Yo *kakashi pose* lol if anyone is actually reading this, i'm really sooooooory for like...never updatign any of my fics...because like...i'm lazy as hell. Well that's one reason, the otehr is i don't know whether microsoft office works doc's would work on fanfiction...if it does i'll update^^' but don't count on it...that's all i had to say, PLEASE DON'T HATE MEH!!!!

That was just a small note for people wondering why i never update any of my work...goddamnit. Anyways, my name is Natalie, but like you can call me whatever you like. My friend calls me yaoi freak, my other friend calls me nerd and my last friend thinks i'm awesome. But don't get me wrong, i still love my other friends...most of the time xD

Anyways, i like yaoi a lot, and a WHOLE bunch of manga/anime, books, movies, cartoons, comics, tv shows and other crap...so i'm not going to write it all down...would take me a week or two...anyways. I can't write yaoi for shit right now so i'm sticking to my other stories at the mo. THEN i'll practice a bit and like...write some more. When i finally write a yaoi fic (if you're readign this) i'm going to ask YOU RACHEL WHEELER TO READ IT!!!!! Because i love her fic called 'Alex in Wonderland'. So she obviously knows what she's doing...well that's just in my opinion. Anyways, my best friend that calls me a yaoi freak is called Onyona (penname). Even if she doesn't write yaoi she does have some weird ideas, so check her out...but she doesn't update anything either...ah well I'll tie her to a chair and make her^^

These are some funny qoutes and stuff that i found and copy and pasted onto my profile, i did none of this at all so i don't deserve any credit

LIKE:

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and make life wonder how you did it

"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?"

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

"If at first you don't success, redefine success."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"

"Survival. What a drag."

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast."

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"

"Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha to bad loser!"

"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."

"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"

"You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.”

A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in team. There's a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."

"You, off my planet."

“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.”

"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you die, I'll kill you!

Don't steal, the government hates competition

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".

"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

homework is killing trees, stop the madness!

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.

"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet"

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.

"So I went with 'uhhhhhh' which is like a concerned moan." -Dane Cook

Evil beware, we have waffles.

Join the dark side...We've got cookies!

"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."

"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."

-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-

What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!

"He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit" -Dane Cook

I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.

"Sweetie the only fan you have is the one on your ceiling."-CommitedToKiba

"I am the cobra commander in this-RRRRRR! I SAID NO COOKIES!" -Dane Cook

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

"Please tell your pants it's not polite to point." -?

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen

The silent ones are always the deadliest.

I’ll be dead before I die.

Lol...I just had a funny idea! Wait never mind...I lost it...

"okay..you know what..I quit"

It is what it is... less it isn't.

I'm naked (under my clothes).

Ha ha... wait ... what?

I'm confused... wait maybe I'm not.

I never finish anyth

"Honestly, 'Neji', 'mock' and 'at him' didn't mix well together." -from fanfiction 'Love Act 143' by puRpLebLuSh017

He who laughs last thinks slowest, but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

People are like slinkies... basicly useless, but is so amuzing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Top ten reasons to procastinate 1)...

Sasuke:"okay so what did you"-(forehead gets poked) Itachi:Hahaha!!It lives on!!

"Little tortilla boy!" -Pablo Fransico

"We must fight, to run away!" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Believe it" -Naruto(of course)

"Sasuke if your gay then why aren't you happy" -Naruto comic

"Of course, those in the ninja world who break the rules are called trash...those who don't care about their companions are even worse trash."-Obito/Kakashi

"Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood you're going to die." -Kakashi

"I won't run away anymore...I won't go back on my word...that is my ninja way!" -Naruto

A ninja waits until the dead of ni-"you Know sasuke,what is with you and ninja's i mean..just Shut up for once in the freakin episode"!-Me and my friend Tylin

Come on,nothing bad could ever happen to Saku...I stand corrected-Me

‘Am I being punished?’ He thought. Then, ‘No, Kakashi-sensei’s just mean-Naruto from How the Heck did This Happen from kakashifangrl1012

"When life give you choices you-"EROL!!SHUDUP"!!-Erol and Sesshomaru from Osuwari

Cause periods sucks,and commas rule-Smosh Sex Ed video

Girls are like tampons,they're stuck up-My sister(cause when my cousin got rejected from this popular girl at school,he felt depressed and my sister hates the girl he asked out)

They fought.

And so they laughed.

Friends.

Before they knew it, they were inseparable

And I remembered what you said
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid,
Mom Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl, Maximum Ridegirl, kerapal bubbles , Sanin Sakura,Harumonia228, Oniaon

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

uh...that's it! (Man I'm addicted)

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

( I totaly fell for this on a profile by saim! who rocks and this made me laugh!)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

Here is a list of things to do at Wal-Mart

22 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX, 3DG girl, Maybelle-And-Nightmare, Lady Maybelle of Confusion,Oniaon, Onyona

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:if you hate karin from Naruto, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Pink Cresent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Sasisakufan2357, Sakura-CherryBlossoms-Chan, crimsonstripe, Onyona, Oniaon

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, CrimsonRedCherryBlossoms,kinara-chan, Onyona, Oniaon

Random Quotes from my life:

(Mostly conversations between me and my best bud Emi-chan (her username is Onyona, check out her stories!)

Emi: 'Hey Nat...'

Me: (sitting in Emi's computer chair in Emi's room) turns around and looks at me 'Yeah?'

Emi: 'You know that boy in my class that I like...'

Me: 'Ummm... No...'

Emi: mental facepalm (Told me about him a million times)

Tell's me about him (again)

Me: 'Ohhhhh...'

Emi: 'You know what he did today?...'

Me: 'He asked you out?!'

Emi: 'No...'

Me: 'You asked him out?!'

Emi: 'No...'

Me: 'He kissed you!'

Emi: wondering where I gets all these crazy ideas from 'No.'

Me: 'OMG EMI!! HE STOLE YOUR VIRGINITY!!'

Emi: suffering from major shock, and thanking god that my dad wasn't outside 'NO!!'

Emi: 'He asked me what he thought about his new hair do!~' grins childishly

I am probably doing a sweatdrop/facepalm or something like that

MORAL OF THIS STORY: 80 of the time, I'm overreacting. (P.S. this doesn't mean i like twilight! the books are oookaaay but i hate the movies)

Quote things (Mostly from other people's profiles):

"You should probably know I'm breaking the rules right now. Well, not technically, since he said I was never to walk through his door again, and I came in the window... But, still, the intent was clear."- Edward Cullen

"Penguins. Lovely."- Edward Cullen

"Of all the things you could worry about, you worry about my driving."- Edward Cullen

"Well, technically, I can't sleep with you."-Edward Cullen (XD)

"F is for friends that do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!"- Spongebob

"When you use your IMAGINATION you can do anything!"- Spongebob

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."- Albus Dumbledore

"Because I am much older, much cleverer and much less valuable."- Albus Dumbledore

"Eat my shorts"- Bart Simpson

"Aye caramba!"- Bart Simpson

"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!"- Bart Simpson

"Don't have cow man."- Bart Simpson

"There's no such thing as a soul, it's something parents made up to scare little kids like the boogey man or Michael Jackson"- Bart Simpson

"Next time you want to hurt me, use a crowbar or baseball bat."- Jacob Black

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on T.V."- Jacob Black

"Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!"- Lisa Simpson

"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."- Bella Swan

"Show me the damn ring Edward!"- Bella Swan

"Bart, stop pestering Satan!"- Marge Simpson

"Mr. Potter...our new celebrity."- Professor Snape

"Hermione: Stop,stop, STOP! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it all wrong- it's 'Wingardium Leviosa', not 'Leviosaaa!"- Hermione Granger

Computer: Press any key.
Homer: Wheres the 'any key'?- The Simpsons

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously."- Kakashi

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."- Uchiha Obito/ Hatake Kakashi

"Just because no one saw it, doesn't mean nothing happened."- Hyuuga Natsume Gakuen Alice

I love this following text thing!

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

THE GOMEN SONG

By Onyona (Emi-chan) and Oniaon (Natala-chan)

Gomen, gomen, gomen Natala's dad,
We forgot to lock the door so please don't be mad
We've already got our punishment by walking in the rain
My face, my toes are freezing from the pain
So please don't be mad
Natala's Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!

Some other stuff for the hell of it:

If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, Death By Squishy, xXKillorbeKilledXx,Funabisenu, Mario11445, Tenacious D, LoveAngel604, Onyona

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you believe that magic really does exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (posted twice because you know it's ture xD)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile...

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Repost this if you agree For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward Elric. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Sasuke is and how you wish you were Sakura or Naruto (heh i like both yaoi and non-yaoi^^'). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. Crazy is when you skip through the hallway in school and sing jellybeans.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you think Sakura and Sasuke are ment for each other, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of people on-line don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Seriously. I get almost the highest grades in my class of 32, but I'm really stupid sometimes. Especially when my parents want me to do something)

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well (Karin counts), copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile (Seriously! I mean, what's the point of slapping on a truck load of powder on your face to make you look good, but you can't even take proper care of your body! But what really annoys me is when they walk around complaining that they're hungry!)

http:///art/Halloween-69019562

This is from Tsunade's lost bet, its for the girls halloween costumes if you couldn't read the story on the website

-from Natala-chan