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 Author has written 17 stories for South Park. Hi No I will never update again Please stop messaging me I left the South Park fandom a long, LONG time ago when it became inherently obvious to me that it was full of creeps and pedos. That disgusted me and I no longer associate with it or support it. These stories I wrote myself at a young age and was not aware of a lot of the problematic content I was writing while using a lot of the writing to vent about my own problems I knew too much about myself. Please stop trying to contact me for updates, I will never support this fandom again Thanks Bye june18/20 |
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Swagger Like Us by The Brat Prince reviews
My name is Kyle Broflovski, and I have vices. Everyone does. They tell me all I care about is getting drunk and getting laid. I think I can live forever. I'm twenty three and invincible. But sometimes I wonder; is it really enough? Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,223 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Boys by witchlings reviews
It's been four years since Kyle's set foot in South Park and his return at age 18 gives him the chance to make sense of the feelings he had when he was young. If only he could get over a new found distance between him and Stan. StanxKyle, different POVs, previously titled "What Boys Are Made Of."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger, Kevin McCormick
Baptize Me In by the Zoshi reviews
-sequel to Pink- -StanxRedGoth- There is a simplicity in the chaos, a method to the madness. There is something beautiful behind these walls of dirt. Updated 01 10 2014 FINISHED
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,799 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Stan M., Red Goth - Complete
When The Hurricanes Came by The Brat Prince reviews
No matter how much we’d drifted apart through the seasons, right before the New Year rolled in we’d meet up at Jimbo’s cabin. It was a way to get to know each other again. K Squared.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
the weakends by damn expensive eggs reviews
dear craig, i'm sorry that i stare at you like you're a raw piece of meat. i'm also sorry that you have the personality of one. never truly yours, tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Broken Coffee Cups by The Truth's Lie reviews
In fairy tales, the princess is always rescued from the evil witch by a handsome prince. But with a prostitute for a princess, a fat ass pimp for a witch and a cynical asshole for a prince, will Tweek still get his happy ending? Prostitute!Tweek-Craig.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Breathe Me by The Brat Prince reviews
I figured out girls weren't really worth it after the first few times I brought one home. None of them understood why I wasn't upset over the fact that my mom and dad constantly fought. You know what they got out of fighting? Hot, hot makeup sex. K/K/S
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Grounded by Fear by Rigato Caravel reviews
Butters has always led a life in the shadow of his father. Only one other person sees the darkness. Butters/Curly Goth
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,416 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Butters S., Curly Goth - Complete
Suicide Kids by damn expensive eggs reviews
AU. There's one place where all the suicide kids go. It ain't Heaven, it ain't Hell. It reminds me of prison. We did the crime, we're doing the time. And the time is forever. update 2013: officially discontinued.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Like Pinning Butterflies by superfeypower reviews
Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Look by D McVetty reviews
Whats so hard to understand about a Love Triangle? Craig/Kenny/Kyle, for Ketamine Methanol /heart
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M.
The Butterfly Effect by Natsu reviews
And that was how I changed the world. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Seize The Day by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Ike returns to South Park after a near ten-year absence, looking for answers. But he might not like what he finds. Slash, complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,223 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ike B. - Complete
I Get A Kick Out Of You by Astrid Sonja reviews
Damien, son of Satan, has just turned eighteen years old and has only asked for one thing; to return to Earth to answer an overdue prayer. Rated for sex, violence, and death. Damien/Pip, Craig/Tweek, Stan/Kyle, Kenny/?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,079 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Damien, Pip P.
Guilt Trip by let's point out the obvious reviews
An unpleasant conversation makes Kyle wonder if he's really been that good of a friend. KennyxKyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,132 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Boxers by Sketch me up pretty reviews
Kyle gets some new boxers that dominos into something more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Au Revoir by Elijah Alexander Jones reviews
A poem. Written from Kenny's perspective. Kyle dies and Kenny can't handle it. Very dark. Very short. Rated T to be safe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Contrary to Popular Belief by jules jing reviews
Stan just had to bring it up again, and Kevin remembers why he's scarred for life. Crackshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Kevin S. - Complete
Denominator by brightened reviews
Stan and Kyle, growing up.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Need a lift? by FrankieFinklestien reviews
Kyle is going to be late to school and Craig is there to help! Cryle love!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Kyle B., Craig T. - Complete
Deliverance by KetamineSquared reviews
Kenny's out for revenge and he's going to get it no matter what it takes. MM K2, Style, Tyde, Creekomas; some disturbing scenes, extreme non-con, Stockholm Syndrome
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
br0k3 str8 boiz by KetamineSquared reviews
One hundred different slash pairings. One hundred different one-shots. A collab fanfic between K-Squared, Ketamine. Methanol, and DeadKennyDead. Multiple pairings, slash. Rated Mature for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010
Baby of Mine by Dead-Kenny-Dead reviews
Stan doesn't know if he can do it all alone. PWP, Implied Stendy and Kybe. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Stan M. - Complete
Brace Yourself by The Brat Prince reviews
Just to prove my point, I put my fingertip right under the fold of his second chin, smirk and say, “Yeah. That’s right. My name is Raven.” Style, Kyle/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,393 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
These Days Just Slip Away by The Brat Prince reviews
When you want something, you have to take it. You have to grab it by the balls, and throw down. SLASH. Craig/Clyde, Craig/Token, Style, and K squared.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Craig T., Kyle B.
Nine Good Reasons by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
Stan's done wrong to his Super Best Friend. Can he make things right by giving Kyle his nine reasons why he did it? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,560 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Not My Intention by emilovessouthpark reviews
Kenny loves his porn...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Money For Free by RyDeNiSlOvE reviews
When Kyle works with Kenny on a physics project and starts associating with Craig, his life begins to fall apart. He needs to control his anger and emotion, and possibly even gain something from it...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kyle B., Craig T. - Complete
Unspoken Words by damn expensive eggs reviews
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Stir the Roots by let's point out the obvious reviews
Stan, Kenny, and the sound of the rain on the roof of their first apartment.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
All I Want Is You by Natsu reviews
Because sometimes life is more Danny Boyle and less Ang Lee. Slash. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Forceful Love by Truthless Faith reviews
Kenny and Kyle get into an argument and there is only one way to shut the redhead up: A kiss
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Sing me a Lullaby by You'veBeenJayed reviews
So I can see you and hear you, even though you will never do the same to me. Somewhat one-side K2. Songfic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Eighteen Years by JessInWonderland reviews
Violent lives lead to violent ends. After years of going with the flow with fate, Kenny decides to make his own. Content contains themes of suicide and death. This is my first fan-fic ever! Please R/R.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
There Is A Lack of Verisimilitude Here by Cherry Champagne reviews
Craig wuvs his Tweek, and also is kind of afraid of having his brains blown out of his skull in his sleep by him. Dumb one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Viva La Resistance by KetamineSquared reviews
War breaks out across the globe, and regalias are pitted against each other with familiar faces on every side. Is old love and friendship torn apart, or brought back together? ChristophexGreg, K2, Cartyle, Stendy, Creekomas, and a hundred other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2009
Beneficial by let's point out the obvious reviews
Kyle and Stan agreed on almost everything. A one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Love is War by CometTheMicroraptor reviews
Kyle has discovered something shocking about himself, and only Kenny seems to care. K2 Slash. Rated M for later events.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
I'm Not Going to Think About Him by damn expensive eggs reviews
I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Piecewise Function by brightened reviews
Drunken sex is not the best way to start a relationship. Nor is it the best way to start a story if you want it to not suck. Stan doesn't want either of those things, because he's not gay and won't be talking about that night anytime soon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Paired Up by whocares10315 reviews
Craig and Stan are paired up for a school project and it doesn’t look too good…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
im sorry boy, shouldnt fly with his kind by nrs reviews
mon cheri! the night is young, the moon is full and your so hot! style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Dopey by Cherry Champagne reviews
I hate titles. Um. A miserable Stan uses a little tiny Ike to get back at a neglectful Kyle, and things happen because of it. Mature, yo.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Pink by the Zoshi reviews
It takes years to change yourself. It takes moments to change your mind. It takes seconds to fall apart. SxR FINISHED 08 31 2009
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,877 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Stan M., Red Goth - Complete
EYEGINA! by Eyegina reviews
Ben receives a new and exciting alien which pleases Kevin. Ben/Kevin
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
I'm Your Type by whocares10315 reviews
Craig Tucker apparently knows far more about Kyle Broflovski than anyone else. Perhaps even more than the redhead himself…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Breaking Rituals by Dalliance reviews
I guess it’s just that under all the layers of annoyance he’s causing me, there’s one of concern. Onesided Stendy, minor Style. Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Never Die by The Brat Prince reviews
Stan Marsh moved away from South Park when he was barely eleven. Now he finds himself at Park County High, where Kyle and Kenny are best friends, and almost lovers. He and Kyle instantly click, creating a rift between the two friends. Slash and angst.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Classical Conditioning by Cherry Champagne reviews
Red rocketing Pavlov's dog. : D Creek, short and silly and pointless.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Hot and Bothersome by let's point out the obvious reviews
Kenny prefers his Kyles slightly red in the face. KennyxKyle oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Whence We Practice, We Make Perfect by Cinvxten reviews
Sometimes, if we're really good, we can lie so well that those lies become truths. How many lies have you convinced yourself of? How many have yet to rise to the surface? Don't worry - you know what they say: Practice makes perfect. Just keep on lying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Drugs and Late Night Talk Shows by avalise reviews
Kyle has Stan—sort of. Stan has Kyle—sort of. If only Stan would just grow a pair so that he can quit wasting Kenny's weed on whining. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Happenstance by the pink striper reviews
At the beginning of junior year, a couple of weeks after move in, Kyle Broflovski decided that it was probably time he told Stan Marsh that he was gay. This is a study of what happened next. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Rat Traps by Cherry Champagne reviews
When the old ball-and-chain's fastened around your neck. Or at least you think it is. Craig's POV. Mature means sex.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The K Squared 100 by the Zoshi reviews
100 shorts of Kenny and Kyle. Slash and friendship, based on 100 words from a random word generator. UPDATED 02 13 2009 71 to go! :D PS: New Chap. Has Sharks! READ PLZ xD
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,764 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Football! by Cherry Champagne reviews
Pip and Damien are MANLY.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
The Loser's Game by TheFlySavior reviews
Stan can never be a winner in the game he plays. No one knows when the change occurred, but the emminent cry for help remains. The question remains of what happened? WARNING: Major Slash/Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,995 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Silent Musings on a Dead Night by DragonSapphire reviews
Stan thinks about Kenny. Stan/Kyle/Kenny hints.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
макiпg згзстяiсiтч by allergic-reaction reviews
-STYLE- Stan's out of state visiting relatives for Christmas, leaving Kyle behind, all alone. What's a guy to do at 3 AM when he can't sleep? Call his best friend, of course. :Smut.PWP.boylove.OOC: - StanKyle -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Phobias by damn expensive eggs reviews
Stan is assigned an essay about phobias, and Kyle sure is a big help. Style one-shot, from, like, the beginning of time.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
An unconventional foreplay by DC13 reviews
Gregory/Ze Mole. Seducing a Mercenary is hard.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
stan & kyle play with dolls by kyleisgod reviews
Stan and Kyle play with dolls, and each other. Need I say more? Cowritten with BratChild3.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Cat's Cradle by Mitzurugi Swallowtail reviews
Stan loses his mind. Cartman and Kenny decide to help him out. Implied StanKyle, StanCartman, onesided StanKenny. Character death, violentsuggestive themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Worth A Thousand Words reviews
Random pairings, random stories, random word generator. Combine, and you get a lot of oneshots. M for possible mature content in future chapters, and language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010
Paper Flowers reviews
Craig's got it in for Kyle Broflovski. Cryle M for language, themes and sexuality in future chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,843 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Craig T., Kyle B.
Kitten reviews
They flop into bed, the vertigo sending his mind into a pleasurable whirl. He half-lids his eyes as he enjoys his high and Craig's touches, almost unfamiliar under the blanketed effects of his new sense of peace. SITUATIONS WITH DRUG ABUSE. Creek, Cryle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T.
The Left Field reviews
If you live your life backwards, you die before you're born, and you don't have anything to look forward to at the end. Kenny - possibly K2. But mostly just Kenny. T for language and some mature content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
So Long, Lonesome reviews
High school dramatics and secret salvations that tie people together or break 'em apart. Tons of different pairings. Namely Style. Rated MA for future chapters. Harsh language & adult/sexual content. Hinted drug use & abuse.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,357 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Unhinged reviews
With a shaky breath as he trembled from the chill, the snow renewed beneath his bluish palms, and he stared up with wide, hollow green eyes. "You have to look harder." RATED M for frightening scenes, macabre, and mature themes. Non-slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Never Ever reviews
Get me the number to a clinic!" the Jewish boy shrieked, standing up now with his hands in the air. CRYLE, Mpreg, T for themes and language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Craig T., Kyle B.
Sugar Free reviews
Kyle's sick of being a diabetic. Drabble. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Kyle B. - Complete
Yellow and Blue reviews
Tweek reflects on his present problems and his past mistakes. Hinted Creek, hinted Cromas... warning for sheer insanity. Drabblish oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Keeping the Blade reviews
Red, red, red... A goth fic featuring Kenny and Stan as well. T for character death, and disturbing content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Red Goth, Curly Goth - Complete
Time Stops reviews
Kenny and Kyle wander the world in search of an answer to gain their wings. K2, hinted Stendy and Creek.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Skinwalker reviews
Craig doesn't know what Tweek is anymore. But it's scary as hell. MA for sexual content and language and bloodplay. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Twisted reviews
Issues building up from the quirks of his child hood finally make Tweek snap when he's plagued with jealousy. Rated MA for sexual content, character death, and gore. Not meant for sensitive types. Creekomas
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Soliloquy reviews
A demon's love is the most violent kind. Rated MA for many many reasons. Dip. Not really meant for the faint of heart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Off The Wall reviews
Kenny catches his husband with his best friend. Kenny/Craig/Kyle. Rated MA for sexuality, slash, language. Lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
allamerican game reviews
This is it; this is the end'. Quick drabble, T for themes and language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
