Heyyyyy this is Dibs. I am extremely addicted to reading FF. I also just started my first story which is super exciting, and I'm sorry if this comes off as peppy because I am totally not. I've recently confirmed my suspicions that I am horrible about updating, an embarrassing revelation. Fortunately I am working to fix that, although my heavy school workload is slowly driving me insane. Maybe one of these days I'll write a few one shots or another full-length fic, after I finish ASCAF. (Which I just read as an abbreviation for the first time and am realizing sounds a lot like ass calf. I find that kind of humorous, I admit, because now my brain is conjuring up several very interesting yet slightly disturbing images.) Anyways, have a nice life, don't believe anything the tarot cards say, and don't feed the gremlin after midnight.

What I usually read:

Harry Potter

Twilight

Ships:

BellaxPaul

BellaxJared

BellaxSeth

BellaxEmbry

BellaxQuil

BellaxEmmett

BellaxJasper (love my sexy Texan...)

BellaxCarlisle

BellaxTanya

BellaxPeter

(Consequently, Bella with anyone but Edward or most of the time Jacob.)

HermionexJames

HermionexDraco

HermionexLucius

HermionexSirius

HermionexRemus

HermionexBlaise

HermionexCharlie

HermionexBill

HermionexFred

HermionexGeorge

HermionexCedric

HermionexViktor

HermionexBellatrix

(Literally Hermione with anyone and everyone besides Ron.)

All time-turner or marriage law fics

I've always pictured James as Dave Annable, only younger, with glasses, and without facial hair. SO HOT. Just saying.