A/N: There's supposed to be a plot here? Oh, well, enjoy my feeble attempt at humor! : )

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After a few days, it became abundantly clear that the Lab Rats has never tasted anything besides power pellets. Check that - a few minutes. They ate anything with gusto, and Tasha took the opportunity to set the family on a healthier path than Donald's thrice-daily McDonald's run. (And to spare the family the embarrassing phone calls from restaraunt managers about "Davenburgers" and "Donald McDonald".)

"What are you making?" Chase asked.

Tasha smiled. "Chicken alfredo with zucchini noodles."

"Zoo-kee-nee," Adam said slowly. "Zoo-kee-nee. Zoo-kee-nee. Zoo-"

"Stop it!" Chase snapped.

"What? It's a funny word."

Bree rolled her eyes. "What's zucchini?"

Tasha sighed. "Here." She handed each of the teens a noodle.

Bree grimaced as she took hers. "It's slimy."

Tasha turned on the full power of her mom face.

"Hey, mom, do I smell alfredo?" Leo asked, coming down the stairs.

"With zoo-kee-nee!" Adam cheered.

Leo screamed and ran back up the stairs.

"Okay." Bree set her zucchini back in the colander. "I gotta go - uh - put on some lipstick."

"Again?" Chase called as his sister supersped away. "Well, my internal database calculates that the nutritional value - "

"Yeah, yeah, food is good, good is food." Adam slurped down his noodle. "Ooh, that's good. You know, if you eat it just right, it's like a worm crawling down your throat! It's awesome!"

Chase cleared his throat and set his noodle back. "I think I'll wait until dinner," he said politely. "Don't want to ruin my appetite."

"Fine, I'll eat yours."

"Adam!" Tasha shrieked as her oldest stepson tilted the entire colander into his mouth.

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A/N: Chicken alfredo + zucchini noodles = DELICIOUS!

Hope you enjoyed, please review! No flames, but constructive criticism is always welcome.

-River