'Or you'll what? Shoot?' Starscream chuckled.

Bumblebee narrows his optics angrily.

'How sad, to be incapable of achieving vehicle mode'.

Starscream throws Bee's T-cog into the air and misses the catch; it lands with a CLANK.

'Ah Scrap! Megatron was right, I do need catching lessons'. Bee and Scream start laughing.

'How sad, to be incapable of CATCHING A GIANT BALL' the director shouts from off stage.


'Lord Megatron, I live, to serve' Dreadwing kneels only to fall over. 'Haha! I'm sorry' he starts to laugh hysterically.

'Everything ok down there?' Megatron holds out a servo.

'Cut!' the director face palms.


Prime taps his digits on his knee joints; the space in the Jack Hammer is limited. 'You and Bulkhead share quite a history and yet you, prefer to work alone' he looks to Wheeljack.

'The wreckers scattered along time ago and alone is usually a lot less complicated' Wheeljack keeps his optics on the wheel.

'You never spend any time with me anymore Jackie!' Bulkhead calls off stage in a huff.

'Bulkhead! Stand in the corner' Miko demands.

'Ok' Bulkhead sighs and walks to the corner; the director staring in disbelief.


'You're Starscream' Optimus states feeling nervous.

'Yes?' Starscream tilts his helm.

'Lord Megatron told me you had been... terminated' Optimus blinked with confusion.

'Lord Megatron says many things, only some of which are true...' Starscream eyes the mech before Megatron shouts out, 'Like when I tell Starscream he's good in the berth'. Starscream gasps and turns; Megatron chuckles at everyone's reaction. Megatron let out a sigh as he wipes lubricants from his optics he'd been laughing so hard- 'What? It had to be said...'


Starscream watches as the drips of red energon drop slowly. 'Grrr... Hurry up alrea-ouchh!' he grips his helm.

'Starscream? Everything ok?' Megatron asks.

Starscream begins to cry. 'No, I hit my helm' he whimpers.

'Medic!' Knockout shouts as he runs to the seeker's side.


Arcee eagerly reaches for the relic when a sharp pain causes her to fall. Knockout is stood behind her with a grin on his face before he goes to spin his prod. He drops the prod and begins to laugh hysterically. 'Shock and drop!' Everyone begins to laugh as he picks up his prod.


'Unless anyone has a problem with that!' Arachnid asks with suspicion as she looks throughout the Vehicons. They look at each other and everyone can hear a little bit of mumbling. 'Set course for-' Arachnid gasps as Soundwave blocks the path.

'You have something to say- Soundwave?' Arachnid growls.

Soundwave merely stands still but a strange noise can be heard. 'I knew you were trouble when you walked innnnnnnn! Shame on me now-' a song began to shout from Soundwave. Arachnid turns to the director, 'is that in the script?' The director slaps his forehead frustratedly.


Wheeljack swings his arms around frantically. Soundwave practically dances out of the way. Their moves are swift but elegant until- CRACK! Wheeljack cracks Soundwave's visor. Soundwave freezes. 'What the-' Wheeljack was interrupted by something tapping his shoulder. He turns to be greeted by a tentacle; then thrown to the ground.

'Soundwave! What are you doing?' the director shouts angrily.

Soundwave lets go of Wheeljack and turns. 'He... Broke... My... Visor' Soundwave explains in different voices.

'That's meant to happen you slagger! Seriously! Did you not read the script?' Starscream shouted. Soundwave looks to the floor then back to Wheeljack, 'Whoops'.