Dretastic
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Joined 07-29-09, id: 2028270, Profile Updated: 09-30-10
Author has written 4 stories for South Park.

9/30/10; Sooo like, as of now this account will more than likely be dead. It's plausable that I may return at some point, but I doubt it. My main drive has pretty much involved original characters and roleplaying, and seeing as neither have any place here... it's time I wander off. Anyways, the few stories I have here will be staying up, I have no intentions of removing them (:

Thank you all who've favorited and/or left review!love for me during my time here, words cannot express how much I appreciate it!

If you feel the need to contact me for any reason, you can find me @ http:/// , or moreso on as the user Andrea (that's where I ~always~ am lol).

Again, thank you all, and farewell for now at least (;

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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 218,234 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Twinky Fun by NightingaleLost reviews
Just a random thing I did for laughs. Think Kenny, Craig, Tweek, and the idea of porn. You know you're interested. XD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Anywhere Else But Here by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Kyle never thought that completing his degree would involve returning to South Park and hiring a gang of would-be mercenaries to find a missing friend. Slash, KxK, Creek. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,637 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Addict by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
In the absence of coffee by Lar-lar reviews
What was worse? He wondered; No coffee or the metaphors? Certainly he could not take the metaphors without the coffee... Craig/Tweek slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
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Expectations vs Reality reviews
I have come to realize over the years that what one expects to happen, and what actually happens are generally two… very different things. Especially, and I do mean especially here, when the before mentioned boyfriend is Tweek Tweak. Creek; Oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Waking Up In Vegas reviews
They always say what happens in Vegas, stays there. Sadly when you go with friends, most wouldn't put money on that actually happening. Slash indeed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,412 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Blinded By the Lights reviews
Wing it Tucker. “I.. almost chunked your coffee maker out the window.” Clearly, Craig has a way with words. Total One-Shot; Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
So Count Me In reviews
Oneshot composed entirely of anxiety filled Tweek thoughts. Which, I feel, sums this up better then I could. Rated T for language..
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Tweek T. - Complete