As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced fifteen years ago. AU.

As Phil falls unconscious and starts to fight for his life after Loki stabs him, he dreams and has a conversation with someone who calls himself the Master of Death… What happens after he wakes up and he finds out others had conversations with the Master of Death?

The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.

Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP

Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon

Cor's mission is to explore Archenland and learn about his people. Aravis's mission is to find him a suitable bride. Their only obstacles? Each other. And, of course, the occasional rogue dragon. [Aravis/Cor. Canon compliant.]

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

A continuation of my story 'Gifts'. Jiraiya takes a bit more interest in Naruto's life and sets in motion some significant changes. Rated M for likely harsh language and violence in future chapters. No real pairings for Book 1. Will get into Fuinjutsu.

Snape discovers Umbridge's preferred method of detention. [Finally complete: Harry loves.]

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

It's 1976 and the scene by the lake after the fifth year defence OWLs but instead of trying to fight back with magic, Severus snaps his own wand and throws it at Lupin's feet, announcing he's quitting Hogwarts. Alternate Universe. Rating 'M'. December 12, 2017: minor revisions to epilogues & notes.

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.

He is gone...suddenly, nothing matters anymore. [Coda added.]

Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.

In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.

Fear can make good people do bad things, as the saying goes. The wizarding community was half heartedly grateful to the boy-who-lived. Thankful Voldemort was gone but suspicious of Harry himself, they never fully embraced him and when he became a Slytherin, many began to outright persecute him. But Harry finds a friend in a red headed girl as lonely as him.

In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This is "Complete" because the length is getting unwieldy. I stopped at a good point. The sequel is up.

This is a series of gap fillers for Fialleril's magnificent Double Agent Vader series, available here at FFN. I strongly recommend reading everything under the Double Agent Anakin and Tatooine Slave Culture tags at fialleril dot tumblr dot com or you're going to be lost and confused. Anything here may be jossed at any time.  Also, I note that FFN still can't grok double dashes.

Sophie Theresa Potter. Grandfather/guardian: Seamus Tombs. Parents: James and Selene Potter, deceased, purportedly in a gas-explosion, Hallowe'en 1981 - except it turns out that actually they were killed in a battle with dark wizards, that Sophie is a witch, and that one 'Albus Dumbledore' wants her at his school and isn't likely to take 'no' as an answer. Alternate Universe.

A collection of fanfics based on Worm that didn't really go too far. Some might be finished sometime, but not all will. Tell me what you think! Also, I don't own anything you recognize.

Before everything began Lenin once asked Riddle Inc. for a loan to fund his revolution; Frank reminisces. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

AU. One-shot. Professor Severus Snape has been asked by one of his colleagues to have a word with new Slytherin first year, Harry 'Eldanis'. (Harry-was-adopted-by-someone-else background story.) This story is rated 'T' and is identified as 'Humor'. Minor update to Author Notes to acknowledge likely source of a phrase 11th April, 2016.

There's still chaos in a universe where everything is the same, except Molly and Arthur have six girls and a boy. [Gender AU - F/F, M/M]

Death reenters a seemingly familiar world in 1979 and is forced to remember that he was once Harry Potter when he befriends his father as well as to remember what it means to be human. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

An assassin seeks revenge on Stephanie Brown. Tim Drake seeks answers about Bruce's disappearance. Damian wants to find his place. Dick wants to actually find time to have a social life. Carrie Kelley wants to know why people are so interested in her... Sequel to Macushla.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

Dudley wasn't the one Harry saved during his fifth year. When Dementors attack him, he ends up saving the fiery, eccentric heiress to a hidden country of wizards. She has a private army and would love to repay her rescuer - by helping with his Voldemort problem. Look out, Britain. Captain-General Harry Potter is coming home. Violence, rating may go up

Sometimes, just sometimes, our wishes are granted. A little Itachi/Mari(fem!Harry). Warnings: Spoilers

Or why Minato Namikaze started learning fuuinjutsu. MinaKushi

Twins are attacked by Voldemort the night he vanishes. One is named the BWL. What happens to the other twin? After finding their son talking to snakes, the Potters decide that he is dark and evil and give him to Dumbledore. What happens to the abandoned twin? Who takes the boy in when it seems like no one cares? AU, Rating for later chapters, Wrong BWL, adoption,Yr2 Comp 7/26/13

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

When he was young, Harry was given a bag of stones and told they were 'magical'. To anyone else, it was plain rubbish. To Harry however, it was hope.

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

It's a curse every generation wishes on the next at some point in their lives. The Fire Nation royal family is no exception. (Gift fic for attackfishscales)

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.

When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.

Political marriages are nothing new. Times are hard even in the harsh Northlands, with dragons and marauders in abundance and allies few and far between. But when Hiccup and Merida are forced together to forge an alliance between Berk and the Highlands, will the result be heartbreak or will unexpected feelings defeat an ancient evil that threatens to turn the world to ash?

At the time, stealing one of Radagast's potions seemed like a brilliant idea. Now, staring down an elf, two men, and four hobbits...Fíli and Kíli aren't so sure.

When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.

What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.

If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.

The solution to this whole "Time travel to save the world" thing is simpler than one might think. One-Shot.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

The heads of house meet to discuss the latest defence teacher with the headmaster towards the end of the autumn term of the 1995-1996 school year. Slightly silly story. One-shot. Alternate Universe! Rated 'T'.

When he wasn't making mischief with the Marauders or studying for his N.E.W.T.s, James Potter liked to sit back and read a good book. When he discovers Lily Evans reading alone on a rainy afternoon, he decides to join her and see what happens. One Shot

"I don't want the new baby to be an airbender either," he bit down hard on his bottom lip, "That's bad, right?" Mai huffed. "Yeah, it kind of is," she said bluntly.

Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.

The day before Hiccup's final dragon training test, Astrid never finds him in the woods. He suits up, packs up, and heads for the sky. Across the ocean, princess Merida runs away, wishing for anything in the world to change her fate. A hop, a skip, and a boat ride away, Rapunzel with her magic hair just can't wait to be finally free.

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.

"Happy First Day, little sister." Because love could be shown in many ways, and the fear of the future brought out the desperation in him. A Christmas gift to my friend Shard. Bittersweet.

Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

A counterpart story to 'The Tale of the Three Brothers' with an 'Arabian Nights' flavour. Rated 'T'. One-shot. Minor text revision, 24th December, 2013.

One-shot. As the Wizarding War draws to a close, a graduate of an Istanbul school with her own agenda intervenes in the course of events. Rated 'M'. Warning: Character Death! (Author notes expanded slightly, March, 2014.)

When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...

Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.

He couldn't handle it when his first daughter received a Hogwart's letter. He hadn't noticed the signs, hadn't seen her freakish nature. He's turned his back and left them and hasn't looked back since. At least, not until a very stubborn squib shows up in his class.

Tom Riddle receives a very different career advising. The possibilities are horrifying- to embezzlers.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.

The adventures of Levi, Zoe, and Mike. Will contain silliness and death. But mostly death, because that's just how it is in the Scouting Legion. Non-linear.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

A first year is sorted into Slytherin

Eileen Snape receives a mysterious summons to Nurmengard in the late spring of 1971, which will turn the Snape family fortunes upside-down. Alternate universe. One-shot. Rated 'T' to be on the safe side. Minor rewording in places, July, 2014.

Glimpses of 'Just Harry', Master(ed) of Death. No plot.

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

Hermione Granger returns home at the end of her fifth year at Hogwarts to find something unexpected waiting for her. Mildly alternate universe. One-shot.

Alternate universe. Short piece of silliness concerning Salazar Slytherin. One shot. Tagged as 'humor' since there was no 'generally silly' option available. Rated 'T' to be on the safe side.

Pressured by Dumbledore and everyone calling him a liar Harry abandons the wizarding world and decides to live as a muggle, instead of an auror he becomes a lawyer and builds a life for himself outside the world of magic. But when he is tasked with defending Draco Malfoy he must confront his old life and put his personal feelings aside. AU, Harry/OC, Adult situations, not slash

The first time Minerva demonstrates her transformation in front of a class.

We know the story of Harry Potter, but what about the other students? What did they lose? What did they sacrifice? What did they accomplish? What were the stories behind the attack on Hogwarts and the occupation during the Seventh Year?

Slightly silly (and sad in places) one-shot. An alternate universe where it turned out that Xenophilius Lovegood had something literally right. If only Harry had paid attention properly... Warning! Character death. Rated 'M' to be on the safe side.

The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.

Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?

My name is Harry Potter. I am ten years, ten months, and five days old. I am starting this journal to sort out my thoughts and keep track of my plans. (Mildly AU from 1 Nov 81, will become more so as time rolls on.)

Aragog explains a problem to Harry and Hermione.

Harry Potter was the younger brother to Henry Potter- the boy who lived. Neglected by his parents since he could remember, he still tries to make them proud. When the goblins perform their centennial vault inspection and students at Hogwarts are required to make an ancestry potion, what will be discovered? (AU, OOC Snape, Lily, James, Harry, containts Self-Harm and Suicidal themes)

One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.

Thorin treats Fili and Kili differently, and he remembers all too well why. Oneshot. Mix of movie-verse and book-verse.

A fluffy, slightly silly, one-shot set in an alternate universe where Alastor Moody replaces Albus Dumbledore as Hogwarts headmaster as school winds down for the summer holidays in 1975. A couple of scenes of that, and then from the 1975-1976 Hogwarts school year. Warning! Characters not necessarily adherent to canon. Rated M, to be on safe side, for occasional pithy language.

Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)

As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.

It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7

Warning! Silly, fluffy, Alternate Universe, one-shot. It's September the first, 1991, and Hermione Granger is sitting alone in a compartment on her first trip to Hogwarts, trying to read, when people start to drop by...

Draco Potter is the Boy-Who-Lived and is shopping in Diagon Alley for his school supplies before he starts at Hogwarts. Warning! Silly one-shot based in alternate universe with knock-on effects from non canon arranged marriage pairings. Minor spelling/typo corrections, mid-April 2013/December 2013.

Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.

In which Odin is cryptic, Frigga makes a friend, and Thor just wants to know what's going on. AU in which Loki does not go nuts.

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

One, two, three, four. All seven pixelated building blocks hop into the air, just like that.

As Harry and Cedric stood in front of the cup, little did they know that one different spell could change everything. Set during the Third Task. One-shot

A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.

Because an eye for an eye makes the world go blind. Naruto forgives everyone, Kyuubi only one, Sasuke wishes Naruto would stop forgiving him, Kakashi is willing to pretend for Naruto's sake and Iruka isn't quite deliberate enough for it to actually count as forgiving.

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

This is the tale of a meeting between two dreamers. It is a tale of love and acceptance. Of obsession and greed. Of a princess and a witch. A knight and his steed. A thief and a dancer. But most of all, it is a tale of man and a monster.

Harry tries to tell Fred and George the real identity of the Marauders. Minerva tries to stop him.

Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.

Tindwyl gives Vin some advice about her relationship with Elend. If this conversation had actually happened, everyone could have been much happier much earlier... Vin/Elend, hints of Sazed/Tindwyl. Well of Ascension, obviously.

AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?

Maybe Professor Cuthbert Binns has a reason for putting classes to sleep... One-shot. Near drabble.

Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...

Every so often, when the lights are out and the Niceland residents have gone, Ralph finally has the chance to play hero. Pre-movie. No spoilers.

What if King Candy was an actual character that was taken over by Turbo?

It's 1st September 1971 and the deputy headmistress has broken a promise to the Sorting Hat, with consequences for the forthcoming sorting... 'Seed-point' of an AU. Warning! Canon characters mercilessly judged and sorted into non-canon houses. (Punctuation mistakes cleaned up, 9th March, 2014)

How the scene in Madam Malkins on Harry's birthday in 1991 might have played out if the appearance of Hagrid at the window got Draco thinking... One-shot. Very minor tidying, March 2013.

It's September 1993, and Lord Voldemort arrives (back) at Hogwarts to be sorted, and reflects upon her life since being reborn. Alternate Universe. Short sketch, intended to be vaguely humorous. One-shot. (typing error correction, 5th September, 2014)

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

"There she is again."

Alternate universe where a Harry Potter with no confidence or self-esteem arrives at Hogwarts in 1991. Highlights of some of the key moments of the autumn term of 1991. Characters and events which diverge from canon. Punctuation corrections, 2nd October, 2014.

One-Shot, providing a glimpse into an alternate universe; this one, one in which Lily Potter is dragged on the night of Hallowe'en, 1981, before the Dark Lord by his highest ranked lieutenant. Warning! Non-canon canon character.

A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.

Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.

It's November, 1981, and a mother has come to plead with Mrs. Malfoy on behalf of her son, herself, and her sister. Alternate Universe. Let me repeat that: Alternate Universe. Characters diverge from canon. Experimental one-shot.

DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.

Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.

Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JK's world - Harry is apprenticed to a Diagon Alley businessman at the tender age of seven. From there the story changes... very mild bashing of some regulars.

It's the day before the school year starts, and having crossed the wrong man, the Hogwarts headmaster suddenly discovers he has a staffing problem... ON HIATUS.

How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.

It's tough being a first year at Hogwarts, especially if your brother is James Sirius Potter. But all of that changes when Albus becomes...the chosen one. Fluff Alert.

He is protected by a man in a photograph.

Patterns echo through history, no matter how much their components try to evade it. Various POVs from 1899 to 1998. Oneshot.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.

In an alternate universe the Sorting Hat said Slytherin in 1971 one more time than in canon, and four and a bit years down the line the Marauders are still trying to cope with the consequences... Not terribly serious one-shot.

Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.

Alternate Universe, where the mythos lurks in the background, and Vernon Dursley is off to Baghdad on an errand for his sister-in-law. Uncanon canon characters.

Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.

Convergence, destiny, fate, many things aligning in such a way, but the pattern is obvious. One and one together makes two, and its meaning is only apparent when things are far too along, and the timing is far too late. Drabble.

Of the people Lelouch left behind, the most loyal of them turned out to be the most powerless. In the end, the only one who wanted to believe the demon still had a heart was none other than Rivalz, and post-Requiem he's forced to find closure.

In one universe, Chancellor Palpatine boned up on the GAR Contingency Orders. In another, he wasn't nearly so studious despite the fact that they were - or rather one of them was - vital to his plans.

Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?

AU S1, pre-Narita. "Your Highness. By the final order of His Majesty, we are here to convey you to Pendragon." COMPLETE.

...and one thing he didn't.

Harry is left, alone, in Gotham. Harry decides to become a villain. After all, a nine-year-old has to EAT, you know. Thus, Joker starts a rivalry with the newest villain in Gotham. ABANDONED.

Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.

In which there is violence, comedy and other delights. Prequel to The Wizard In The Shadows, though it isn't obligatory reading as both stand alone well, and set about 4 years before the War of the Ring. I own nothing save the idea. Please Read and Review

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

Head cannon relating to what makes Crabbe and Goyle Slytherins

Havelock Vetinari receives a Hogswatch visit from the Hogfather. One shot.

Because those who rebelled against Umbridge are not going to sit back while the Ministry tries to pull something like THAT! A semi-parody of Marriage Law fics, with no offense intended toward any fan-authors who may have written one.

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

They're more alike than Cornelia knows.

Ozai sent Zuko to serve in the Home Guard, rather than risk Iroh's influence with Zuko roaming the world looking for the Avatar. When love for family comes to be at odds with love for people, however, one or the other must break.

In the middle of a koloss rampage, a single man stands for what he loves. Semi-mild SPOILERS. Oneshot

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Rapunzel would rather rip her life apart by herself than live in fear that someone will take it from her.

"Is this the part where it's starting to sink in that everything you knew for ten years was a lie?" Temari, Gaara. Spoilers for 546-548. Gen. Angst. Warnings for adult themes. Two-shot. Complete.

Christmas comes earlier than expected.

Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson

Cornelia sees a ghost. Post-series.

Lelouch, awaiting his coup de grace, reflects on the meaning of death with himself and some people who knew him, or maybe thought they did.

A sort of a love story.

Two sisters and a candle.

There's no more time left.

What if Megamind actually made a friend at the school when he was a child? What effect might that have had on him? Fits in with my "Redemption" AU/AR stories but understandable without reading them .

When Dobby died a Free Elf, and Kreacher led the Elves at Hogwarts, it marked the begining of a new era. Oneshot

Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...

As Jack sits on the ship bringing him back home, he contemplates. What had they done...What had HE done?

Megamind and Roxanne just got married, and Gru brought his three daughters to the reception- by invitation, of course.

The Fire Nation might have destroyed the Air Nomads and scattered their ashes to the winds, but their descendants still remain.

-Petunia- Petunia wanted many children.

Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

He was all set for bloody revenge until Karin got one of her infamous bright ideas and gave him a business card she'd picked up in the last village. AU.

The third installment in a series of one shots about the Feegles marauding through ME. I own nothing you recognise. Please R&R.

A quick one shot set long ago. I do not own the Discworld, I am merely briefly detaining some of its characters.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.

His name is not Cor. He has been Shasta too long to fully accept that.

"At the end, he reverted to type. He was a magician and minister to the last," she said. I shrugged. "Well, he was a typical master to the end, too." —Bartimaeus, Kitty.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

The moment had been branded into her memory. Cor/Aravis

Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!

Finally! A Ball that isn't a thinly veiled plot device to make the characters fall in love, and a meeting that will mark history. How did the Hogwarts Founders meet, anyway?

Something strange is amiss as Harry tries to help Ginny through her first week at Hogwarts, and what is that Luna babbling about? - SIYE First Week Challenge

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

-Temari, Gaara- Three times Temari was proud to be Gaara's sister. Spoilers for 516.

they're living lies, every single one of them. —Lelouch, Kallen, Suzaku.

Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.

... should never actually go into Slytherin.

The first time Harry Potter ever got to go Trick-or-Treating, he had a chance meeting with an intimidating man that ended up changing his life - and perhaps that of the man himself. AU, Pre-Hogwarts

One Shot. Kuzon is sixteen when Aang is ten. But it makes his mother smile when she sees them playing together. Ta Min hasn't done much of that lately.

After waiting for Harry in Hogsmeade, Ron and Hermione decide to go for a walk through Hogsmeade to pass the time. Ron/Hermione. Fluffy one-shot, T for British swearing.

When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.

A 2010 Challenge Fest entry at Potions & Snitches - Fawkes has a secret - he's an animagus. Set in both the Marauders era and in POA.

Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

When the fate of the world rests upon the shoulders of one person, best to hope that it isn't a blind, chi-crippled child...

Follow up to my one-shot The Boy Who Died Alone, the ultimate "rewards" are handed out as each person passes away. This will include at least the trio, Dumbledore, Fudge, Luna, Sirius and Remus. What will each receive? CharDeath

AU. Two years ago, it's believed the Fire Lord exiled Prince Zuko to distance himself from responsibility for his son's subsequent assassination. Five months from now, a boy in an iceberg will awaken. Tonight, Mai runs across a masked criminal. BluMai.

Over a few weeks in Ba Sing Se, Aang keeps running into Dai Li in unusual situations.

Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.

AU oneshot Dolores made a Mistake she took the DADA job

A great man has died. His nephew delivers his eulogy.

Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.

Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.

After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.

Cor proposes to her the same way he and Aravis do everything.

AU: Mai's father argues to the Firelord that the Water Tribesmen can be educated and made into proper sorts of people. So Azulon sees he gets a boy to prove this on. Warning: dark themes about cultural erasure.

They're back, and causing more mayhem! Please R&R.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

In which the Black Knights opposes to Lelouch, and C.C. writes this list of ironies. In memorium to Lelouch. Spoilers. R&R.

The Skywalker twins are On A Mission. Shameless AU fluff. wires verse, a few months after "air and angels".

Starts after Ch. 1 of DH, crossover with Dangerverse AU, short chapters. Draco Malfoy, trapped in a life he never chose, wishes as he falls asleep that he were somewhere he could start over. Maybe he should have listened to his proverbs. Now complete.

Cor doesn't like the rain, at first. Drabble. Slight Cor/Aravis fluff.

Palpatine makes a mistake. Anakin makes a decision. ROTS AU. beginning of the wires verse.

Home is where the heart is, but Harry's home has lain in ruins for almost his whole life. After so much loss, can the world ever seem good again? Post-DH longshot, canon-compliant.

As it says on the tin.

AU. Thirty-five years after being frozen in his iceberg, Aang is awoken by a young Hama. But even in a world without the impending return of Sozin's Comet, Aang cannot escape his destiny as the Avatar.

Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.

Harry writes a letter to the Daily Prophet. Sequel to Consequences.

An AU ending to Sozin's Comet.

Zuko and Aang switch places. What would happen if Zuko was the last Airbender and Aang was the outcast, Fire Nation Prince? AU.

Harry Potter had many possibilities open to him, so did the other characters. Draco learns about the old Norse proverb: "Bare is back, without Brother behind it." And after all, Lucius had originally wanted Draco at a school other than Hogwarts.

If the Devil went to confession...long and good enough to be worth reading, short and bad enough to be worth reviewing.

Nobody knew for sure how Lord Bar succeeded in kidnapping Cor, but somebody suspected. When Cor and Aravis discover this, they take it upon themselves to investigate.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

AU. When Tom Riddle's attempt to make a Horcrux fails, Tom must decide whether to continue to try to be Lord Voldemort or to chose another path.

It was my first true test as the Avatar. I failed.

AU.Harry gets revenge. AKA Harry is a little more affected by his childhood than he is in canon.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Harry's thoughts after seeing a memory of Tom Riddle are not quite what Dumbledore would have wanted...

Why should I fight for a world that will not fight for themselves?" Harry has a very different reaction to hearing the prophecy.

It isn't all medals and glory after the Battle of Yavin for the two survivors of Red Squadron. Wedge Antilles, meet Luke Skywalker.

Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.

An alternate universe fic if you couldn't tell, I decided to do a retelling of the story with the idea "How would the story change if Lelouch remained a Prince?"

Someone was born on Christmas Day. No, someone *else*.

The Hogfather encounters a slight problem on Hogswatchnight.

A twenty-five-point guide for first years.

Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.

A few moments between Cor and Aravis after their wedding--a final companion to 'Prejudice' and 'Nightmares'.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Chapter 2- It's more difficult than she expected for Kallen to accept the fact that Lelouch Lamperouge is Zero. It's as if she's dealing with two different people. Can she even concede that they might be one in the same? Twoshot.

Kallen's kiss leaves more than just a memory with Lelouch. The Black Knights learn there is more gray in this world than even they knew. *Spoilers* for Ep. 22

A little thing that might get some chuckles. Features Gred and Forge as firsties. Enjoy.

In a world where truths are so painful and in them, lie only lies, join me in the masquerade and let us dance a dance of madness. My dear dead ones, we will spin the world into chaos and revenge shall finally be ours. AU

Is Britain the only magical world within Harry Potter's world? No, there are others, and they don't see Britain as the center of the world.

Maybe Zero's meeting with his secret lover?" The Black Knights discuss their leader's absence.

Lelouch has issues with his sleeping arrangements, and the Black Knights get a new perspective on their leader's relationship with C.C.

Lelouch and Kallen play a game of chess, but as always, there is more than that under the surface.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.

2008 Movie. Tony responds to a bank robbery committed using Stark weapons, and runs into a bit more trouble than he can handle. Luckily, his enemies are mauled by righteous squirrels. Things only get stranger from there. Features Squirrel Girl.

Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.

Twins, One chosen one forgotten. Albus made a mistake that night and now the one he chose must go back to fix it or else Voldemort wins. He must save the true Savior...his brother Harry.

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

What would you give up for love? Your family, your reputation, even your life? One shot, missing moments, attempts to reconcile movie and book canon. Addresses the Susan Question. Spoilers for Prince Caspian movie and all Narnia books.

The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”

EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

When he was a boy, he dreamed of paved streets and electric lights. When he was a young man he dreamed of bats and vengeance. And when he was an old man, he dreamed of apple trees and lions.

It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.

REEDITED! No one is born Evil, so what made the White Witch like that. There is a fine line between love and hate, My theory on what happened to mould Jadis into who she is. Witches POV. Goes from Before 'The Magician's Nephew' to the end of 'L,W&W'

After Episode 9. Kallen walked into the classroom and looked around. Most of her classmates were there, including Lelouch, who was already sleeping in class. One shot. KallenxLelouch but only friendshipwise.

The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.

Cecile personally believed that the way to a man's heart was through hard work and a show of competence, and she'd found her prince rather lacking. Still, even if her mother's advice wasn't the greatest, her cooking always held up. CecileLloydish

One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?

“We could call him Sirius?” What's in a name?

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Why Hermione really wasn't certain Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.

A page from the journal of a Houseelf. Minimal spoilers for DH, though they are present. A light postDH fic expounding on life for one Houseelf.

May 5th. Boys’ Day. A holiday in which families celebrate the happiness and health of their sons. And Naruto, who is a son without parents, makes his own celebration.

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Destiny. Fate. Dirty words, sullied by stinging tears and the eternal stains of crusted brown blood. Who was Ignatius Nott, and how did he fulfill an old Seer's prophecy?

Complete! What happens when a young woman throws her lyre at the king of Narnia? Arrania of Archenland is about to find out, and it's not at all what she expected. Edmund OC. Post H&HB. Rated T for suspense, nonsense humor, and Pevensies goofing off.

One of the promised 'A Time For Us' oneshots. It's recommended you read that one first! Ed's a boy again, and it's hard for him to bear alone. EdOC.

Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

A short oneshot on Hermione's feelings about Hogwarts, Dumbledore, and life in general. Takes place after OoTP. Not a monologue.

Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.

Voldie returns for two more pathetic deaths including fanficfan1037's South Park suggestion. Not sure if it's really from SP, but then again, I don't watch that show, so, yeah. Read and Review people! PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE! Pretty Please

AU Several years after Voldemort's resurrection in 1991, the war is fairing poorly... until the Ministry of Magic unveils its superweapon... The Project, Harry Potter.

AU, LOTR Crossover. A new year, and of course a new DADA professor. He seems a bit off, but Harry still manages to use his teachings to his ultimate advantage.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Three more pathetic deaths for Voldie. Featuring requests from WhiteTwitch and MysticWolfBlack. Beware of crazy fan girls and cheer for Neo. BTW I can't find my Matrix movies, so Neo might be OOC

I would like to personally thank Tifany1037 for giving me the idea for the first one. Two more pathetic deaths by the Dark Lord. Watch out for the waitress with the Shotgun!

Everyone's favorite Dark Lord returns with four more pathetic deaths including: Harry's parents and Snape's Halloween costume.

Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. 'You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me.' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...

Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.

Mother Nature and a Crazy Authoress with a pink paintbrush gang together to kill Voldie. Yet another six pathetic Dark Lord deaths 100word drabbles. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died 3

Again these just came to me. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died Again. Three more pathetic deaths from our favorite Dark Lord.

100 word drabble. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died. Again, this just came to me. What if Voldie managed to resurrect himself after Harry blew his head off. Well, die a more pathetic death for starters.

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.

Yeah, another one of those fics where Ani starts out on the Dark Side. But there is a twist, of course. Find out about the biggest secret of the Jedi Order... Now COMPLETE! Check out version 2!

Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.

AU during the First Season. Zuko has finally captured Aang and returned to the Fire Nation. He couldn't be happier. Really, he couldn't. Warning: Very dark. Rated M for violent themes.

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

Vlad has an unexpected houseguest and learns a little about himself. Oneshot. Enjoy!

Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

When accidental magic gets really out of control, the obliviators are called. But sometimes they miss a few Muggles. Samantha Jones, age eight, writes about the strange classroom visitor no one else remembers. Oneshot.

[AU] Mulan returned home after the war, her secret undiscovered, now preparing to marry the man that she was betrothed to as a child, who turns out to be Shang. Things get complicated when they're both summoned for a new mission. [COMPLETE]

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

Wizarding fiction about the perfect, untouchable non-pureblood Sorted into Slytherin who got by on scruples and smart-arse witticisms were as inventive and false as anything Rita Skeeter ever dreamed up – and she ought to know. (One-shot, finished)

In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse

AU vignette, from Anakin’s point of view. Everything has changed for Anakin, including himself. This was written to give a strange effect – hence the title ‘Unreality’.

Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.