Hey! Been a while, hasn't it. I'm sure you guys missed these. School has been killer. I had to do two history projects yesterday. Whoo.

Now, I know that this is the worse thing to do as a fanfiction writer, but I can't help it...

Will someone please check out "Darkest After Dusk" or at least review it? I'm really craving some feedback. I don't wanna have to end the series. Not that I will, I'm just saying. Please don't hate me. I know a lot of people get flammed for whining about their reviews, but I can't help it...

Whew, now that I've got that off my chest, time to present today's victim!

25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO ESPIO

1)Don't dye his skin a permanant pink color.

2)Don't replace his kunai and shurukin with rubber knives

3)Don't ask if he's a "horny" lizard

4)Don't uncurl his tail, then let go, causing it to snap back

5)Don't lock him in a room with a karyoke machine, five gallons of beer, and Vector

6)If you do, don't ask Charmy to replace all the songs on the machine with music by Michel Jackson

7)Don't ask if he ever snuck into the girls' locker room while he was invisible.

8)Don't ask him if his catchphrase is "BELIVE IT!"

9)Don't use his tounge for jump-rope

10)Don't scream, "HEY LIZARD!" in his face while he's meditating.

11)Don't ask if Godzilla is his cousin

12)Don't go up to him and say, "Why are you squinting? Chinga ching ching chang chang chong!" because that is very racist and wrong.

13)Don't ask him if he's friends with Snake.

14)Don't ask him about his extensive knowlage of Chuck Norris jokes

15)Don't say he should grow a mullet.

16)Don't ask him to star in your youtube parody of Spider-man

17)If you do, don't give the part of Mary Jane to Vector

18)Don't ask if he's gay. You know, the whole purple thing.

19)If it turns out he is, don't tell him that Shadow loves him

20)Don't take water from the toilet, put in the microwave, and tell Espio it's his tea.

21)Don't ask if he has a Naruto or Sasuke doll under his bed.

22)If it turns out he does, don't take pictures of him sleeping with it, and photoshop them saying "Sasuke is sooo cool!"

23)If you do, laugh your ass off as you read his MySpace the next day.

24)Don't ask him to say hello in japanese.

25)If you do, don't be suprised when he opens his mouth, and closes it, with the word "Hello" coming out of nowhere.

Well, there's Espio's torture list. Incase you didn't get that last one, most old Japanese kung-fu movies would be dubbed so the characters lips don't match their words. Much love to reviewers! And a very special mention in the next installment!