"This isn't even my cat," Sakura protested. It wasn't Sakura's fault that animals liked her. She was just returning from a late shift at the hospital when she found the cat sitting in front of her door, mewling to get in. What is Sakura to do when a huge, mysterious man shows up at her door? Modern day KisaSaku AU with a sprinkle of platonic ItaSaku

Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

A display stand of deliciously baked one-shots. Guess who's on the menu today as the most wanted treat? ( Sakura-Centric )

Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?

This time, she would make sure things went well. She had sacrificed too much to just give up. With Naruto at her side, she could do anything...But once more, she attracted the attention of a man, and he just wouldn't leave her alone...And then time unravels around her...Sequel to The Blind and the Unseeing

One night of drunken indiscretion can lead to a lifetime of consequence. Haruno Sakura has just discovered that the hard way and now she has to devise a plan to deal with her problem before anyone can find out the truth of that consequence. She'll quickly learn that this is easier said than done. Eventual rocky KisaSaku. M for reasons. Chapter 5 is up!

Sakura was born and raised in Amegakure. Her father was an Akatsuki- but she didn't mind. She loved him for who he was and what he did didn't matter to her. He trained her, loved her, and was was the best dad she could ever ask for. Then, there came the attack. She thinks they've been killed, and they think she's been slaughtered in cold blood. REWRITTEN AS "Hoshigaki".

It was an event that Sakura would never forget... She didn't want to succumb to this, but nothing ever goes as planned. Sakura makes friends afterwards; however, nobody knows the past this sweet pink-haired angel lived through. Will she ever find somebody to save her from the weight of the past? Read to find out! Read and review! I do not own Naruto in any way possible!

Wandering the fringes of society, branded as a criminal... even the most hardened shinobi can falter under the stress. KisaDei plus other Akatsuki and Kiri pairings. Yaoi, lemon, rape

War is brewing between the great nations and the Fire Nation is target by Earth, Lightning, and Water. Sakura is shocked when the Akatsuki move into Konoha and become their allies. These were their enemies for so long and now she was there to help them with anything they needed. At first Sakura was furious, but she's surprised to see they have their human tendencies. HIATUS

Sakura keeps finding roses on her windowsill, who is sending them?

We kept screwing up 'till we thought there was no going back. Anyone who messed with the Akatsuki had to be stupid, but I think insane would describe her better..that girl who threw a sneaker at the back of my head. And as corny as it sounds, she was the one who taught us how to laugh in the rain. 54!

I am: a whore, a slut, a masochist, a fag, a freak, an alcoholic, a murderer, a liar, a psycho, and a thief. A story about social rejects coming together to make something so sad it was beautiful.

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

Sakura was regretting pointing out the regular she thought was cute; she should have known Ino wouldn't be able to keep her mouth shut. A little KisaSaku coffee shop au two-shot

"I feel like guys sit around and watch porn all day." "Well Sakura, why don't you come and see what we do over the summer." Her summer filled with males; this could only end well. Sakura-centric

Almost a year ago Sasuke left her with a promise to return. Shortly afterward, she fell apart. Now, Sakura wonders whether he ever had the heart to love her and if she really has the will to stay. What starts as a two-week vacation away from Konoha turns into an reckless journey to form her own path. Set after chapter 699, before 700. SakuraxGaara

The good, the bad, and the 'what-the-hecks' of Naruto fanfiction all in one. [COMPLETE]

Morty doesn't have the best self-esteem when it comes to school. Luckily, a certain dream demon decides to take care of that, and all he wants in return is some help for a future project. Sounds good, right? Of course not.

Summer, Morty, and Rick return late from an adventure one night, but the exhaustion is starting to take a pretty heavy toll on the kids. Rated T for language and implied mental illnesses.

With an abusing father and inner tomoults, Haruno Sakura has to stay in the shadows. But to be the nice, quiet schoolgirl isn't her cup tea. And it's really not helping, with some stupid ass gang having interest in her, and trying her break her 'Ice'. Will they actually be able to do so? Or will they fail? M for language and violence. Romance-Hurt/Comfort-Humor-Angst-Mystery

Her light destroyed, Sakura now finds herself on a path she never thought she'd take, that of a missing-nin. Rumors of her status are spreading, and one organization has taken notice. Redemption is offered, will it be taken? Will the light of her life be replaced with a catastrophic boom? DeiSaku

Stories for prompts given for each day of this glorious month!

Boston 1974: Ex-boxer, salesman and occasional thief Stan Pines is down on his luck, when he sees a skinny scientist, Rick Sanchez start a bar fight, and finish it with fire. And for the first time in a long time, Stanford Pines laughs. Then runs, because the cops are coming and they might have warrant out for him.

Haruhi has a stalker who will do anything to have her with him...forever. Mori is tasked with the job of keeping her safe and takes his job seriously. Both have trouble hiding their feelings for the other and with alittle assistance from our favorite cake lover, the two just might end up together. But what will happen when the stalker ups the game? Will our favorite couple survive?

Jimmy Pesto has a termite problem, and no place to go! Can the Belchers and the Pestos learn to coexist?

Four year old Sakura and the Akatsuki. (BEING EDITED)

Her life had never been easy to say the least, but what will happen when both new and old enemies show up? Will she lose everyone she loves, or will Sakura be able to stop them before that happens?

After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. SakuraxMulti

Bye!

She is beauty and she is divine; she is perfection and she is mine.

Halfway house: a place for former mental patients, convicts, or recovering addicts that helps them transition between confinement and the return to society. Sakura has her work cut out for her, especially with the new guy from prison and this alcoholic who won't get off her couch. Officers Kisame and Itachi are quite worried for her life. AU

Marshall is confused when Cake calls him at one in the morning, saying that Fionna's been missing since yesterday afternoon! He thinks the adventuress can handle herself, but a disturbing blood trail in the dark and scary forest makes him start doubting his assumptions... [WARNING: contains sensitive material, violence, sexual themes and coarse language]

Marshall-lee invites Fionna, Cake, Gumball, Lord, Flame Prince and Ice Queen over for Game Night. Everyone must think of a game to play, but if you lose, you're gone from Game night! Much hilarity, awkwardness, fighting and a little smut ensues. Rated T because Marshall and cursing.

One pink haired kunoichi on an undercover mission. One blue Akatsuki on R&R. One bet. Sakura x Kisame. 18 / R-Rated / Mature Themes (Awesome cover art by Namiya Kou!)

All dabbles from the ask blog, SassyTrio, will be stored here. These dabbles are completely AU and are of the threesome between Sakura, Deidara, and Sasori. If you do not like either of these, please do not read this. I'm not interested in listening your opinion. OCs and other canon characters will show up in these dabbles as well.

A selection of short AkaSaku one-shots written in modern day AU.

Encounters in the desert can be surprising...The heat can make one's desire to fight wane. But is that always such a bad thing? Kisame and Sakura find that momentary truces can be much more satisfying. Especially if a different kind of heat burns in their veins.

Another one-shot based on gaasaku art!

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

AU/Sakura Haruno otherwise known as Cherry, is a new up in coming dancer at the prestigious entertainment bar Akatsuki, which has suited her just fine, money's great, and she can pay for her college tutitons. That is, until she dances for one particular group of customers, and her world is flipped upside down as she is dragged into the crazy and fun world of the Akatsuki. AU/

Because even Sakura can be forgetful, and because sometimes big, blue fishmen can be thoughtful. - LAL universe, KisaxSaku, no plot whatsoever.

Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.

Sakura, top medical ninja, happily lives with her eight sons that she... 'produced' nearly eight years ago. After a chain of events the Akatsuki are disbanded and come knocking on Konoha's door. To bad Sakura wasn't ready for them to find out her secret.

Haruno Sakura was once the most popular girl in the school, but she disappeared for eight months and nobody knows where she went or why. When she returns, it's like everyone has turned against her and it only makes what she has been through that much harder.

Fionna hates her freckles. Marshall-lee think she should be grateful that she knows she has freckles. What will happen after Marshall makes the adventuress describe how he looks to her? And then accidentally tells her how beautiful she is to him? Because after all, Fionna's in love with Gumball. Isn't she? ( Rated M for lemon in later chapters, cursing and adult humor.)

There wasn't anything that irked him more than the inconsiderate people who listened to their music too loud on the bus. Did they think the whole world wanted to listen to the grating bass line of their shitty music? (KisaSaku bus AU)

After a mission gone wrong and her coincidental acquirement of ten oddly intelligent nin-wolves, Sakura finds herself unknowingly housing the subjects of all her nightmares. It isn't long before she grows attached...and the feelings are reciprocated. Mainly Akasaku. Some Multisaku. AU after Pein Invasion. Significant Canon Divergence.

To most people, Haruhi seemed like a normal, cheerful, hard working student. To others, she was an amazing, beautiful, perceptive girl. She was all these things, but no one knew what was going on inside. No one really understood her. She put on a brave face so that she didn't have to explain to anyone the pain she was feeling. Eventual HaruhiXMori WARNING Contains rape and violence

Sakura Haruno is a forgiving person, everybody knows that. However, there are a number of things she can't and won't forgive. Cheating is one of those and Sasuke has just crossed the line. AU. Sakura-centric. Rating for further chapters.

Rumour has it that the new Kazekage is difficult to please and can't be trusted. Unable to confirm or deny this, the Hokage decides to send his best friend to test Gaara. Naruto had it all figured out: Sakura plus seduction equals one very *satisfied* Kazekage. AUish.

"Because any trivial thing will inevitably breed war..." Sakura finds herself in a more than compromising position being caught in the middle of a shinobi war. Retrieving sasuke becomes postponed as Konoha falls to tyranny and Akatsuki and Orochimaru set their sights on a new target. Akasaku / Multisaku. Rating may change.

Everything was fully normal the night before. Until she woke up. What happens, when Sakura switch into her fellow Akatsuki members bodies? And they switch into hers? Chaos! Crack-fic. No actual plot, just random Akatsakuness! Rated M for language and others. R&R. SakuraxMulti.

Takashi surprises Haruhi. Mori/Haruhi giftfic for CatrinaSL.

Sakura was tired of being protected all the time; nobody realized that she was no longer the weak girl they knew. When they finally let her take the lead, it was to use her as bait to draw out Akatsuki. What happens when Pein sees her strength and asks her to join Akatsuki? Rated M for Lemons in future chapters. SakuraXAkatsuki.

When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.

Her parents had always told her to act like the other girls; be a normal girl; do what you have to do to fit in as a girl! But the thing is...SAKURA HARUNO IS NOT A GIRL./ "Sakura-chan...w-what's that between your...legs...?" Naruto blanched.../ "WHAT!" Sasuke screamed.../ "I'm impressed, you're a lot bigger than dickless." Sai commented with a straight face... Male!Sakura. Comedic

Kisame and Sakura get a little tied up. A brief, pointless look at a moment in their lives. -Living A Lie universe- "Can you please stop being so hot? I'm trying to hate you right now."

Fionna makes a wish so she can be with Flame Prince; but wishes have consequences. how will Fionna's friends and family react to her new relationship? will they be jealous angry or sad? and now an old enemy is returning, but not just any enemy. the enemy that started the mushroom war. RATED FOR LEMONS AND OTHER THINGS.

Mori was always the strong, silent one - the sentinel that people looked to for protection. How will he cope when Haruhi risks her life protecting him, instead? Haruhi/Mori.

The Akatsuki have recently brought in a new "pet", and by pet I mean a pink haired girl with cat ears. She's brought trouble and many good times, but how long will the good times last? Will she ever develop into a proper adult or continue to be her cutely naive self? Will she be able to find love? Will she ever find out the truth? Or will the nightmares catch her first?

Sakura has a secret...she was not born in Konoha,she is not a Haruno,she had no last name;she was...the daughter of the Akatsuki Leader,Pein...and she's coming home.How will the Akatsuki react,when the pink haired Kunoichi comes home...and with a guest?

Everything that she knows is suddenly ripped apart when Sakura learns the truth behind Sasuke's disappearance from their lives. Now in order to save him, she must first deal with her past. Can Sakura befriend the Akatsuki without severing bonds with her friends? Deep secrets are outted and as paths begin to cross again, someone will not be returning home safely.

An example of an one-word challenge for an friend. Extremely short and fluffy. Gaara Sakura. In addition to the phytonutrients in cherries, they also contain a naturally occurring amount of Melatonin. Melatonin is a sleep-regulating hormone that is produced in the brains pineal gland. Medic, Heal, Insomnia, Office.

Set before anyone but Tamaki knows of Haruhi's fear of thunder, a chance encounter with Takashi will change the course of their whole relationship. Haruhi/Takashi

When the Akatsuki have to move to Florida, they need a place to stay. What better place than an old friend's of Kisame's? Rewrite of the original OOFAS.

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Prompt #5 for GaaSaku month! i have to apologize since i only had about an hour to do this...proofreading was not possible :-/

Prompt #4 - Alternative Universe.

Prompt #3 for GaaSaku month!

A team of paranormal investigators search for spirits that are not within in this world any more can A.G.A. find anything? be Scarred for life? or a life changing experiance? Read n you may find out

A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.

Gaara was weak and she would help him whether he wanted her to or not. Warning: Strong Language/Drug Abuse/Mature Content/Suicide Attempts. R&R. The title is a synonym for "Beautiful."

Ok, so I'm stuck with freaks that might have visted Juvi more then me. What should I do? What else? Prank 'em.

Nine Akatsuki. One kunoichi with ridiculously pink hair. Not everything is just black and white, or so Sakura surmised. Seriously M-rated.

In which village girl Sakura sits down day after day and ponders her thoughts aloud to the flowers and the birds, and finds that someone, something, was listening after all. ZetsuSakura AU oneshot, contest entry.

It's not like she asked to be kidnapped, constantly drained of chakra, and have her name changed to 'bait'. Sakura's going to get out, somehow. If she can just find the right door this time...

I wanted to die, that is, until a stranger saved me from the darkness and managed to change my mind...a shinobi named Kakuzu. Rated M: for violence, death, rape, & lemon OCxKakuzu

Young female samurai Sakura leaves her besieged village behind, seeking other skilled samurai to help defend her home. Whether they accept her request for payment or for her is another matter. A retelling of Samurai 7, SakuraMulti style.

When the Akatsuki have to move to Florida, they need a place to stay. What better place than an old friend's of Kisame's? Rated for language and some suggested themes. AkaSaku

"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.

Everyone is allowed a change of mind - even sentient swords. Sakura. Kisame. Samehada. Drabblesque series.

[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]

Zetsu defends Sakura from Sasuke and is almost expelled. Sakura saves Zetsu from being expelled and an unlikely friendship, and maybe something more, is born. ZetSaku, ZetsuXSakura. One-Shot. Edited.

She'd been right though, she had attracted a lot of stares. And she'd also, unknowingly, attracted the stares of the most feared school gang in all the countries: The Akatsuki. And it was all because of her hair, her pastel pink hair. One-Shot, PeinSaku.

Sakura Haruno, normal High school girl. NOT! She's a smart, innocent, beaten girl. She's abused, still capturing the hearts of the Akatsuki. Can they help her, or will too many mysteries get in the way of the lovely relationships they have? PLEASE REVIEW

Wealthy Parents, a Rich boarding school, and students of every shape and size. What more could a high school girl ask for? Well Sakura Haruno on the other hand is not at ALL pleased. She hates rich kids hates boarding school and her roommate is a...BOY?

Ino decides Sakura's life isn't romantic enough and since the pinkette won't do anything without a little push Ino has Sakura make an account for a new singles website. After making her account Sakura get's messages from different men... full sum inside.

Kisame is captured by Konoha after Gai's attack. Sakura is charged with his health. Both search for truth, and both may just find more than they bargained for. Kisame/Sakura. Rated for things and stuff.

Baby just look at us, all this time and we're still in love. Something like this just don't exist between a backwoods boy and a fairytale princess. Kisame and Sakura start a dangerous afair that saves their tails on more than one occasion.

Bad things happen when idiots try to defend their crushes. So was the case for Gaara when Sakura makes a comment in their classics class. But this is one literary typo that pays off in his favor, though it started out a disaster. MA MA MA!

He broke her heart, so she decided to break his pride. She'd never thought her revenge would come in the form of a hot red head with all the right moves. MA for adult themes.

Gaara and Sakura keep each other company during a party. After a little champagne goes around, they both get talkative. Sakura gets a little tipsy, and Gaara gets his flirt on. Giggling and making out ensues.

He always kept his promises, but none of his other deals had ever been so... promising. Life just got a little more interesting.

The first time we made love, he looked afraid. Like he had broken me.

Beauty is truth, truth beauty, --that is all. Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know." -John Keats A compilation of short stories/drabbles featuring the lovely Sakura Haruno and the organization Akatsuki!

Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.

Gaara's 'impenetrable defense' has one weakness...water. When Sakura is asked to teach the Kazekage to swim, she points this out. A challenge is issued...can Sakura get him into the water, and make him like it? Or will trouble find them unprepared... MA!

ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.

Sakura has been kidnapped by Akatsuki to heal Itachi and Zetsu. In an attempt to find an escape, she plays their feelings against them, but can she avoid falling in love in the process? SakuraxAkatsuki SakxKakuzu SakxHidan SakxZetsu SakxKisame

AU! Our fav pink haired genius is back and in college! As part of a co-ed fraternity no less. What happens when she and others sneak into the school for a little revenge? It's up to her to distract the guard...can she pull it off? MA! This is for Kallou.

When Sakura was 5 years old, Ino had given her three dares that end up lasting years later. What happens when a group of new kids arrive at her high school? Can one of them end the dares? Main: DeiSaku SakuDei Slight: KibaHina ShikaIno Onesided: SasoSaku

ShinoTen, GaaSaku, HidaTema, ShikaIno, HinaKiba, Irunko. AU Crack! Shino gets dragged into the school play as the Dracula to Tenten's Mina. Insanity ensues. See inside for more details. Rated for language and innuendo.

Fic for CKTC101. Sakura works as a bartender in a bordello called Laurier Noir. She catches the eye of several, some unwanted, some definitely wanted. MA BCUZ THAT WAS THE REQUEST!

Sakura has been on a mission for about a month and a half helping out the one and only kazekage gaara. What happens when Temari hosts a sleep over? seven minutes in heaven really is haven for thes two. gaasaku, sakugaa. ENJOY my first fanfic

Sakura grew up hearing that alcohol lowered your inhibitions. She really wished she had paid attention. Because Gaara had the funniest name in the world.

Maybe they gave up, right? Maybe they found a new medic to bother.' How annoying can an evil organization really be? Prologue to a story I probably won't upload. I guess that makes this a one-shot. AkaSaku

In which things gets a little more complicated for Sakura when a new man enters her life.

What happens when Temari and Kankuro drag Gaara to a dance club on Halloween? A little dancing, a little drinking, a tiny cop outfit! *This is an MA fic, with strong sexual innuendo, and a mouth twisting lemon. Avoid if that's not your thing! NO KIDS!*

100 Theme Challenge AkatSaku Young Sakura is their only means of escape, and each passing moment she has with them is a memory she will always cherish. Updated! 31 through 40 sentences.

In which Team 7 discusses bodily preferences. Chapter TWO: Sakura and her virginity go shopping.

GaaSaku She saves an injured animal, not realising who it is. In memory of a cat.

On Hiatus for Editing: KisaSaku Good and evil, black and white. Amidst a brewing war, Sakura comes to realize that they're just names for sides… and there's always more than meets the eye. Kisame x Sakura

Learning to sleep would never be this hard for a normal person. Gaara would consider himself lucky that he has a medic's help . . . If she'd keep her hands to herself, that is. GaaSaku, rated for petting and banter, oneshot.

Gaara isnt interested in women, or women......suddenly he is....very much so. gaasaku

Oh god' Temari said 'We have a Kazekage who doesn't know about sex' What will they do?

[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?

He’s used to carrying someone, Haruhi realized, and without someone to carry, perhaps he felt something missing. [Haruhi decides Mori is a steed and a knight]

All Haruhi wants to do is sleep... luckily one of the hosts has a very comfortable lap. Oneshot MorixHaruhi cuteness...

Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.

Gaara needs a break from the screams, so he changes himself and leaves for a month. Who is this living in the forest?

Sakura reflects over Gaara's hands and what they truly are.

When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!

GaaSaku One Shot. Sakura and Sasuke say good bye, and Gaara and Sakura say hello. Her senior prom turns from crappy to amazing. GaaxSaku GaSa GaaraxSakura

Naruto, Sasuke and Lee plan a birthday party for Sakura by making her a Gaaracake...GaaSak...watch out for MAJOR OOCness!please R&R summary don't do the story any justice...Happy 15th birthday Sakura!

A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku

Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.