This profile is abandoned. You can find me on AO3 under the same name, with plenty of new fics and a few new chapters for unfinished fics that were first posted here. You can also find me on Tumblr @autistic-lesamis

Fun Facts:

1) Hard to Kill was written in about five minutes just so I wouldn't have a profile with nothing posted. I've been telling myself I'll rewrite it since about a month after.

2) Brother Hunters was the only fanfiction I have ever tried posting chapter-by-chapter without a final draft or even outline, and it shows.

3a) When I wrote the first draft of Tale of the Keepers, I hadn't read the books or watched the movies yet. I thought Theoden and Thranduil were the same person and that Celeborn was Legolas' grandfather. Correcting those mistakes cut the word count in half.
b) I have five written versions of what happened between Legolas and the people of Rohan, as first referenced in Chapter 3, but somehow the bits and pieces in Chapter 5 form a more complete story.
c) Tale of the Keepers was supposed to be a four-part series. Flames of Harad would have focused on Ruin's past and Legolas and Eowyn's struggles as new parents. Adamant would have focused on the four - primarily Gimli and Legolas - as all their friends from the War began to pass away. Unfortunately, what little plot I had was too flimsy to even construct an outline with.
d) SPOILER: My single greatest regret is killing Thranduil in Ungolaran.
e) Quite a few people assume that Goose Girl by Shannon Hale was my inspiration for the Keepers, but I actually didn't read it until three years after writing the first draft.

4) Teddy was a fanfiction I first told to my baby brother when he was very little and had to stay in my room after a nightmare. He was ten when it was published and got some say in the story structure, as it was originally told from Teddy's perspective.

5) Through Fire and Water is my least-viewed fic.

6) Weecha was my favorite book growing up and is still very close to my heart. I always wondered if maybe the other two babies survived, and that's how Ranjit was born.

7) Vati is tied with Under Fire and Ron-Marr for the fic I'm most proud of.

8) Zucchini is the closest any of my fics come to canon.

9) Protectors has the most reviews from different people.

10) Inhuman has the most files on my computer, including four spreadsheets, ten alternate first chapters, twenty-seven alternate reveals, and at least fifteen miscellaneous chapters.

11) First Word was the longest I spent deciding a name for any original character. In the running was Eyayah, the Mando'a word for Echo.

12) Nacro is my shortest fic. I wrote and published the prologue to test reception and am still struggling with a timeline for Chapter 1 onward.

13) As of right now, Odoghurnadh is the least likely to be completed (barring Brother Hunters, which is abandoned).

14) Crossovers are my absolute favorite to write and read.

15) Tolkienverse and G.I. Joe are the fandoms I always return to.