“You must keep sending work out; you must never let a manuscript do nothing but eat its head off in a drawer. You send that work out again and again, while you're working on another one. If you have talent, you will receive some measure of success - but only if you persist.”
― Isaac Asimov

The Rev. Cardboard Box, paid minister and/or minestrone of the Church of the SubGenius, is a crabby, near forty-ish fellow from New Zealand who fills in his copious free time with stupid crap.

He hates unfinished stories and those where the grammatical and spelling skills on display make his head hurt.

When not contemplating plans to exterminate all the stupid people in the world, delivering mail, or subjecting otherwise intelligent readers to his reasonably well-written drivel, he can be seen capering like a fool on Second Life or at .

Currently five fics on the boil is too many. Expect long delays between desperate bursts of writing and self-loathing.

Oh - now he's making the first tentative inroads on a nonfiction work. It's called How To Read a Fanfic. May the deity of your choice have mercy on us all.