Pretty damn suggestive, no idea why I did this. I feel slightly ill, but still.

I am actually sick (damn tonsillitis) so reviews will make me smile...

Anna :)

Disclaimer: *falls over laughing, stands up, dusts self off. Aaaand repeats*

Tony put his gun, complete with holster, into his top drawer, his jacket over the back of the chair. "Good morning, Zee-vah."

She smiled demurely up at him. "Good mrning, Tony. You are early. Late night?"

"No, late night. Paperwork."

She said nothing.

"Don't believe me? Have Abby check the CCTV. She'll back me up."

McGee looked up from his screen. "He's right, Ziva. He comes back at one am and works through 'till four or five."

"McGoo! Didn't see you there." Tony grinned at the junior agent.

"G'morning, DiNozzo... crap!"

Ziva smirked. "Something wrong, McGee?"

"Urgh..."

"Girl trouble?" Tony asked.

"Boy trouble?" She checked.

"Dog problems?"

"House problems?"

"Money issues?"

"Identity fraud issues?"

Tony turned to Ziva. "Okay, ID fraud is money issues, and I have run out of ways to imply 'problem'."

"What about... pain?" She shrugged.

"That works..."

Tim glared at bost of them. "My uh... credit cards got hacked. They uh, bought..."

"Porn?" Tony guessed.

Ziva laughed. "Oh, like you?"

McGee grimaced. "Well, he's sort of right."

They both stopped abruptly. "Sort of?"

"Well, porn implies giving sexual gratification to the viewer. Gawd only knows who'd... urgh."

Tony peered at the screen before spinning away, eyes dazed, pale. "That... so... wrong..."

When she checked, Ziva came to the same conclusion. "Oh, my! Oh... that is not nice. Urgh!"

"You're right, McGeek, that is not porn. That should be illeagal. In fact, I'm pretty sure we've arrested people for that..."

McGee groaned. "She's hot, but I should never have to see that!"

The three froze as Gibbs strolled into the bullpit. McGee minimized the window, Ziva and Tony sat back at their desks, trying to look busy.

Five minutes past, before Tony's curiosity got the better of him. "So, boss..."

Ziva and McGee both shot him warning looks, which he ignored.

"I never knew you were a movie star..."