A/N: You know, I was reading some Tailsmo fics, and thought to myself, "Why haven't I written one yet?"

So here's a nice little story about them, is it a lemon? Why yes it is.

I'm going to mark it though, incase you want to skip over the Tailsmo sex.

But if you skipped it, why the hell did you click the link? It's rated M for a reason.

Those who are easily disturbed may want to leave now.

BEECAUSE.

OMGOMGOMGOMG IT WILL HAVE:

Language,

Violence,

Sexual themes (duh)

Yuri? Maybe. You'll have to read and find it.

KIDDIES DON'T READ UNTIL YOU KNOW WHERE BABIES REALLY COME FROM.

This is going to be an AU (Alternate Universe) because I think bringing Cosmo back to life would be too hard, and complicated.

This will be all in Tails POV, just to warn you.

And as you all know, I've a knack for not finishing stories, but I finished writing the whole thing, and just posted to avoid angry letters.

Enjoy!

AGES

Tails – 15

Cosmo – 15

Ace – 17

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot, and my OC named Ace. Now please don't sue me Sega!

Nectar Sweet

We lay there, but completely unclothed, only covered by the thin material of the sheets. I rolled over and smiled at her, she looked at me, with an exhausted smile covering her face. I put an arm around her neck, a pulled her closer towards me. "That was incredible," she said, with a gleam in her eye, twinkling like the stars in the window. I smiled. "We can NOT tell Ace. He'll kill us." She laughed.

But maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. All right, it all started about two days ago…

She led me into a dark room, only lit by a single candle. "What are we doing here?" I asked, knowing the answer already. Her response was a wink, and a shut of the door. My stomach was in knots, and I could barely keep from passing out. Her facial features showed an immense amount of lust, which didn't help cease my stomach.

"Tails…" she whispered, slowly stepping closer to me. My breathing intensified, and her smile deepened by every stuttered sentence I attempted to speak. I started to open my mouth to speak, but she put a finger to my lips, forcing me to stop.

She put her arms around my head, and pulled me towards her, into a soft kiss. We stood there for a few minutes, hours? Who knows? We were lost in our own worlds, but just as suddenly as it started, she pulled away. "Cosmo, we-" I was silenced by her action of removing the blouse she wore, revealing her most private areas.

I was possessed by most primitive instincts of urges, and during the entire experience, her moans echoed within the small room, "Tails! Tails! Tails! Tails…Tail…"

"Tails! Get your lazy butt out of bed! Breakfast is almost done!"

Couldn't you have waited 5 minutes before you woke me up Ace?

It was very dark out; emphasis on was. I forgot to open my eyes. Yeah, I stumbled out of bed into a wall, before realizing I was trying return to that dream, but started carrying out my usual routine...minus the walking into a wall part. Just my luck, the one time I actually have a dream that doesn't end in only getting a kiss on the cheek, Ace wakes me.

Don't you love how you can count on family?

My name's Miles Prower, but everyone calls me Tails. I'm an orphan. And I have been for as long as I can remember.

When I was really young, I was mutated, and developed a second tail, and my IQ went up by about…300! Luckily there weren't any lethal changes. But I wish I had missed out on the second tail. The orphanage wouldn't accept me because I'm a freak. And if an orphanage denies you, you know you're pitiful.

Life was tough for a long time, until I was about six to be exact. While some kids were teasing me (as usual) I started floating. That's right, FLOATING. Well, not really, but it's a cool thought. What really happened is that Sonic the Hedgehog was running, and noticed me infuriated, but depressed at the same time. I guess he felt sympathetic for me, and before I knew what was going on, I witnessed the kids disappearing.

Since then, I followed him almost anywhere, and designed him new equipment and stuff. I stayed with him until about a year ago, when he left in the middle of the night. I was informed two weeks later that he had died of unknown causes. In a way, I inherited this, his old house.

"Tails! Are you gonna eat, or do you wanna starve to death up there?"

Charming Ace. Real charming.

Ace is my older brother, who I didn't even know existed until about five months ago. I found him in prison, when I had to do some interrogation (After Sonic had died, I joined the police force) you see, Ace was also mutated with a second tail, but he wasn't treated as nicely I was.

And when you think about my childhood, you know he was treated badly.

He never told me the details, but had said that he often stole to eat, and was always being chased down by police, usually injuring, but on one occasion, killing a member of the squad.

He was finally brought in, and he easily tricked me into unlocking his cell. (I never was good with mind games) After tons of convincing, I noticed his second tail, and accepted the fact he was my brother.

Just so you know, his real name is Mikey, but if you ever call him that, he'll disembowel you with his bare hands…I'm totally serious, that's how Eggman died. And it was NOT a pretty sight. I still have nightmares about it.

He's been training me a lot lately, so now I'm getting the look of a young body builder. Plus, I've hit my growth streak. Currently, I'm about six feet.

"Miles! Get down here and eat!"

Now he means it. Since he only calls me 'Miles' when really annoyed. (A/N: Someone's impatient.)

"I'm coming!" I shouted, "Don't scream your head off!"

I opened my closet door, and slipped on a pair of jeans. I didn't need to, since my fur covered all of my…uh…'private regions' but if aroused enough, they would show themselves.

Puberty is a bitch incase you haven't heard.

After that, I put on a light sleeveless shirt, and took a deep breath. I wonder what Cosmo would think if she knew what that dream was? I smirked at the reaction she would've had, and began to head downstairs.

"Miles Tails Prower! Are you awake yet? Or are you mas-" (A/N: I actually typed the whole word before thinking that would be a little too intense, even by my standards.)

"I'm on my way! Jesus Ace!" I interrupted. I got a "man to man" talk with Ace and Knuckles recently, and was scarred for life. They tried saying it was 'perfectly normal' and they explained to the best of their ability.

Trust me kids, the road to Adulthood is a scary one.

My brother was so impatient for someone that lived on the street most of his life; it's not even funny.

Okay, maybe just a little funny.

As I started into the kitchen, I was met with a pleasant surprise; Cosmo was cooking breakfast in a short skirt, and a bikini top. Food and nearly naked women, two of my favourite things in life I'd have to say.

I began to step towards her, but stepped back to, 'admire the view' as Shadow liked to say. Shadow and I became pretty tight when Sonic died, and I now call myself one of the proud few who can get Shadow to smile once in a while.

One time, I asked if he wanted to watch a movie, and he just stared at me for like, half an hour, before he finally said, "Maybe."

And now, the black hedgehog is engaged to Rouge. Shocker. And yes, that was sarcasm.

As I was staring, I thought of a plan to surprise Cosmo, and smirking, I slowly crept towards her. Putting a finger to my lips when Ace looked at me strangely. For once, he said nothing, which I was grateful for. As I got closer to her, I raised both of my namesake appendages, which were now around four feet long each.

I was finally right behind her, and before wrapping my long tails around her waist, I harshly whispered into her ear, "No escape!" Before she could scream I pulled her into my chest, and she looked terrified.

(COSMO POV WHOMG!)

I fell softly into my attackers chest, and strangely enough, it felt…soft? As I looked up, the eyes I expected to be full of…anything wrong, were filled with concern for me. I looked up to see a fox with orange fur looking down at me. "Oh, sorry Cosmo," he laughed. I smiled when I realized it was only Tails being a jerk. "Tails!" I fake yelled, "How could you do that? What if I thought you really were an attacker, and hit you?"

He laughed, "Then I guess I'd be on the ground, 'cause you're extremely graceful when you fight." It was true, I was really light on my feet, and I was a good jumper, but when it comes down to an actual fight, I just scream for help, looking as pitiful as I could at my boyfriend, who would fly in and assault the guy I was screaming about.

It was irrational yes, but I guess that's what I love about Tails. He kissed me on the forehead (I was still leaning on him) and helped me up. "Ace," he began, "Next time I'm like, five minutes late, don't scream me into being deaf, or I might not know when Cosmo needs 'love.'" I blushed, even though we're yet to do anything like that, we would if Ace would get out of the damn house for a few hours.

"You two are way to young for that kinda thing, if I ever find out you've been at it, I'll kick the hell out of both of you. Well, Tails at least, I'd get Cream to take care of you Cosmo." I laughed. In a fair fight, Cream would wipe the floor with me, but she's really slow, so I just run away when she's around. I think she's still mad at me for dating Tails, when she wanted him. But lord knows what's going on in the rabbit's head.

"Ace, you know I could just grab Cosmo and fly for it, I'm way quicker in the air than you are." Tails grinned. They did this kind of banter every morning, usually about who was better than whom at what. It can get pretty annoying, but usually it's pretty entertaining.

"You'd break the rules like that? Haven't I taught you better?" Ace retaliated. This was his trump card, which is sad; because Tails is really keen on reminding Ace on every little time he's broken his own training. "Well, Ace, what about that time you disemboweled Eggman?" I gagged at the sentence. Although I wasn't there when it happened, Tails was sure to describe in perfect detail. "What ever happened to, 'never kill an unworthy opponent? Or 'never put your emotions before your work?'"

I sighed; this was going to get ugly really quickly. In response to his comment, Ace growled. "Tails! If you ever bring that up again, I'll-" "SO HOW IS FIONA DOING?" I interrupted. Fiona Fox was Ace's partner in his job as a mercenary. He never shuts up about her. Tails frowned; he'd a bad experience with her before.

"Good, I think. She told me she was moving to around the neighborhood, but I don't really know."

(TAILS POV CAUSE HIS IS MORE FUN)

Oh great. I thought, Fiona's moving here. I had a really bad experience with her a few years back, i.e. she broke up with me because I wasn't mature enough for her. It confused me, since she didn't say who was more mature, but I hadn't seen her for years after it. Until Ace invited her back for dinner - talk about awkward meals! – and he never noticed my uneasiness.

I decided to change the topic, because talking about Fiona to Ace is like telling a little kid how great this candy is; he'll just get too excited and worked up. "Cosmo, you should really try this bacon, it's really good."

Cosmo sighed, "Tails, I'm a vegetarian, we've been over this."

"But it's so good! I'm all for eating plants and fruits and stuff, but how can carrots be as juicy and smell as good as bacon?"

"Tails," Ace started, "She's a anthropomorphic plant. She would eat meat because?"

"It's awesome! And besides, if she only ate plants, wouldn't that make her a cannibal?"

If anime sweatdrops existed in real life I'm pretty sure the two of them would have it.

"Tails…you…but…she…Just shut up and eat," my grey furred brother stuttered. I silently celebrated my victory, even though all I did was weird the hell out of him. I looked over at Cosmo. Although she didn't look any more different then usual, I could tell she was just as speechless. Chalk another one up for me. I thought to myself.

Things were pretty quiet afterwards, and it made my skin crawl. Well, I guess not that much, but it was really awkward. I cleared my throat, "Was it something I said?"

Although nothing really changed, it made me laugh to myself, which I guess started a chain reaction, because Cosmo laughed, then Ace laughed, then the TV laughed.

Okay, maybe the TV didn't laugh, but the laugh track went off. And that was pretty cool. It was like, "WOAH EVERYONE TAILS MADE A JOKE. IT WAS FUNNY. LAUGH!" I actually pictured that bit in my head, and one thing led to another, which led to more perverted thoughts.

This is the morning routine, just to let you know.

I snapped out of it when Cosmo cleared her throat, I didn't really pay attention to it, until she tapped my shoulder, and rolled her eyes when I mumbled something even I didn't understand. It went along the lines of, "Hurmbajoobal?"

"Tails, you're drooling on the table again."

(A/N: That was quite the interesting chapter wasn't it? I'm pretty much already done chapter two, but you'll need to wait until next Sunday to get it, cause I'm evil like that, y'see?

Oh yes, before I forget, if you're a fan of the Twilight series, I HEAVILY recommend checking out 'xxo.MeganBella' profile. I beta for her, and she's really good. (If you're reading this Megan, thought I'd pay you back with the free publicity. lol...)

Please review if you find something good, bad, or in between. Constructive Criticism is welcome, as always, and if you're going to flame, please find something in my story to flame about.

Eat your veggies, and until next time, (Which is hopefully soon)

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