(Old account is old. I don't write fanfiction anymore. This profile is for archival purposes only. Please excuse all this dumb shit, as I was an odd teenager.)

DJ BLEACH

Hi there! I'm DJ Bleach! I've been apart of this site for a few years, the first few under the guise "Rune The Rabbit". I do aspire on being a writer of some sort, but you probably couldn't tell by my terrible first attempts at fanfiction that involved OC romances and terrible grammar. Please disregard them and stick to my newer stuff.

Mostly Sonic stories, but, over the past few months, I've become a brony, so yeah. Prepare for ponies on a massive scale..

I am also a budding rave musician. If you care to check it out, here are my sites.

http:///user/mrbassrabbit/ (Furaffinity. Main hosting for all my music. 8 songs currently up.)

http:///users/BassRabbit (Tindeck, free downloads! But only three of my songs are up right now.)

Also on Youtube under MrBassRabbit, but there's only one song up as of yet. I also have an old account on Newgrounds under the name "T3CHN0 Fi3ND", with songs not yet available on my FA account, but I got so fed up with the sites uploading problems, I ragequit and moved to FA and Tindeck.

Upcoming Stories

I'm putting Sonic stuff on hold for MLP stuff. Deal with it.

Max Volume Required
Vinyl Scratch rules the illegal nightclubs, spreading her message of sound and freedom to those who heed her call. But, when current pop-stars, Top Forty and Filly Gaga arrive in Ponyville, there are ominous signs that musical war will soon be waged...
Rated T Vinyl Scratch/Pinkie Pie Adventure/Humor

Starfall
"As I fade away to my prison, I leave you with one last rebel Celestia. My child, born of the stars, will surely rise up to overthrow your tyrannical rule.". Quotes from a tome Twilight suspects she shouldn't have found...
Rated T Pinkie Pie/Twilight Sparkle Adventure/Drama

Children (and Other Assorted Family Members) Of The Night
Celestia drags Luna to the royal family reunion, where ponies of the day and ponies of the night comingle on the castle floor. Things go well for once, that is, until Celestia's, "Six Special Guests" arrive...
Rated K Humor Luna/Nightmare Moon/Princess Celestia

Natural Anthem
"You were the only one who kept me from giving up when my music made no one happy. Here I stand, with six new friends beside me. They soften the pain of losing you, yet I still dream of having you here beside me once again, reminding me of the one truth that music rules all." Songfic.
Rated K Drama/Hurt/Comfort Octavia/Vinyl Scratch

A Musical Family
Vinyl Scratch's childhood differed from the average filly's. Her early years were spent on the road with her family, chasing the next great music artist. When her father taught her to write, she started keeping a journal. Based off a picture I saw.
Rated K Humor/Drama Vinyl Scratch

One Good Reason
In another drunken haze, Berry Punch attends a Sapphire Shores concert in hopes of finally getting over her last bad relationship once and for all. As it turns out, her latest song provides just the self-fortifying message she needs. Songfic. ("One Good Reason" by Nicole McCloud)
Rated T Drama Berry Punch
(This would also work with "Time Is The Healer [Armen Van Burren Mix]" by Riva)

Sweet And Sour
When Fluttershy enters random fits of rage the likes of which the mane six have never seen, it is discovered to be the result of an odd disorder she's been keeping secret for years. Pinkie promises a cure in the form of sweet confectionary, but the side-effects just might be worse than the symptoms...
Rated T Humor Fluttershy/Pinkie Pie

And now quotes! Yaaaay!

"I never want to be rich. If I have everything I want, why would I need ambition?"--Me.

"Be there or be octagonal!"--Me.

"Without Music, life would be a mistake."--Fredrich Neiztache.

"And oh, the glories of music! It could lift you up, up, UP, higher than Celestia's shining orb to where your joy outshines even the sun. Or it was soft, like the sound of a harp, playing your heartstrings to entice tear after sorrowful tear to flow unhindered. Music could be the harsh gnash of claws, the snap of teeth, terror distilled into a medium the body would sense, not just some feeling in the back of your skull. Music inspired rebellion, strengthened the heart, and opened the mind."--Vinyl At Casa Luna.

"Look Darwin. SHAMPOO."
"Perfect for bald people! Oooh! What is that?!"
"It's a safe! It's full of money. And what do bald people need more of?"
"...friends?"
"Exactly!"--The Amazing World Of Gumball.

"Welcome to the Gas Station, where we never sleep because we're not allowed to."--The Amazing World Of Gumball.

"What happened to your clothes--"
"I ATE THEM."--The Amazing World Of Gumball.

“Do you guys realize how FLAMMABLE gasoline is?! It’s REALLY FLAMMABLE!”—iCarly.

“Wow this particular gift basket contains a wide selection of Omaha Steaks and a fifty dollar gift certificate to Best Buy AHHHHHHHH…”—Robot Chicken.

“Free to run around all day! Free to do it all my BOI!”—Simba and Nala Go To White Castle.

“Sam, that’s an insane amount of cheese. It embarrasses me.”—iCarly.

“Coco?”
“Oh, un, no thanks.”
“Coco?”
“Yes.”
“Coco?”
“Yes.”
“Coco?”
“Yes.”
“Coco?”
“Yes.”
“Coco?”
“YES.”
“Coco?”
“Yes! Please, with marshmallows!”
“Oh, no no, this is Coco. She wasn’t asking if you wanted any cocoa, she…all she says is ‘Coco’.”
“Oh, then what was she saying?”
“Do you want any juice?”—Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends.

“If you ever get into trouble, always remember to—“
“Feels like I’m wearing nuthin’ at all! Nuthin’ at all! NUTHIN’ AT ALL!”
“Gah! Stupid sexy Flanders!”—The Simpsons.

“Strike a flying saucer!”—“We Are Controlling Transmission” by RARE.

“Hey, does anyone have any drugs? I’M LOOKIN’ TO SCORE SOME DRUGS.”—Family Guy.

“How do you know my name? DID YOU LOOK AT MY UNDERWEAR?!”—The Buzz Identity.

“Everything Ken told you is a lie!”
“Even the cake?”
“No, the cake is real, and extremely rich.”—The Buzz Identity.

“Yes! I CAN HAZ SPANISH!”—The Buzz Identity.

“Get back! I’m Jason Bourne and I can turn this toy into a weapon if I need to!”
“Aw, is that a Buzz Lightyear? I used to sleep with one of those.”
“Keep talking…”—The Buzz Identity.

“Spanish and karate? Whoever I am, I am awesome!”—The Buzz Identity.

“Some people think I’m a girl.”
“You’re not?”—Fast Hive.

"THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I SHALL LEAVE THE EARTH, FOR NO RAISIN!"--Futurama.

"I'M A GIGANTIC BRAIN."--Futurama.

"There wasn't even a VERB in that sentence!"--Dan Vs.

"This is much nicer than the last prison I was in!"--Dan Vs.

"Hi Dan, I'm a supermodel, and I just moved in next door--"
"I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES!"--Dan Vs.

"Chris will not be comitting any capital crimes."
"How can you be so selfish in my time of need?!"--Dan Vs.

"Why do people say 'seedy' to describe something crappy? I mean, seeds are miraculous. Fruit grows from them."--Stroker & Hoop.

"How long have we been on this stake out?"
"Three minutes."
"I'm starving."
"We'll get a snack after."
"...and I'm horny..."--King Of The Hill.

"...If everyone fried their food, there would be no war."--King Of The Hill.

"Just tell me one thing. Does the pudgy monkey ever make it to Bananaland?"
"Well Spencer, it's not really about whether or not he makes it to Bananaland, but rather the things he learns along the way--"
"DOES HE EVER MAKE IT TO BANANALAND?!"
"Y-yes..."
"Thanks, goodnight!"--iCarly.

"Is it over?"
"Not until the fish jumps...it's over."--Dragon Ball Z.

"Dragon! Dragon! Rock the dragon! Dragonball Z!"--Dragon Ball Z.

"Hi, I'm a cock."
"And I'm a pussy."
"...NO!"--Nin10doh!

"Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me."--King Of The Hill.

"Right now, I'd give anything just to have someone say BIG SIDE OF BEEF."--Hank Steals Those Big Feet.

"Happy Valentine's DONG."--Hank Steals Those Big Feat.

"Man, that's some C-BS."--The Cleveland Show.

"I can't believe we're wasting our time talking to a tacky window."--My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic.

"Gasp! It's Winter Wrap-Up Day! Spike, wake up! It's Winter Wrap-Up Day!"
"Ungh...Mommy?"
"Winter Wrap-Up!"
"You're not Mommy..."--My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic.

"I definitely like the idea of hibernation, except for the 'eat less food' part."--My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic.

"Aw, don't be so angry. No one cares that you're bald."
"I am NOT bald! My hair turned into a magical cloud filled with stars."
"But is it hair?"
"No, it's mag--"
"BALD!"
"GIVE ME BACK MY HELMET!!!"--A Funny My Little Pony Picture I Saw.

"I do not do cocaine, I just like the smell of it."--Nick Swardson's Pretend Time.

"Nothing says 'come to the beach' like a bleeding costa rican woman."--The Smoking Gun.

"Kittens and mid-day sunshine get me down."--The Smoking Gun.

"That man fills me with hope...and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing..."--Futurama.

"You and the curtains had some sort of argument?"
"Uh, yes. Today is...Gorbgorb! The Tamarainian festival of berading drapery. STUPID CURTAINS!!!"--Teen Titans.

"You don't deserve a spot in my band, but you might make a good coaster for my drink!"--Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's Abridged.

"Some days, some nights/some live, some die/in the name of the samurai/some fight, some flee/sun up to sun down/the sons of a battlecry"--"Battlecry" by Nujabes

"'Can female horses ejaculate?' is now in my search history, and it's all your fault."--Youtube, Pizza Chu on "Jizz In My Saddle".

"I baked you a pie!"
"Oh boy! What flavor?"
"PIE FLAVOR."--Asdf.

"WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THE JUICE?!"--American Dad!

"That was the best blow job of all time! I especially like how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers got in on the action!"--"I AM WEARING A SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT" by Ninjabridge

Thank you for taking the time to read all this sh*t. You deserve a hug. *hugs*