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Let's go through the stats. Name's Anna, aged in the teens. Live in the UK for now, and I like TV, chemistry, biology and creative writing (an cola bottles. I LOVE cola bottles...). One moody cat and a whole load of TV boxsets. Tall, but it's all relative.

Favourite TV shows: Burn Notice; Dark Blue; Grey's Anatomy; CSI:NY (s1-5); NCIS; NCIS:LA; Prison Break; House MD; 24 (sob); Sons of Anarchy; Bones; Spooks; The Mentalist; Rookie Blue; Mental

Favourite Films: Weather Girl; A Few Good Men; Leap Year; The Sentinal; Step Up; The Bourne Trilogy; Speed; Tomb Raider 1; Wild Child; St Trinians; Sherlock Holmes; Gone Baby Gone; Harry Potter.

Favourite Books: Jack Reacher Novels; CSI:NY novels (4 walls...); CSI:Miami : Riptide; Dennis Lehane books; Burn Notice Books; Harry Potter; The Chicagoland Vampires series; Shifter Series (Rachel Vincent)

Favourite Quotes:

Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting! - Yogi Berra

It's like deja vu all over again! - Yogi Berra

How can you think and hit at the same time? - Yogi Berra

You wouldn't have won if we'd have beaten you! - Yogi Berra

It ain't over 'till it's over! - Yogi Berra

I'd like to thank the good lord for making me a Yankee. - Joe DiMaggio

Rangers, baby! - Eddie Cahill

TV Quotes:

Fiona: (about two FBI agents) Do we shoot them?

Fiona: (setting up C4) You want this big, right?
Mike: Just enough for the boat, Fi. Try not to break all the windows in South beach.

Fiona: In my opinion, if something seems to good to be true, it's best to shoot it... just in case.

Mike: Fi, get me a sniper rifle and some C4
Fiona: Oh, I like where this is going!

Mike: How's it coming, Fi?
Fiona: (making explosives) Dangerous, unstable... remind you of anyone?

Mike: (after Fi tossed a couple of Molotov cocktails) Fi, it looks like Fallujah down there!

Mike: Sometimes, the truth hurts. In these situations, I reccomend lying.

Mike: I don't like stealing cars, but sometimes it's necessary. But I have rules; I'll keep it neat and if it's on a weekday, I'll have it back by five.

... I sort of love Mike and Fi. The ex spy and the psychopathic ex-IRA chick with an unhealthy obsession with explosives..

Andy: Who knew killing someone would require so much paperwork?

Diaz: He's much more believable as a gay dude.
Epstein: It's true. I shave my chest.

Sam: I did not ask to train a rookie. I did not ask to have a partner. I am not your boyfriend. I will not be holding your hand.
Andy: That’s great, because I don’t date cops, anyway.
Sam: Sweetheart, you’re not my type.

Andy: I hooked up with Sam. I mean, I didn't sleep with him. I totally would have.

Andy: [Talking about hooking up with Sam] Best mistake of my life.

Sam: McNally, listen to me. I've been with you since you started. I've seen how far you've come and I'm telling you right now there's nobody I'd rather go through that door with, nobody.
So if you can't trust yourself on that, you trust me. Cause you're ready.

Jaimie: When you say things like I won't blend or I should stay in the car, he listens.
Dean: It's because you won't blend and you should stay in the car.

Carter: This better be good. I haven't seen 7:00 a.m. since 1992.

Carter: I'm way too jaded to kill someone over something as stupid as love.

Dean: Forgot, I gotta go shake down some tattoo parlour.
Jaimie: Good luck.
Dean: Thanks.
Jaimie: Don't try to impress my with an I love Jaimie tattoo. It won't work. I promise.

Dean: Dinner?
Jaimie: Are you asking me on a date?
Dean: I am absolutely not asking you out on a date.
Jaimie: Oh well, in that case...
Dean: For the record, let it be known I have no interest in you, nor am I attracted to you, nor do I want to...
Jaimie: Okay dude, I get it - don't ruin a nice moment.

Kevin Ryan: (About an ex-girlfriend Beckett asked him to speak to) Fine, but I am not sleeping with her!

Lanie: I got tree branches poking at my boobs and spotlights shinin' up my bootie.
Esposito: Could be worse, could be wearin' a skirt.
Lanie: When I come down, I'mma smack you.
Esposito: Looking forward to that.

Beckett: He's like a kid at Christmas.
Esposito: Mhmm.
Ryan: With a dead body under the tree!

Eddie Cahill (on commentary, watching himself disarm a gun): I almost look like I know what I'm doing! Yeah, I'm like a quick tutorial.

Eddie Cahill: You enjoy your microscopes, I'll be with the cannolis!

Nathan Fillion: You've only got one line!
Jon Huertas: Yo' mamma's got one line.

Real Life Quotes (*NB, some name changes have occured to prevent people hunting me down and killing me...):

Mr S: (about some ammeters in physics in a neutral tone) Do not blow the fuse or Mr Jar will open a can of whoop-ass on you.

Mr S: You want to do broken scales on a graph? Do Biology. They love that. It's wrong.

Mr S: ...And if you don't like getting a negative reading, first off, stop being so anal.

Me: (About Cal, an American who keeps confusing rugby with American Football. Not the same thing. Really. Tougher, a lot tougher and more violent...) You ready for your big match, cal?
Cal: Uh, yeah, yeah.
Rob: He'll be fine. Bye, Cal!
Cal: Bye! (walks off)
Rob: God, I hope he wrote a will...

Mr Mase: Well, if people don't want to join in, we can always bully them into it - wait, that's bad, I can't tell you to do that...

Mr Mase: Well, it might be rubbish, but if enough people like something rubbish, it gets popular; look at Coldplay! I can't understand how anyone can like - anyway, I digress.

Mr Mase: We buy it cheap, sell it more expensive! Wow, its like we're on The Apprentice already...

Mr S: This is a physics lesson, and I'm teaching you all biology. I don't like it.

Mr Harper: This is Chemistry. Bring in Physiocs, by all means. Biology? Leave it at the door.

Me: Idiot.

Sam: (shutting books in which no work has been done) For *'s sake, I'm blaming you!
Kate: Me?! What about Ellie?!
Ellie: (looks up) What?
Sam: See? That's why I can't blame Ellie! She didn't know Wales was a country!

Me: I'm 99% bitch. Get over it already.

Teacher: Alright, we have two highly intelligent, sensitive form representitives on the student council-
Aaron: Ha!
(later)
Me: Why did you laugh?
Aaron: He called you sensitive.
Me: (hits him on the arm) shut up.

Aaron: You scare me.

Malcom: Tell me the three ways to use a radio.
Alan: Forwards, backwards and upside down.

Rich: If over the radio you hear priority call, shut the hell up.
Rachel: What if there's another priority call?
Rich: Umm...
Me: The s*'s hitting the fan?

Helen: Priority call comes in, someone always asks I end up screaming at them to get the hell off the channel.
Evan: You can't say hell over the radio.
Malcom: But you can say Foxtrot Oscar...

Steph: If I were Harry Potter, you'd be so screwed right now.

Greg: Did you see the Empire State Building?
Steve: No.
Greg: Steve, it's the tallest building in Manhattan! How did you miss it, exactly?
Steve: I was looking for a building with a gorilla on the side!

Mr Mase: Fight the good fight.

Mr Mase: Keep the faith, Anna.

Joel: Oh, my God! Someone called me Justin Beiber last night, I nearly bottled him.

Ships:

Mark/Lexie
Mike/Fiona
Flack/Angell
Meredith/Derek
Izzie/Alex
Callie/Arizona
Owen/Christina
Addison/Pete
Mac/Stella
Stella/Hawkes
Adam/Haylen
Danny/Aiden
Danny/Maka
Danny/Lindsay
Tony/Ziva
Gibbs/Jenny
Gibbs/Allison
Kate/Tony
McGee/Abby
Renee/Jack
Thirteen/Chase
House/Cuddy
Booth/Brennan
Angela/Hodgins
Eric/Calleigh
Cathrine/Nick
Michael/Sara
Lincoln/Veronica
Ros/Adam
Ros/Lucas
Jo/Zaf
Callen/Kensi
Eric/Abby
Jax/Tara

Hmm... so, that's me. If you have a request, fill out the form below in a PM. Don't flame, it's just rude.

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