The picture was jerky, dark, and unfocused for a few moments until a light came on and a face came into view. The face began to speak, weak and in pain. "My name in Samantha Carter, Major, U.S. Air Force, member of SG-1. I am dying." Rate M for language and whump. UST.

The tale of Grace. One made of flesh and blood, from where? Two interweaving realities, their stories told in alternate chapters, spoilers to mid season 8. NB: alternate timeline, character death, blood scenes written by a medic, angst.

SJ The galaxy, officially, hated them. There was no other way to explain this.

Certain SGC personal are making a list, but about what. My first fanfic, Sam/Pete/Jack kind of

COMPLETED! Inspired by LOTR VSD. Fun parodic fic of what goes through the SGA character's minds by episode. ShepWeir.

He's made a list... but who checked it twice?

Rating for a bit of language and some legal drinking, just to be sure. Year 4, slumber party SG-1 style. SJ of course.

I was strangely and pleasantly surprised at how flirty Jack and Sam have become in Season 8, and I also noticed that Sam isn’t wearing her engagement ring. So this thing just ‘popped right into my frond.’

What does Teal'c do when he gets frustrated? Read and find out! (Just some silliness, may be the start of something longer)

Drabble challenge fic-word potato. Disclaimer:not mine season: 8 Jack has gone off his food because of a certain Duck!(Petty for you uneducated peeps lol)

I am back, finally. Last installment of this story. COMPLETE! R&R!

Easy steps to help you find your wandering archaeologist.

FINISHED.Short story. A question that has bothered me for some time now, can elves wiggle their ears? Bagh! It's fluffy xp Flames used for kiln fires

A collection of letters written by various people in ME. Aragorn & Arwen, Gimli & Gloin, etc. Chapter 14 is up...presenting the DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY OF GONDOR...

This started out as a normal Fellowship-on-a-road-trip fic...But after being pursued by fangirls, attacked by zombies, subjected to bad pop music, diverted to New Zealand, and mistaken for Martians, things started to get a little strange...

Legolas decides to tell the Fellowship a story of Aragorn as a child, much to the Ranger's dismay. Competely rewritten! Please read it again, it's a lot better than last time. Het lovers, it's NON-SLASH! Updated as of 9-17

It's day one in the Big Brother house. Jack and Martouf are already having a fight with a frozen cod. NOW COMPLETE

Aragorn, Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir accidently tick off a Wizard. The Wizard put a curse on them. Do they survive? Chapter 7 Added

Ever wanted to know more about the mysterious and handsome guy who engages the chevrons? Well read on...(CHAPTER 4 NOW UP)

Walking, talking cheese people and Jack O'Neil, No.1 cheese lover.....

Aragorn and Arwen are not acting like themselves. In fact, they are acting like each other...Arwen is going for the rugged, outdoorsy look, and Aragorn actually WANTS to bathe...find out the whole story...inside. No slash. A WIP. New Chapters up: 6 & 7

Parody of Aragorn, who keeps breaking Anduril, and the other gang members, all of whom have funny new personalities. I think it's really funny, but please review so I can know if it really is. PG out of caution.

Ahem, too much ale, wine, mead, and other forms of alcohol for poor wittle Elrond.

The real reasons Elrond chose the members of the Fellowship. This is a story and not a list. It contains Foul Language, Implied Drug Use and Adult Situations.

Legolas is sick of being considered gay especially with Aragorn and is planning revenge! THE END IS HERE! FINAL CHAPTER UP!

Led by Elrond, a group of elves do a makeover of Gimli.

Sung by Haldir featuring Elrond. Sung to the tune of "Bring Me to Life" by Evanesence. Haldir sings about not wanting to go to Helm's Deep! R&R!

Why should Elrond be tied to a tree without his robes? Read, and find out.

Of all the songs Smith could have taken for his own, this was the One. WARNING: Reloaded spoilers, though you'll be reading between the lines. Rated for language.

due to boredom on the journey to mordor, the fellowship decide to set up a bet...'cos tolkien never said aragorn *wasn't* a sodomite

lol...this is up there with "And now for something Completely Different". This is comedic tidbits in the form of a contract. i have no idea how a contract is written, but bear with me.