My main focus on writing will probably be Transformers, so expect a lot of Transformers stuff from me.

I'm currently a working adult now instead of the lazy teenager fantasizing about situations I'll never be in, so working takes up most of my time as well as spending time with my friends and family. But I will make time to finish my stories not only for my readers, but for myself so I'm not a quitter.

I love anything out here that peaks my interest!

Here's something new: I'm rewriting some chapters of Transformers Prime: Outcasts and Autobots. It'll be happening every now and then whenever I get the time for it and I'll have EDITED CHAPTER! in capitalized bold letters at the beginning and end of the chapters. Make sure to check it out whenever you can!

ALSO I'VE DELETED PENGUINS, LEMURS AND DOLPHINS, OH MY! That story was nothing but a tiny plot bunny that was born premature and didn't make it. I know I said I was gonna delete it after the authors note, but I forgot about it and left it there. Along with the deleted stuff, I'm gonna delete the first 2 stories I made when I first became an author. They were experimental ideas from my cousin and I needed some experimental material to try writing, so they are pretty much trash to begin with.

Pick your birth month and birth day out to find out what happens!
Month
January: Bonded to
February: Arrested by
March: Traded lives with
April: Dating
May: Killed by
June: Child of
July: In love with
August: Captured by
September: Sharing a prison cell with
October: Handcuffed to
November: Became the pet of
December: Saved by
Day
1: Megatron
2: Bumblebee
3: Knockout
4: The Fallen
5: Barricade
6: Soundwave
7: Ratchet
8: Dreadwing
9: Ironhide
10: Optimus Prime
11: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe
12: The Aerialbots
13: Breakdown
14: Wheeljack
15: Jazz
16: Cliffjumper
17: Shockwave
18: Starscream
19: Blaster
20: The Stunticons
21: Scalpel
22: Gears
23: Mirage

24: Thundercracker
25: Blurr
26: Sentinel Prime
27: Sideways
28: Skywarp
29: Skidz and Mudflap
30: Prowl
31: Bulkhead

I have been captured by Breakdown! I find it cute!

Favorite quotes

"I get to be your bodyguard for once. How cool is that?!" -Miko
"Raf found the first one here, right?" -Bulkhead
(lights turn off a second and Bulkhead screams)
"Did you just scream like a little girl?" -Miko
"No! ... Maybe. ... Can we talk about this later?" -Bulkhead
-Transformers Prime Scrapheap

"Bulkhead, I needed that!" -Ratchet from Transformers Prime

"When I said "Duck", I wasn't talking about the quacking kind." -Br'er Rabbit

Eddie: I'm through with takin' falls!
I'm bouncin' off the walls!
Without that gun,
I'd have some fun.
I'd kick you in the--!
(gets hit in head with vase)
Eddie: OW!
Roger: Nose!
Smart Ass: "Nose"?! That don't rhyme with "walls"!
Eddie: (back on his feet) No. But this does!
(kicks Smart Ass in the groin, sending him flying and screaming into the Dip Mixer, which dissolves him)
-Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk! [Kronk pulls lever, opening trap door under Yzma; she falls] WRONG LEVER!!![splash]
Kronk: Uh –
Yzma: [comes out wet with a crocodile biting her dress] Why do we even have that lever?
-The Emperor's New Groove

"There's so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero...never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end... they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch?" - Church Red vs. Blue

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Ratchet!

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Squeal, hug him, and ask him to sign every doctors note to excuse me from work/school.

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Probably scoff and say that humans multiply and he's gonna hit Prime with his wrench for bringing another human into the war.

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

Probably nothing. But, on the in case, classical.

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

Yes, several, but the main one I use for Outcasts and Autobots is Wenzday Marie Estrada (Wendy) and for Mysteries in New York City is Sophie Renae McFadden and Emmarie Rachelle St. John for my one shot idea Freefall and for Rising from the Darkness is Stella Fae Lewis.

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

She would think he seemed cool until he gets mad whenever he first sees her.

7- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Ratchet!

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Cracking up at someone's joke. Seriously tho, he only laughed once during the whole show! (Haha, that rhymed! And if Ratchet laughs at that, the world is ending)

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Knock Out (The one Decepticon who would probably persuade me to joining their ranks)

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

High fiving Optimus Prime, fist bumping Bulkhead and eating a fish.

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Probably end up fighting until Knock Out gets his finish ruined and runs home to Breakdown in tears.

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Sentinel Prime from DOTM. He killed Ironhide and betrayed the Autobots. I will never forgive him.

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Airachnid from TFP. That's a chick that can give my nightmares nightmares. What does Breakdown see in her!?

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

He probably wouldn't want me around anyway, but maybe about 3. I'm at a high chance for twins in my future, either if I were an Autobot or a human.

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER PAIRING?

Optimus Prime/Arcee Starscream/Arcee Knock Out/Arcee Ratchet/OC (The list goes on. Sue me.)

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

cough* Ratchet! *cough*

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A motorcycle. Idk much about them, but one that can go pretty fast and is beautiful. Or a 2000 Ford Focus like my mom has.

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Arcee from TFP. She can kick ass and isn't afraid of anything! She's my role model Autobot!!! Plus, she's a girl...girls always rule!

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Autobots, I'm not stupid enough to go on the Decepticons side. Unless there's candy and tiny kittens involved...

True Friendship
#1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast#rd who made you sad.
#2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
#3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
#4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
#5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
#6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
#7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
#8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.

#9. When you are mad -- I will be skipping alongside of you with a baseball bat singing, "Someone's gonna get it! Someone's gonna get it!"

#10. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend"

female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Going my way, babe? Woman: I'm going the other way, genius.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

if you love Ratchet the Autobot, repost this and add your name to the list, Sirius Pax, Esperanza Hyde the Vamp Queen.

Pictures

Transformers Prime: Outcasts and Autobots- Optimus (left) and Wendy (right). This picture was inspired from Optimus adopting Wendy.

Mysteries in New York City- Raphael (left) and Sophie (right). This picture was inspired of how Sophie will soon care for the bad boy of the turtles and how Raph will soon care for a girl who stole his heart.

Transformers Animated: Rising from the Darkness- Prowl (top left), Diego (bottom left) and Stella (right). This picture was inspired by Stella getting adopted by Prowl and Diego is her best friend.

Freefall- Ultra Magnus (top) and Emmarie (bottom) This picture was inspired by Emmarie slowly falling for Ultra Magnus and Ultra Magnus being obvious at first before slowly warming up to the human that he can't live without.

Stories:

Transformers Prime: Outcasts and Autobots:- Wenzday Marie Estrada (Wendy) suffered a terrible life at the hands of her father. She's been in depression & her friends try to keep her anchored in the real world on the stage. Nightmares continue to haunt her as Wendy & 5 friends end up in another dimension. With her father after her & Megatron too, what will Wendy do? Can a certain medic help her out of her dark oblivion? STILL WORKING!

Mysteries in New York City:- My name is Sophie Renae McFadden. I live in Plano, Texas with my parents and older sister. We took a trip to New York once when I was 10 and I made a friend there. After 5 years and a terrible accident that left me homeless, I find myself back in New York with Ethan, the guy I met. Then I meet green, walking humanoid turtles one night while searching for Ethan when he disappeared. RaphXOC. STILL WORKING!

Transformers Animated: Rising from the Darkness:- Darkness. Everyone comes across it at least once in their lives. My life didn't have any darkness in it for a long time. I lived with my mom, had no father, had a job, had the best of friends and a dream in life. But it all changed when Mom died and I was taken in by the Autobots. I'm Stella Fae Lewis and darkness has become a big part of my life...No parings yet. Rated T. TFA fic STILL WORKING!

Freefall:- The term 'falling' can be used in many sentences. It can be used to mean 'I'm falling for him' to 'I can see the rain falling'. When someone falls, they catch themselves or get their balance back. But what happens when you fall from a bigger height & there's no chance at living? Look back at the memories of your loved ones & think of the last thing you'd tell the love of your life. COMPLETE!

Other Quotes

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

The worst enemy isn't one you don't see, it's the one you don't look for.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy also running from the bear.

I did what they said and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Don’t knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out how the pit you did it.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I fuck up a lot everyday, but I'm only human.

I miss us but I miss you most of all...

17 Things To Do In Walmart

1. Get twenty-four boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking
2. Set all of the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at five minute intervals
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restroom
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway
6. Move a 'Caution - Wet Floor' sign to a carpeted area
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department
8. When a clerk asks you if they can help, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone!?"
9. Look right at a security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song
12. In the auto-department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different size funnels
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
14. When and announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! No! It's the voices again!"
15. Go into the fitting room and shut the door and wait awhile, then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Get together with friends to have a dodgeball fight throughout the store and run like hell when workers come your way

I have done the ones in bold and I plan on trying them all! Copy and paste on your profile if you done any of these things!