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CALLER IDK

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Bang.

"Hey Ino?"

"Yeah Sak?"

"Did you hear that?"

Bang.

"Hear what?"

"That banging! It's like someone's trying to break in..."

"Nawwww!"

BANG!

"WE'VE COME FOR THE PINK BITCH!"

"Ino, look! The Akatsuki are here!"

"OMG! They can prank call people with us!"

"YOSH!"

"BITCH! THAT'S NOT WHY WE FUCKING CAM HERE!"

Frowny face. "It's not?"

"AAAAW SAKURA! Don't cry! We don't need these bastards to help us have fun!"

"YEAH! YA HEAR THAT?"

"Just kill her, un."

"And the fat fucking blonde?"

"Her too, un. SHE STOLE MY HAIRSTYLE!"

Le gasp. "I DID NO SUCH THING!"

"YEAH! INO DID NO SUCH THING!"

BANG!

"SAKURA-CHAN! I brought the coffee!"

"Hi Naruto!"

"Hn."

"Oh hey, when did Sasuke get here?"

"I've been here, smartass."

"Good evening, foolish little brother. I see you've returned from the free clinic."

"ITACHI-wait, what?"

"Ino, let's sneak out while they're distracted!"

"GOOD IDEA!"

"We can all hear you, you know."

"Didn't I kill you?"

"You killed one of my puppet bodies. You didn't think I'd be so stupid as to not have a backup plan, did you?"

"A girl can dream..."

And with that, Ino and Sakura promptly dropped unconcious, most likely from all the alcohol they had consumed.

That Akatsuki and Konoha nin looked at each other.

"Now what, un?"

"Well, we could all just leave and pretend this never happened..."

"DEAL."

-THE NEXT FRIGGIN DAY-

"Ugh, my head feels like hell...Ino, did we really fall asleep on the floor?"

"Looks like it...oh God, I probably look like shit."

"It's alright, you always look like shit."

"Shut it forehead."

"Make me piggie."

"Hey?"

"Yeah?"

"What the FUCK did we do last night?"

"No idea. Why do you ask?"

"Because theres like seventy missed calls on my phone from Neji..."

"Call him back."

**

"DESTINY, WE MEET AGAIN! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM 100% STRAIGHT, AS PROVED BY TENTEN LAST NIGHT!"

"Awesome...?"

"NOW I SHALL HANG UP. FOR NEJI HYUUGA IS NO LONGER A PURE FLOWER!"

"Cool story bro. Tell it again."

*Dial Tone*

"That was weird."

"So's YOUR FACE."

"Go make me breakfast."

"Just call up Naruto and tell him to pick us up some. He's like your bitch anyway."

"You're right. Naruto IS my bitch."

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fin.