He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?

Al Mualim is dead, but the Order's future remains uncertain. Altair's Brotherhood faces threats from without and within: Mongol attacks, high-ranking betrayals, his and Malik's fragile peace. The real danger, though, is something far older. Altair is seeing ghosts – someone else is trying to raise them. *AltMal, post-AC1 sequel to 'And When the Earth Shall Claim Your Limbs'*

His name? Former pirate hunter Roronoa Zoro, a man feared throughout the Grand Line. His ambition? To become the greatest swordsman in the world. His first plan of action? Get off the Sunny before he goes funny in the head, that's what!

After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.

SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.

Various drabbles/one-shots about the Straw Hat Crew, includes random intercrew pairings. Latest: Lost in the Fire. Robin seeks out a small piece of West Blue.

Zoro's got a policy against getting attached. To anything, and anyone. But living with these assholes, that might be a bit more difficult than usual. AU, eventual ZoSan, slight, undefined NamixVivi. Lemons in later chapter. Much later.

Sanji fails with females: Zoro helps rub it in. But it takes a visit from Ace to have Sanji questioning everything he's ever believed in. SLASH, AU OMG COMPLETED FINALLY

To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.

"A virus does not feel. It does not think. It does not plan. It simply is. Actions and reactions. Instinct." My attempt at tackling a character as complex as Alex Mercer. Connected one-shots that may or may not create a cohesive whole.

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

Alex Mercer in Thedas. Good Lord what have I just written. Not to be taken seriously. At all.

At the brink of all-out war, a Prime is murdered and another must take his place. Optimus accepts this role, though there are many things that weigh his mind, the least of which is the sneering mech with the dark face. OP/SS slash, eventually.

Desmond is losing his mind; he's pretty okay with that.

A look at Alex's mindset throughout the second game. Spoilers for end of game.

A rainy night, an unexpected threat, a desperate crew. And Zoro has never been so lost.

After The Outbreak, after James Heller, Alex is forced to admit that true understanding will always be out of reach; he will always be both more and less than the rest of humanity. At least until now. Because now, he may have just found The Cure...

ZoLu. Luffy ate a plate of RumbleBalls. Now he's shrunk to 4 inches tall, and other severe side effects have put his health in jeopardy. He's got Zoro & nakama to help him, but even one R-Ball will last a while in someone that small. Winner: Best Fic '08.

ZoLu.Winner of 10 awards: Best AU, Drama. In a mansion with a long bloody history, countless vanished people are trapped. Inside, Luffy is a feared yet traumatized outcast, a war is waging on 2 fronts, their time is running out, and now Zoro's moving in.

Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:

Sequel to Impossibilities. What happens when you get two mechs that have a few moments of downtime...

Sometimes little meetings have long term effects.

Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.

Something went wrong in those woods where Prime fell, and Ironhide's going to find out what it was. Post RoTF. No Pairings.

Zoro wakes up with some changes. So now the Strawhats have to make some adjustments.

Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.

Sideswipe has been acting rather odd lately, and Optimus finds out why. Crack-fic.

AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.

In the late hours of the night, Soundwave seeks to please his lord and discover the source behind that strange pain in his spark. OptimusXSoundwave SLASH

The Autobots, nature-show style. Short and silly.

Starscream and the other seekers on Earth inexplicably come to roost on the roof of the Ark, and refuse to leave. What's this got to do with Optimus Prime?

AU in which Sanji attempts to go on a date with every girl in the One Piece universe. Good Luck Sanji!

A MegatronxOptimus Prime Drabble.

A series of strange encounters between Sanji and Zoro. New! Chapter X added.

Holmes/Watson Bromance. "Holmes," Watson interrupted. "This is hardly the time or the place to discuss the nature of my hygienic routine." Why did Watson stay awake after the duo was thrown in jail? To Holmes, the answer is obvious.

J.A.R.V.I.S. is quite aware it's an artificial intelligence, and as such does not possess 'emotions'. Movieverse

This is a manual on how to care for your Optimus Prime! Actual Optimus Prime not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!

A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.

Sometimes, even Optimus Prime can only watch. Four lives he saved – and one that he couldn't.

A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.

A series of short stories revolving around hugging, bonding, and the Straw Hat Crew's swordsman.

If one person suddenly disappeared from the world, would it make much difference? [LuZo]

Omega Supreme never thought the scars on Optimus Prime would be so remarkable. ::More Than A Leader series::

Megatron forces a sparkling on Optimus in the hopes that their offspring will be powerful enough to end the war. Despite the Autobot's concerns, he fights to keep it. Mpreg, Optimus/Megatron, eventually Optimus/Ironhide with mechslash

Transformers Armada, sometime after Sideswipe arrives and Smokescreen becomes Hoist. "So... What's the point again?" Jetfire asked. Optimus sighed. "Jetfire... The point is..." OPxJF fluff! Innuendo, kissing, fluff. Guess the game and you win!

A new cop gets assigned an old cop car.

Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...

Sanji overhears something... interesting... going on between two other members of the crew. Originally written for the OP fanforall. Rated T just to be safe. It really depends on how dirty your mind is!

Post game fic. Altair and Malik's hunt for the remaining Eden fragments looks set to take them to some strange places, but none stranger than the Great Pyramid at Giza. And they're not the only ones searching....

When someone calls you nakama, it is the ultimate compliment. It doesn't mean, however, that you can count on others to save you from your own stupidity... unless you're a Strawhat pirate, of course!Nakamaship.

Usopp draws and notices something about two of his crew members. Hints of Ussop -- Luffy, Sanji/Zoro, complete.

Zoro has found himself in a world full of brainless scarecrows, heartless tin men, cowardly lions, flying monkeys, and a yellow brick road. Chopper, I don't think we're in the Grand Line anymore. ZoLu OPxOZ

a.k.a in which the Great Captain Ussop yet again saves the day.

Zoro and Sanji understand each other, and sometimes have a very similar sense of humor. Even though they're worlds ahead of most, sometimes they can't help but to act their age.

The 28 "character" meme thing... I figured someone else has already done this somewhere, but what the heck, I need to get rid of my writer's block. Reviews are greatly appreciated.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

First Prime Optimus reports to his Pharaoh. AU.

Postgame fic. The Brotherhood has a new leader...and it's not Altair. Disaffected, Altair decides to leave Masyaf and search for the remaining Eden fragments. However, he's got one more job to complete before he leaves, and a rather unwilling companion..

ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.

Book Two: Angel of Death Fruit. Z/V, some S/N and F/R. Zoro's discovered one of the dearest friends of the Straw Hats is being held captive by one of the Angel of Death Fruit users. Only there's not much he can do as a victim of the Breath Breath Fruit!

She looked at Sanji and uttered the three words that would throw his life off balance, questioning the very core of his existence. Sexual implications and mentions of man-love, but nothing explicit.

Zoro can shape the world.

What is this? Is it love? Those cheeks, burning with desire...to kill, or to ravish? You'd think that it was ZoSan, but then again...

Sometimes, Brooke thought he was going insane.

Following the events of episode 378- Sanji tries to play nice for a few days. It backfires a little.

Ultra Magnus has the most unfortunate crush, and the unlikelihood of reciprocation is...astounding. Or so he thought.

G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.

The sense of smell can remind someone much about another person. Especially if that person is Roronoa Zoro.

Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.

Smoker decides to follow a tip Ace gives him about a rogue Devil Fruit user wreaking havoc on a small island on the Grand Line. However, her powers cause some problems for the short-tempered Commodore... SmokerxAce

Peace is the war that never happened. .o. OptimusxMegatron SLASH

It turns out that getting Starscream to move in with him was the easy part. Slash StarscreamxPrime and a direct continuation of 'two worlds apart, two together'.

Zoro is wounded, Usopp is worried. About failure, promises, and trying to reach out to someone who may be too far away. Post-Thriller Bark.

The crew has just finished another life-changing battle, and Usopp draws the short straw for lookout-duty. Resigned to the crow's nest when there's a party on the deck, he receives an unexpected visitor. Usopp x Zoro fun. Zosopp Oneshot.

A somewhat surreal, Zoro-centric fic in which the swordsman is wandering around an unfamiliar city while in the company of talking birds. Post-EL, with eventual spoilers for early Thriller Bark as well. Rated high for strong language. Epilogue added.

While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.

Armadaverse. Optimus has always eyed the lever in the middle of Megatron's chest and finally gets to know what it does. But at what cost to his own embarrassment? Oneshot crackfic. rated M for suggestive material

2007 movie. Post Mission City. Splitting the hair between life and its simulation isn't just a human preoccupation. One-shot featuring Ironhide, Ratchet, and the occasional swear word.

PRE-SLASH - ZxS - He remembers the feel of air beneath him and the sudden gut-wrenching knowledge that he was falling. For a moment, though, it was like he had paused in mid-air. Paused just long enough to look over and meet the gaze of the cook.

nakama-ship - Your life has meaning to every person that surrounds you. They may each think of you in a different light, but your importance in their life remains the same. Zoro-centric.

-“I know, for sure, that I didn’t expect to miss everyone so much, including you.” Sanji cut a glance at Zoro and rephrased correctly, “Especially you.” SxZ, OtherxZ. Complete.

The Devil finds a punishment that fits Sam's crime.

Zoro is dealing with the mental repercussions of repressed memory from a traumatic incident. The exposure of his secret forces the swordsman and Sanji to reevaluate their relationship. DARK, mentions of NON-CON. Don't read if you're not comfortable!

“I am Quetzalcoatl’s hunger.” Altair is the lonely pilgrim, but there's blood on his robe and sin is always hungry, and somehow, he's not sure if any of them will ever leave this alive. In the back of his mind, Desmond finds slow insanity.

One Shot. Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni was having a good day. And then, it all went to the pit in what was becoming a rather typical manner.

Luffy would never have bothered with the past, but then the past bothered with him.

A collection of drabbles and ficlets regarding the manga series One Piece. Most of them are utterly ridiculous and all of them were incredibly fun to write.

Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.

Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.

It was not because he aspired to be stronger that the greater the risk, the quicker he was to try to protect his captain. In fact, Zoro himself couldn’t explain it. Spoilers for chapter 485.

He bled on my carpet. One Shot; Complete.

G1 AU / post TF:TM - After Cybertron's destruction, two survivors wait out their final months after crashing on a forsaken and dangerous planet. Slash - second Prime/Starscream story on FFnet! Complete

Focused on Scorponok, completed oneshot. Scorponok was left stranded and half crazed in the desert, with nothing but his own scattered thoughts until he found a group of children, slowly dying of exposure... A look at broken things and the ties that bind.

Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.

G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?

He thinks he might be winning, because even if there's more of them than of him, he's also killing more of them than they are of him. Zorocentric. ZoNaSa. Rated for gore.

G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot

A guy hits on Nami in a bar, and the Strawhat boys take action to defend her honor. And to get some peace and quiet so they can finish their drinks. [Merryship]

Zoro. Usopp. Bodyswitch. There may be pineapples involved.

2007 movie Things change in time of war. Principles bend, rules change, and so do 'bots. Now the Allspark must be kept from Decepticon hands, and Ratchet is left wondering: What's a pacifist to do?

One Piece Bleach crossover: Zoro and Sanji bust their way into the Court of Pure Souls. Hijinks ensue.

Written for a friend's request for a story involving swords and no violence. A fairly drunk Usopp inquires about Zoro's precious white sword. Spoilers for Enies Lobby and the aftermath.

Zoro learns there are consequences to neglecting your job on board a pirate ship. One shot ZoLu. Shounenai.

-"Sanji, look out," Zoro yelled in warning, but the roars of battle drowned out his voice. Nakama fic, light Zoro x Sanji

Both Zoro and Sanji are too pigheaded to admit there might be anything other than thinly veiled hatred between them. That is, until a bullet opens both their eyes to the fickleness of life, and reminds them that sometimes you just have to take a chance.

Very, very funny joke chapter, remember that it is created in the vacations of the new year, so we, the fans, became crazy and then we created joke chapters. I hope you like it..REVIEWS!

Because great swordsmen do not fall in love. [Merryship]

...Sanji's mind turns something innocent into yaoi. I hate myself for this one.

Set after the Skypeia arc. Luffy and Usopp take Zoro to play with them on the Usopp! Aaaaaa aa aa aaaah! It's a sure way to bring back old memories... Nakamaship.

For all you people out there who are willing to put their life on the line for some amusment!.jk.

The things Zoro loves.

Usopp and Sanji have a contest over a bowl of cherries, and the rest of the crew gets involved. Guess who wins? Set before Chopper and Robin.

A friend suggested that Zoro is a closet chocoholic. I agreed, and decided to pair Zoro with chocolate... and each of his nakama in turn. First up: Luffy. [Contains yaoi and shounen ai]

Zoro does not do yoga.

ZoLu. It's cold at night and Luffy wants to snuggle with something warm when he goes to sleep, but his Chopper plan rather backfires. Now he has to convince a new warm person why he should be allowed to sleep with him. Features bedtime snuggles and fluff.

Usopp and Zoro are NOT hiding from Nami. In a closet. Absolutely not. This could either be read as a friendship fic or as ZoroUsopp flirtation. Pick your peaches.

Sanji and Zoro are trapped. Zoro is unhelpful.

Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.

Cut off from the crew, Zoro and Sanji are lost in the snow. Problem fixed, thanks to some brilliant reviewers.

See Zoro. See Zoro watch Zoro's secret love. See Zoro angst. Angst, Zoro, angst.

15 things Luffy notices about Zoro. ZoLuI don't own One Piece.

Independant drabbles. Rating and pairings vary although ZoroSanji is quite common in there.

Zoro and Luffy are attacked by surprise, leaving Sanji and the rest of the crew to deal with the dreadful consequences. [Ingredients: children!Straw Hats, blackmail pictures, manly bonding, and slashy thoughts.] [WRITTEN IN 2006 AND NO LONGER CANON COMPLIANT, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK]

Manly men like Zoro have restictions as what they can do... And boys like Luffy have the power to override. [ZoLu shounen ai]

Because things get fractured and the healing is painful and long, but there are always those people who know how to chase the pain away. [SanZo]

Zoro and Sanji can be a little loud and disruptive, so Nami asks them to keep it down. SxZ yaoi.

Zoro and Sanji's 'first time'. You know, first time 'doin' it'. Its obviously yaoi.

A change of pace for Zoro and Sanji leads to some unexpected realizations. SanjiZoro YAOI Please review!

Sanji has cancer! Chopper has a problem! Usopp has feelings, too! Zoro's in love... but with whom? And what the heck is up with Nami? All of this and more, in this installment of... All My Pirates! [No longer a oneshot. Meta! Inanity! Etc.]

When the Going Merry stops at an island to gather supplies, Zoro meets a strange girl whom seems to believe that he's supposed to fall in love with her. Chaos insues as he attempts to fight off her and the scary Sueauthor who controls the fic. Pairings: Z

Zoro is not the World's Greatest comforter of broken hearts. But he tries.

Zoro is kidnapped by ninjas! o.o What do they want from him!

Loyalty is important when facing the dangers of the Grand Line. The difference between life and death loyalty is the last thing you want to fail. Zoro's actions lead the others to question his intentions, especially when he comes after their lives!

For some reason, Zoro and Sanji switch bodies. Very short, practically pointless drabble. But it's still amusing to see those two so out of character.

Strange little thing...in which we discover that Unicron’s job has certain perks and that Autobots cannot spell. Set before Armada. Quite a long time before, actually.

G1. Trying to sleep can be difficult when you've got a neighbour like Jazz. Just ask Prowl...

Peace, love and Decepticon fluff... oh dear. Deliberate SNADfic, written for a challenge. [WARNING for MgSS slash, large amounts of OOC and general Wrongness.]

Luffy has made yet another kitchen raid, and Zoro doesn’t mind playing along. [LuffyZoro]

Armada: A routine patrol takes an unexpected twist for Hot Shot and Sideswipe as they uncover the most menacing Decepticon plot to date... right?

But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.

Food is a very important business with Luffy. So, surprisingly, is who he gets it from.

Zoro’s certainly no doctor, but he’s more than good enough in Luffy’s mind.

Why hasn't Angel got his Shanshu?

An interlude at the bottom of the sea.

[Luffy & Zoro] A lazy sunrise, a lethargic pirate king, and a flying Zoro.

Spoilers to You're Welcome

Yaoi. SanjixZoro. It all begins with a cold.

Zoro and Sanji steal some time together and have a conversation that is only half dialogue. Light yaoi.

What do you do with a sleeping swordsman? Play pranks on him, of course! Contains a parody of What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?

Even the purest love has a darker side.

Usopp, uneasy with the idea of sailing with an infamous swordsman like Zoro, gets a surprise -- and some comfort -- when he walks in on something unexpected.

Sanji, the sunset, cigarettes, and the one and only Zoro. One-hundred word challenge; SanjiZoro.

"Takes some bravery to trust another man to put something on your body that can never come off." (chapter 2)

Post Amends Angst. Angel faces what he did to Giles.

"I thought rain reminded you of me." "Snow. Rain. Tears. Whatever gets the job done."

Joyce learns the truth about Angel, and confronts him about his relationship with Buffy. S3, somewhere post Amends.

Gwen visits Angel after Cordelia's return. Follow-up to Skin to Skin.

Angel gets inked.

Buffy tends to Angel after his return from Hell. Follow-up to my story Hell's Angel.

The curse that restored Angelus' soul has an unexpected consequence- thaumogenesis. The gypsies find themselves hunted by the demon they created, and only Angel can save them. But will he want to? Part One of a trilogy.

Angel and BTVS crossover. LA meets Sunnydale ... and secrets galore are tumbling out. Let's get ready to rumble!

A wandering vampire runs into the Slayer. Told from the vampire's point of view.

Summertime 2000, and the shansuing was easy?