I Am the Real Number Five

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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Siena ~ Australian ~ American ~ Caramel hair ~ tan ~ 80s rock ~ staying up till the early morning ~ swears on my arms ~ reading ~ writing ~ drawing ~ 15 going on 16 ~ bitch of a brother ~ tomboy ~ jeans ~ boys ~ kittens ~ pokemon ~ bitch ~ swiss balls ~ gangsta hats ~ lava lamps ~ fairy lights ~ fiji ~ sunglasses ~ ipod ~ foreign coins ~ Rolling Stones ~ Paramore ~ Bruno Mars ~ Blueberries ~ photography ~ Family Guy ~ black nail polish ~ arms full of bracelets ~ marshmallows ~ Philadelphia ~ Twilight ~ Vampire Academy ~ Hunger Games ~ Robert Pattinson ~ John Grisham ~ Glee ~~~~ to be continued.

BEST DAY OF THE YEAR - 25TH OF August, 1995 :)

Old Pennames: SienaCullen

BANDS -- Metallica ~ ACDC ~ Pink Floyd ~ Gun n Roses ~ KISS ~ Aerosmith~ The Beastie Boys ~ The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus ~ Linkin Park ~ Paramore ~ Fall Out Boy ~ Foo Fighters ~ Panic At The Disco ~ My Chemical Romance ~ Nirvana ~ The Runaways ~ Eminem ~ Pearl Jam ~ Rhianna ~ Billy Talent ~ Evanescence ~ Pink ~ Kings of Leon ~ The Rolling Stones ~ Muse ~ And more than I can't think of right now...

If your life was a movie what would the sound track be like?

Opening Credits: This Love- Maroon 5
Waking Up: Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
First Day At School: The Violet Hour - Sea Wolf
Falling In Love: Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
Fight Song: My Immortal - Evanescence
Breaking Up: When I'm Gone - Eminem
Prom Night: I Got Money Now - Pink
Life: I JUST HAD SEX (XDDDDDD)
Mental Breakdown: Toxic - Britney Spears
Driving: Timshel - Mumford and Sons
Flashback: Heavy In Your Arms - Florence + The Machine
Getting Back Together: No Sound But the Wind - Editors
Wedding: Manhattan - Kings Of Leon
Birth of A Child: Foreign Land - Eskimo Joe
Final Battle: Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones
Funeral Song: Goodbye - Miley Cyrus (D:)
Final Credits: Breathe - Taylor Swift

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
I'll Never See Your Face Again - Rhianna/Maroon 5

IF SOMEONE SAYS "THE TRUTH IS, I LIKE YOU" YOU SAY?
Closer - Ne-Yo

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Till I Collapse - Eminem

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Whatever You Like - T.I.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Nobody Knows - Pink (LOL)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Need - Hana Pestle

\WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Long Distance - Bruno Mars

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Beautiful - Christina Aguleira (Aw :)

WHAT DO (DID) YOUR TEACHERS THINK OF YOU?
Fingers - Pink

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Nowhere To Go - Backstreet Boys

WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION?
Runaway - Pink

WHAT IS 2+2?
4 Minutes - Madonna ft Justin Timberlake (O_O)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Count On Me - Bruno Mars

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Belong To You - Muse (Aw :)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR WORST ENEMY?
All I Wanted - Paramore

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Love The Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rhianna

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Only Exception - Paramore

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
You Could Be Happy - Snow Patrol (D:)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Butterflies - Alana Lee

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Cry - Rhianna

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Rehab - Rhianna (O.o)

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA…
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (that’s stupid)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes sometimes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.

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Music Savior by Can't Decode Me reviews

Jasper and Bella! A.H. The summary is inside please check it out! Jasper moves to Forks and he and Bella become friends and maybe something more... later they meet @ a music academy will the old relationship pick up? read the full better summary inside! COMPLETED

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 129,018 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete

The Illusive Number 5 by hsw2710 reviews

John, Sam and Six are searching out the other Loriens, namely Number Five. Continuation of Movie.

I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,447 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - John S./Number 4, Sarah H.

Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews

Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob

The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 11,858 - Follows: 6,189 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Cullen Inheritance by twilightluver001 reviews

Money. Respect. NYC. Edward Cullen had them all, being the grandson of Elizabeth Cullen. When out of nowhere came in Bella Swan, who saved Gran's life, his life began to go downhill. Now he was in danger of losing his most prized possession: his legacy.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,542 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward, Bella

Distant Starlight by ClandestinePen reviews

Edward has left Bella, and she is broken. But even in her sorrow, she is not forgotten. Someone has been sending her letters...one every day since Edward left. Alternate take on New Moon with Bella/Jasper relationship.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,955 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete

You've Got Mail by Troypayisbetter reviews

She needed to know what was happening. He understood the comfort one simple letter could give. And she was important anyway. Because she was Johns. Didn't she have a right to know?

Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,426 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sam G.

Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews

To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4887 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper

Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews

(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete

Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews

All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13071 - Favs: 6,117 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Taken By Surprise by Sara.M.07 reviews

"He promised to love me forever. Every single day of forever. I didn't know forever was so short." Bella learns of Edward's extracurricular activities. Will Jasper be able to put her back together and will Jacob step aside for Bella's happiness?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 126,772 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete

9 lives by Taywen reviews

'The mark burns itself into my calf, a brand that reminds me of all that I've lost. My home. My parents. My friends. My planet. And now...' A look into the lives of the Nine. Because eventually, everyone's number comes up. Rated for language and themes.

Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011

Twilight Outtakes by s. du jour reviews

Inspired by the 'Outtakes' section on Stephenie Meyer's website. Selected scenes from Twilight are given a bit of a twist. Edward will eat, Jacob will juggle, Bella will blush, and Charlie will cry. And so will you. With laughter...

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,612 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews

Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13675 - Favs: 8,725 - Follows: 6,449 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella

Dear You, Sincerely Me by HPpercygirl reviews

A few weeks after leaving Paradise, John is finally able to write a letter to Sarah. give it a chance, I hope it's much more interesting that it sounds. Written in Present-tense like the book. John/Sarah

Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - John S./Four, Sarah H.

The Searchers by The First Architect reviews

They thought leaving Paradise was a good idea. They were wrong.

I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sarah H., John S./Number 4

The Times He Came Back by Reader1245 reviews

When he left, he promised to return. These are the ten times he comes back to the one person he will always love. ONE SHOT.

I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2011 - John S./Number 4, Sarah H. - Complete

Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews

Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3865 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Broken Moonlight by wonderwoundedhearers reviews

Jasper finds the new girl quite intriguing. With Edward recovering with Alice in Alaska, can Jasper get closer to Bella? Can he control himself enough to fall in love? Lem/Lang.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,007 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper

The Black Parade by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Because one day I'll leave you, to join the Black Parade." fullsum

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella

Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews

When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete

It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews

Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009

Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews

Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete

ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews

Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009

Solstice by Elizabeth Watson reviews

The Cullen family has just relocated to cloudy Vancouver, and Nessie, Jacob and the Cullen children are ready to start at another high school. But it's not long before things change more than any of them could have expected.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,311 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete

The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews

I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete

The Final Rose by dimitrisgirl18 reviews

Rose is a Moroi, the last of the Hathaways, and Wielder of the Sky. Lissa is her best friend and guardian. But every life story has a twist, and this one comes with a soulmate. Is it Dimitri, the guardian, or Adrian, her spirit teacher? *on hiatus*

Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,658 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Rose H., Lissa D.

Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews

Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward

Newborn by Lythya reviews

In this story, Bella becomes vampire before moving to Forks. Try and see how things might have happened, if Bella had become a vampire before meeting Edward, and how she reacts. Rated for violence. Finished by Titanterror12

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,704 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella

Game of Love by Jazminadra reviews

When a small town girl Bella Swan moves to California to live with her dad, she doesn't have any idea about the ways her life is about to change. She struggles to find her place in her new world as she falls for the one guy she thought she never would. AH

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,188 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

We should have just played bored games! by Jacob is so mine reviews

Everyone is extremely bored so they decide to play a game of truth or dare.It gets really crazy...there going to all wish they never agreed to this.I know there are alot of these already but i swear this one is hilarious and very original

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 98,055 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009

A Break Before Dawn by alphabetty reviews

The Cullen's stand against the Volturi became a battle, Alice and Jasper never returned, and Bella died. Where do vampires go after they die? Let's find out. Rated for vampire on vampire violence. AE to BD

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,786 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews

A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward

Falling Out by JulesSC reviews

Edward and Bella succumb to passion before the wedding. Serious consequences occurs, and Edward and Bella comes to a falling out.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,739 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Edward, Bella

Bella's Got Her Period! by Twilight Vampire Princess 14 reviews

Uh oh! Bella's got her period! What happens when an 18 year old girl has her period in a house with seven vampires? CHAOS! Set after New Moon! T for some language.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Edward, Bella

Twilight Chatroom by SingItForTheWorld reviews

Cullen family on chatroom. 'Nuff said :D

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009

Twilight: The Doomed Cullens by Reader123456789 reviews

Hi. I'm Drake. Some facts. 1. I'm a 17 year old vampire. 2. I'm one of the 2 last Cullens. 3. I was raised by the Cullens as a HUMAN kid. Intresting, right?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie

Oh My My My by Meggie0205 reviews

Bella and the gang are friends growing up but then Bella is forced to leave. When events unfold Bella goes back to Forks and then tragedy strikes not once but three times in the same family. How will these friends survive? AH. Canon couples. Please R&R.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 110,896 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

nessie's story by twilight121994 reviews

14 yrs post BD renesemee wants to take her relationship with Jacob that bit farther but with edward for a dad and emmett and jasper for uncles you never know what might happen.cute romance.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie

Change Heartache Into Courage by Pixiestick-cc reviews

The battle with Victoria and her Newborns resulted in the death of two vampires of the Cullen clan. Can those left behind ever find solace again? Jasper/Bella pairing. A slow build, but well worth the wait! Rated T/Soft M. Sparkle Award Winner. R&R!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 143,027 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete

Golden Moon by Androma reviews

Traduction d'une fic de NusiainForks. Edward quitte Bella, mais pourtant elle trouve la force de garder les épaules hautes, surtout quand elle réalise que Jasper est resté pour l'aider à retrouver sa confiance en elle.

Twilight - Rated: T - French - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,814 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella

Finding Relief by TwistedforTwilight reviews

When Bella loses her husband, Edward, in a tragic accident, to what length will she go to find relief? Edited: M for Coarse language and mentions of sex. All human. M sexy times. JasperxBella

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,131 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jasper, Bella

Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews

E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews

Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.

Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.

Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews

After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Undying Love by mrslautner101 reviews

*HIATUS*Five year old Bella Swan has gotten into a terrible car accident leaving her parents dead. What happens when Rosalie helps Carlisle with treating Bella? How will this affect Bella's life?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella

Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews

The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Everything Changes by LovingEmmett reviews

Her whole existence was never supposed to be a possibility. Nobody believed it could happen, but it did. At seventeen years old, she moves to Forks and meets the Cullen family and everything changes. AU. Jasper/Bella.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,788 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper

Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews

New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,784 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete

Indigo Skies by The Only Pancake reviews

Jasper left Bella, and she needed Jacob for stability. She finds peace in him, but when Jasper comes back, she questions everything she has grown know. Cullen/Werewolf drama will ensue. My JxB version of New Moon and Eclipse. Sequel to Darkest Before Dawn

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete

Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews

Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

In my hands by Queenbeth2 reviews

all human. Bella is the girl that everybody wants to be. Edward is the boy that nobody notices. An agreement to help with homework leads to a romance that neither of them can have, but sometimes it's hard to have a happy ending. ExB please read!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 138,766 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Type O Negative by quothme reviews

When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

How The Family Started by amy.twi.fan reviews

Esme wanted kids so badly, in this story I show how she got what she wanted. My first real fanfic. So read if you want to, and help give me advise on how to improve. Bad at summaries.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009

Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews

Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5753 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete

Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews

What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete

Girls Just Want to Have Fun by 2carm2carm2 reviews

Bella, Rosalie and Alice were annoyed with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. They get a strange idea. So now the girls are traveling to Canada to meet Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone. Big surprises with twists and turns, and Edward. Oh Dang! R&R

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete

Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews

Truth or Dare Cullen Style

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews

ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5692 - Favs: 5,319 - Follows: 4,645 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward

Our Favorite Year by AnnaOtaku reviews

Drama seemed impossible in the inconsiquential town of Forks, but when Alice and Edward Cullen arrive, it's almost inevitable. Secrets revealed, hearts crushed, and a heap-load of punches thrown. Will Bella and crew ever be the same again? All Human. B/E

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,930 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete

Annie by OMGeorgie reviews

Bella and Edward are hunting when they find 12 year old Annie who has been bitten by a vampire they decide to take her home what happens next? Sorry really bad at summaries - don't know how to use rating so I just put K!

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009

Stuck! by Annilaia reviews

1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete

One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews

Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Balconies by OMGeorgie reviews

Bella is 13 her Mum has just gone missing. She moves in with her Father, Charlie. She meets Edward they fast become close. Bad things happen in this world and you can't stop them. Swearing.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward

Everything happens for a reason by OMGeorgie reviews

The Cullen kids, Bella, Jacob, Siena and Georgia have been best friends since they were 5. It's summer and they're all between the ages of 12-14. What happens when there is death within the group? What if love sparks? new summary. a bit of swearing.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella

Esme's Christmas by dramaqueen-144 reviews

One Shot- Set during New moon. It's Christmas time and all Esme wants is her family all toegther, though she very much doubts that one Cullen will come home. Now a collection of one shots of some of the imporant Christmases in Esme's Vampire life

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Esme, Edward

Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews

Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009

Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews

Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11752 - Favs: 8,913 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews

An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete

Swapping Spouses by SevenDayLoan reviews

Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett

The Boy Next Door by Hannahe93 reviews

Bella Swan just moved to Forks with her Mother and brother. She becomes best friends with her new neighbors fast, but holds a particular interest in their green-eyed son. All Human, original pairings

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,591 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete

Reunion by Billy Tom Plummer Ledger reviews

Okay, here is something I cooked up in Algebra class, a little bit miscelleanous fun. To me, Tracy and Evie are the most powerful friends of all, they went through a lot together, and as long as Evie got rid of the bitchiness it could work out.

Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete

You've Kept Me Waiting by Shadows.Dance reviews

Such a pure and different love they shared, two halves of the same whole, not complete unless they were with each other...Alice and Jasper's first two years together, starting from the day they meet to when the met the Cullens for the first time.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete

The Talk by giselle-lx reviews

I spoke to Carlisle after you and I made our bargain, hoping he could help me." -Edward, Breaking Dawn. What really happened when Edward talked to Carlisle about his deal with Bella? A sweet canon take on their conversation. One-shot, EPOV.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete

His Green Eyes by xox-hattii-xox reviews

Vampires exist. Whatever you've heard to say different is. a. lie. But they aren't as Stoker told. They are different. They walk among you without your noticing. How do I know? My name is Bella Cullen. I'm a Vampire and this is my story.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,393 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Sound of Silence by hopeisabluebird reviews

AU AH Carlisle and Esme keep foster children in an attempt to bring healing into their lives. When Bella comes, she's able to help without ever having to say a word... BxE

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,477 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Goodbye, Jacob Black by Forgotten Sunrise reviews

The last good-bye is the hardest of all. Therapeutic writing, please read.

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Jacob - Complete

Back from the Dead by Typie8882001 reviews

Something happened to Jasper when the Cullen left in new moon. The only one he can now trust is Bella, and they both learn how to live their lives again. Ok so I am bad at summaries but please read.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,702 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete

Darkest Before Dawn by The Only Pancake reviews

What if Edward was Alice's mate? What if Bella had fallen in love with Jasper and when she first came to Forks? That's what this story is about! In short, it's the JxB version of Twilight. Goes into the start of New Moon. Dialogue centric, saftey rating.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,761 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete

Fated by lavenderxbella reviews

My poem about Esme's story.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete

Isle Esme by nomorepain reviews

Another continuation of the Isle Esme scene. It's more sweet than vulgar.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward

The Story of Rosalie Hale by smile1234321 reviews

The tragic tale of Rosalie Hale but the beautiful tale of Rosalie Cullen.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett

Tinsel Town by OhMyWord reviews

“I’m jealous. Was he nice? Is he as attractive up close as he is in movies?” “Yes and I wouldn’t know, but yes he’s very attractive. Really, really attractive.”

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews

Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

A Week In Hell by SinDit2010 reviews

Anyone ever wonder how Edward does when Bella's on her period?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Daddy's Little Lullaby by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews

A father daughter moment pass between Edward and Nessie. Cute One Shot. Spoiler Alert! Enjoy and Review!

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete

Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews

Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete

Surprise at Isle Esme by LoveNotesAndLies reviews

Carlisle and Esme go on vacation to Isle Esme, only to find a broken bed and a house covered in feathers. T for sexual references. Esme POV. One shot.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete

Boredom In Biology by whitereflections12 reviews

Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Truth Or Dare: Cullen Style! by relapse-relax reviews

COMPLETE.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete

Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward

Shattered Sunrise by dreaming in black and white reviews

Edward’s out hunting. Alice is on her way over to see Bella, but leaves a cryptic message ordering Bella to stay inside the house. Alice’s visions can spot danger before it happens…and of course, Bella always does what she’s told. Doesn’t she?

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,244 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete

When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008

Lollipop by Loveonawirex3 reviews

Alice has a vision that she gets to fulfill her wedding plans for Bella and Edward, is in an obnoxiously hyper mood, has a something stuck in her head that annoys the hell out of Edward, and lands Emmett in some serious trouble. Oneshot. Humor.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete

Ask the Cullens by bemystar reviews

Cullen fanmail. Fun, fun.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008

Pay Back by NoMoreThanUsual reviews

After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give Emmett back a little of what he's been dishing out. Various POVs. Sequel to The Hunt.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008

The Hunt by NoMoreThanUsual reviews

Emmett is hunting . . . in the Cullen house. Takes place after New Moon while Bella is still human and Emmett is still, of course, a vampire. Some big brothers do love to tease!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007

Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews

This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007

Bella's Song by Alice laughed reviews

I have a friend who was a bit frustrated at the lack of adult activity in Eclipse, so I wrote this for her. Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song. ONESHOT SMUT.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete

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In the End reviews

Sequel to "Only the Beginning". Bella and Edward must face more challenges in order to be together. But can they do it? Will they end up... happily ever after?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,298 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Bella, Edward

Only the Beginning reviews

Bella and Edward have been friends since they were two. After Bella's parents divorced, and she was moved to Phoenix, Bella failed to visit her long lost friend. So when she returns to Forks, why doesn't he remember? All human.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,392 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Way It Should Be reviews

The Sequel to "I knew we'd always be friends"! The group reunites for an awesome summer : should be even funnier than that first!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,008 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Edward

I Knew We'd Always Be Friends reviews

Bella and her brother Jasper have just moved from Phoenix, and they meet the Cullen family: Esme; Carlisle; Edward; Rosalie. They also meet the mcartys- Alice and Emmett.hilarity ensures as they go through their teen years together.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,941 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Little Alice reviews

Related to "Little Emmett". The Cullen family find a little deserted Alice Brandon - she's all alone and out in the cold. The Cullens are the only ones she has left... but will Jasper stand for it?

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,557 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Alice

Little Emmett The Sequel reviews

The long awaited sequel to Little Emmett. The shenanigans continue as Emmett continues on with his new life as a vampire. Drama, romance, humour, its all here!

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Emmett - Complete

Little Emmett reviews

The Cullens find an abandoned little boy named Emmett McCarthy. How will they make him feel at home? Nominated for best humour in the Moonlight awards!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,382 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete