Okay here is Iron Jungle.

Shadow appeared out of thin air. He looked around and realized that he was surrounded by androids. He saw a DVD player floating by. It was showing a rerun of AoSTH.

"Kids, there nothing more cool than—" It was interrupted by a scientist appearing onscreen.

"Shadow Androids! Eliminate the soldiers! Now, GO!" Shadow grabbed it and slid a DVD in.

"I hate this channel…OOH! SatAM is on!" He sat back and ate popcorn until the DVD finished. Can I have some? "EE! WHERE ARE YOU!?" Shadow screamed. "And why did you say 'Shadow screamed'?"

I'm the narrator. I tell the story.

"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT NONE OF THIS IS REAL!? HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE IS A LIE!?" Shadow yelled. "STOP IT!"

If you choose to get technical, Black Doom lied to you, blahblah… you must kill him la—

"Geez, he was annoying."

"Oh, hey Black Doom! Thanks! He was about to spoil it for me!"

"No problem."

COUGH! COUGH! I'm—I'm not dead!

"SHUT UP! You STAY DEAD WHEN I TELL YOU TO!"

Hey, is that a gu—

"Hey, Black Doom? Are you even supposed to BE here?"

"Oh, why no, I'm not. Toodles!"

COUGH! I hate when he does that!

So anyways, Shadow continued running, accidentally hitting a red and black robot.

"Shadow. Come with me if you wish to live…" Shadow ignored him.

"Y'know, I just realized, the partner characters are USELESS!" Shadow said.

He reached the goal ring.

"What the--? WHERE THE FLIP IS THE CHAOS EMERALD!?" He touched it and teleported away to hot shelter…

NEXT TIME: HOT SHELTER