Yes, I see you've found my fanfiction account. Aren't you thrilled at the prospect of reading all about me and my insane tendencies. While reading this profile, if you feel a slight tingling at your left shoulder that slowly crawls down to your left leg...well...that has nothing to do with this profile.

You're probably having a stroke.

If you die while reading this, I refuse to carry the body down the stairs...not that I've ever had to o_O Die somewhere else...like at the bottom of the staircase so I can blame it on someone else ^_^

Here's me in a nutshell...I'm done rambling (^^yes, that's rambling, Timmy)

What to Call Me: Kelly Anne...just call me Kelly, I guess, lol

Years I Have Graced The Earth: 15

Day To Shower Me With Gifts: April 5

The Hellhole Where I Am Located: Hopatcong, New Jersey

Obsessions: Newsies, Spot Conlon, Tennis, Racetrack Higgins, Newsies, Harry Potter, Volleyball, Newsies, X-Men (don't tell my sister...she's more obsessed then me and its frightening) Slash, My LiveJournal, Reading, Writing...Race!!!!!!

Time to Meet The Muses

Erkel: He's the weird little guy that gives me story ideas. He's purple with pink hair and sits on my shoulder. Lately, he's been being very mean to me, so I had to develop other muses

Spot!Muse: Random, slightly obnoxious but damn sexy when he's in the clutches of SexahRacetrack!Muse...heehee. S!Muse is didn't mean, though. Throws shoes at me :(

Mush!Muse: Yup...he was given to me as a gift. He's responible for any cute little sayings and things in any fic. Mostly, though, you won't read his stuff. I don't post it...sorry Mush

Kid Blink!Muse: I have no idea why, but he's the one that makes me write about people that are sad, depressed or fighting with a loved one.

SexahRacetrack!Muse: Of course, he's the one that runs around with a deck of cards and says random, funny, occasionally cute things. He has no reason to be here except to entertain me and look...well...adorable!! :D

Dutchy!Muse: *beams* He's my slash-master!!! He finds all sorts of flamers and makes me write about them...I love him. I use him the most

Psycho!Race: He's just too fun to work with!! He particularly loves ripping peoples hearts out. Gives new meaning to the expression, now doesn't it?

Ax Murderer!Race: Similar to Psycho!Race, only more violent. A LOT more violent. *glomps him and gets stabbed with a knife* See...ain't he great?

Suck-face Snitch!Muse: *grins* I love this musie. He rocks!! See, he's my make-out muse. Any kissing and/or *coughsexcough* is brought to you by him...and probably cottage cheese. Hmm...I've never eaten cottage cheese...

My Newsies Pairings (Slash..heehee):
Jack/Spot
Spot/Kid Blink
Jack/David
Jack/Oscar(heehee)
Mush/Kid Blink
Mush/Racetrack
Racetrack/Spot
Skittery/Racetrack
Skittery/Spot
Racetrack/Snipes
Skittery/Snitch
Dutchy/Specs
Oscar/Jake(do not ask, lol! It's cute!!)
David/Denton
Jack/Mush
Pie Eater/Snoddy
Pie Eater/Itey
Pie Eater/Swifty
Snoddy/Swifty
Itey/Oscar (blame it on Lute, lol) There are more...just can't think. Yeah, I know. I'm crazy. I just like them, though. Heehee...some of them are really strange, though. Oh well...deal with it!!!

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