It's an unlikely place to start a friendship, but life is full of surprises. Something these two are about to discover. 'Hospital'/Asylum AU - M for character death

Mycroft thought he had finally found the one. Lestrade believed he was trapped in a twisted mind game. Mystrade. Warning: non-con/ dub-con, slash, angst etc. Chapter 1-Interlude have been beta by branwyn, and FeliciaHM for Chapter 10 and onwards.

So in heaven the lovers are Italian? Spain is unconvinced and decides to test the country's seductive skills on the most frigid country he can think of... Engano NO SPAMANO

When an incident took Iceland's life, Norway sought comfort in his own realm of daydream. Mentally unstable and at risk, he is now under the care of a Danish therapist, who desperately tries to show him the reality. But Norway isn't quite ready to let go.

Sherlock didn't much care that his brother was dating his DI. But then they went a step too far and did certain things in 221B that Sherlock would rather not think about. Now it's all-out war with each couple trying to out-do the other. Mystrade vs. Johnlock! See the multiple warnings inside. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.

A Nordic parody of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland are caught in an epic love square. As if things weren't chaotic enough, Iceland mucks up Fairy King France's attempts at cupid, and the results are the stuff of tragicomedies.

It all starts with a conflict between two brothers and they find themselves tangled up in the mess of their relationship, eventually drawing in more and more people. NorxIce, Incest, highschool AU. !UPDATED!

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

A look into the "family" life of Canada, Prussia and Canada's kids. Fun times ahead guaranteed! How will the kids deal with Prussia and how will Prussia deal with the "kids"?

Matthew gets a surprise after class in his locker. One that has potential to change a lot about what he knows and what he thought he did. -my first go ever! . -

The Avengers apparently need to talk about their feelings, so S.H.I.E.L.D brings in a psychiatrist for them to talk to. Right. Because that'll work out so well. Nothing's ever easy when the Avengers are involved. Character studies of the humorous kind.

AU: Based of Titanic. Castiel Milton boards the famous boat in hopes to travel back to New York and marry, but that all changes when a certain gentleman interrupts his life and a catastrophic disaster leaves them fighting for their lives but their love.

A step-by-step look at how Gregory Lestrade fell in love with Mycroft Holmes. See warnings inside.

A young Mycroft Holmes is a field agent for M.I.6 trying to kill an arms dealer, but the only good way to get to him without international incident is with a honey-trap. Lestrad is his Superior. Mycroft/OC and Mycroft/Lestrad

When a stray bullet puts Greg Lestrade on the precipice between life and death, he strikes a deal with the angel of Order and Disorder: Find the person he took for granted in the past by sifting through his memories, or die trying.

How the country conflicts with the person reflected inside. One Shots. Implied rape, self abuse, drug usage... and other things which appear in history. Chapter Twenty Seven: Marcus knew he was free the moment Rome was trapped.

Gregory Lestrade had never much looked at Mycroft Holmes... and then the temperature climbed and he saw the man eat an ice cream. See warnings inside.

HS! AU Greg is hated at his prep school because he's different. He's alone until he gets stuck bunking with Mycroft Holmes. He may have found a friend. Actually, he may have found more. Mystrade and sides of Mormor and Johnlock Irene/Harry, Sally/Anderson

...is impossible. As Lestrade will find out. Good thing Lestrade doesn't actually want to break up anyway. Mystrade.

DI Lestrade is summoned to the Diogenes Club by Mycroft Holmes, for reasons he's never been able to admit to himself.

Sequel to 'For Queen and Country'. The immediate threat on Mycroft's life has been temporarily terminated, but the case isn't over yet. Now Lestrade is in danger. With Sherlock and John safe outside of the country, how will Mycroft handle the situation?

Gregory was looking for a friend. Instead, he found Mycroft, and he wouldn't change it for the world. Mystrade and a tiny bit of Johnlock if you squint really hard. Prequel to 'The One I Need' Hogwarts AU

When she opened the door, she quickly put her gun back in its holster. In front of the duo were two six year old girls, each with brown hair and blue- green eyes. One held a baby in her arms while they huddled behind the bunk beds.

Greg Lestrade already had a lot on his plate dealing with his new "friend" Sherlock Holmes. He didn't expect to have to deal with Sherlock's brother too.

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

Or, 'Deductions About DI Lestrade'. Mystrade established.

AU PruXAus His ability to see sound is an ugly curse. Can he ever manage to find something beautiful?

Of first meetings. My first feeble attempt at Mystrade!

It started as a small conflict between France and Engalnd, but soon the whole world was in. It would change everything, would tear apart old alliances, and create new ones. Is there any way to keep newly found love strong? GerIta, UsUk, SpaMano, others

This is about a nations and the humans they love. Will do lots of 'em. Probably. Mainly focuses on England and France, just because I focus on their history. Contains character death, language, and stuff. I had nooo idea what genres these should be.

A.U The first time Matthew drinks he gets completely wasted and wakes up next to... Ivan! Alfred is not going to like this. What's a poor Canadian to do? T now, M later. IvanxMatt, and AlfredXArthur.

Cruelty was his right hand, and monstrosity was his left. ----- Denmark x Norway multi-chap rated M for sexual situations and physical and mental abuse; read with an open mind

King Arthur Kirkland has been given a mission by the all powerful...Fea. So he sets of with his trusty knights of the rather round table. Monty Python and the Holy Grail crossover fic.

A series of oneshots for Lady GaGa's "The Fame Monster." NEW DELUXE EDITION. Now includes the original album THE FAME. LEAKED: JUDAS ANNOUNCEMENT

English pride would have Arthur dead before he ever wore a swastika.

Misery loves company and he finds his in the form of a hitch hiker he picks up early one morning.

A story for anyone whoever wished that Nation People existed.

In which the 'mermaid' is a merman, the prince is a jerk, the merfolk are warmongers, and alcohol is of more interest than true love. A fairy tale. Nordic and Germanic central. Slight romance.

Norway isn't the same anymore - things change as centuries tick past - But sometimes change is good NederlandxNorway

"The HAP part stands for Homosexual and Proud."When sophmore Tino decides that homosexuals need to take a stand,people from all over get involved.From a cross-dresser to an albino to the mafia.Even he isn't even sure What's HAPpenin! AU Sufin&others

Norways love life gets a little to crazy... and kinky. Warning: yaoi, sex, and much more. Rated M for a reason. UPDATED WITH CHAPTER 3

Neighbours and friends acting strange? Perhaps they have fallen ill...use this handy 'Encyclopaedia' to determine what your loved ones have contracted! Utter crack and mostly done for my RP-friends

Matt has always been alone, no one remembers his name, no one cared. This was until his brother threw a party. LudwigXMatthew, and more. Rated M for later chapters. yaoi, lemons, little bit of cursing

When Gilbert comes back from over the wall, nothing is right. A Bad Touch Trio story. Human names used, rated for Gilbert's potty mouth and implied themes.

Norway is an over-worked, under-paid employee, just going about his business in a completely normal fashion. That was, until Denmark just had to waltz in that day, and y'know, never leave.

"Typical. You wait 20 years for a dad to show up, and suddenly you get three at once!" Loosely based off the musical 'Mamma Mia' Only with more characters and fun. Pairings include but are not limited to GerIta, AusHun, PruCan, Giripan, and Spamano!

Denmark's forgetfulness causes trouble when he can no longer see Norway's magical friends and accidentally ends up offending them. But what you can't see can't hurt you...right? Denmark/Norway

Noah knew that having a penpal was not something to get excited about but why was he so eager to always hear back from this Mathias guy? AU DenNor side SuFin human names used

Could it be possible? Could Roderich possibly be straight? No matter what, Gilbert is set out to change his mind. Anything is possible with these guys... AU high school setting. DISCONTINUED

Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!

Denmark misses seeing his favourite Norwegian drunk and he'll do whatever it takes to do just that: Get Norway drunk. However, there is something Denmark forgot about an inebriated Norway and thus he is in store for a 'rude' reminder.

Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?

There is a lesson to be learned and sacrifices to be made. A rather old de-anon from the kink meme. Little Mermaid AU

Kink meme fill. An explosion leaves Denmark with a permanent brain injury and Norway struggles to find his role in their relationship as the line between lover and caregiver begins to blur.

Arthur didn't mean to change France into a child, but he was never quite himself when he was drunk. Until then, Arthur was going to be relearning the joys of fatherhood until he figured out how to change him back. FrUK -notshota-

Prince Gilbert is a bored out of his mind,so he decides to go to a local Pub where he spots a dazzling beauty. but things don't turn out as they should. WARNINGS: yaoi, cross-dressing, soon-to-be smut!

Canada asks America hardcore, to make him a sandwich. America is not impressed. CRACK

How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.

Being scammed on a house wasn't planned. Neither was the six foot tall, scary Swedish man that apparently got scammed into the same thing. Too bad they were stuck together. -Complete-

Tino Väinämöinen, a Finnish interior designer stumbles into a guy saving an injured dog on one fine morning,and...read and find out the rest!

They say when the moon is blue strange things occur. A gateway to another world opens linking our world with its own. America and Canada have found themselves pulled into this world. A world full of chaos and at the center of it a mystery they must solve.

So Norway's engaged to Sweden but she's fallen for Denmark and Finland's in love with Sweden but Sweden's desperately trying to build his relationship with Norway. Period drama meets Hetalia. Rating may go up to M in the future

The seven deadly sins and seven twisted loves of Alfred Jones.

Matthew finally worked up the nerve to tell Francis and Arthur that he's dating Gilbert, but they're not very happy about it.../Inspired by that Daddy's Dating Rules joke... thing./There's a bit of PruCan and FrUk.

Berwald, feeling rather lonely and agrivated, goes into a Nordic chatroom and meets Tino, a cheery Finnish boy a year younger than him who makes Berwald realize how friendless he is. Berwald then realizes that he wants to know Tino better. SuFin.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...

All over Europe, one song comes to unite and remind the European nations about the war and the bloodshed of different historical events through the National European Radio. Is or was the world really as peaceful as we think? -No pairings-

Denmark looked at him quizically but flicked his eyes towards the calendar that hung on the wall. "22 of April?" His tone lifted in curiosity and confusion. "Exactly, my friend. ex-act-ly!" M for sex, alcohol abuse, ignorance of culture and celebrations

Arthur only registered two facts. Francis was gone. and the car crash had ruined his life. oneshot, France x England, enjoy.

Gilbert, a veteran homicide detective, is put on the case of a kidnapping. As the case moves on, more and more is revealed surrounding the victim, entrancing Gilbert. He soon becomes obsessed with the boy he was sent to find, the boy with the purple eyes.

It's time to send in an expert. Because Raphael may not be a human, but he knows exactly how they think. Dean/Castiel

Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS

Arthur hated the man called Vichy France. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.

Ivan gets home and finally has time to relax. Now what does he see through his window.....

When Alfred goes to the Calgary Stampede with Matt, he's shocked to find a side, if not many sides, to his brother he had never known before. Firstly that America wasn't the only cowboy around. Slight America/Canada

Often dreams are simply random assortments of the elements stored in a person's brain. Sometimes we wish they were more. Sometimes we get more. Often times we regret it. One-sided Sweden/Finland

I just wanted to hear your voice. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.

Upset by his loss against his brother, Canada lets his frustration builds up and starts ranting again. But how is he going to do it this time?

Inspired by Hans Christian Andersen's "The Steadfast Tin Soldier" // For pineappleSAMBA's birthday // Norway's favorite fairytale of a little soldier clothed in red is about to have a happy ending this time around.

When he separated from Denmark, he thought he would be independent and free. Instead, all he became was was Sweden’s… wife?

The one time Berwald couldn’t keep him from falling was the day he needed it most. Who would have thought that trying to kill himself would wind up giving him something to live for? SuFin AU Human names

When things are about to derail as usual during a World Conference, Greece decides to be the hero and save the day for once. Also, don't insult the mastermind behind gay sex. Greece, Japan, all characters

The Parent Trap- the newer version- with a Hetalia twist. Romano is a somewhat poor kid from New York, Feliciano a rich kid from Florida. They meet at summer camp without knowing of the other's existence. Chaos ensues. SpainxRomano, GermanyxItaly, USxUK.

They had been brothers for their whole life, and knew everything about each other. But then why was Al finding stories about two guys on Matt's computer! An AU of the dysfunctional family. Al/Matt, yaoi written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp

Sometimes, things aren't the same as they seem to be. Norway understands this more than anyone else. Doesn't he?

Denmark sees something he probably wishes he never saw in the first place. Now he's jealous he can't be that special to Norway. slight Denmark/Norway and hinted Norway/Iceland. might become multi-chaptered.

AU // Young Haldor is having a birthday and it's Norwegian tradition to pick a friend to dance with during class. Søren is not pleased when his best friend does not choose him--in favor of his younger brother. // More explanation inside.

Iceland becomes ill, but he refuses any help. Denmark and Norway won’t hear a word of it. But as Ice's sickness worsens, the Nordics realize they need to do everything in their power to keep him from falling.Icelandic Financial Crisis

Hetalia cast is doing Don Bluth's Thumbelina... Well, their own version. Norway is Thumbelina, by the way. And he is wearing a dress. Yup I suck at summaries.

Canada was quite happy with his virginity until Germany & Prussia's unusual relationship catches his imagination & interest. A Germany x Prussia x Canada fic with implied Russia x America

M/M SLASH, YAOI. ONESHOT. DENMARK/NORWAY. Caught in a blizzard both literally and figuratively, Denmark must summon the courage to face Norway and ask for forgiveness once and for all. Secret Santa gift for kainoliero at LJ.

A collaboration story between myself and Shironess. Historical Fan fiction.

Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived two very different young men, both unhappy with their lots in life. Luckily for both they looked exactly alike. Swapping places, the pair ends up having to deal with each other's problems. USxUK

Matthew is an overlooked senior at an boarding school, who fell in love with a former student - who is now teaching French! Francis is having trouble in translation... FrancexCanada School AU. Rated M for Omake. Writen for Secret Santa @ Livejournal

What's the best way to end an argument, or in this case, shut America up? Shout the most hilariously random red herring there is: "I WAS FROZEN TODAY." One-shot.

DenNor - Cinderella.

Lovers seperated by circumstances they cannot avoid, they now seek solace from the cold. One-Shot R&R

Bun Day - a holiday in Iceland where children awaken their parents with bun wands. Not that the nation himself would miss out on such a day, of course. T for implied Denmark/Norway

This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.

Denmark can't sleep so he asks Norway to tell him a bedtime story. DenNor

The world figures out that Canada has never had his 'vital regions' officially invaded. Chaos breaks out, and Matthew only wishes to return to invisibility... America x Canada, World x Canada, revised DSMVR version, other will be taken down

I know what we can do. Norway didn't answer; he simply glared at the fire. We can tell scary stories. Den/Nor

There were a lot of things Lithuania knew and didn’t know. But he was certain this man was depending on him, and only him. There was no other way. AUish LithuaniaxRussia

There once was a prince that needed to save another prince. There once was a mage who was friends with said saving prince. There once was a story.

Denmark liked to think that Norway wasn't really teasing him, he was just trying to say something in a particularily harsh manner.

- Norway/Iceland /Denmark - One-Shot

Matthew wishes to discuss a personal matter, and, much to Arthur's horror the person that he wants to discuss it with is -him-. Canada/ England