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Author has written 12 stories for South Park.

I had stopped writing South Park stuff but then the Creek episode happened and I was dragged back in. So enjoy!

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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 218,234 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
The Violin by DarkTragicAngel reviews
AU/WW2. After living hiden for three and half years with his family, Kyle is taken to a concentration camp. Guess who's the most sadistic SS there? What starts as a cruel game between Nazi and Jew, will evolve into something unprecedent. Kyman. Warning: Coarse language, violent imaginary of war and sex. Rewritten version of "Unexpected"
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 152,996 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Some Boys Are Monsters by Eerily reviews
What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 163,104 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Expo '86 by Vcorrigan reviews
Enter the psyche of society's base, add in numerous illegal substances, and you've got the expo of the century. Because neither can admit their faults, their feelings, the one thing that matters may be lost through their projections onto others. Tweek/Craig
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,121 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Insolence by Takethe Blanket reviews
After nearly everyone left for college, 22 year old Craig Tucker is stuck in a dying mountain town with a video camera and a few uninspiring faces. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 84,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T., Token B.
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by f000se reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Heartbeat by AndThenIDied reviews
Life isn't very enjoyable when you're a cursed prince with no heart. However, every curse has its cure. Birthday fic for Lindsay. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Well and the Lighthouse by Petroica traversi reviews
AU: When Gregory is sent to France during World War II to assist the underground Resistance, he has no intention of surviving. Little does he know, once there, he'll find a reason to live. Gregstophe, Style, etc. Written for SPBB 2012!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Houseflies by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Underneath It All by ohnodontlook00100 reviews
There's Craig, and then there's Craig's Mask. Tweek is very much a fan of Craig but not a huge fan of Craig's Mask.- Why, yes, this summary does look rather familiar, doesn't it? More details inside.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Breathe Me by The Brat Prince reviews
I figured out girls weren't really worth it after the first few times I brought one home. None of them understood why I wasn't upset over the fact that my mom and dad constantly fought. You know what they got out of fighting? Hot, hot makeup sex. K/K/S
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Kenderella by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a servant named Kenny. When his cruel stepbrother and stepsisters left for the Jewish prince's ball, a faerie came and found out a way for him to go to! A very cracky version of Cinderella. K2, and eventual Stendy, and Clybe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,032 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
legs and locomotion by damn expensive eggs reviews
Tweek obsesses over the petty details of life. Craig just wants to wear toe socks.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Meine Liebe by Cleo Leo reviews
It began in October of 1934, a childish fight that leads to a surprising friendship. But five years later, a war breaks out, and the country is divided. Choices are made, lies are told, secrets are kept. But for how long? And at what cost? K2 KennyXKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Like Pinning Butterflies by superfeypower reviews
Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Promise? by The Truth's Lie reviews
"You are a very good boy, Craig Tucker. Promise to take care of my son?" "Promise." The boys are about two.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Liebe Und Krankheit by SekritOMG reviews
Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Thinking Makes My Brain Hurt by jules jing reviews
Clyde's straight, except he's kind of gay. Craig is a dick, Tweek is Tweek, and Token has common sense. Kevin might be in the Chinese mafia. Oh, and Kyle likes math. Clyde's life.. sucks. Some Creek, eventual ClydeKyle, and other things that defy logic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Clyde D.
Split by LiverQuiver reviews
Stan is struggling to get rid of his split personality disorder and lead a normal teenage life. However, Craig is growing tired of being just a figment of his imagination... Slight Style and Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Stan M., Craig T.
Expectations vs Reality by Dretastic reviews
I have come to realize over the years that what one expects to happen, and what actually happens are generally two… very different things. Especially, and I do mean especially here, when the before mentioned boyfriend is Tweek Tweak. Creek; Oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Persnickety by Qindarka reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Waking Up In Vegas by Dretastic reviews
They always say what happens in Vegas, stays there. Sadly when you go with friends, most wouldn't put money on that actually happening. Slash indeed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,412 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
What Happens In Yardale by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
High school is all about heated rivalries and stupid mistakes, but it's not the end of the world. Only in this case, it might be. Gregory finds himself standing alone against the Anti-Christ and neither of them can see this ending well. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,013 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Gregory, Damien
Starstruck by The Brat Prince reviews
Being loved by this man, by this creature…it’s not gentle, not kind. It’s being cherished by something as fierce and primal as a lion. Maybe loving him does a little to tame the beast within, but it's more like being caged myself, so why bother? Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Gregory, Christophe
Guilt Trip by let's point out the obvious reviews
An unpleasant conversation makes Kyle wonder if he's really been that good of a friend. KennyxKyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,132 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Tableau by Kokolo reviews
His target screamed and writhed, smiling and saying things never to be said. Not to anyone else but him- He had promised! -Mentions of Sex, Stalking, and Character Death.- Gregstophe. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
ExBoyfriend by funiichan reviews
When a mercenary glares at you with narrowed eyes and slams his hand first into the wall, it usually means run away as fast as your feet can carry you but then it came to this particular mercenary, I had a particular death wish. Yaoi/Grestophe
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Blinded By the Lights by Dretastic reviews
Wing it Tucker. “I.. almost chunked your coffee maker out the window.” Clearly, Craig has a way with words. Total One-Shot; Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Lie That You Adore by GothicPenguin367 reviews
Craig overhears Tweek’s secret one night at a sleepover, and he can’t understand it at all. He must have misunderstood… right? Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,358 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Defused by South Park Kid reviews
Craig state of mind as he walks down the hall. Slight Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Time Stops by ketamine.methanol reviews
Kenny and Kyle wander the world in search of an answer to gain their wings. K2, hinted Stendy and Creek.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Skinwalker by ketamine.methanol reviews
Craig doesn't know what Tweek is anymore. But it's scary as hell. MA for sexual content and language and bloodplay. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
To Deanna by moonlitelm reviews
A story for my friend Deanna. Kyle and Eric are adults, living in New York. Kyle surprised Eric, with a thoughtful Christmas gift.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Soliloquy by ketamine.methanol reviews
A demon's love is the most violent kind. Rated MA for many many reasons. Dip. Not really meant for the faint of heart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Nothing But The Rain by The Brat Prince reviews
Sometimes you lose your soul and you keep on walking. Slash. Kyle/Kenny, Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde, Kenny/Christophe and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,909 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
The Costly Coffee Conspiracy by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you. Slash. Crack not Creek! Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,125 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
I'm Not Going to Think About Him by damn expensive eggs reviews
I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Glittered Lies by Chocolate-SugarCube reviews
Sometimes I wonder what we expected for the future… Very dark fic, WARNING: Drugs, prostitution, domestic abuse, slash, death etc.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Broken Wings by Caturday reviews
If you let it, the solitude will get the best of you and you will eventually go crazy. But before you do, you will come to face yourself, your memories and your past.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kenny M.
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Glass Children by Draikinator reviews
Kenny gives a sad insight into how his life's ended up. Sad how it turned out that him and everyone he knew were a lot like glass- easy to shatter. -Style, swearing, suicide, mature themes, etc-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Failed Relationships by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Kyle leaves Ike with Craig so he can help Stan with a few things. Meanwhile Ike reminds Craig of who he used to be and about his past relationships. Past CraigxThomas, CraigxClyde, and CraigxTweek. CraigxKyle. *CraigxIke.*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2009 - [Craig T., Ike B.] - Complete
How to Survive Anything in Life but Death by TokugawaSmile reviews
Kyle and Kenny go through the trials of having a relationship. They come to the conclusion that it's kind of difficult. Slash, K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
100 Unexpected Tales by CultureTrip reviews
100 short stories about Craig and Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
It's a Wonderful Life by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
Dear Diary: My name is Kenny, and I'm crazy. A look at how life turned out for the four boys. Implied Stendy and K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Yearbook by eksley05 reviews
All Kenny wants is for things to be the way they used to be.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Possessions by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Damien returns to South Park, hunting an escapee from Hell. Aided by the mortally challenged and the mercenary, he's also being distracted by a certain English boy. Slash, Dip. Complete!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,793 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Anywhere Else But Here by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Kyle never thought that completing his degree would involve returning to South Park and hiring a gang of would-be mercenaries to find a missing friend. Slash, KxK, Creek. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,637 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Dumb Incestuous Redneck Fags by Cherry Champagne reviews
McCormickcest drabbles. Prompted by...me being a sicko. Come be a sicko with me please.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Kenny M., Kevin McCormick - Complete
He! is GOD, again by TheSaintRyan reviews
Breathe in. Breathe out. Perfect.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
The 5 Times Kenny Died, And The 1 Time He Didn't by Wishmaster Kami reviews
Kyle doesn't know how to deal with these things he's feeling, and Kenny just keeps on dying. T for language. K2 with mentions of Creek and Stendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Hooked by Glue Gun reviews
Tonight you expect to end up in the bed of someone that’s twice your age and all too willing to pay for your ‘services’-- not in the bed of your most childlike classmate. Kenny/Butters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Addict by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Sour Raspberry by Cherry Champagne reviews
Creek! Tweek just doesn't know what's good for him. *Booze Blood Sex*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Coffee Flavored Rain by frizzy.writings reviews
Kenny thinks Tweek is pretty freakin' cute when he's spazzing; Tweek doesn't even know what to think, period. Slash, Craig/Tweek, Tweek/Kenny. T for Language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Why I Do The Things I Do by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
People want to know why Tweek puts up with Craig. Well Tweek would be happy to tell them. Oneshot. CraigxTweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2008 - [Tweek T., Craig T.] - Complete
Beginnings, Middles and Ends by WhisperElmwood reviews
A three part short story about the lives of Kyle and Kenny. All things have a pattern, Kenny's life isn't any different. KennyKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Snowed Under by Faery Goddyss reviews
It felt like a revelation almost. One day he didn’t feel anything in particular for him and the next he realized he did. But maybe its best to not do anything about it. StanKyle and KyleKenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
The Boy who Loved Tweek Tweak by Faery Goddyss reviews
Journals, Tweek, Kenny, stalkers and toliet stalls. Just catching the attention of the one who needs it most. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Seaouryou reviews
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Chemicals Between Us reviews
It's hard enough dating for real the guy you've been in a fake relationship with since fourth grade, imagine being on different sides in a pointless and ridiculous superhero hassle. Oh, well, it's Civil War.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2016 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
True Wealth reviews
"And then she rescued him right back yadda yadda yadda la dee blah blah da. Listen, I'm not looking for a fairytale but what exactly do you call the resident Croesus suddenly taking an interest in the poor boy?" "South Park level craziness maybe?"
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Kenny M., Token B.] Craig T., Tweek T.
Craig Tucker, The Biggest Winner In The Universe reviews
It's New Year's Eve and everyone wants to spend the evening at Craig and Tweek's place.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Ship All The Rest Of The World reviews
Tweek is getting these weird, new feelings, Clyde is oblivious as always, Token plays matchmaker and Craig just wants to watch porn with his 'fake' boyfriend.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2016 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] Clyde D., Token B. - Complete
The Exhilaration Of Victory reviews
They are not really boyfriends. They are just pretending. It might be the most real thing in that joke of a town but still it's fake.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Craig T., Tweek T., Clyde D., Token B. - Complete
The Whole Of The Moon reviews
"Dude, how many times do I have to tell you? To get Tweek back you have to serenade him with a boombox, outside his window. Peter Gabriel is optional."
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] Clyde D., Token B. - Complete
Heatwave reviews
Tweek can't stand the heat and Craig can't handle sexual starvation. There's only one good thing that could come out of this. Shower Fun.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Fake Boyfriends Real Love reviews
"Tweek was waiting for him to say something and at that moment it seemed to Craig that Tweek had been doing that for almost all of their lives. Waiting for him to get a grasp of something. 'I want you to do it again,' Craig finally exhaled."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Just a Moment Away reviews
"But then again things the most unexpected,unbelievable way sometimes,but they still d sometimes you can't help but wonder afterwards what the hell kind of life you had name is Craig d this is my story..."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Kenneth Bloody Kenneth reviews
"If life is so sweet, then Death is a fool man's deal..."
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Us Story reviews
"And I realized, happiness doesn't need much more than two naked forms lying next to each other..." A K2 Love Story.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
I get it now reviews
Kenny finally understands the power of love...An old story of mine with Kyman and minor Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete