Newest fanfic. Unlike my other stories, this is pure humour; no drama, no sadness, etc. It's pure comedy. Unless I decide to discontinue it, this fanfic could literally go on forever, so don't think it's a true fanfic.

I do not own the canon Sonic characters, or do I own anything that is referenced in this fanfiction. All OCs, however, belong to me.

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Whose Hedgehog is it Anyway?

Episode 1: Scenes From a Hat

"Hello everybody, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! On tonight's show..." The chubby doc known as Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik shouted from the stands as the cameras rolled.

"I could go supersonic, the problem's chronic... Sonic the Hedgehog!" The camera centered on Sonic, who just smiled.

"Always believe in myself... Miles Prower!" The camera zoomed in on Tails making a sarcastic cross-eyed expression.

"But where's the Master Emerald?... Knuckles the Echidna!" The camera zoomed in on Knuckles, who was looking like an ancient Greek philospiher.

"Who the fuck am I?... Shadow the Hedgehog!" The camera showed Shadow twiddling his fingers.

"And I'm your host, Dr. Eggman! Let's come down and have some fun!" Robotnik said, coming down the stairs from the stands and sitting down at his desk.

"Welcome to the very first episode of Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yep, that's right, the points are like your latest Math quiz," Eggman said. Everybody just laughed.

"Like we would know," Sonic said sarcastically.

"Anyway, for our first game, let's go to one of my favorite party games of all time, Secenes From a Hat!" Eggman announced, pulling out a red, white, and blue top hat to the great cheering from the audience.

The four comedians got up from their lazy bums and went to opposite sides of the "stage" where they did everything; Sonic and Shadow on the left side, Knuckles and Tails on the right.

"Before the show, we ask the audience members to put suggestions for unusual scenarios that people would like to see in this hat, and then we pick the good ones to use on the show, and they're gonna have to act out as many of the scenes as they can, starting with..." Eggman explained and pulled out a card, "Bad things to do during an earthquake!"

Shadow came up first. "Now, time to split that atom..." Shadow said, pretending to use a pair of tweezers, and hen walked off in the general laughter. Sonic then came up.

"A vasectomy doesn't hurt," Sonic said happily, pretending to grab a pair of scissors. Even more laughing resulted. Tails ran up next.

"Honey, bring out the steaks, I'm gonna light the barbeque!" Tails pretended to yell, also pretending to light the charcoal on a grill.

"Alrighty, that was great," Eggman said, pulling out another scene, "... 'Other' robots invented to kill Sonic by our host, Dr. Eggman!" Sonic stepped up first, acting like he was so fat he would fall over.

"HEY HEY HEY! Check out the NEW Fat Albert 9000!" Sonic yelled out, trying his best at a cross between a metallic voice and a good Fat Albert voice. Extreme laughing roared over the studio as Shadow, Knuckles, and Tails also started to laugh. Even Robotnik giggled a little. Knuckles managed to get over his laughter and step up for his act. Eggman pushed the buzzer twice, wanting to move on ASAP, and the M.E. Guardian backed down.

"What you shouldn't say when your girlfriend is trying on clothes!" Robotnik read.

Knuckles stepped up, and instantly simply started laughing smugly. Everybody else quickly followed suit as Knuckles walked off and Shadow stepped up.

"Well, there is a tent and awning place down the street," Shadow said as if making a suggestion, and once again, everybody laughed (man, this is already getting old, isn't it?). Sonic came up next.

"... It would look better on Shadow," Sonic said. Shadow did nod his head as if saying "good point" during the general laughfest. Eggman pulled out another card.

"Giving your date's parents too much information!" Eggman said. Sonic stepped up.

"Don't worry Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, I'll have her back by ten! I'll be done by then," Sonic said, with general fits of laughter thereafter. Shadow came up.

"Don't worry Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, I'll have her back by ten! It's when the wife gets home, heheheheh..." Shadow said, and once more, the very same laughing reaction stormed the air. Shadow stayed up there as Sonic joined him so that they were both on the stage.

"Don't worry Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, we'll have her back by ten!" Sonic said, which caused severe giggling between Knuckles and Tails along with the general laughter. Sonic stepped down, but Shadow stayed up.

"Don't worry Mrs. Johnson, I'll have Mr. Johnson back by ten!" Shadow said, struggling to keep back his own laughing, which caused Eggman, Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails to loudly scream out in laughter. Eggman got over the laughing and picked out another card.

"Things that Latin soccer announcers say on their day off!" Eggman said. Tails, who hadn't said many things as of yet, came up.

"I'll have a burger, some fries, and a COOOOOOOOOOKE," Tails said pretending to drive up to a fast-food joint in a Latino acccent. Everybody started laughing as he stepped down. However, he stepped up again, seeing that nobody else had anything.

"... You forgot my COOOOOOOOKE!" Tails said again, once more earning the standard response of extreme laughter. However, once more, he came right back up when everybody wanted to see what he would do next.

"WHERE THE FUCKING HELL'S MY COOOOOOOOOOKE?" Tails yelled one last time. This time, when he waliked back, he stayed there as Robotnik picked up another card.

"Rejected Jeopardy categories," Eggman said. Shadow came up.

"Yeah, I'll take Famous Demon Kommanders for $200 please!" The Ultimate Lifeform said, with general laughter and clapping afterward. Sonic stepped up.

"I'll take Maledict's Wardrobe for $500!" Sonic said. Tails stepped up after the mass laughing fit.

"I'll take Shroud Genitalia Audio Clues," Tails said, which made everyone to scream out in laughter for the 2nd time already.

"Pretty good," Eggman said, picking out another card, "First drafts of famous movie lines!" Shadow stepped up.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a lamb," Shadow said with laughter as his reply. Sonic came up after him.

"Luke, I am your mother!" Sonic said, and Knuckles replaced him as the laughing and clapping continued.

"I'll be baack in a minute, I just need to go get the..." Knuckles said with a good Terminator accent, though he was interrupted by the buzzer and laughter. Eggman pulled out another card.

"People you wish would just shut up," Eggman read. Sonic came up, and pretended to take out a card and unfold it like Robotnik.

"... People you wish would just shut up," Sonic said, mimicking Eggman, and everybody screamed out as Sonic and Eggman did a high-five as Sonic went back to his place. Shadow came up after him.

"... The ramifications of your actions will be severe!" Shadow said in Black Doom's echoey voice, which was met by even more hilarious reactions than usual. Sonic came back up again.

"How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us!" Sonic said, mimicking Maledict's young-adult voice.

Eggman took out another card, "Men that women just don't go for."

Both Knuckles and Shadow went up and simply stood there, earning massive amounts of laughter. Robotnik decided to go on and hit the buzzer again.

"Ranting cartoon characters!" Eggman read, earning a chuckle from Shadow and Sonic. Tails stepped up.

"... THEWONDERFULTHINGABOUTTIGGER... ISTIGGER'SAWONDERFULTHING!... THEBOUNCYBOUNCYBOUNCY...!" Tails ranted loudly, hopping about like Tigger from Winnie the Pooh to hilarious results.

Eggman pressed the buzzer several times; the game was over, and everyone went back to their seats.

"That was really good. A thousand points to Tails for THEWONDERFULTHINGABOUTTIGGER..." Eggman impersonated, earning much laughter from Knuckles.

"That was actually really fun to do. Too bad I'm almost out of breath now," Tails admitted with a chuckle.