"Fuck No"

An exasperated sigh escaped the 17 year old, "Just shut up and accept it. Leader says that we have to."

Hidan's facial expression was priceless. Kakuzu pondered on taking a snapshot and selling it on eBay and to his fangirls. Actually, that sounded quite appealing right now…

"I'm not going to some hellhole with you shitheads just for damn business!" He screamed, his arms flailing around like a caught goose trying to extricate its self. He liked New York; Florida was out of the question!

"Don't make me kill you, Hidan."

"Like you could; wuss." Hidan crossed his arms and turned to look around the base for Leader. The whole gang, excluding Zetsu and Tobi, were currently there. The base was actually just a 2 floored house Pein was able to get seeing as though he was the only child and his parents passed away quite some time ago.

'Stupid MotherFucker… Thinks he can control me.. I swear to Jashin I'll sacrifice him.. and have his Bitch watch him suffer. Yeah, some god he is!' Thought the enraged Jashinist as he made his way past the kitchen in which Kisame and Deidara were hanging out. He heard a hearty laugh coming from Kisame, and he had a nagging feeling in the back of his head and in his gut that told him the laugh was directed at him.

Hidan whipped his head around to glare at the astoundingly tall and shark-like teen.

"What?" He seethed.

"Easy, un. Kisame says that he came from Florida. He's just telling me about his 'sister' there, un. She seems cute." Deidara said, fingering the clay in his palm absentmindly.

Whoa whoa, WAIT. SISTER. Fish-face has a sister? Hidan voiced his thoughts.

Kisame rolled his eyes, "Not literally, dude. She's just someone I grew up with. We were both different, she's from my childhood. Last time I saw her was in freshman year."

"Huh. Cute, eh?" Maneuvering his gaze to the artist.

"Guess so, un. Kisame says so."

Hidan raised a silver (silver, not gray, dammit!) eyebrow at Kisame, pushing him to explain.

"Well, like I said she's quite different. Not too tall. Probably shorter than Deidara by half an inch by now. Total nerd, that girl, I swear; she's all about the brains. Proud of it, too. She's really sweet, and I'm sure you guys'll like her, but she's got a nasty temper, too. Very, very violent. She's got a lot of super-cool moves taught to her by Yours Truly," insert saucy wink here, plz, "You'll all get to know her better once we get there; there are a lot of things about her that I can't explain."

"That's not fuckin hot!"

"I said she was CUTE, un! Not HOT! I just wish you'd pay attention sometimes, un!"

"Whatever…"

"Anyways, I called her up. We're staying at her place, seeing as though I sold my house."

Itachi chose that time to walk in, "Whats her name?"

Kisame looked up from his drink, "Hm? Oh, Sakura Haruno."