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Joined 10-10-05, id: 911155, Profile Updated: 07-28-20
Author has written 17 stories for South Park.

~Disclaimer: I have gone through a fair number of life changes since the last time I updated anything here. I have no idea if I will ever write anything again, but I'm not going to close the door completely, so I will leave everything up and not delete anything. (Definitely looking at you, Echoes of a World Left Behind.) I miss writing for my South Park fandom and the friends I made there, and I've been coming back to read a lot lately. My first fic was published over a decade ago and I definitely recognize the cringe and terribleness of my early stuff (all of my stuff, let's be real), so go easy on me, I was so young and so inexperienced.~

~Disclaimer II: Since writing the above disclaimer, I've updated an old story and posted a new one. I suppose it's safe to say I'm back, for the time being. Feel free to reach out about anything. ~

My name: Call me whatever.

My age: Who knows at this point.

I live: In Canada.

I work: All the time.

I play: Videogames sometimes, board games less often, card games even more rarely.

I listen to: Music, people, my heart.


I fangirl for: More than is likely healthy, or normal. I'm very prone to attemping to escape into other worlds.

I write for: I only have stories up for the South Park fandom. That's where my heart was when I was writing. Who knows if that will change in the future.


I like to make new friends, so if any of you want to talk to me,

I have (and use): Facebook Messenger, Reddit, WhatsApp, Kik - feel free to ask.


I have eight favorite SP characters: Tweek, Clyde, Craig, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Christophe, and Thomas.


When I was actively writing, I tended to write slash, although for the most part, it was never anything rated higher than T, because I felt (and still feel) awkward writing anything more than that. That being said, I do have one M-rated story at this moment in time.

My OTP: Craig/Tweek (Creek)

Runners-Up: Christophe/Kyle ('Tophelovski), Clyde/Thomas

Others I Will Read: Craig/Clyde (Cryde), Craig/Clyde/Tweek, Kenny/Kyle (Ksquared), Kenny/Clyde, Christophe/Kenny, Kenny/Tweek, Clyde/Tweek., Christophe/Craig.

Honestly: I will read mostly anything if it's written well.


My favorite fic that I have written: Yearbook.

My least favorite fic that I have written: Broken.


What I've Written:

Works-In-Progress:

Echoes Of A World Left Behind - A spinoff of Worlds Apart - this one's all about Clyde, and what's going on in his life post-everything WA.

Fleeting Melodies - A collection of very, very short stories. Each one inspired by a song that it is written to the length of. Ongoing for as long as I continue writing. Any and all requests welcome and will be carefully considered.

Starlight - A Kenny-centric story with some great potential to be horrendously tragic.

Finished Things:

Worlds Apart - Kyle's birthday present gets ruined, the guys learn a lot about themselves, and lose something none of them realized meant so much to them until it's gone. Emotionally heavy chaptered-fic.

Yearbook - Kenny compares life in his high school yearbook to his life four years later

I'll Never Tell - Stan likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, neither one of them is brave enough to say anything, and Kenny's too preoccupied to help.

Thursday - Christophe has a secret.

Crushed - Clyde/Thomas, because I think it's cute.

Star - A little oneshot about Tweek; it used to be part of my Random Word Oneshots, but I split that up into single stories.

Grave - A tiny oneshot about Stan reacting to a permanent Kenny-death. Also once was part of my Random Word Oneshots.

I Dare You - 'Tophelovski, dedicated to ChapeauVert (their username at the time, anyway).

Read My Mind - Clyde/Kenny, I'm debating a sequel...

Broken - Craig/Tweek. It was a cathartic attempt to deal with the aftermath of a situation when I was 19. Definitely not my best work.

Cargo Pants and Blacklight Lust - ...'Tophelovski, my only M-rated fic.

Stigmatized - Songfic, Kenny/Kyle.

Alive - Kenny/Tweek.

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All Good Things by mr. eames reviews
Well, all good things, they must come to an end, but what about starting from scratch again? Stan/Kyle, grunge rock, a one-man road trip and Star Trek novelizations. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Like Pinning Butterflies by superfeypower reviews
Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Shadow Stalker by Cannonade reviews
Two months after the Saviour incident and Dante is missing a certain someone. Once reunited with Nero, he rescues the kid from a boring life... but it appears said kid has a mysterious stalker. Dante x Nero, yaoi
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,997 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Constellations by mr. eames reviews
Christophe's life story was not very long. It began in a drug store at 3 am, where he met Kyle for the second time, and it ended with his death a few months later. Christophe/Kyle, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Don't Tell Anyone! by Cannonade reviews
ONESHOT. Set during DMC4 from Dante's POV, what if something actually happened between them? Full summary inside. Dante x Nero, YAOI smut, yes it's from a cutscene so if you don't like, don't read!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Dante, Nero - Complete
I'm An Awesome Stalker by jules jing reviews
Clyde gets a girlfriend! Fortunately, Craig WILL fix that problem. Featuring Craig and Tweek going undercover, just because they can. Twoshot, Cryde.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Craig T. - Complete
Ennui by dsfgajkh reviews
Clyde was, by nature, a very apathetic person. Craig always knew how to defy that apathy. CraigClyde. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
A Snowflake Fell by mr. eames reviews
Kenny is always awake when everyone else is asleep. Just wondering. Why the hell is he even here? Kenny-centric, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
The Xander Gander by melodrome reviews
Xander's thoughts on the things we know about, and some things we don't.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 72 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Xander H.
Things My Boyfriend and I Have Argued About by mr. eames reviews
Poor Kyle. He suffers from minimum wage, the French mafia, hiding dead bodies, slightly insane friends, his mother and his boyfriend being of the opinion that everything in the world is his fault - always. Stan/Kyle, threeshot. For eksley05.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,933 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Say Hello To All The Boys by mr. eames reviews
Well, boys will be boys, even in South Park, and sometimes, that means kissing other boys. 10 drabbles, all slash, multiple pairings, book meme/challenge.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kyle B., Craig T. - Complete
Oblivious by mr. eames reviews
Arriving at every conclusion except for the correct one, Kenny brings oblivious to a whole new level. But really, it would be a lot easier to figure out who Stan and Kyle are dating if they'd stop spending so much time together. Oneshot, crack, Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pushing Daises by mr. eames reviews
Kenny accepted the bad things in life rather easily. Until someone stole the notebook where he wrote, among other things, his love notes to Butters Stotch in. That was another story completely - his next death would probably be of embarrassment. Discontinued.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Chemistry by mr. eames reviews
Kenny remembers dying Kyle’s hair, he remembers the chemicals, he remembers the reaction. Oneshot. Kenny/Kyle, Stan/Kyle and hints at other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Addict by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Waiting Room by mr. eames reviews
He was thinking of what Kyle said, "Love is watching someone die." And that's exactly what he had done. Christophe/Kyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Christophe - Complete
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Coffee Flavored Rain by frizzy.writings reviews
Kenny thinks Tweek is pretty freakin' cute when he's spazzing; Tweek doesn't even know what to think, period. Slash, Craig/Tweek, Tweek/Kenny. T for Language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Normal by Moluvsnumber17 reviews
Buffy chooses the real world over Sunnydale...but what happens when she finds something unexpected...Spuffy!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,157 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
I Go Back by Vcorrigan reviews
A very familiar French boy has returned, turning Kyle's world upside down. What will ensue from Christophe's return? Pairing ChristopheKyle COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,025 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
A Day in the Town Called Eerie by MissSefie reviews
My first and only fic on Eerie Indiana up on I've kinda stopped writing it, but I might start up again if inspiration hits me. Narrated by Marshall, Simon and Dash, and introducing 3 OCs based on members of an online community.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004
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100 Ways To Say The Words
100 drabbles/oneshots based on a theme list. Will be various pairings, etc. TBD as it goes. Likely some Creek, K2, and Cryde along the way but that definitely won't be it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2019
Starlight
On his nineteenth birthday, Kenny McCormick is given a life-changing gift. How he uses it is up to him. Various pairings TBD, though I can definitely promise Craig/Tweek if nothing else.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2019 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Tweek T.
Echoes Of A World Left Behind reviews
Clyde's post-Worlds Apart spinoff. After everything's that's happened, Clyde now has to find a way to live. Won't make sense if you've never read Worlds Apart.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Clyde D.
Fleeting Melodies reviews
A collection of tiny stories inspired by and written to the length of songs. Varied content. Slash/het/whatever strikes my fancy. Rated T for now. Periodic updates. Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Worlds Apart reviews
Sometimes you're just doomed. Butters/Cartman, Craig/Tweek, unrequited crushes. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,181 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Yearbook reviews
All Kenny wants is for things to be the way they used to be.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
I'll Never Tell reviews
Stan doesn't tell anybody how he feels about Kyle. Kyle doesn't tell anybody how he feels about Stan. But somebody else knows their secrets.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Thursday reviews
Christophe doesn't tell anybody where he goes on Thursday nights.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Christophe - Complete
Crushed reviews
They were two of a kind, each one cast aside without a second thought. But sometimes, things fall apart just so something better can fall together. Oneshot. Slash. Clyde/Craig, Clyde/Thomas, hinted Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Clyde D., Craig T., Thomas - Complete
Star reviews
It happened every Monday, out on the playground... Who would it be today? Very, very short little oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Tweek T. - Complete
Grave reviews
Slowly, he moved forward, until he could reach out and touch the gravestone. His shaking fingers traced over the name... Very, very short oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Stan M. - Complete
I Dare You reviews
Sometimes a stupid dare is just what people need. Oneshot, 'Tophelovski.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Read My Mind reviews
Songfic... Oneshot. Clyde likes Kenny but he can't make himself tell him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Broken reviews
Tweek's heart is broken. The one person he cared about most seems to care the least about him... FINISHED.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,122 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Cargo Pants and Blacklight Lust reviews
I can see the smoke as he exhales, curling around the top of his shadowy figure, forming a sort of halo. But I know he's no angel." Kyle knows he should stay away, but night after night he gives in to temptation... Oneshot, 'Tophelovski, Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Stigmatized reviews
Songfic. My first attempt at a KennyxKyle, rated T cuz, well, language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Alive reviews
Kenny comes to a realization about death. Oneshot. KennyxTweek, don't like it don't read it. :-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete