Hey FanFiction.net!

I am a avid fan of Star Wars. I also love to horse ride, draw, play my flute, do science and read.

Hope you enjoy my stories! =)

Things I was told to post on my profile if I agree or would do that (btw: I may have two of the same on here):

If you think Star Wars Geeks are awesome, copy and paste this to your profile

If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi costumes for girls (and are infuriated about it) copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

[Ways to get kicked out of Walmart!]

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"

11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them

14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice

15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts

16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens

18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor...

Copy and paste this if you found this hilarious.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

1- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

2- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

4- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

5- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

6- When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

7- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

8- If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

9 - A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says..."If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Even when you can't sense him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 5% that would stand there eating popcorn and say, "DO A FLIP!!!"

36 Ways to annoy Darth Vader

WARNING: These are surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin.
8. Show off your toaster that makes your toast shaped like his mask.
9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid.
20. Sign him up for a ballet class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time.
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28: Follow him around talking about the similarities between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
31: Ask him if he likes twins.
32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone. (I love that one!)
35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.

You know that you're an Ahsoka fan if:

-you hold EVERYTHING backwards. (I hold my pen in the reverse grip when I'm not copying notes in class)

- you put markings on with sunblock (admit it Ahsoka fans, you've been there!)

-you wish you had montrals (Echolocation would be awesome! Blindfolds couldn't stop me, then!)

-Green and yellow became the coolest colours ever when you found out that they are the colour of Ahsoka's lightsabers.

-you cried when Ahsoka died on Mortis and then did a victory dance when she came back.

-Torgrutas are your fav species (admit it-they ROCK)

10 facts about you

1. You're reading our profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice we skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading our profile
9. You didn't realize we skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he loked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 (Really! I never would have guessed)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of reach of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

on a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's so annoying!)

If you've ever seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull', or the other way around, copy this in your profile.

If someone told you that you were a Star Wars nerd/geek/freak and you said “Thank you!” copy and paste this into your profile.

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...

... you've memorized the Jedi code. (Any one of them)

... you plan on purchasing the new Force Trainer toy this fall.

... you know that they are making a Force Trainer toy coming out this fall.

... you read lists such as this one.

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

"The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'man, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar (the greatest thing ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If when ever you here the word Star Wars you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile.

Even when you can't sense him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your tired of boys telling you Star Wars isn't for girls, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a Christian and proud to be, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you're slightly cracked.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey: I don't live to please you!

When you're angry, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

A Profile Quiz:

1. FIRST NAME: Amelia

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My Great grandmother

3. SIBLING NAMES: Tim

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? A week ago in bed

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yeah, but I really need to stop biting my fingernails

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? chicken (with mayo and cheese)

7. KIDS? nope

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I would hope so...

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Uh huh

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Probably...

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? non-soggy corn flakes

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? yep

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? My willpower is immense.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate or Raspberry

17. SHOE SIZE? Um... 6-7

18. RED OR PINK? Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I can be a little bit bossy and I bit my fingernails.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My guinea pig, my grandmother and my younger self.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE? It takes a while, but sure thing!!

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I'm in my blue/ white/ red checked school dress and bare feet

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? A green apple

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? My brother rambling on about what he is doing in Minecraft and my fan whirling around my head.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Orange!!

26. FAVORITE SMELL? The smell of Summer and the smell after the rain.

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My grandfather

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? I'm not big on crushes, but I enjoy hanging around happy, funny people.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it from someone’s profile

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Orange juice

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Horse riding, running, cricket and hurdles

32. EYE COLOR? Depends on the day. Some days their blue, others they are green. Depends on how they are feeling.

33. HAT SIZE? Why do I need to know that??

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope

FAVOURITE FOOD? Pasta, potatoes, green apples and freshly baked bread

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Realistic ending, thank you very much

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? Mr Peabody and Sherman

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My shorts

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs. (A wise person once said "A hug is the shortest distance between friends")

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice cream/ peaches and cream

42. FAVORITE DESERT? Um... The Aussie outback (did I get these mixed up?... I think I dd...)

43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Agent flash ('cause i'm fast) (that's lame)

44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Alyssia Zapparoni

45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Bryamlin

46. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (knock off of your favorite super hero): Captain America

47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Myoarte

48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name): Lee Gordon (wow, that sounds... right!)

49. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Einstein

50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, favorite car) Einstein Mustang

51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (a shiny object and a movement you make) Sun Run

52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Orange Horse

53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers) Nev Gordon

54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) Payton Perth

55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower) Winter Snow-Pea

56. CARTOON NAME: (A generic name and an animal that starts with the same letter) Sam Sheep

57. HIPPIE NAME: (An emotion and fourth favorite color) Joyful Yellow

58. PORNSTAR NAME: (third favorite color, and a letter) I have no wish to be a porn star so I’m not filling this one out

59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite game character) Uppercut Steve

MURDER NAME: (a get away vehicle, and a defensive move) Horse block

61. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I slipped on some slate and cut my knee open and had 3 stitches. I did it while on holidays too!

62. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Not much

63. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Don't think so...

64. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Er... most styles.. I think...

65. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 1.21 pm. (My bro was born at 1.12 pm...)

66. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To understand life

67. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Being young (as in under 10)

68. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? A necklace from my Grandmother, my awards from school, my toy dog and my chickens

69. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Tall-ish...

70. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope

71. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not really

72. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My Grandmother

73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don’t really care

74. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't really care, you like someone for how they behave rather than how they look

75. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I don't look that far ahead.

76. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Don't drink either of em.

77. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese, mushrooms, cheese... hmm... cheese and... CHEESE

78. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Another green apple

79. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Why would I do that?

80. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? The gift of life from my parents

81. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Friend or other wise...

82. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Probably not, though I would like to be

83. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? As long as it fits, I don't really care

84. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? No *sniff*

85. WHAT KIND IS IT? He was a guinea pig called Einstein

86. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Not really into this subject

87. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Be kind and caring

88. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 11

89. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Whatever

90. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I don't call that often

91. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When boys don't respect me for being a girl

92. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes, I have never been in it!

93. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I can be really stubborn

94. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I saw the Aussie Cricket team...

95. FIRST JOB? Don't have one yet

96. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope

97. DO YOU SWEAR? Never

98. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading a TMNT fanfic

99. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope

100. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My ability to be a strong leader (I was nominated Leo from TMNT by the boys in my grade xD)

101. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No

102. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I dunno... I don't really need anything at this point in life

103. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I have no idea

104. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope, I wish on the moon

105. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Which ever one is available

106. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It needs improving BIG TIME

107. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAT? Lamb or chicken

108. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails

109. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don’t really own any CDs

110. DO LOOKS MATTER? Impressions matter

111. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Big deep breaths and think of my 'happy place'

112. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Friends of the family's home

113. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My teddy Rosie (I left her behind camping 2 times)

114. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I don't have one cause I don't need one

115. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Nope, I didn't watch much TV as a kid

116. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Both

117. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I'm a tomboy, I don't look.

118. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Moo, Moolie, Mourle, Leo, Mourleanardo, Invisible Woman, Melo, Meals, Meals on Wheels, Scary Girl, Dragon Lady... etc.

119. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? The Mammas and The Pappas/ Billly Joel

120. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS? TMNT, Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Whose line is it anyway?

121. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Um.. what?

122. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes and I intend to keep it that way

123. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I jogged up the creek and back a month ago...

124. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? But there was...

125. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I steered at about 5 m/h...

126. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yep

127. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Without You, Keith Urban

128. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? New TMNT (old one was better!!), Disney not bringing out S6 of the Clone Wars...

129. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? February (my birthday month and the cricket is on!!)

130. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aquarius

131. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Every colour. Brown, black, slightly red, bits of blond. (ALL NATURAL!!)

132. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Don't have one

133. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No, thank you

134. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The Block

135. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Saturday (cause I see my friends)

136. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I play the flute. (I started when I was 9)

137. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I hate politics

138. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Don't care

139. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? An ice cream

140. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Car?

141. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? LOTR, Then, The Tipping Point, Taming of the Shrew, A whole lotta FanFics

142. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Dude, i'm a tomboy

143. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Sorta

144. DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS? Not that I know of

145. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? Yeah, but I don't know what yet

146. IF Y0U WERE A MUTANT, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR POWER? Super Speed!

147. DID YOU STEAL ANSWERS FROM OTHERS PROFILE? Only the ones that fitted me

148. DID YOU FIND SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS ODD? 100%

149. DO YOU FOR-SEE YOURSELF GOING BACK AND CHANGING THESE ANSWERS AFTER TIME? If I can be bothered

150. DO YOU THINK MORE QUESTIONS SHOULD BE ADDED TO THIS? Yep, for sure!

Fun things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off at any of the stops.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY ding at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this too your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl, you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are sitting here updating your profile while you should be working on your story.

An English professor wrote this sentence on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is everything.

"I am a girl who reads more than talks,

I would rather sit in a tree alone than in a crowd of people,

They offered me popularity

more than once

but I turned them down,

I am a girl who doesn't gossip about the least popular girl with her friends

I am that least popular girl.

I am also a girl who prefers few great friends than a lot of backstabbers those other girls call friends

but I am not a girl who cries,

I will not get pushed down,

words will never hurt me,

I am rising,

I am stronger

than all those other girls who insult

and I always will be too"

Copy and paste this is you are like this girl. I bet 97 percent of you won't because you don't want to admit you're not popular!

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you had made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird either behind her back or to her face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl that people whisper about and wonder what she thinks about when she is off alone instead of gossiping with friends. I am the girl that will offend people because she will speak even when someone doesn't like what she has to say.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who can express herself better with small, suble actions than with words, and who knows the importance of the little things. I am me, and that's something you can never be.

'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where on earth is the ceiling

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

My reality check bounced.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..."

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

He who laughs last didn't get it. He who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

Smile. It scares people.

There are easier things to do in life than understanding men. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Make sure to keep a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive through order is 'to-go'.
12.) Sing along at the Opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (believe it or not, I once forgot to spell 'spelling'!!!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

When you’re feeling lonely, think of Leia, who has no one left

When you hate your parents, think of Han, who never had any

When you’re feeling destructive, think of Anakin, who destroyed it all

When you’re feeling dumb, think of Jar Jar, who is an idiot

When you’re feeling old, think of Yoda, who is nine hundred

When you’re feeling short, think of Wicket, who is one meter

When you think your brother is annoying, think of Threepio, and be glad you’re not traveling to Bespin with him on a broken hyperdrive

When you think you’re not a good friend, think of Lando, who risked it all to say ‘I’m Sorry’

When you feel fat, think of Jabba, who can fit three people and a dwarf inside

When you miss your family, think of Chewie, who never sees his

When you’re feeling useless, think of Artoo, who is brought down every day and manages to kick butt

When you feel like you’ve lost a good friend, think of Obi-Wan, who lost his brother

When you’re feeling depressed, think of Padme, who lost the galaxy

When you think you can’t go on anymore, think of Biggs, who never got to hear Luke’s adventures

When you feel tempted by the Dark Side, think of Darth Vader, who was once the Chosen One

When you feel ugly, think of Palpatine, who is the definition of ugly

When you are mad that your brother or sister does everything you do, think of Boba Fett, who has a couple thousand identical brothers

When you’re feeling betrayed, think of Dooku, whose boss cut his head off

When you feel like you’ve had no childhood, think of Maul, who was trained from birth by Palpatine

When you feel like you’re working too hard, think of Mon Montha, who is the leader of the New Republic

When you feel like you’ve been stabbed in the gut, think of Qui-Gon, who was actually stabbed in the gut

When you’re feeling like no one will listen to you, think of George Lucas, who started it all with just a boy, a girl, and a galaxy.

Cαllιηg мє WEAK ωση't мαкє уσυ STRONG,

Cαllιηg мє UGLY ωση't мαкє уσυ PRETTY,

Cαllιηg мє MEAN ωση't мαкє уσυ NICE,

Cαllιηg мє WEIRD ωση't мαкє уσυ COOL,

Cαllιηg мє NERDY ωση't мαкє уσυ POPULAR,

Callιηg мє BORING ωση't мαкє уσυ FUN,

Callιηg мє SHY ωση't мαкє уσυ OUTGOING,

Callιηg мє GAY ωση't мαкє уσυ STRAIGHT,

Cαllιηg мє FAKE ωση't мαкє уσυ REAL,

ѕσ ωну вσтнєя... єνєяу ιηѕυlt уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηlу нυяtιηg YOU!