SONADOW. Companion ficlets for 'He Is My Master' about when Sonic and Shadow are trapped for the night in the dungeon of a foreign dimension, and execution is scheduled at dawn. Unrelated Bonus Story 'The Value of Rarity' in chapter three.

So, Sasuke killed Itachi and Orochimaru, and came back. What's he to do now? Why, whip out the PWNsome camera and start filming the craziness that is home videos...done by Sasuke and Naruto! NOT YAOI. RATED M FOR SWEARING.

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

Five teenagers leave home from Konoha on the path of gym badges and the Pokemon League. Challenges and adventure await them, and a darkness in the form of the Akatsuki follows them, and slowly, one of these things proves equal to, or greater than, the other. Some violence within, pairings to be decided.

She walks into the comic book store, and everything changes. An AU story. / "No!" she insists, but she's grinning and bumping his shoulder and he has never, ever talked to anyone like this before.

After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.

Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.

A one-shot of Joan and Sherlock preparing for Christmas. Straight up fluff, mostly domestic life and weird banter. Friendship only; no romance. Story image by alienaristocrat on tumblr.

Because sometimes, Watson and Holmes just seem like an old married couple. A quick oneshot.

Sherlock notices 6 gifts Joan is wrapping. He deduces who they belong to, but isn't too thrilled when one of them has his name.

Sherlock is upset, and Joan isn't around to sooth his mind. In fact, she's the very reason he's all out of sorts. Read what happens when our favorite sexy mastermind deduces why that is.

After a few drinks, the typically modest Dovahkiin decides to enlighten Serana about her adventures dealing with the infamous Daedric princes of Tamriel. Part 3 in a series.

Food-and-drink-related one shots and drabble involving Rose and the Doctor. Because sometimes you've got a craving you just can't stop. 8 cameos, 9/Rose, 10/Rose. Occasional cameos by 11 and his companions.

Co authored with DNAisUnique. CG. Tis the season to believe...

Five flaws in the character of Charles Xavier, brought to light by his dearest friend, almost lover, and greatest enemy. First Class era. Charles/Erik pairing.

He's his most vulnerable when he sleeps, you're sure of it. DavexJohn fluff/drabble/oneshot/post-game or AU in general. Your choice.

This is the morning that Rose awakens with a craving for more than just tea with her best friend - is the determination of a single human being enough to bring a Time Lord to his knees?

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

It kills John, those smokey eyes that can see through everyone and everything in seconds, but are beyond mere human emotions. Slash.

John Watson is confused and flustered about something. And what is it with all this touching Sherlock is doing? Pure Fluffiness

"As far as crushes go, this is the one he's had the hardest time getting over." John wants Sherlock. Sherlock wants John. So what does Sherlock do? Go out on a date with someone else. Sounds about right. Slash.

Mitchell feels something while watching 'The Real Hustle'. I am very bad at summaries and giving a title for my story.

At 6.22 in the morning, Monday through Friday, Arthur walks into the coffee shop where Merlin works. But when Merlin calls Arthur by the wrong name, Arthur keeps quiet and let's him carry on with it.

Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.

A collection of drabbles/ficlets. Mostly to be used for Rose/Doctor stuff. Essentially any idea I have stuck in my head that makes it to paper before disappearing. Suggestions welcome! Oh come on, just give it a shot!

Written for SherlockBBC fic Prompt: Sherlock is injured badly after TGG & paramedics cut off some of his clothing revealing his body is covered in scars. Now everyone knows something very bad happened to Sherlock. How does Sherlock react? Pt. 2: Slash

Ianto makes a bit of a discovery about where Jack goes after he dies, and why. Jack/Ianto. One-shot.

A little bit of a fun moment between Rose and The Doctor. Just pure fluff, no plot allowed, oneshot.

"We need to talk." Rose says, firmly but softly. After all, she's got a right to know, doesn't she? Set a about week after Girl in the Fireplace. Ten/Rose, a bit of Ten/Reinette.

CG. Twas Christmas Eve at The Lightman Group...

The Doctor uses a bit of literature to show Rose the answer to a very important question.

/post-war/ Toph notices that Fire Lord Zuko's heart quickens whenever Team Avatar come to visit, and she's determined to find out for whom.

9Rose. The Doctor takes Rose to the icy planet Woman Wept for a night of fun and sightseeing. The simplest things can sometimes be the sweetest.

Just a short drabble about the Doctor and Rose.

Oneshot. The Doctor talks in his sleep, Donna comes to comfort him. DoctorxRose shipping, DoctorxDonna friends.

Ianto's under the weather, and Jack comes up with a few ways to make him feel better. Jack/Ianto. Fluff. One-shot.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Ianto is in a festive mood... Jack/Ianto. One-shot. Fluff.

...Sirius kisses everyone, after all.

Misfire!fill from the AC Kink Meme: Wherein Desmond discovers a skill.

There is nothing Remus doesn't know about Sirius. Nothing.

When the TARDIS appears in the Archives and kidnaps Jack and Ianto, little do they know what mischief she wants to get up to...yet another "On-Verse" story.

The five times that Altair was talked about and the one time that Malik defended him. Altair/Malik

/AC, AC2/ Of the siphoning of blood, and the lesser of two evils.

Leo is still miffed about the whole 'getting shot at while careening down a mountain and oh btw Caterina is hott' thing. *sigh* Ezio better have a good apology ready, or else Sassy!Leo may need to make an appearance. Which means, of course, he does.

Lily believes that Sirius has finally settled down with a steady girlfriend, but she finds that this isn't the case at all. RLSB

AC2, Leonardo/Ezio. Four years go by and nary a word about that night, but sometimes it takes a while to say important things. Ezio can't escape his nightmares except when...well. You probably know where I'm going with this. Sequel to Will to Live.

Ron has a sneaky little game to play at Madam Puddifoot's. One-shot. Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Remus realises why shopping and Sirius don't mix. R/S

... someone die. And we painted our lintels with you as the ocean dried up, little blue butterfly.

Sirius discovers a new language. Remus is not best impressed. Sirius/Remus

Malik was very observant. The welfare of an assassin relied heavily on his ability to observe and react to their surroundings. It was not surprising, then, that these little additions to his bureau had not gone unnoticed.

Parvarti's newest matchmaking scheme leads Hermione to grudgingly reconsider her relationship with Ron.

AC2, Leo/Ezio, Rated T for flirtiness and fluff. Leo doesn't think he's all that attractive, and Ezio begs to differ.

If Blaine is going to gush about Kurt, it should be at Kurt. This, at least, is how his best friends feel after three weeks of the non-stop Hummel network.

Kurt has horrible luck when it comes to kissing, but Blaine is determined to change that. One-shot, Blaine's POV.

Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...

In celebration of Christmas time, Blaine thinks he and Kurt can sing a certain song together. Kurt figures that it has just been made into his new favorite song. Blaine/Kurt, boy kissing!

Blaine's gorgeous, talented, sweet, and he's buying lunch, which is considerably growing with every drink and bite of the fattening burger that slides down Kurt's esophagus. - Post-2x06

Blaine's got this weird window of time in the afternoons where he invites Kurt over to watch movies. Because he and Kurt are just friends. Kurt definitely doesn't have feelings for him. There's no way. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, HP jokes:::

Sirius and Remus are acting oddly and James, despite his best intentions, can't help but jump to wild conclusions. SBRL slash. Oneshot.

An ode to chocolate, really... Remus likes Tonks a lot, though. God, I suck at writing summaries, I really do. ONESHOT.

Three times a woman flirted with Arthur in front of Ariadne and one time a man flirted with Ariadne in front of Arthur.

In which Sirius makes a startling realization, Remus reads a lot, and the students of Hogwarts are a little too nosy for their own good. SBRL slash. Oneshot.

Hogwarts-Era. The marauders play a silly game.

Ezio scared Leonardo a little too much. T for language.

Getting stuck in his first detention ever gives Kurt a lot of time to think...about last Tuesday, and how weird his relationship with Blaine is becoming. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, heavy inspiration from Darren Criss's music!:::

The title says it all. Total nonsense, so please don't try to find any 'deeper meaning' behind my words. Please R and R, it's the only way I can keep it coming!

Ianto gets sent home sick; Jack is domestic and sweet. Jack/Ianto. One-shot.

Five weird, non-magical ways Remus and Sirius encountered each other that led to everything else.

Tensions run high between the students of Hogwarts in the time when Severus Snape, Lily Evans, and the Marauders are teenagers. New spells are invented, insults are traded, new bonds form, and unexpected support blooms.

When you get a genius for a lover, goodnight is said differently. Implied UraYoru

a poem told in Renji's point of view about his inner feelings for Rukia and his jealousy towards Ichigo. Ichi/Ren/Ruki.

Paper airplanes fly up; paper airplanes fall back down. Ichigo spots one of those and sees familiar hiragana handwriting on its wing. There was only one girl who he knows will be doing this, only one.

Rukia has become addicted to Coffee, and Ichigo has to deal with it. Fluff Ichiruki

Part of the "How To.." Series. Ichigo see's the incredibly popular book written by Rukia, and he wants revenge. He writes up his own version, and after reading this, every Ichigo out there will have a completely obedient Rukia by their side. one-shot

He taught her things she thought she knew, and she changed his world. A multichap story about Ichigo and Rukia's daily life together, and how life can be so much more with just a little Strawberry.

Post Doomsday/Runaway Bride. The Doctor can't mourn properly, and the TARDIS takes it upon herself to help the Time Lord begin the healing process.

CG. Football in Foster's office...

Sent to me from Sushi Chi. Most of these are Janto again. What can I say? I'm a sucker for Janto.

Just a drabble that popped into my head when I was thinking about those spirit threads that popped up early on in bleach never to be seen again. Probably not really T, but I haven't really gotten the hang of the rating thing.

For all you Ichigo homeowners out there. This is a quick and easy guide to help you train your Ichigo. One-shot IchiRuki T for suggested mature theme.

It's not so much the end as the beginning... Part of my Kismet series. Inspired by a passage from "Into the Fire."

Nine months after events on Endor's moon, Leia ponders why she's not satisfied... Inspired by a throw-away line from "Into the Fire." Part of my Kismet series.

Naruto characters living in my house, a high school girl war, and then I get sent to the past Naruto world... What else can go wrong?

I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.

Sirius in eyeliner has driven all of Hogwarts insane with desire. Remus is the only sane one left and is having a tough time dealing with the love-struck staff and students. RLSB

Renji and Rukia get trapped in a strange city. While alone, can they rekindle their lost friendship and something more? One shot perhaps a sequel one day .

In which Tonks is drenched, Sirius finds himself in a sticky situation, and Remus finds out it's best just not to ask.

Before you know it, your second choices can become your second chances. ishihime, ichiruki EDIT: Formatting issues officially fixed!

When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.

Sirius refuses to believe he is gay. But when he should be enjoying his time with a beautiful girl, he finds he can only think about one person. SLASH, T rating for sexual situations, nothing graphic.

Sirius takes on the role of a secret admirer. Sometimes it's easier to tell someone that you love him if you don't have to tell him yourself. RLSB

Jack talks Ianto into a day at home. In bed. Fluff ensues. Written for Panic! At The Police Box. Happy belated birthday!

The entire trip was Finn's idea, and Kurt's positive that that makes him the best brother ever. I mean, come on, the sky's practically puking rainbows and Finn's totally cool with it so, yeah, he's the best brother ever.

Kurt Hummel has a problem in the form of an overly touchy-feely, giddy, and sick Finn Hudson.

Sometimes, losing something isn't all that bad, especially when it comes to them. Spoilers for chapter 108.

On a seemingly normal day, Kurosaki Rukia finds a box by the roadside while out grocery shopping. Inside were two kittens, dirty, hungry and willing to give lots and lots of love. One flipside though: There goes Ichigo's serenity for the next few weeks.

SONADOW Sonic has the flu, Shadow has to take care of him and neither is very happy about it. Sometimes the Ultimate Lifeform ponders whether putting a sick hedgehog out of its misery is still considered a crime.

After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.

Being immortal means that people will always leave you. But Alucard finds comfort in unexpected spaces.

Leonardo's a procrastinator, and Ezio succeeds- only once- in getting him to do something right away. Slash Leo/Ezio, pure fluff

He just knew he would end up marrying this girl... And God wouldn't be the only one laughing in the end. ShikaTema

Roy Mustang likes to start his morning with a cup of coffee. But at night, Roy is visited by the steamy dreams. One would wonder if for example one guest could have been, hypothetically of course, Edward Elric, how would one Mustang react? RoyEd.

Naruto has been dreaming about the blue haired beauty that he saw at the waterfall, still not knowing that it's Hinata. She's far too shy to tell. Will Naruto ever find the woman he fell in love with that night? Naru/Hina

She woke up into the darkness-- her sight was taken away. She thrashed around, panicking, until a hand reached out and took her away. She did not know who the man was, nor of his intentions, but she knew what to do when he whispered, "Trust me."

Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.

Drowning in the abyss of loss, Shikamaru finds that help comes in many ways but always in one form. Implied ShikaTema.

Mitzu can't do well in class no matter what she does. What happens when she gains a tutor?

A blink - a simple, one fourth of a second - was all it took for his world to vanish. - Roy/Ed. Manga spoilers.

Iruka is working late at the academy, and Kakashi wants to get out of the rain. What happens when the lights go out?

Funny to slightly serious, two-liners to a whole page, it's all in here! Fifteen AxS drabbles inspired by a single word that I'm not alowed to use in said drabble! Yes, folks, come on in! Major AxS fluff full steam ahead!

This is Edward Elric’s view on this whole “I-hate-Roy-beyond-what-you-can-imagine-yet-I-have-wet-hot-and-steamy-dreams-about-him”. RoyEd.

Aria loses the love of her life, who wants another woman. What happens when Kankuro realizes he has competition for Andrea's heart?

Four years after he leaves, Hima finds herself wondering if Sasuke will ever come back. Will she find peace?

Monsters have always been creatures of nightmare for Seras Victoria, can she ever get past her fear and see the men the monsters once were?

Simplification: The mathematical act of reducing relationships to their base components. Just a little one-shot about what Seras means to Alucard. Post manga. Contains random musing on Alucard's part and mega AxS, but no lemons. Hopefully not TOO fluffy.

While bored one night, Alucard seeks out the company of his fledgling. He finds her in the mansion's main living area, watching an anime episode, and she talks him into giving the show a shot. Hints of AlucardxSeras, but nothing really overt... One-shot

Hinata writes a love letter to Naruto. What are Naruto's actions? R&R, you know you want to! And also: Sakura write a birthday letter to Sasuke. What happens when Sasuke get's ahold of it?

Coming home from a mission, Seras finds that someone has left her a rose and a mysterious letter. Who could her secret admirer be? Anime-verse. One-Shot.

A late night cup of tea with Donna... is a dangerous endeavour.

CG Post-Tractor Man. Gillian is too quiet...

Leonardo wants to be something without his art, and Ezio wants to be something besides an assassin. Five times Leonardo asked for a hug and one time he didn't . Slash Ezio/Leonardo

DeiItaDei, Pathverse. Itachi has a dilemma involving Christmas gifts, and an unlikely solution to solve it.

Seras and Pip have a little talk about the temptations of the flesh -- desires, wants, needs, lusts... and even love. One-shot, falls somewhere between serious and fluffy. PxS pairing.

Seras wonders about her soul and incquires Walter, Peter Ferguson, Integra and Alucard about it to find out more about her soul and herself. Rated T for heavy-duty thinking. Will make more sense if read. One Shot

What if Seras had never joined D11? What if she'd never gone to Cheddar? What would happen if she made one different choice in her life and then met Alucard a year later? How would the effects of this ripple outwards? Anime AU. AlucardxSeras pairing.

Merlin's magic runs out of his control...with amusing results

Akatsuki, a campfire, toasted marshmallows and ghost stories. It was such an idyllic thought in theory. In practise, Pain wonders if he suffered from a moment of idiocy when he suggested it.

They meet in the woods, and Sakura finds out just how evil the Akatsuki can be. HUMOR oneshot deisaku

MEOH. Today is a very delicate date for Gaara, and he tries to figure out just how much things have changed with the help of a very special blonde… GaaNaru Friendship and fluff. Shukaku.

Remus's point of view, a couple days before the moon. Sirius, in a rare moment of clarity, forgets briefly about being a total prick. RLSB. Drabble.

What starts out as a boring rainy day turns into something epic when Tenten gets caught in the middle as Neji and Lee challenge each other to a bet - if Neji cuts his glorious long locks, then Lee will shave his beloved eyebrows! NejiTen fluff

Remus and Lily find a certain two Marauders incredibly maddening. RLSB, JPLE. Rated T for inexpertly used British swears and lovesick teen ANGST.

Based on an actual event. Deidara should really get to reading the directions. Not really sure if it's funny... but whatever!

Sequel to: Of Tape and Limited Editions. Yes, Itachi is very generous...to his brother anyway...

Riza has a mysterious date - and Roy can't figure out who it is. Riza/Armstrong, Roy/Ed mentioned

One day Naruto walks into the training room to find Sasuke hovering over some suspicious brown substance on the floor...

Dedicated to InsanityIsTheNewBlack! The Gamers of Akatsuki are awfully nice when it comes to the holidays. Sequel to: When Bonding Goes Wrong.

Atem couldn't be happier with his new summer job as a lifeguard at the local beach. Could he? Well, Yugi certainly could use some cheering up. Yami/Yugi or Atem/Yugi. Whichever you prefer. Au. Rated for kissing, implied stuff, and maybe a few curse words.

Alucard's rest is interrupted by a little kitty-cat, which is whining at his chamber door. Read to find out how the No-Life King handles the situation. Short-one shot. A couple of ISD references, but you should still be fine if you haven't read that fic.

The scene that was missing at the end of "The Singing": when Cadvan and Maerad confess their love to each other. Alison Croggon seemed to skip that scene, though it was a major conflict. Please don't read this if you haven't finished "The Singing."

Sequel to First Encounters.The village is hearing things about Naruto having 'intimate and oh-so-very romantic dates' with Edward. Now who started that rumor? Sakura wants to maim Edward, Shikamaru's still too lazy and Naruto's being conniving. What now?

Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku

After Ed leaves for the military, he tells Winry to go to his room. But why? Reasons are suddenly revealed when Winry finds a hidden letter written by Ed himself. Words he never got to say. One-shot.

Sam denies Kiba's advances, but what happens when Aria sets her up... but not in the way Sam thought?

Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?

Temari forces Gaara, Kankuro, and her fiancee Shikamaru to go out for "brotherly bonding." She goes to Naomi's, and both convince Aria to come over. What happens when Gaara shows up in the rain and completely alone?

Aria promised to wait until Kaina turned of age to drink. They go out to drink with Kiba and Kakashi. What happens when Aria decides to take Kiba and ditch?

Itachi and Deidara seem to be getting along a little too well to be considered normal. So Kisame and Sasori investigate on what the two youngest members of Akatsuki do locked up for hours on end. Hilarity ensues. Might Re-edit later.

Aria and Kayla go out on a pranking spree. What will happen once Aria ditches Kayla and Shikamaru needs Kayla's help rehearsing for a play?

This is... severely OOC Naruto characters who have replaced my friends in the crack fiction that I did a few years ago. Please enjoy the severe crackyness that is this series. Please keep in mind, my writing was not what it is.

M for violence and swearing Tobi bashing lol - Tobi brings a girl home for Zetsu and everything seems to twist for them all.

Movie Night for Artemis Fowl and Holly Short does not come often. And what do do when it does? Run, my friend. Tonight, we join them reviewing the anime "Full Metal Alchemist." Written for and dedicated to xFullMetalFanGirlx.

What happens when L finds his cake as gone missing? And just how does rubber duckies fit into all of this? Will L find his cake, or will it forever be a mystery? My poor attemp at humor. Not a yaoi, just read please.

Unfortunately for anyone either attached to or enamored with Haruno Sakura, particularly Uchiha Madara, what Sakura hid from the world was much worse than any secret diary. Oneshot, MadaraSakura?

Fourth of July celebration with a few Naruto characters - Kiba, Kankuro, Gaara, Deidara, Tobi, Temari, and Shikamaru - as well as my and another's OCs - Aria and Anika -.

She let herself fall. KakashiKonan.

Gaara are you upset?" Sakura asked hesitantly. "Of course I'm upset, The Akatsuki are sending you love letters" he growled. "But it's not even like the Akatsuki" Sakura exclaimed. "It's more like the Akatsuki on Crack!" OOCness. You have been warned

All my favorite Naruto pairings falling asleep. NaruSaku, ShikaTema, ChouIno, ShinoHina, GaaMatsu, KakaRin, KibaHana oneshots.

He was Uchiha. He did not feel emotion. Emotion was weakness. One-shot from Sasuke's POV. SasuSaku.

Press bent the rules. A response to the epilogue of SoH. Major spoilers.

One-shot. Seras tells a couple of kids a bedtime story. Contains, vampires, knights, zombies, twins, a dragon, an evil priest, a young maiden and... a pretty obvious AxS pairing. Come on, I know you're curious. LoL Well, I hope you enjoy.

Tak marvels at Karen's abilities in her zombie form. TxK drabble. Set in Kiss of Life.

Donna's reaction to the Doctor's appearence in The Goblet of Fire. This is based on my friend's similliar reaction.

Temari and Hana have a mission, and they will stop at nothing to complete it...rated for swears

In which a second race exists alongside humans: the felis. The cat-like. Rare ones would have dreams of their future. A redheaded prince among them dreamt of his future mate when she was only a child. He sought her out and watched her grow up beside him. Members of the court to this day spit out their wine when they hear tales of her delightful antics. SasoSaku, OOC like omg.

Short one-shot. While Seras sleeps in Alucard's arms, the No-Life King reflects on their relationship. Hopefully, IC and not too mushy.

Seras Victoria attempts to have a 'normal' night. But her idea of normal and Alucard's differ.

Alucard and Seras sit down for a nice, relaxing game of Monopoly.

think the principal controls the school? think again. what really happens between the first chairs of the senior band. when the curtain goes up, it's time to face the music. sort of a crack-fic, deisaku, AU rated for safety

Gaara never liked sleeping or his bed much, even when he was able to use both. Can anyone fix that problem? GaaNaru Fluff

Bobby and Loor, flash frame style.

The one thing Light had always truly hated about L was, coincidentally, the one thing he had a grudging respect for. L made him feel.

Hey! That's my lavander-scented shampoo, you-- you-- you blonde bishie!" Sakura exclaimed. "What did you call me Pinky!" he growled. Surely first impressions never last? Well, think again! Crossover fic. Oneshot

KAKASHIxOC! Imagine that you land in the World of Naruto. How would you cope with the fact that you're stuck with your favourite character, Kakashi? YAY! May contain some M material *nosebleed* heh heh! COMPLETED! T.T

Crack-fic, one-shot, 100 words more or less: like title suggests short Edward meets the shorter Yugi. Rated for one word.

Short, silly one-shot. Why is Seras wearing a bunny costume and standing in front of a rather large church? Read to find out.

I was bored and needed to blow off some steam. This was the result. One-shot. Crackish. Alucard really, really wants to kill a particular 'Authoress'. Contains Twilight bashing. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame. Simple as that. No pairings, just talk.

Once again, Team Kakashi is going to attempt to bring Sasuke back! But they're going about it a little differently this time... crackfic rated for innuendos and safety no pairing oneshot

Deidara wakes in the morning and... "Sakura!" "What?" "You said his name!" "So?" panic ensues! deisaku oneshot fluff rated to be safe and for slight innuendos

Alucard's bored. He pesters Integra, but she's too busy with paperwork... so he moves on to his fledgling. Seras is reading Shakespeare, but Alucard interrupts her and basically orders her to go out with him. Short, lighthearted, two-shot. Hope you enjoy.

oookay... this was slightly awkward for me to write. I suggest only girls read this. My OC Nuhima is sick, and the Akatsuki have come to me, her creator, to get me to heal her. How can I say no to a bunch of murderers? Slight OCxDeidara pairing.

Rose reverts to childish tactics to determine the Doctor's feelings for her. How will he react to The Test? Ten/Rose.

Desmond & Lucy, ACI. Because he is not Altair the 12th Century Assassin, he is Desmond the 21st Century Bartender. And it's funny how things work out that way.

Christmas oneshot. Yami gets a card inviting him to Anzu's annual Christmas party. Here's the catch, though. Yuugi isn't invited. Rated for kissing and one bad word. Puzzleshipping. Happy Holidays!

To a lesser ninja, she could have been just sitting there. But Deidara was not part of the Akatsuki because his observation skills left much to be desired. Oneshot Deisaku Rated to be safe

She's the Professor, he's the student. No matter what, even if your roommate is sleeping with her best friend, should you ever fraternize with the teacher. Even if he happens to be fourteen years her senior. But stuff happens and he's not complaining. KxS

Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!

A short fic with many implications and a frightened Riza. Roy and Ed?

A one-shot and something of an AU...in which it's Konoha against the world, and Sakura against Sasori. SasoSaku

Somebodies getting married! But who could it be? Pairs include ShikaTem KibaKank NejiTen NaruHina InoChoji GaaSaku. :::SEVERAL ONESHOTS:::

Sunday: Soup Sakura, the Akatsuki newbie, decides to treat the gang to a homemade dinner! Oh the possibilites. No pairing Last one!

Saturday: Storm "It's not gonna kill you, you know." "Screw you." hidasaku

Havoc and Hawkeye go to an amusement park. Another one-shot thing. HavocxRiza, implied RoyxEd, and if you squint and tilt your head sideways you might see some implied BredaxFuery, too! Rated T for minor suggestive themes.

Thursday: Rain and Sushi deisaku fluff

Friday: The Closet no pairing, slight innuendo rated for safety

Wednesday: Shopping "Would you like to guess what I'm wearing right now?" Rated for some innuendo itasaku

Tuesday: Hair Rated for language Oneshot No pairing

Monday: PMS First one in a series of oneshots! Sakura wakes up one morning to find her stomach cramping and her breakfast cereal gone. What will happen? T for safety.

Roy falls into a strange dream where a picket fence seems to be his worst enemy. strange, ROYAI...subtly....

Tobi likes Peanut Brittle! MAJOR FRIGGIN OOCNESS, MAN!

When Edward falls through the ice, what can Winry do but dive in after him? Now it's a race against time and the cold. Psudo blanket fic, but not really. EdxWin

“Naruto, you really need to shut up” And with that said, she crushed her mouth to his.REVISED

It was a certain Uchiha's birthday. Amazing how similar your brother and your best friend could act, ne? [Naruto and Sasuke fluff]

She was absolutely magnificent when she was wiping the floor with his face. BobbyLoor

10Rose Humor and fluff. The Doctor has just ordered some new tshirts off of the internet and decides to show them off to Rose. OneShot

'Don't worry Rose, I know exactly what I'm doing.' An unintended incident has left the Doctor trapped in the body of a kitten named Flossie, and Flossie's mind trapped in his. Can Rose change them back? ...Does she even want to? [Whump: Ten]

A ride home from work late at night brings up an interesting conversation between Roy and Riza. 'Hawkeye...Do you believe in God' ROYAI

What Sakura has a grandpa? What he's the akatsuki leader? Well if that isnt scary enough... i think i smell burnt love in the kitchen!

Riza wanted children. Roy wanted Riza. [ROYAI!]

Roy helps Riza out of a tricky predicament. Reassembling her broken pen! But...what will follow? :O ROYAI insanity and fluff!

For once, Roy Mustang had Edward Elric speechless. [EdxRoy]

The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.

Rukia asks Ichigo to explain the concept of card games to her. Two words: Strip poker.

Rukia goes Christmas shopping with Ichigo.

RukiaIchigo. Ichigo can't sleep. And since he can't sleep, he complains to himself.