CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN! Based off of a story I read. Tonks and Remus meet in a muggle pub and end up doing somethings which end in life changing consequences. also my first story!

Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!

All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB

After Bella's eighteenth birthday party, the Cullen family left her at her most weakest. Soon after they left, Bella found out that she was pregnant, and the only people that she hadwas Angela and Ben. What happens when the Cullens see Bella and Nessie?

Every April 1st, the Weasley twins pull a school wide prank. For their last year the twins deside to just get in on the fun and give the girls of the school a laugh. Rated T because I'm Paronoid PS not changing whole summery look inside for change...

A one-stop shop for all GLEE one-shots of multi characters and pairs. Latest piece: Like Titanic- short yet sweet Quartie piece set AU post-on my way

Lily helps Severus celebrate his 16th birthday, but playing by her rules leads to a night of adolescent debauchery.

Alice, Rosalie, and Bella get themselves into some drama filled excitement when they decide to join a compeition to try to win the hearts of three bachelors, Jasper, Emmett, and Edward.

Santana is sent away to a boarding school when her father walks in on her and Brittany in a compromising situation. She has to face the next year alone, far from friends and Lima. However, there is one surprise she didn't count on - her roommate.

During her search for the Doctor, Donna Noble finds herself in Paris. Against all odds, she finds the Time Lord there. An early version, anyway. The Ninth version. But when they're being attacked by aliens she can't afford to be picky. Collab story.

During breakfast Hedwig delivers mail to Snape, much to Harry's confusion. Why is his owl delivering mail to Snape of all people?

The Doctor and River get sent back in time by weeping angels, and forget about their previous lives. Everything was fine; up until River started remembering. AU Ficlet.

Spencer is a stripper! But why? Warnings Pimp, Violence, Slash Derek/Spencer, 'Maybe for later a bit of drug abuse'

"Pansy, we were never dating," Draco says, running his hand through his stupid blonde hair. The Mudblood looked at Draco with concern. Ugh. Rated T for sexual themes, but not too bad. It has no lemons. PP/RL.

Samcedes fic. Sam is back, Mercedes has moved on...or has she? That's all you get from me!

Being grounded doesn't always have to be a bad thing. New Moon AU.

It's Tim's turn to be accused of murder. Luckily for him no one, apart from Sacks, thinks he did it. He also has an alibi for all of the murders, but the FBI takes some convincing to believe it. This isn't how they had planned to tell everyone. McNozzo.

Rory finds the Americans... weird, and yet oddly captivating.

The most memorable and beautiful moments in Severus and Lily's life together somehow always involved dancing. Reviews are highly appreciated!

Bella and Emmett Swan move from New York to Forks to live with their famous music producer father Charlie Swan. Can Bella handle the local playboy, Edward? Read as she and Emmett take on Forks with their soon-to-be best friends, the Cullens and Hales.

After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?

"Remus knows how to dance tango, don't you Moony?" "Do you imagine me dancing alone? What an amusing sight I will be! My lycanthropy issues haven't affected my sanity." Yet. "Of course! It takes two to tango!" "Just dance with Nymphadora!" Sirius smiled.

A memory of Lily that didn't quite make it into Snape's pensieve. Based off a personal real-life experience. Compliant with all books.

I wish I could hate you. But that's not how it works. - How Remus feels about Peter.

In 2500 words, the saga from a different point of view-Charlie's. Canon

Lily is getting married in the morning, but a visit form an old friend leaves her with doubts.

What if The Cullen's weren't Vampires. What if they were a normal family? How would they're lives be? First Fiction for a while, first uploaded. Dunno if its been dont before, sorry if it has! Enjoy.

Just before the Battle at Hogwarts, Remus Lupin has some emotional conversations with Andromeda and Nymphadora about the safety of his wife and son, and about his past love for Sirius.

Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE

What happens when a stubborn Jasper meets a stubborn Yankee Civil War History teacher? Will Jasper *gasp* FAIL CIVIL WAR HISTORY? read to find out. pre-twilight but not by much please read & review

Lily never expected to encounter Severus in battle. What happens when he saves her life? Title based on The Call by Regina Spektor

Hermione teaches Ginny, Lavender and Parvati 'Truth or Dare', a muggle game. But she starts to have second thoughts on account of a well-aimed dare from Ginny. AU story set during HBP.

Oliver shows Percy's parents what he wants for Christmas.

Written for the Fandom Against Domestic Violence fundraiser. "I'm going to marry you one day." Bella finds little truth in the words of her younger brother's best friend. Falling for a boy three years her junior isn't the way it's supposed to be. B/J. AH.

He always thought that it was impossible to live with only half of a body, half of a soul and half of a mind. It seemed as though that was just what he was doing, although you could hardly call it living. George on Fred's death. Angsty oneshot, R&R!

Bellatrix/Draco, based on a interview with Tom Felton about HBC in DH. Incest! Malfoy Manor Draco's PoV. Rated for debatable lime and language.

Bella hates Edward. Edward loves Bella. Their families are best friends. What will happen when they arrange Bella and Edward's wedding. Will Bella fall in love with Edward? Will Edward tell her how he feels? EXB

Severus in reminded of the past. one-shot please enjoy!

"Today was my birthday. I asked where you were and everyone said you both went away. When are you coming back? I changed my hair to pink and Uncle Charlie cried. Why did he cry? Love, Teddy Lupin, age six." Teddy writes a series of letters to his parents.

Drabble written for TwiFicPics Spring challenge. Spring, bets, and Slurpees. AH

Oliver encounters Percy after the Battle of Hogwarts...and makes a deadly assumption. In honor of the 13th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts.

What will happen when you've got the entire cast of Twilight locked in a room with a questionably sane director and an infinite number of truths and dares? Well, there's only one way to find out.

"There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends." Sorcerer's Stone, p. 306

Puck was looking for artificial cheese in a can. He found a MILF.

A post-Mauraders era story, Severus and Lily making up after their fight. Written while high on lack of sleep, bouncing back and forth between myself and my even crazier friend. Warning: reading may be hazardous to your sanity.

What if Snape got fed up and went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter? And then met up with some drunk HP fans? Hilarity and craziness ensue. Fluff and humor galore!

Inspired by 'The Sound Of White' by Missy Higgins. A Charlie/Bella moment.

Percy's a mess after Fred's death. The Weasleys send Oliver to check on him. warnings inside.

An accident in class leaves Percy as a kitten and Oliver has to take care of him. takes place their Fourth year. Pre-Slash

Bella Swan is in love with Edward Cullen. Two years have passed, and he's throwing a Senior Year party before everyone goes to College... Will she tell him how she feels? Will she get what she's always wanted? ONE SHOT. M FOR LEMON. AH. BPOV.

After Bellatrix's death, Narcissa goes to visit Andromeda, hoping to have a sister again. One-shot.

What really happened to Donna after she was given that ticket? She was never the same again. This is set after EoT, and during the beginning and end of S5.

Benjamin Braeden is his father's son. A story about mothers and fathers, and the things that we do to protect our children.

The New Directions have something they need to tell Kurt at the end of A Very Glee Christmas.

For Valentine's Day 2011. It's a Thalico. No hatters, just love. xx

Bella lives a life without passion. Passion is the only thing Edward has.

As I sat there on the couch, staring at the doctor, I couldn't help feeling sorry for him. He was in for a couple of long and stressful weeks. That's what happens when vampires go to therapy.

Bellatrix finds a red-haired Gryffindor first year crying in the loo. Written for the HPFC Non Canon Competition. Chapters: 1/1. Waxing Moon series.

"Remus stared in bewilderment at Teddy as the boy bounced up and down upon his toes excitedly. "Let me get this straight," the werewolf said slowly with a frown. "You want me to send you to...muggle summer school...?"" AU RLNT. Sequel to Meet the Lupins!

"Only in the memories of a sole middle-aged man was he funny, a brilliant Potioner, and covered in cake mix." The night that Lupin recieves the news of Peter's death, he forces himself to acknowledge Peter as more than the traitor he grew up to be.

It starts off as a weird friendship and then by mistake, becomes something just a little bit stronger. And really, Puck thinks that it might be better than even Eggo waffles. .:. Partie, Puck/Artie. 'Cause I love Brit and Artie and all, but this is cute.

He believes he is a modern day Prince Charming, and that true love exists. If you can find the right pair of feet…..was part of the fandom for preemies compilation.

It means to change into something more beautiful. And they have changed from the little six year olds they once were. Oneshot.

Kurt wants to paint the bedroom walls. Future!Kurtofsky, Kurt and Dave are both all grown up and happy. If you like it, please review!

The last goodbye from a daughter to her father. **ONE-SHOT**

Bella and Alice are new friends. They decide to get to know each other better through truth or dare. However, when Bella chooses dare fate – or rather Alice – brings Bella and Edward together in an untraditional way. Fluffy one shot. BxE. Rated T. AU.

When Ben Braeden lost everything, he was left an orphan with nowhere to go. Until the most unlikely savior swooped in and took him into her home, effectively changing both of their lives in profound, irreversible ways.

The First ever Forks High School Newspaper! Here you can see what's going on at Forks High School and Emmett Cullen's advice column! Aahh, High School life! ON HIATUS!

Edward leaves to go hunt and returns earlier than expected. He comes to back to Bella innocently making dinner. Yeah right. Just a short , fluffy , one-shot.

"What would you say if I told you my dad is a werewolf?" "The same thing as when you said you can fly on a broomstick, or that you're going to go to a school for wizards, Teddy. You're COMPLETELY bonkers!" AU. RLNT.

Bella finally got the approval to write the article she always wanted, but suddenly its not so important but a little brown haired boy is. Is he important enough for her to break up her long time relationship? Is she ready to be a mother? AH J/B E/B

The Cullens just moved to Maine, and Alice, Jasper, and Edward are at their new High School. What happens when 3 girls tease Alice and make her feel bad? How far will Edward and Jasper go to comfort her?

Jacob Black was just too late in saving Bella from jumping off the cliff in La Push. Read and Review!

Elspeth Dwyer has had it with arguing with her mom Renée. After a particularly stressful confrontation, Elspeth is sent to Forks to live with Renée's ex-husband Charlie. There, she discovers the truth about her half-sister Bella.

"An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too." A bond between sisters can never really be broken. A post-DH one-shot.

Rosalie gets tracked down by Carlisle and admits her true feelings against Bella being turned...now if she could just tell Bella herself. **Set early in "Eclipse"/Father-Daughter One-Shot**

Bella isn't overly impressed by her womanizing housemate Edward Cullen but, under exceptional circumstances, she has to pretend that he is her husband. Drama unfolds as the pair have to lie and convince those around them. A short story with OOC characters

Snape has a theory that the reason why his students cannot brew potions correctly; they do not understand the meaning of the words. Snape decides to change his lesson plan...to a vocabulary lesson. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are less than enthused.

Why does James Potter think the name Elvendork is unisex? Where did the name Harry come from? Why had James gone from tenor to soprano and what does Snape have to do with all of this? A fic about why Harry is called Harry. COMPLETE.

It's Environment Week at Forks High School. What happens when Mr. Banner decides to take the school camping to celebrate? Rated T just to be safe.

Why does Minerva hate the name 'Lord Voldemort' so much? Because she created it... TRMM. ONESHOT.

Jasper is studying to be an IT tech, and is working his way through college as a barista. He makes a mean cup of coffee, and has a flair for coffee art. But is his latte the only thing that keeps a certain customer coming back day after day?

One-shot. Bella and Edward meet in an elevator. Sparks fly and the tension is like a fire. He wants her, she wants him, but what will they do about Edward's clingy girlfriend? These 15 hours in an elevator will become the best 15 hours of their lives. EXB

We didn't learn much about Edward's mother, but Carlisle's little speech New Moon made me curious. What if she was changed, not be Carlisle, but by someone else? What if she went looking for her son, but found Bella instead?

How Neville learned to hold his liquor, Seamus performed the Spice Girls, Harry forgot his name, Ron lost a game of chess, and Dean gained somewhat crooked pseudo-employment.

Junior Raymond Kulp, star pitcher of the Forks High baseball team, finds himself drawn to developing relationship of the Police Chief's daughter and the mysterious Edward Cullen. Join Raymond as he observes from afar.

Edward decides to take Bella to Phoenix to visit her freinds with the rest of his siblings but what happens when they have to face Jocks, poppulars, and gossip. This is between Newmoon and Eclips so they are not engaged! It's funny and T for language

Sirius said he would always be there for Cissy. Even when he breaks apart from their family, she never forgets him. Because deep down, they are closer than anyone knows. Sirius/Narcissa

Jacob and Alice spend some quality time together.

Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R

AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

Love at first tattoo. Entry for the Tattward and Inkella comp.

Sally Blowfis is expecting a child. She talks to Poseidon. A first attempt at fanfiction!

Remus finds out that the last of his old friends is dead and the news reveals conflicted feelings.

Annabeth teaches Percy a little something about girls. Percabeth.

When Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy are sentenced to terms in Azkaban, the latter desperately takes it upon herself to place her son in the care of her long estranged sister, Andromeda Tonks.

Andromeda would have much rather stayed at home and taken care of her grandson, but she can't: there is no one else left to claim the bodies. Regrettably, the dead are not the only ones taking refuge in Hogwarts.

Take a glance into the life of the last Marauder, Peter Pettigrew. He's always been the least important, the one no one really cared about. Written for Lola with the prompt, 'I'm right', suggested Remus/Peter

What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Song parody of "High School Never Ends" by Bowling for Soup, as performed by the Harry Potter characters!

It's just any other day at the Cullens... until the boys decide to have a small argument. ONESHOT

Astoria Malfoy muses on her husband, pregnancy and a certain Miss Pansy Parkinson...

LilyxSnape. FINISHED! The slight mix up comes up here : So... read and review?

It’s an innocent day at the office until Ziva discovers fan fiction based on characters they know all too well.

Severus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!

Just what really happened when Renee came to take Bella home to Florida in New Moon? Written for the Take a walk in my shoes contest.

RevisedPetunia Dursley reflects on her life, and reevulates her marriage to Vernon and the role she plays in her nephew's life. [Complete]

Two unlikely souls find solace within the walls of Hogwarts. Remus & Petunia ship. AN: Please, do me a favor. Read before you flame, okay?

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*

Harry and Snape find out they are father and son. But Harry isn't the son and Snape isn't the father. A case against the use of Time-Turners by senile old men.