Guess who's here? THAT'S RIGHT! ARMADA BLOOPERS!
...oh yeah, I'm back too :D
Sorry if I scared anyone with my spontaneous disappearances. I tend do that from time to time because I relocate myself to avoid Red Alert chec-
Red Alert *suddenly materializes in room* You were saying?
Wheeliefan101: No...nothing...ha ha...don't own Transformers...enjoytheshow! *runs away*
Red Alert: Come back here!
#1
Alexis: Hey, guess what? He understands me! He does, he really does!
The boys and the Mini-cons: *nod and smile awkwardly* ...sure...
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#2
Red Alert: Uh...guys? ...guys?! ANYBODY! This is just like hide and seek all over again
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#3
Megatron: This is all your fault Starscream!
Starscream: *begins to walk away angrily* It always is...
Megatron: *shoots him in the back* WHAT WAS THAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M REPETITIVE?!
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#4
Demolsiher: We came for the Mini-con!
Optimus: Well *I* didn't exactly come for the scenery
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#5
Cyclonus: I tell ya, I got sand in my mouth, sand in my joints, I even got sand in places I'd rather not mentio-
Demolisher: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up dude. This is a kid's show.
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#6
Hot shot: Where are the kids?!
Demolisher: I ate them. And they were quite tasty, too!
Hot shot: Oh, you too? ^/^
Demolisher: What?! But, all your kids are alive!
Hot shot: Not Fred...
Demolisher: Who's Fred?
Hot shot: The fourth kid
Demolisher: But there was no...
Hot shot: *slowly begins sneaking away* Not anymore, at least...
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#7
Megatron: *holding kids* Oh, I was just thinking of keeping them as pets
Optimus: Oh, okay, sure
Megatron: Haha, that's righ-wait, what?
Optimus: Sure. It'll actually be a relief
Megatron: What are you pulling, Prime?!
Optimus: Nothing. Here's the list of their basic needs *pulls out mile long paper* Also, don't forgot to let their parents know where they are at all times. If you don't then...well...let's just say there are things a lot scarier than even you could imagine. BYE!
Megatron: *stares at children* *stares at list* *stares at children* I changed my mind! *hands kids to Hot shot* Take them
Optimus: *to kids* Had everything planned out ;)
Starscream: Way to go, we lost them...
Megatron: I have enough brats to deal with
Starscream: *glares at Demolisher*
Megatron: *shoots Starscream in the back* I was talking about you, idiot
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#8
Cyclonus: You're the most annoying Autobot I ever met!
Hot Shot: You haven't met Wheelie!***
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#9
Cyclonus: Hello kids! Looks like you picked a "dead end" if you know what I mean!
Dead End: *slowly peeks up* :D Is this my cue? Am I finally in this episode?
Cyclonus: Um...no...it was just...no...
Dead End: D: *slowly slinks away*
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#10
Megatron: Ha ha! Look at those pathetic fools! They've been buried alive!
Demolisher: Uh, that's great, sir, but the mini-con is buried too!
Megatron: Oh...well slag. *sits down numbly* I guess this just *sniff* pokes a hole in my plan
Demolisher: Uh, sir?
Megatron: *cries* Everything is ruined!
Demolisher: Are you...are you crying?
Megatron: LEAVE ME ALONE! *cries harder*
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#11
Fred: You see? It's happening again! We're lost. I'm hungry. And I want to go home. Why does this always happen to us?
Billy: Ugh
Fred: Go on...say it
Billy: Uhh...OKAY! I'm hungry too!
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#12
Hot shot: Man, that laugh of yours is annoying. We take trespassing very seriously here. So I suggest you all better leave, right now
Megatron: Try and make us, I dare you
Music: ~Dare to be stupid, come on and dare to be stupid! It's easy to do!~
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#13
Starscream: It's time to finish this once and for all! Activate Proton Cannon! You're all mine, Uni-
Alexis: NOOOOOOO! *flies out of nowhere and hugs him* DON'T GOOOOO! I WILL FIX YOU WITH MY LOVE!
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#14
Starscream: *staring at blanket*
Alexis: Oh, you don't like it?
Starscream: *rubs his face against it* :'D This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. I'm never washing it
Alexis: o.O
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#15
Sideswipe: I think someone needs a hug!
Hot shot: Optimus, I think he's talking to you o_o *slowly inches away*
Optimus: What the-*hug-tackled by Sideswipe* HOT SHOT!
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#16
Jetfire: It's time for you to taste my plasma blaster! See if this makes your teeth whiter and brighter!
Commercial guy: Plasma blaster toothpaste: approved by Jetfire's everywhere!
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#17
Demolisher: I can't believe this! How could I be so gullible?!
Cyclonus: Ooh! Give me five energon cubes and I'll tell you!
Demolisher: You will? Great! *hands over energon cubes*
Cyclonus: ...
Demolisher: :D
Cyclonus :I
Demolisher: :D
Cyclonus: *facepalm*
Demolisher: Ohhhhh...SLAG IT!
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#18
Carlos: Aw,would you stop whining, Fred?
Fred: I can't! Because... ~My mama told me when I was young, we are all superstars, she rolled my hair and put my lipstick on-
Carlos: No...just no...
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#19
Alexis: Come on, with a little BBC this place will be as good as new!
Rad: BBC?
Alexis: What? Oh, darn it!
Carlos: Come on, this is the thirteenth time we've had to reshoot because of you!
Alexis: Be quiet, I'm trying!
Hot shot: Alexis, stop staying up so late watching Doctor Who and memorize your lines!
Alexis: HOT SHOT! *begins chasing him*
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#20
Wheeljack: Prepare yourself Hot shot, winter is coming
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#21
Hot shot: Hey would ya back off? I'm trying to avenge my friend here! It won't be long!
Alexis: What friends?
Hot shot: *groans* This is gonna go on for a while, isn't it?
Carlos and Rad: You have no idea
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#22
Alexis: Oh, you don't like it?
Starscream: Uh...no no! I wouldn't say that, it's just...*continues rambling*
Alexis: *in her mind* Notice me senpai. *close up* NOTICE ME
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#23
Megatron: Do as the squidhead says, men!
Thrust: ...Squidhead? Even you, Megatron?
Sky-byte: I know how you, feel, fish buddy
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#23
Starscream: It's time to finish this once and for all! Activate Proton Cannon! Unicron, you're all mine!
Alexis: *gasp* Is this it? the regeneration sequence? *watches with wide eyes*
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#24
Galvatron: What happened?
Optimus Prime: The children awoke the mini-cons who were under Unicron's spell
Entire place: ...
Galvatron: Uh...Alexis? Alexis! That's your line!
Optimus Prime: Alexis!
Rad: She hasn't come out of her room since the regeneration scene
Carlos: Don't worry, I got this *puts on red wig and talks in high pitched voice* Oh, hello! I'm Alexis! *reads script* Exactly! Now don't you think-
Optimus: Get out
Carlos: But-
Optimus: GET OUT NOW YOU'RE NOT THE REAL ALEXIS!
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#25
Fred: Why can't we all just get along?
Billy: ~Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?~
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#26
Billy: It's...it's...MEGAFROG!
Megafrog: RIIIIIIBBBIT!
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#27
Fred: Huh? It's them, Billy! Billy billy billy billy billy!
Billy: What?
Fred: Hi
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#28
Demolisher: Hahaha! Go ahead, boys, give me a reason
Fred and Billy: ~Just give me a reason! Just a little bit's enough! Just-
Demolisher: Don't you guys ever shut up?
Fred: No
Billy: Not really
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#29
Megatron: Cyclonus failed me again. That figures
Starscream: I thought that was my job
Megatron: SHUT UP, STARSCREAM!
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#30
Sideways: Back on Cyberton, they used to call me a drifter. Maybe that's why
Hot shot: *stares at him leaning to one side* Sure...that's why...
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I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS
So there you have it folks! The next installation of bloopers unleashed! :D Tell me what you think, suggest another series, or throw marshmallows at me! No...wait...disregard that last one. Anyway R&R *disappears behind door*
Red Alert: *runs on* Slag it, where'd she go this time? *runs off*