#1
Optimus: One shall stand, one shall-
Ratchet: Whoa! Whoa! *falls over* oof!
Everybody: RATCHET!
Ratchet: Oops! My bad!
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#2
Mikaela: You know what I don't understand? If he's supposed to be this super advanced robot, why does he transform into this piece of *BLEEP* camero?
Bumblebee: *stops abruptly and dumps both of them out* That's it! I refuse to drive two people around who insult my ride! *drives off*
Mikaela: No wait! Bee, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! It was in my script! I had to say it! OH COME ON!
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#3
Megatron: I smell you boy!
Sam: Yeesh. I knew I smelled bad but is it really THAT noticeable?
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#4
Optimus prime: *scans Semie truck*
Agent Fowler: Ah not again!
Director: Hey! You're not even in this series!
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#5
Girl holding Pinkie pie: Are you the tooth fairy? 'Cause if you are, you owe me some serious money!
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#6
Ron: Ah! It's a tornado!
Judy: You're supposed to say earthquake. EARTHQUAKE
Ron: Oh yeah. Ah! It's an earthquake!
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#7
Jazz: You wanna piece of me?! You wanna piece of-
Megatron: No! I want-
Jazz: *runs away* No! I'm too cool to die!
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#8
Optimus narrator: Before prime began, there was the cube-
Jazz: Uh Optimus? I think you're supposed to say TIME and not PRIME
Optimus: Oops! My bad!
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#9
Mikaela and Sam: *on top of Bumblebee*
Bumblebee: *backs up causing the two to fall into the dust*
Sam: Hey! Bumblebee!
Bumblebee: I'm so tired of always taking a back seat to you two! Which is ironic since I'm the one who has ALL the seats!
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#10
Ironhide: *draws guns* The parents are very irritating. Can I take them out?
Optimus: Ironhide, we do not harm humans! What is with you?
Ironhide: Well I'm just saying we could. It's an option
Ron: I heard that!
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#11
Ironhide: *draws weapons* Feelin' lucky, punk?
Sam: Yeah, I feel lucky! So whatcha gonna do?
Ironhide: *suprised* Uh...
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#12
Ironhide: Bad Mojo. Ug my foot's gonna rust...
Mojo: *cute apollogetic puppy dog eyes*
Ironhide: So...darn...cute...GAH!
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#13
Megatron: Give me the cube and I will let you live to my pet
Sam: I'm never giving you this Allspark!
Megatron: Oh, so unwise... *smacks at the statue*
Statue: *doesn't break*
Megatron: What in the world...? *smacks it again*
Sam: *begins laughing*
Statue: *still doesn't break*
*Megatron smacks statue repeatedly while Sam is in stitches*
Sam: *laughing really hard* *begins to lose balance* Whoa! Whoa! *falls of statue*
Megatron: Will that work?
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#14
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217?!
Sam: No, I think you have me confused with some OTHER username ladiesman217. Try that guy over there
Barricade: Oh. Okay! *begins to walk off then hears giggling* *stops* wait...*facepalms* uggggggg...
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#15
Ironhide: Why are we fighting to save the humans? They are such a violent and primative race!
Optimus: Were we so different? They are a-
Jazz: Whoa! *falls off building* Uh, sorry. Slipped. Continue
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#16
Ratchet: *falls into wires*
All electronic items within a hundred miles: *shorts out*
Everybody: RATCHET!
Ratchet: Uh...wow that was tingly you gotta try it!
Camera person: I'LL TRY IT! I'LL TRY KILLING YOU FOR WRECKING MY CAMERA! *lunges at Ratchet*
Ratchet: HELP! MURDER! THE CAMERA MAN-
Camera person: CAMERA PERSON! CAMERA PERSON!
Ratchet: -uh camera person IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
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#17
Ratchet: *sniffs the air* The boy's high pheremone levels suggest he wants to- wait what was my line again?
Ironhide: Mate! Mate! M-a-t-e!
Ratchet: What are you, British?
Ironhide: *facepalm* ugggggggg
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#18
Bumblebee: *begins tapping and touching the cube*
Cube: *drops and lands on Bumblebee's foot*
Bumblebee: *hops up and down holding bad foot* OH OW MAH FOOT! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! OW!
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#19
Sam: You and your friends would really like it-
Miles: *falls out of tree* Whoa! *lands on Sam* Oof!
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#20
Sam: Okay here, you can have the keys! *throws keys in the dirt*
Bumblebee: How do you expect me to pick them up if their on the ground?
Dog: *picks up keys and runs off*
Sam: *jumps off thing he was standing on and runs after dog* HEY! COME BACK WITH MY KEYS!
Bumblebee: I thought you said they were mine
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#21
Megatron: *roaring at Sam*
Sam: *holds cube up to Megatron's chest*
Cube: *does nothing*
Sam: Uh...isn't it supposed to do something?
Megatron: Defective?
Bumblebee: *uses radio to imitate Breakdown* Dead battery
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#22
Sheriff: Found it in your pocket, "Mojo". Is that what the kids are doing now?
Sam: No, those are my dogs pain pills
Mojo: *leaps from set with wild look in eyes* RUFF-OOOOOO! *snatches up pain pills and runs off with them*
Sam: NOW are you convinced?
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#23
Megatron: You still fight for the weak, that is why you lose
Optimus: Coming from the guy who has STARSCREAM on his team. He's a nacho for pete's sake!
Megatron: I'm not fighting for the weak!
Optimus: Yeah, you're fighting for the fallen! Who can't even l-stand up by himself!
Megatron: Hey! That is in the next movie! A whole other matter!
Optimus: Then what do you fight for?
Megatron: Uh...
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#24
Bumblebee: Permission to speak sir?
Optimus: Permission granted, old friend
Sam: You speak now?
Bumblebee: *using radio from Pinkie pie* ~You gotta share! You gotta care!~
Sam: Really Bumblebee, really?
Bumblebee: What?
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#25
Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment!
Bumblebee: *off screen* *using radio from Perceptor* Run, Blaster! Save yourself!
Jazz: What? *relization dawns on him* Oh. Ha ha Bumblebee, very funny -_-
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#26
Sam: *running away from Frenzy*
Mikaela: *stomps on Frenzy*
Frenzy: *translated from Cybertronian* OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! DANG THAT HURTS! OW! OW! OUCH! OW!
Mikaela: Take that you little cell phone imposter!
Frenzy: *knocked out*
Director: MIKAELA!
Mikaela: Oh so I WASN'T supposed to take him out like that?
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#27
Dispensor: *comes alive and begins to walk off*
Random guy: Hey! I didn't get my soda!
Dispensor: YOU WANT A SODA?! I'LL GIVE YOU A SODA!
*shoots soda at random guy but misses by a mile*
Random guy: You're a lousy shot
Dispensor: I've barely been alive two minutes. What do you expect?
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#28
Guys: *around table*
Guy whose name I forgot: STRAP HIM DOWN! STRAP HIM DOWN!
Another random guy: Uh sir? He hasn't moved yet
Yet another random guy: Hey, you're supposed to be struggling, Scorpinok!
Scorpinok: Yeesh! Can't a guy get a little recharge around here? Oi!
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#29
Guy whose name I also forgot : *waiting*
Scorpinok: *picks up guy whose name I also forgot with tail and attempts to fling him off*
Guy whose name I also forgot: *remains on tail*
Scorpinok: Huh? *flicks tail harder*
Guy whose name I also forgot: *still remains on tail*
Scorpinok: *flicks tail harder and harder*
Guy whose name I also fogot: Uh guys? I think I'm gonna be *vomits*
Everybody: EW! YUCK! DISGUSTING!
Disembodied voice: Clean up on Scorpinok seven
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#30
Optimus: Jazz...we have lost-
Camera: *bobs around crazily*
Director: What is happening with our camera person?
Camera person: I...gotta...go...to...the bathroom!
Director: Cut! Why didn't you go before we started rolling?
Camera person: That was over five hours ago! I didn't have to go then!
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#31
Ratchet: *sniffs* The male's high pheremone levels suggest he wants to decapitate the female
Sam and Mikeala: o.O
Optimus: RATCHET! *headslaps* Those are not your lines!
Ratchet: Wha-? But Jazz gave me the lines and...
Jazz: *snickering*
Ratchet: JAZZ!
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#32
Optimus: Taking the children was a bad move
Car: *suddenly transforms*
Everyone else: O.O
Car: *begins to dance*
Everyone else: O.O
Car: Ta-da!
*crickets*
Car: Oh come on! *pouts* I am never getting a line in this movie...
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#33
Starscream: *transforms* *grabs railing* *slips* Whoa! *falls*
FAIL
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#34
Sector 7: *get out helicopters*
Sam: BUMBLEBEE! NO!
Bumblebee: *grabs Jazz* Take him! Not me!
Jazz: Wait, what?
Sector 7: *grabs Jazz instead*
Jazz: NOOOOOO! TRAITOR! *gets taken away*
Bumblebee: *shrug* Oh well. I never really liked him, anyway
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#35
Optimus: *holding glasses* I hope this works...
Random bird: *flies by and leaves "present"*
Optimus: Ah, *BLEEP* my optics! *begins stumbling around* *BLEEP*! I CAN'T SEE A *BLEEP*ING THING IN THIS *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* OF A *BLEEP*ER! *accidently crushes glasses*
Director: *death glare*
Optimus: ...whoops...
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Done with first movie!